I need a bf so badly, but I'm too ugly and my standards are probably too high
>>84379627>I'm too ugly99% of women who think "I'm too ugly" are actually the most breedable beautiful queens to ever exist
>>84379627I shall deign and enter a romantic relationship with you
>>84379627Are you fat and what are your high standards?
>>84379627How old are you and would you move to Canada?
>>84379635Doubt>>84379648Okay yay>>84379650Yes, I want a smart white funny bf that's at least 5'11>>84379661I would not move to Canada
>>84379743Kek, this bitch is brown seeking a relatively tall white bf, its so over for femoids
84379743>smart white funny bf that's at least 5'11at least it's not an 8 foot tall, 3 feet dick, trillionaere vampire werewolf dragon turbo hero giga villian.
>>84379756Realistically I would be fine with 5'8 even
>>84379627Going for relationships as the goal sets you up for failure. Focus on hobbies, self-love and friends. A BF will come after. GL bro
>>84379806That is good advice but I'm too self destructive to follow it
>>84379780How about 5'4 and I'm not your bf I'm some guy you send your spread asshole to?
>>84379627I'm 6'2, athletic, funny and white but I would never date you.
>>84379810Give it time a future you will be a different you. Believing you can change is the first step.
>>84379843clarify that you're not that anon, not me, you disgusting needy manlet. are you a smelly jeet? I think you are.
>>84379866I will never acquiesce to the demands of a simp
lol this is why i will always support ethnic men dating white teen goddesses
>>84379876I don't give a shit. board culture is board culture. be gone, tourist.
>>84379863>Believing you can changeI don't
>>84379895You're simping for fembots and calling me a tourist? How far we've fallen.
>>84379909>You're simpingNo, manlet. You imagine, that I'm simping, because you're a lil, projecting, microdick, insecure little faggot. This wishful thinking makes you feel better.>for fembotsthere is no such thing>calling me a touristyou are a tourist, you juvenile retard.>How far we've fallen.way to out yourself as a 2020's ignorant tourist faggot.
>>84379627Cleavage or leavage!
>>84379743Why is height so important?
>>84379988Because it's important to men since I'm taller than average, shorter men have been pretty insecure about it
>>84379992most men are insecure about their height because of women's standards.
>>84379925I've been here since 1985 you were born in 2008, don't try to lecture me on board culture.
>>84379998In my experience they just didn't like that I was taller, especially if I wore shoes that made me even taller
>>84379743Are you white yourself...? I doubt it.
>>84379743And what are your qualifications/stats? Why should I choose you?
>>84379988taller means you are closer to the sun and you need the sun to grow big and strong
>>84380039I think we already know the answer to that one
>>84380039it's all pink on the inside bro, unless you do anal
>>84379992>>84380037What's your height and what was theirs? Did this happen with multiple guys?
>>84380039Ofc not>>84380123You're asking me too many questions, if you're not gonna date me I won't answer
>>84380140I'm here to make conversation. Even if I fit your standards perfectly I wouldn't date someone when all we have in common is using 4chan.If you won't answer... then 4chan has fallen.
>>84379743best I can offer is misanthropic, witty, white, and 5'10
>>84379627>and my standards are probably too highLower your standards and settle for us incels who you have zero attraction towards. Stop being so picky.
>>84380146>4chan has fallen4chan is the bottom there's nowhere to fall
>>84380037>In my experienceOh no, she has experience. Pack it up, boys. Used goods.
>>84380231Sure there is. There's reddit and tumblr and facebook and x and basically every place where braindead shitskins gather en masse.
>>84380199I will take it!
>>84380360well shit, if it was that easy why am I still single?
>>84379992>Because it's important to men
>>84380411>inb4 you live in a country extremely far awayI'm in the US btw, where are you?
>>84380480US, EST
>>84380489I'm in a different timezone, are you okay with long distance to start out with
>>84380500yeah, its 2026 what isn't long distance these days?
>>84380515>what isn't long distance these days?the proximity between the guy you're 'dating' and the guy you're inevitably cheating on him with of course.
>>84380515Would you like to talk off board?
>>84380532yeah. got a disc?>>84380525that's always a risk man, that's why you gotta feel things out
>>84380545>that's always a riskI know, that's why I gave up on women since they're such fickle monkey womenchildren.
>>84380545>yeah. got a disc?Yes, mine is piedbiledgrebe
>>84380597just sent you one, name begins with Turd
>>84380616you fucking imposter I HATE YOU
>>84379743>YesLike yes, you're fat? Ew!
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>>84380351>where braindead shitskins gather en masseI have some bad news about 4chan for you...
