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how big do you want your ass to be?
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>>84380412
There's no way a white dick can handle all that meat
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>>84380412
would mating press her and knock her up with my brown 5 incher and leave her with the babies
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if her ass isn't 50+ inches THEN IM NOT INTERESTED
GET EATING FOID
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>>84380412
I wanna be built something like this. Im too flabby right now :(
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>>84381098
but there would be no plap shockwaves :(
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>>84381098
flabby or chubby? one is a good thing
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>>84380412
are girls like that attracted to nerdy 5'11 east asian guys?
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fembots how big do you want your bf's butt to be?
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>>84381144
More like chubby. I have a taller frame so I dont look big but I dont like how I carry weight on my bum+hip+lower waist. I just wanna be athletic. I need to lock in.
>>84381099
I dont want those i wanna survive the apocalypse
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>>84381184
>More like chubby
>I just wanna be athletic
NOOOOOOOOOO ToT
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>>84381184
Your best chance at surviving the apocalypse is to pregnant pear max.
Get a big dumpy and be as helplessly pregnant as possible.
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>>84381184
some chub is best for survival though, and it's healthier if the chub is around your ass
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>>84380418
What makes someone make a post like this?
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>>84381200
You are such a retard holy shit. Asking random guys from help is the worst thing you can do (when the fabric of society is torn apart). Anarchy is always a loosing battle for women and children. Beat bet i have is to create a trusted bando of people, mostly family, where we are handy and helpful and take care of eachother. Stupid man.
>>84381193
SORRY BUT I DONT LIKE MY THIGHS TOUCHING.
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>>84381241
>SORRY BUT I DONT LIKE MY THIGHS TOUCHING.
but i do ;)
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>>84381184
>I carry weight on my bum+hip+lower waist
you are literally perfect, you are putting in work to be objectively less attractive
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>>84381241
>Beat bet i have is to create a trusted bando of people, mostly family,
How do you plan on creating that trusted family without pregnant pear maxxing, you dumb bimbo?
>where we are handy and helpful and take care of eachother
Literal foid brain rot. Your job in the apocalypse is to be the termite queen to your colony. Larping as a malnourished cancer patient with 1/5 the muscle mass of the average teen boy is going to get you killed.
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>>84381232
I need more muscle mass however. Its good for preventing osteoporosis in women. You see, when youre in your teens and twenties and early thirties is your chance to build muscle. After that, your body isnt gonna be as good at building muscle. Shit really begins hitting the fan during menopause. Women in general tend to struggle with bone density and muscle loss, but weight lifting can prevent this shit. For health reasons, I know i need to lock in. Im buying myself some ankle weights soon so that I can start rucking.
>>84381251
I dont like it and i know its better for me to build more muscle. So your opinion has been dismissed
>>84381245
I dont so om gonna change it. THERE IS NO LIMIT TO THE HYPERTROPHY
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>>84381184
>apocalypsemaxxing
Do you like being tall? Just curious if something that would benefit you with an apocalypse is an irritant to you without an apocalypse.
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>>84381274
but you will be even more attractive if you build muscle AND stay chubby, you're ass and thighs will get bigger and your waist will stay the same, it's a win/win
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>>84381241
They should be touching head if ya know what I mean
also the apocalypse isn't happening in our life time, just the slow gradual muttification of the planet
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>>84381269
>How do you plan on creating that trusted family without pregnant pear maxxing, you dumb bimbo?
Siblings duh. I never said I didnt want kids I said that having kids is not a power move.
>Literal foid brain rot. Your job in the apocalypse is to be the termite queen to your colony. Larping as a malnourished cancer patient with 1/5 the muscle mass of the average teen boy is going to get you killed.
Sure having some fat is a good thing, that being said being terminally pregnant WILL SLOW YOU DOWN. Not only that, it is painful and lethal. Anarchy is always terrible for women and children, this us litteraly evident in countries like libya and what not. I would 100% be gang assaulted before being killed. Dumb man.
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>>84381302
it's okay fembot you can be my chubby pear shaped breeding wife i will look after you
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>>84381284
I want to gain muscle in my upper body desu. Better grip strength and strength in general. For legs I think ill manly do long distance running and rucking, and some weight lifting.
>>84381288
Well im trying to build something for my offspring so that they can stay independent from globhomo society. Sure the apocalypse might not happen in our lifetime, but mass surveillance will.
>>84381275
I like it. I like looking at or down on men. I tower over people its hilarious. It generally makes me stronger too. Sure I will never look as cute as other women but eh. you cant have your cake and eat it too.
>>84381315
Im not pear though more like hourglass. I got some wide ass shoulders.
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>>84381302
you aren't out running or over powering a man no matter how much you workout.
also this is nonsense because you're just going to be watching netflix and shitposting for the rest of your life while society collapses
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>>84381331
>Well im trying to build something for my offspring
lmao good luck with that, sure has worked out well so far
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>>84381333
Im out running a fat man. Which is a large portion of them. Sure im not overpowering them but thats what weapons are for.
>you're just going to be watching netflix and shitposting for the rest of your life while society collapses
Projection
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>>84381331
>I like it.
In that case, please continue pursuing your ideal dream body, and ignore all arguments from the naysayers.

I was going to argue that chasing the apocalypse might not be the best fit for you, but I was wrong and it is.
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>>84381331
how tall are you btw?
original post btw
>>84381347
>projection
remember this in a few years when you're slop binging and shitposting here
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>>84381098
flabby looks good if you are skinny
t.heterosexual
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>>84381341
Youre funny. I know im a loser. Thanks for bullying me, i need to be discouraged from visiting this site.
>>84381349
Thanks for the encouragement anon. I will become super strong just you wait :D
>>84381363
Im 6'1. So quite tall.
>remember this in a few years when you're slop binging and shitposting here
Im gonna take a screen of this kek
>>84381373
You got odd taste
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>>84381384
We height match, perfect for passionate standing tongue kissing
>Im gonna take a screen of this kek
You'll looks back on this and remember me as the one who got away
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It's not normal to be sexually attracted to pigs, my american friends
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>>84381384
>Thanks for the encouragement anon.
If there was something about your body that would be a positive in the fantasy but feels to you like a negative in reality, then I would caution you against chasing your fantasy, since the fantasy won't happen for real and you'll still be living in reality anyway. But since your likes and dislikes line up in both fantasy and reality, why not go for it?

I hope you get strong and I hope you have lots of fun doing it.
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>>84381430
There's a difference between a plaphog and obese monster
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>>84381274
>I need more muscle mass however. Its good for preventing osteoporosis in women
If you want to gain muscle then you need to gain weight. I highly recommend Mark Rippetoe's starting strength and eating a gallon of icecream a day.
>>84381384
>Im 6'1. So quite tall
Literally perfect for strong fat muscle mommy build and this dumb bitch wants to lose weight because her thighs touch. RETARD
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>>84381398
>We height match, perfect for passionate standing tongue kissing
I will stick a rifle 50 cm up your but and pull the trigger.
>You'll looks back on this and remember me as the one who got away
Thank you for this interaction. It made me realise I am a massive loser and that I need to do a 180. Danke, anon
>>84381435
So sweet aaawww. Thanks anon youre such a chill dude.
>>84381452
If someone calls me muscle mommy ill commit a war crime.
>If you want to gain muscle then you need to gain weight. I highly recommend Mark Rippetoe's starting strength and eating a gallon of icecream a day
What the fuck. You im gonna look into this. Mark rippetoe doesn't even seem like a real name
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>>84381481
>I will stick a rifle 50 cm up your but and pull the trigger.
real tough talk from a fatty(it's a compliment)
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I don't care about the size of my ass but I want to have giant breasts
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>>84381481
>You im gonna look into this. Mark rippetoe doesn't even seem like a real name
Do it, it'll put you on the fast track to pregnant pear maxxing. Your lower body will be so built the babies will just fly out.
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>>84381481
my cum is anabolic fembot
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>>84381491
Well I cant argue with that. Im a fat fuck kill me already. I have thought about getting bullemia or some shit but eating disorders are incredibly gay.
>it's a compliment
Sure bud. Sure.
>>84381501
Oh wait then im not doing that. You're a feeder or something?
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>>84381512
Then you should drink it for max hypertrophy bro. You'll look like Ronnie Coleman. I believe in you.
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>>84381514
I told you to start lifting weights, do I sound like a feeder?
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>>84381514
>thought about getting bullemia
nah just get got or stay chubby, just don't become an obse abomination and you're good.
>Sure bud. Sure.
I prefer thin girls, but I like reasonably chubby girls almost if not equally as much. Fit girls are okay but soft is way better
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>>84381545
>eating a gallon of icecream a day.
NTA but yes you give off feeder vibes.
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>>84381548
get fit**
orognl
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>>84381548
It's a compliment to say "You're perfect".

It's an insult to say "We're perfect for each other" because... well... just look at you.
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>>84381545
Who the fuck eats 1 gallon of ice cream a day though?
>>84381556
Exactly.
>>84381548
SEE EVEN YOU LIKE SKINNY GIRLS STOP BEING A FUCKING LIAR. LIAR. LIAR LIAAAAAR.
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>>84381582
>>84381588
I like BOTH, retard
As I get older the more I lean towards chubby women, fit girls are definitely a tier lower for me though
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>>84381588
have you measured your ass before? how big is it?
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>>84381588
If having an appreciation for 6' tall dummy thick pear-shaped muscle mommies who can carry a bundle of logs while carrying twins makes me a feeder, then I'm a feeder.
You are legitimately retarded though if your plan is to gain muscle while cutting calories.
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>>84381607
OH SURE. SUUUREEE. LIAR. ONLY OLD FARTS LIKE CHUBBY BUILD. FUCK MY FATASS LIFE
>>84381613
Never done that. I dunno if i want that on the 4chinz either
>>84381623
I Would rather die than to fall into that classification. I wanna be a lean and have a runner ish build with big arms and MASSIVE delts. You will not catch me doing whatever
>carry a bundle of logs while carrying twins
That is
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>>84381693
>ONLY OLD FARTS LIKE CHUBBY BUILD
hey, I'm in my late 30s who still looks 17 and I'm also average bmi so just take the compliment
>big arms and MASSIVE delts
soft and delicate arms are much better tbqhdesu
Are you so fat that you will have flabby leftover skin after you lose weight? That's really how know when you're too fat
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>>84381773
Holy shit im not that fat. I'm normal, but I used to be so skinny. Then I decided to bulk and I never lost the weight.
>soft and delicate arms are much better tbqhdesu
I disagree with you. I wanna have gorilla grip strength
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>>84381693
>when I say I want to be useful in the apocalypse what I meant is that I want to be a thin bubble-headed bimbo
Women are so painfully retarded
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>>84381792
When she says she wants to plan for the apocalypse, she means it as a joke. You're alternating between begging her to fit a real life apocalypse (not happening) and begging her to fit your daily ice cream feeder fetishes (retarded) so you're only frustrating yourself by barking up the wrong tree over a joke.
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>>84381790
>Holy shit im not that fat. I'm normal
Well as long as you don't get fatter you're good in my objective opinion
> I disagree with you
Doesn't work that way
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>>84380412
>how big do you want your ass to be?
tiny
>how big do MOIDS want your ass to be?
fat
so i have to pick what i want or die alone
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>>84381792
I never said I wanted to be stick thin im gonna get swooooole. I just never gonna be a "muscle mommy", because I hate guys with that fetish.
>>84381812
It does work that way though. Your opinion is retarded dude
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>>84381844
My opinion is the only correct one
t. not a fat fuck
know your place
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>>84381862
Give me half a year ill not be a fat fuck no more. GIVE HALF A YEAR
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>>84381844
>I hate guys with that fetish.
Is it Game Over for short and/or weak men, or can you still like them if they AREN'T calling you Mommy and asking you to step on them?
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Ideal fembot ass size
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>>84381890
Even if you do accomplish your goal(unlikely) it will be a major downgrade. Muscular women are usually disgusting, and very few are passable, and it's only if they have a really attractive face, but you do what you think is right(wrong)
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>>84381384
>You got odd taste
elite taste you mean
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>>84381922
Realistically speaking, if she isn't taking steroids then she will never ever become so muscular that it's unattractive.

Natty is love, natty is life, natty is beautiful.
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>>84381935
consider the following
>>84381098
is worse than normal skinny girls and soft chubby girls, she's still attractive but it's just not as good
>>84381184
unless this bitch turns around and has some nice ass tits and gorgeous face this might as well be a dude
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>>84381922
Such a hatin ass guy. Like >>84381935 is saying, it will only look bad if I hope on roads which i wont. So I aam dismissing your opinion (im right again)
>>84381909
I dont mid short huys but by the sound of it you seem like the kid who wants someone to call her mommy and asking her to step on you
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>>84381954
Those pictures are both attractive to me. I'm sorry that you're limited, but fortunately not everyone in this world is you.
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>>84381961
soft is better than muscle, only gays disagree
>>84381962
ok homo, but you're a manlet who has to settle for being dommed by a borderline man
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>>84381962
This guy gor better taste than you>>84381954
KEEEEK
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>>84381979
that's because you want to female sasquatchmaxx LMFAO I like women
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>>84381986
Fuck you im done with this conversation. Calling me a sasquatch. Fuck you. Amma become buff just to spite you
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>>84382042
I look forward to the grainy photographs of you lumbering through the wilderness
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jerking me off is good for your forearm strength fembot
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>>84382056
Oh fuck you man. Fuck you.
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>>84382084
NTA, but every time you respond to him, you give him the reward that he wants. First time on 4chan?
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>>84380540
Name of this brapopotamus?
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>>84382084
only if you're a skinny foid or a soft foid, sorry
>>84382098
hope she sees this bro!
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>>84382104
portia conway
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>>84381810
Your brain is melted icecream and I'm going to scoop it out and feed it to fatso.
>>84381844
>I just never gonna be a "muscle mommy" because I hate guys with that fetish.
You and I have the same fetish, I'm just not a prude about it.



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