Thats too much. Once a week is enough

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>>84381728

>Once a week is enough

Holy starvation. Low-T on the man's part or she's not attracted to you.

>>84381737
If i was with a man, cuddled him, cooked for him, snuggled, and generally just wanted my body close to his, wouldnt that signal attraction?

Sex is just one part of a relationship

>>84381728
>once a week
Asking to be cheated on unless you get with a reddit soilent chugger

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>>84381747

>If i was with a man, cuddled him, cooked for him, snuggled, and generally just wanted my body close to his, wouldnt that signal attraction?

Not enough, there's needs to be cum between your cheeks everyday. Pic is related!

>>84381728
>>84381747
I'd prefer something slower like that too, my libido isn't the highest and desu sex sounds like a ton of effort. We can have special moments in which both are super horny and we bang a lot sometimes.

>>84381787
See, thats a real man, so sex feels more special. Can put on nice music, lots of touching, and kissing and rubbing, and sex feels even better then.

For me, personally, i can go years without sex easily, but i understand in a relationship its expected

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>>84381723
Science indicates that moids are better recycling their sperm once every 2 to 3 days, and so that's the ideal sex frequency for well married couples anon.
Something that I'd be happy and willing to provide for my husband...

>>84381754
If a man cheats on me i will destroy his life, so he shouldnt do that

>>84381774
Its too much, i think men force the idea of sex has some sort of machismo thing, they dont actually want or need that much sex, its just so they can boast to their friends

>>84381819
>Science indicates that moids are better recycling their sperm once every 2 to 3 days
why, you want to get pregnant that badly?

>>84381808
>nice music
Absolutely essential. How about something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqUK7iAQJ4k
>i can go years without sex easily
I've gone for months without caring, but I'm also a virgin so I have no idea what it would be like in person.

I like it when my bf goes a few days without, he'll moan when he cums.

>>84381819
Nice well-read foid. Got to make sure to cup and gently squeeze his balls too, it can actually help to drain everything and make it shoot farther.

>>84381728
>>84381747
>>84381808
>>84381819
>>84381820
You are selfish, like most women.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wD60r92ESHo
That's why you get low-quality men.

>>84381861
Why is it so fucking hot when men moan and grunt when cumming.

>>84381886
>selfish
>would cook nice food
>watch him play video games
>let him have his boys night
>dress up sexy when we do make love
>selfish

>>84381891
I don't know why they refuse to do it. Like, I don't moan when I'm by myself, but if he's making me feel good and I know he likes to hear it, then I'm gonna moan for him; I just wish the sentiment was returned. Guy noises are heaven on earth.

>>84381891
Probably because you like their voices?

>>84381820

>Its too much, i think men force the idea of sex has some sort of machismo thing, they dont actually want or need that much sex, its just so they can boast to their friends


Men get irritable and maybe barbaric when they don't get enough sex. Fucking bitches literally civilizes men. You should always make sure the balls are drained. It reduces the likelihood of cheating too.

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>>84381845
>why, you want to get pregnant that badly?
Getting his sperm out, doesn't mean putting it inside me. I could make him cum on my mouth, tits. or hands.
>>84381865
From what I've read draining a man regularly impedes accumulation of semen, so the loads aren't so big. (but they are healthier and fresher).
Anyway, the point is to make your moid drained enough so that he doesn't have any excuse to cheat on you with some work secretary/or by watching porn.

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>>84381936

Every day, foid. Every day. Dicks get hungry. It needs to go inside too. If you're afraid of pregnancy, it needs to go up the butthole then.

>>84381936
>draining a man regularly impedes accumulation of semen, so the loads aren't so big
It can fill to capacity within 3 or so days. I'd also make sure to drink plenty of water and take zinc regularly to return the favor by adequately filling your mouth each time, if you're taking care of my prostate I should tend to your protein intake!

>>84381953
I used to make my ex eat pineapple and garlic supplements, his cum tasted so nice, not tangy, just so smooth and thick, i used to have to gulp 3 or 4 times to swallow.

I havent had sex in 2 years and now im thinking about sex lol. Im going to go eat some cake instead now, bakewells, yum

>>84381723
Yes but unfortunately mens balls dry up too easily

>>84382052
Garlic? I've heard that pineapple made cum sweeter but what does garlic do?
t. curious male anon.

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>>84382060

You're right. Unfortunately, men can't horsemaxx and ejaculate a gallon's worth of cum into foid holes as a tribute to foid beauty.

>>84382069
Just makes it taste really nice, i read it online.

Its funny how mens cum all tastes different. I havent sucked dick in so long now lol

>>84381723
As a coping khv I think I'd be fine without daily penis in vagina sex, but she has to let me hump her and cum. I've never been a 5 minutes and cum masturbator, I have long multi-cum sessions and cuddle with my pillow before and after fapping. I desire a warm nice smelling soft body to hold down and rub my penis against on a regular basis. I've often wondered if there are chicks with vaginosis who would be up for that kind of arrangement.

>>84381897
>when we do
Once every two weeks? Not enough.

>>84381747
cooking is a basic life skill. why do women try to make turning a fire on and moving a spoon is something praiseworthy? i really don't get it

do you also romanticise taking a shit or brushing your teeth?

perhaps, for activities of little value, marketing and drama is added to it to inflate its importance?

>>84382129
Cook your own food then

>>84381891
Hearing him grunt and moan and seeing his eyes roll back while he cums inside is the most ecstatic thing ever

>>84381897
Doesn't matter.
Your man has a biological need and you refuse to satisfy him for no reason.
You are selfish.

>>84382129
Calling cooking just turning a spoon is crazy

>>84382168
I am preparing a batch of cookies right now, still making the dough, and it is basically just measuring shit on a scale and moving a few utensils around. And these are "complex" cookies too since I'm making nut butter from cashews and mixing flour types to make them fiber-heavy.

>>84382158
i already do
>>84382168
moving a knife, picking things up and down, adding salt, it's really banal stuff at the end of the day

it's glamourised to no end but every man that cooked anything in his life knows how basic it is

building a house is much lore complicated even though it's essentially the same thing as cooking. a set of steps of simple actions

women try to emotionally manipulate men's perception with wordcraft, but a man with awareness and mindfulness can feee himself from automatic responses to tone, sensations and feelings, thus see reality for what it is

>>84381723
What? 3-5 times a day? Are you crazy? I think one creampie before bed is enough.

>>84382266
Good, you can suck your own dick too

>>84382318
you sound mentally distressed

>>84382666
I guess that's just the effect you have on women. Probably explains why you've never been touched

>3-5 times a day
My s/o only wants it every other day. I'm the one trying to get him to do it every day.

>>84381723
I'd be content with 3-5 times a week. 3-5 times a day regularly is for hypersexuals/sex addicts

>>84381723
I want it more than he does, I wear him out

>>84382099
how many men have you tasted?

>>84382998
I mean, a few. I just want one man in my llife now.

I cant be bothered meeting new people, its tiring

>>84382979
>>84382983

How is this possible that the woman is hornier than the man?

>>84381723
this post is written by a colossal virgin who never had sex who thinks he will be able to keep up with this when he gets his first girlfriend, which he never will.
Anon, the people who believe this never had sex, once it becomes something readily available once every few days is more than enough and as you age once per week maybe.

>>84381728
Sexhaver in a loving, working relationship
>>84381737
Colossal virgin who never as much was hugged

>>84383015
>tfw no monogamous foid to tell me about the cocks she has serviced while jerking me off
:(

>>84383015
you sound like a tired old whore hope it works out for you

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>>84382938
your first thought when confronted with logic was sex, which indicated your dusturbed mental state, then you showed you judge the world through sex. lust is your moral principle.

then, if all your being revolves around sex and sensuality, you are worth about as much as as it takes a man to use you then throw you to the next guy

>>84383015
I could allow you to sample my product I suppose, wonder how energy drinks add to the flavor

>>84383145
Ive had relationships before.

The best time is the first year, once you've had sex a few times and explore each others bodies, find out what you both like.

>>84383246
I'd wear latex gloves and use lube whilst telling you about my whore phase, you'd probably like it, i was a bit naughty, but you're allowed to be when single

>>84383266
Ick

>>84383291
Energy drinks are so popular, same with vaping. Better than doing drugs though.

>>84383265
We all get old, its just about choosing how, and i value my health, id like a guy around 40/55 years old

>>84383306
No gloves please. The rest sounds nice. Sometimes it's hot to hear about what a slut your girlfriend has been. Sometimes it's not.

>>84383125
Women are just as horny as men. They just don't express it

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>>84383306
>latex gloves
Damn that's kinda hot, like denying me the feeling of your skin?

>>84383125
He's got a gf as well, so his stamina is worn thin

>>84383419
The way dicks stick up in the air is so obscene, i can never get over it.

>>84383419
>>84383337
Anyways I've learnt that moids love being wanked off, use lube, and rub the palm of my hand around the dickhead in a circular motion.

I like it when i tie them up, my bed has bars. Then when they cum, i use my index finger and rub all around the sides of the dickhead, its actually more intense than continuing to wank them.

If i dont tie them up, they'll grab my arms and stop me, so i have to tie them up, and I'll only stop once they cum a 2nd time. Its actually the best cure for porn addiction, because if they masterbate alone, then its just painful when i get to them but if they only cum around me, they can handle cumming twice, just about

>>84383517
That actually sounds incredibly hot. You seem like you're somewhat into being dominant but do you also like to submit? I quite like orgasm denial when finger/going down on my gfs and they seem to like it too. With adding a tie up element, maybe a blindfold, might be even more exciting.

>>84383517
>i tie them up
Uh p-please do these things to me, including the post-orgasm torture.

>>84383541
>>84383538

I like the contrast in size, men are huge lol. And seeing a man with his hands tied up, his dick in the air, it just does something to my brain. Because you still look dominant, but i can control your cock. Often they start thrusting in the air, or trying to get free lol. Its fun.

Im naturally submissive, i love it when men drill me, put my legs on their shoulders, or push my face into the pillow from behind. I like feeling helpless, i like it when I'll try to push him off me by pushing against his arms or chest, and he doesnt even notice, and if he does he just grabs my wrists and fucks me harder. My body reacts to that, its like...hard to explain, its like my body has to survive being fucked so rough, and i get even wetter, or I'll beg him to cum.

Its really hard to find a man like that though, one that just understands my body and what i need.

>>84383826
Sounds like my girl. She likes to be held in place and be made to feel like that. She even does the same begging me to cum thing even if she hasn't finished. It's fun to learn her body and discover better ways to do this for her.

>>84383826
>sexhaving stacy on /r9k/
I am extremely jealous, I am an ugly woman that has no sex experience

>>84381723
I don't think I'd like to sign up for that, no

>have sex with their moid 3-5 times a day
He can barely keep up with me once a day, sometimes me wanting it twice. One the days where we have it twice, the second time I'm the one doing everything.

>>84383911
How close are you to looking elsewhere

>>84383924
I'm not. I'm satisfied and just being with him outweighs everything. I'm content even if we just cuddle when I want it. I can control my sex drive.

>>84383971
That's very sweet and I hope it's real. I also hope he starts fucking you more. Have you done anything to entice him to take you?

>>84383125
He has things to do in the day, I'm basically a shutin.

>In the morning before he goes to class/work
>In the afternoon when he gets back
>Sometime at night
>Maybe more if there's the opportunity

He's got a busy schedule so has a hard time keeping up

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>>84381723
axen is so good, thanks for getting me horny
take this for your efforts <3

>>84382158
>>84382168
You guys are like 20 years behind on your stereotypes. Women don't know how to cook now. Men know how to cook. And because of that, men have seen through the bullshit about women "slaving over a hot stove for hours."

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>>84384006

You are welcome.

I believe in beautiful butts.

>>84383982
Not really. He gets the hint when I want it. And he always fulfills even if he is tired. I don't mind taking the initative and doing most of the work if he's tired. I also get when he's really in the mood and will go for it even if I'm not. He knows how to get me going. The few times I've had an orgasm was when he was wanting it when I didn't, but he got me really turned on.

>>84384085
What gets you turned on?

I told my gf of it was up to me we'd have sex around 5 times a day. She said her vagina would hurt too much so we just have sex once or twice a day. Mostly just once and I have to go gentle.

BUT! sometimes on the weekend when we have the house to ourselves we go on these absolute sex marathons where I'll play like loud trance music, I'll take phenibut and viagra, she smokes weed and we will just fuck for HOURS God it's so fucking hot. She gets completely naked and her favourite position is doggy style and sometimes even she wants me to wrap a belt around her neck while fucking her. It's SO fucking hot God I love my gf so fucking much oh and also when I get.close to cumming I'll just switch and eat out her pussy and ass from behind so I don't cum too quick and can keep going. Also she doesn't shave her pussy or armpits, only her legs which is EXACTLY what I like. God I love my gf so much.

>>84384105
Typical girl stuff. I really enjoy when he starts playing with my hair. I enjoyed my hair more when it was shorter, but he convinced me to grow it longer which I enjoy. It's funny when he just randomly starts making a lot of braids. You'd think it'd be annoying but he undoes them. One time he didn't and we wrnt at it with me having all. Those small random braids.

There's also the massaging like my shoulders and legs. Not deep tissue or anything. Just a basic rubbing. Ot's not just random though. I like his touch so it'd be his regular touching that transitions to what I said.

>>84381723
to be honest with you i think i could either be very good at keeping house and grocery shopping and cooking, or i could have sex every day. i dont think i can do both, im either useful and productive or im kind of zonked out you know. if i touch myself in the morning i wont get anything done until dinnertime.

>tfw will never get a high libido gf where make love constantly

I wish I could have a very slutty and sexual girlfriend who would be fine having sex multiple times a day, but also I'd never have sex with her and she'd just fuck other people on the side. It sucks that no women will do that with me

>>84384709
All women do that with you, anon. They just cut you out of the equation to be efficient. Your fantasy is to be removed from every relationship and you've got it.

>still no baddie fembot that loves to have sex

>>84381723
i only had 2 boyfriends so far and those numbers seem a bit inflated

my first ex wanted it about once or twice a day and my second ex about 4-5 times a week. Cant say that i was personally unsatisfied in either of those relationships with the quantity and frequency

He doesn't really ask for it. I'm the one who gets him going and I need it every day.

>>84385681
What I wouldn't give for an assertive gf like this

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>>84381728
>One week is eno-OUGH! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKK HE'S RAPING MEEEEEEEeeeee!

>>84384030
ew negro

>>84381747
men don't operate sexually in cycles like you do. you have to fuck him when you aren't ovulating or he'll feel like garbage. it's how god made us and we both have to deal with it. guys don't want to be horn dogs daily, especially when women don't operate like that, but we just are.

>>84381723
I never get why robots get mad at not having sex when they look at porn and see that all the men having sex in these animated porn films are lean and muscular. Why would a woman this attractive want to fuck someone like you that can't even go hard for 10 minutes

>>84381747
It's crazy how women actually think this. Women literally just have to lay there for 5-10 minutes a day and they can't even do that.

>>84381842
That's because most guys here are out of shape.

>>84383401
Theyre actually more horny than men, it's just that most women don't like most men. That's why if a woman is denying her husband sex, she's usually getting it from somewhere else.
>>84383145
I can tell you're not in good shape and you're not fucking people you're super attracted to.

>>84386321
I am lean and muscular, the problem is the face

>>84386389
Get a beard and a haircut

>>84386068
Why does the woman have to cater to the man?

>>84386329
Its crazy that id like to spend time with the man i love?

What has happned to men

>>84381723
I don't want a fembot.
I want a real bot.
I hate foids, fuck foids, give me the AI gf irl model.
Foids can all rot in their cat-infested live-laugh-love dungeons, miss me with that misery life.

>>84384024
Cool, cook for yourself then.

Plenty of men still like eating nice food

>>84383858
It isnt all that, vetting men is pure hassle, 90% of men lie, they have a gf or wife, or they're just weird, sometimes violent.

It isnt worth it

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>>84387264
How can I just tell that you're literally this meme?

>>84387299
Anons say they want yandere gf but it's all performative

>>84387268
>It isnt all that, vetting men is pure hassle
lmao imagine complaining about having CHOICES in the first place, women live in another reality

im too schizoid lol. the draw of a pussy isn't enough to make me get my life together i just jerk off and im good for a few hours.

>>84387306
When anons say that, they're referring to a loyal and loving cutie who is dedicated to them entirely to the point of obsession.
If you think some loose, obnoxious Courtney, a wannabe Stacy who has no skills or talents because she expected a free bag like Stacy and is now settling for you and treats you like garbage and cheats on you and goes insane like in that image, is even CLOSE to the same thing...
Well, you're just stupid.

>>84387325
Oh shut up, you have choices and you don't want them for similar low effort complaints.

>>84387344
>you have choices
woman moment

>>84387338
You seem the stupid one because nothing about that comic shows that?

>femcels already fantasise about denying sex to their future bfs
foids are very evil bros

>>84383858
Lower your standards and settle for the incels you aren't attracted to. You can easily get men, you just hate the options you have

>>84387356
Sigh... I guess I'll spell it out for you since you lack basic observational skills and can't read between the lines or use context clues to make inferences.
>Courtney doesn't even know who her moid's sister is
>was sneaking around on his phone behind his back
>didn't spend time and energy learning to cook to please him
>met him on a dating app, uses generic foid line which definitely implies she has had prior partners already who 'couldn't handle her at her worst'
MEANWHILE
>yandere gf already knows Jenna is his sister, in fact she knows everyone in his life and isn't threatened by them or has already threatened them in some capacity
>already knows how to cook and clean, does her best to be the perfect partner for her moid
>doesn't need dating apps, she's been stalking her moid since forever and the app is worthless because she doesn't even consider anyone else an option

I'll have sex a couple times a week at most, but he can have as many handjobs as he wants.

>>84381723
That moid is worthless because it implies he is a sodomite and a gay man
I do not want to date a sodomite who likes asshole instead of pussy

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>>84387418

wtf who mentioned anal? you should be giving your moid no condom buttsex to keep his testosterone high though. buttholes can't get preggo

>>84387444
Another sodomite, why are modern moids so worthless

>>84387418
What if I like both? foid anal cavities and pussy?

>>84387450
Your gender spent decades decorating your asses and shaking them at us and now you're surprised that men want to put their dicks there?

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>>84387450

Sticking your cock in a woman's butt is actually one of the most masculine things you could do. Why did men go to the moon? Because we could. Because we wanted to plant out flag there. Because of the male conquest.

>>84387325
Yeah, and if you pick the wrong choice its devastating.

You're not part of the conversation

>>84387299
An incel that's misogynistic, how new.

Cook for yourself, loser

>>84387517
>if you pick the wrong choice its devastating
...same goes for men if they end up with the wrong woman, except they don't even get to make choices, women just sit there and get truckloads of men thrown at them. There is literally no way to frame having choices as anything but the objectively superior position. Proof of this is that women continue to simply do nothing but exist and wait for men to come instead of taking initiative.

i want to brainwash an anal hating femcel and turn her into an anal only slut

>>84387545
You lack empathy. I would avoid you irl.

>>84387549
ah FUCK YEAH anon, ruin that slut's fart meat and turn her into a nasty bitch that can only get off from having her shit pipes clogged with fat veiny SHMEAT

>>84387560
Not an argument, being the selector is objectively an advantageous position and you reveal it through your behavior.

anal is disgusting, and completely pointless with a woman when her pussy is right there. I never understood this

>>84387615
>I don't understand something, therefore it's bad
Awfully closed-minded of you, missy.

>>84381728
>once a week
fucking lol
might aswell see a prositute
you treating all your boyfriends like roommates?

>>84387444
Looks like the faggots in denial are out.

>>84387614
You laugh when women are killed, you're a bad person

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ONLY 5 times a day? Hell no, when I get with the right man, he needs to be inside me at least 5 hours a day.

>>84387657
Take your meds schizo, when have I said anything about murder? The point is that women get to be welfare-leeching NEETs in the dating market. You do literally NOTHING other than sitting on your fat ass having the privilege of picking from a pool of men that fall from the sky and still find a way to bitch about it.

>>84387694
How do you tell a good man from a bad one?

Are you a good man? Really? You're not as good as you think you are. What about your friends, are they good? Now imagine theres people out there even worse than you.

How do you tell before its too late?

>>84387673

>5 hours a day

At that point, dudes will be shooting air out of their dick and it will hurt to cum.

>>84387745
>How do you tell a good woman from a bad one?
>Are you a good woman? Really? You're not as good as you think you are. What about your friends, are they good? Now imagine theres people out there even worse than you.
>How do you tell before its too late?
Literally all your complaints apply to men + they don't get to be in your comfy, spoiled, privileged position.

>>84387854
Kek nta but that's fair enough. Moids should suffer with raw dick

>>84387926
Answer my questions

You said it applies to men too, so answer

>>84383826
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>>84383911
tfw no gf that wants to taste my cum

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>>84387958

Don't underestimate a man's ability to build up to being a bull. The balls will get used to producing a lot of seed.

>>84381723
3-5 times a day is puberty or trt behavior and most women would tell you to find a side chick to take some of the brunt of that or more likely just tell you to jerk off. You would need a hypersexual partner in great physical shape that didn't have to work for them to be able to handle that kind of thing in a healthy manner and even if they're on birth control you're probably going to end up getting them pregnant which is going to fuck everything up and then you're back to finding a one in ten million woman again.

The only women that would fuck more than you want to are female bodybuilders on test that spend all day being horny as fuck. It's a frankly annoying level of sex and sex drive and I'm saying that as someone that has been on TRT before and even without it has a pretty stout libido. Unless you're loaded and can afford to have a stay at home partner that spends all of their time staying in great physical shape this is basically an impossible ask.

>>84388047
>a BVLL of literally 1 year of age is already breeding 10+ cows
being a non chad human male is absolute bottom tier. being sapient is useless if you're just sapient of your misery

>>84388072
alright fine, 2 creampies per day in the morning and evening should be good

>>84388072
but i want to be a stay at home bf. and yes im going to expect daily sex from my corporate slave future gf

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>>84388368

>eating grass all day and fucking cows

My jealousy is cross-species.

>>84388418
Nigga doesn't even wipe his ass

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>>84388433

Chad does what Chad wants. It's over if you have to wipe.

>>84381723
I need a personal EVE fuckbot with exact amount of ass bounciness

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>>84388545

Lilmisschanel is EVE-coded. She has a jiggly butt and similar hairstyle.

>>84388588
fuuuckk, I wouldnt last 10 seconds in that twerking ass

>>84387958
Why didnt you answer my questions?

>>84388502
>Steinberg
>according to the original poster
fake article about a fake redditpost