How do men like to be flirted with?
>>84384672Men just like to be told they are useful, attractive, competent, smart. The usual. However, most men never actually receive regular flirting and compliments and will either assume they are being tricked/mocked or become insanely attached to the person giving them even a smidgen of validation.
Touch my arm and I'm yours instantly.
I don't. Just say you want to leave your house and be my bed mate.
>>84384672A little bit of this, a little bit of that.
>>84384672Dont. Dont talk to me, dont gesture at me, dont touch me. Dont smile at me, dont attempt to make eye contact with me.Dont even look at me.
>>84384672please use this guide for all your man-seeking needs
>>843846725lbs of gummy bears
>>84384672Personally if you just said you were interested in me I'd try to reciprocate. I wish women were more honest and straightforward.
>>84384672i dont want to be flirted with i think its fucking cringe just tell me you like me you want to get to know me and want to do something with me. i dont think any guy in the world gives a shit about flirting and all this retarded weirdo shit involved with it.
The best way to flirt right now for a girl is to say openly racist things, she starts looking like a wife
>>84384672I want a woman to flirt with me like she'd flirt with the chads she actually goes out of her way to flirt with. This will never happen since I'm an incel and women only take initiative with chads.
>>84384672Be touchy first and foremostAsk him to hang out
>>84384672my self-esteem is so bad I'd just assume she lost a bet or is pulling a prank or something, just keep ignoring me thanks
>>84384672flirting is a thing only females are into
>>84384672Breath in my direction hnggnhggh
>>84384672I don't know desu. I don't think i understand what i even want from women. I'm not sure i want anything. I have a pessimism about you.
>>84384672You're first mistake is flirting. Tell a man directly that you want to sleep with him
>>84384672just be nice to them. that's it. the bar is low bc they treated like shit by everybody. if you wanna go further give him hug. they dont get that often either.
>>84384908if some random woman hugged me id assume she was a pick pocket, dont touch me
Stare at him, look away, and then immediately look back and smileLook for excuses to touch him. Slap his arm if he tells a dirty joke, put your head on his shoulder and complain that you're tired, comment on how big his hands are and ask him to hold it up to yours and compare, etc Bring him a cupcake on his birthday, get him a soda on your break, make him a bracelet out of dandelions
I will sodomize you and face-fuck you,cocksucker Aurelius and butt-boy Furius,who think, from my little verses,because they're a little soft, that I have no shame.For it is right for the devoted poet to be chastehimself, but it's not necessary for his verses to be so.[Verses] which then indeed have taste and charm,If they are delicate and have no shame,And because they can incite an itch,And I don't mean in boys, but inThose hairy men who can't move their loins.You, because [about] my many thousands of kissesYou've read, you think me less of a man?I will sodomize you and face-fuck you.
>>84384672I wouldn't know, it's never happened to me (im 34)
>>84385005If you are virginal with women at 34, you are probably a homosexualist. Time to lube up your anus and let a man poke his pecker in there!
suave cosmic horror flirtations, or attempted voidborne horrors beyond my comprehension, (i will comprehend sooner or later, but surprising me in such ways would be hot)
>>84385013Nope just autistic
>>84385027In other words, you are a homosexualist. Fruity boy, fruity boy, you're a little fruity boy!
>>84385035This taunting only works on straight moids, I'm autistic
>>84384678Boob on arm, classic
>>84384672Bully me. Describe in great detail how you're going to fuck me up and laugh the entire time at how much I clearly enjoy it. I'm talking sadistic filth the likes of which even Caligula would've blushed at.
>>84384672>have unkempt black hair, no makeup and baggy semi-alt clothes >you come up to me>dot your eyes from one place to another and to the ground>talk in a soft quiet voice>say you've never had a boyfriend or kissed>say that you wonder if I could get you on a dateEven if I don't immediately like you, even if I can barely recognize your face to judge how pretty you are, even if I'm usually an asshole. I'll still lose control of myself and agree to anything and treat you with the most care like comforting you is my only goal. Simply out of my control.
>touch my arm or get into my personal space>give me a playful nickname that slightly teases>giggle and smile a lot>just be excited to see meIt's the simplest shit that men like.
This is one of the most retarded threads in a while. Funnily enough OP isn't that bad, but the replies are braindead. Never do any of this shit at a workplace. None of it. I'm not getting fired.t. straight male
>>84384672tell me you would do anything for me even jump into a hole and die for me and be serious about it
>>84384672No tricks, not subtle hints, smile, let me touch you
>>84384672By having my ass dry-humped by a you (woman)
Touching desu
>>84386378what about people who don't like/want to be touched?
>>84385995who said anything about a workplace
>>84386402where are you going to approach robots? robots are either at home, neeting, or at a workplace.That's why women, generally speaking, drive the economy and spend the most money. Men just don't go out alone, by themselves, just to be places. Rarely even with friends, if they have any. Where are you looking for a partner in 2026?
>>84384687This but sugar free
>>84384685am I autistic...?
>>84384685That is not romantic at all. If that is really what moids want, it just shows why most moids don't deserve to be loved at all.
>>84387020not what moids want, it is what you want, you fucking retard. the question was how to approach a moid.
>>84384672Look into my eyes powerfully and say something nice without thinking too much. >Oh you look nice todayetc. Don't overthink it otherwise it comes off as fake
>>84384672option 1: be very pretty or hot and breathe in my direction.option 2: be tall and aloof and elegant and get closer than you need to to talk to me. this is the autistic female strategy and by far the most effective and long-lasting one, least dependent on looks, other than being tall. it's actually more effective if the girl isn't too pretty.option 3: be short and cute, and laugh at my jokes or feel flattered by my compliments more than you need to. will probably make me act the fastest out of all options.what DOESN'T work unless it's actually just option 1:1. angrily complaining to me about other people2. being jealous3. signaling that you understand me/can take care of me (emotionally)4. any tradwife appeal5. being girly6. being manly7. confessing being madly in love8. giving me cute nicknames9. having the same interests as me
>>84384672I'm very reserved/quiet so the worst thing you could do is come up to me all bubbly and loud. You would likely feel rejection coming from my face or even my words if I felt uncomfortable enough. Get me in private somehow and then I will listen.
>>84384672Heh heh hehBy women
