hammies are cool. richard gere agrees. so does the early internet.

https://originalhampster.ytmnd.com/

Women like small useless shit

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>>84389469
they like knowing that at any moment they can make it feel pain because they are born different than the hampster

>>84389461
I miss the era of cellphones & digital cameras

>>84389445
Labubus are too, you're expecting too much, most of them are npcs.

>>84389527
me too, but mostly i miss the era of the internet where everyone understood i was talking about the urban myth of richard gere shoving a hamster (or gerbil) up his ass to feel it wriggle around and massage his prostate as it died so he could get off. and everyone knew what snopes was. and banzai kittens.

>>84389445
They push the poor creatures in their rotten yeast cunts

>>84389763
they die quickly enough already. hamsters die from scaring them by dressing in black.