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>be me
>always cum super fast during sex
>start hitting the gym
>get strong enough to have sex in picrel position
>last fucking forever
Changed my life
Get fit bros
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>>84389765
I wonder what the science behind all this is. Like is it the penis depth? The change in situation? The extra bloodflow required for the muscles?
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>>84389802
nta but I figure it would be harder to cum when you're exerting so much effort to your muscles
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>>84389765
Sensei, how long do I need to train for this if I'm a scrawny stringbean?
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>>84389838
Didn't take me that long. The position looks impressive, but it's actually pretty easy. You don't actually have to lift her up and down like a human fleshlight. You just have to hold her up (super easy if she's hugging onto you) and then thrust with your hips. Now I actually am getting strong enough to just move her up and down with my arms, but I saw the benefits once I could do it the first way (and I prefer it that way anyway)
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>>84389802
Part of it must be psychological. You're focused on holding her up
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>>84389765
This is /r9k/
No one on this board has sex, so no one benefits from your advice
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>>84389918
Yes and I will not let my children be mutilated
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>>84389918
>>84389921
Look at what they must do to mimic a fraction of our power
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>>84389765
based as fuck
this is now a carrying sex thread
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I'm strong but I will never want that position. I want to do as little exertion as possible during sex. Love cowgirl for this reason.
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>>84390052
How long do you normally last during sex?
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>>84389765
>>84389802
>>84389817
Then just do this instead
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>>84389802
It's simple, you're not seeing most of the woman, as you would from other positions.

Less visual stimulus => last longer
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>>84390137
Yeah but her face is right in front of mine
>making out
>kissing my neck
>licking my ears
By your logic, face to face missionary where you're basically hugging is the best position
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>>84390054
However long I want. My wife is always confused how I'm able to control when I cum. I mean obviously there's a limit hut I'm not involuntarily blowing my load for a while...
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>>84390150
Above average for sure
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>>84390149
>Yeah but her face is right in front of mine
Seeing a woman's face is not as stimulating as seeing the rest of her body, unless she's fat

>By your logic, face to face missionary where you're basically hugging is the best position
Yes, it's the best position to last as long as possible
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>>84390160
>Seeing a woman's face is not as stimulating as seeing the rest of her body, unless she's fat
Maybe if you're fucking ugly women

Are you not kissing during sex? You're just staring at her tits?
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>>84390156
Unfortunately she cums in like five minutes and can't multiorgasm. Kinda blows...
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What happened to my incel board? A whole thread of sexhavers talking about sex :(
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>>84390176
If her face stimulates you more than her ass, legs, etc I don't know what to tell you nigger. I don't really care to know more about you either, what are you trying to prove
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>>84390185
why can't she multiorgasm?
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>>84390239
Because he's bad at sex, and she wants to get it over with by "orgasming" in 5 minutes and finishing
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>>84390245
i'm a zoomer who is convinced there is still more to explore concerning this guy's sex life
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>>84390239
Not every woman can. Idk why. She's one and done.
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>>84390253
that doesn't seem right. have you been to a gyno?
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>>84390251
>I'm a zoomer
who asked
>more to explore concerning this guy's sex life
faggot
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>>84390260
keked
>>84389921
based
>>84389838
you should be lifting regardless
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pray to me
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>84390190
we're living in the larper's paradise
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>>84390258
Are you retarded? Kill yourself.
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What if I'm attracted to land whales?
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>>84390611
then fucking kys
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>>84390007
That guy doesn't even look that built, is the secret fucking 90lb SEA girls?
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>>84390754
see >>84389876

it's actually not that hard
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>>84390091
I lost my virginity like this, expect I was the girl and got my asshole ripped open
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>>84389765
that's the last time you had sex, ever? then no thank you
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>>84391020
Yes anon, the last time I had sex was the last time I had sex. You are very smart.
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>>84390407
i don't see what i did wrong anon i just want the best for your wife
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why do normie scum have to invade my safe space and brag about their sex having lives? just fuck off to literally anywhere else. your advice helps absolutely no one here because no matter how fit we are women still hate us.
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>>84391068
/r9k/ hasn't been an incel board for like 5 years
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>>84391040
well I wouldn't give up hope. especially seeing as you got in much better shape lately
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>>84391079
can't tell if this dude is retarded or trolling
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>>84389765
lol can do it in reverse with my bf
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>>84391068
>at least several at mimimum sex havers going on at all times
>always a "where's muh incel board!!" in every one of these threads
I'm convinced everyone of these posts is the same anon. /r9k/ has always been a normie board. Everyone just pretended to be incels.
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>>84391068
>my safe space
is 4chan?
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>>84391601
>r9k was always a normie board
sure if you're a newfag tourist, maybe. I remember the days when this was far and away the most depressed and pathetic board where no normie would even consider visiting.
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Good position but it's as much a function of weight as it is for strength. Hilariously easy to do with 4'8" asian girls. Not easy to do with 6'2" white girls.
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>>last fucking forever
Good thing I'm not with you. Going too long becomes a burden and brings soreness instead of pleasure.
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>>84392029
What you MEAN don't want to get railed for 40 minutes posed like a frog on a windshield
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>>84389765
>dicklet
>won't be able to do this
it's just unfair
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>>84389765
>just get fit bro
And then what? No girl wants to have sex with me anyway
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>>84391641
>I remember the days when this was far and away the most depressed and pathetic board where no normie would even consider visiting.
Sounds like you are the newfag tourist then. This was the board that was considered the whiny liberal betabitch livejournal board trying too hard to post like what we now consider Redditspeak for at least three years before the first anon felt the titillating temptation of a greentext spurt forth from his dick. It was largely normies, but the bitchcuck kind. Moot getting dumped and lashing out made it the depressed pathetic board and then he deleted it.
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>>84391601
>Everyone just pretended to be incels.
literally. the sexhavers did this the most because it got them pussy.
>>84391641
newfaggot.
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>>84392118
>larping as incel to get more pussy
yeah sounds like abhorrent normalfaggot behavior, and the fact that it works just proves incel theory more since a normalfag can act like an incel and still get pussy which means personality doesn't fucking matter at all
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>>84391601
Based knower. I miss when people on this board called each other gentlemen and posted OC. Youngfags brought the gay depression shit in.
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>>84392118
I remember this. His feelings were so hurt, he was actually spiraling. Faggot deleted the whole board after some guy posted a picture of this crazy looking woman squatting on a McDonald's table and said it was moots gf.
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>>84392762
Why would he be spiraling?
>Faggot deleted the whole board after some Faggot deleted the whole board after some guy posted a picture of this crazy looking woman squatting on a McDonald's table and said it was moots gf. guy posted a picture of this crazy looking woman squatting on a McDonald's table and said it was moots gf.
Lol, I heard people say he did it in a tantrum reaction to someone bringing up the McDonalds thing but never why exactly.
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>>84392160
you think that is acting like an incel? chad pretending to be lonely to smash puss is different from seething unwashed incel hatred that wafts around the unfucked like a miasma.
>2009
predates incel bitching. this is the chad normalfaggot pussyfucking sexhaver board. deal with it, bitch.
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>4chan.com/forums/r9k/new/post is my safe space!!! normies REEEEEEEE
still hilarious. maybe we should put trigger warning: sex, women on normie relationshit posts. add tags too so they can filter.
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>>84392762
what, actually spiraling over the mcd comment or later? the aug 2009 screenshot is him doing that as a joke with a femanon he was flirting with and the sitewide stunt of being forever alone with the mcd date was a way of showing off for her by rejecting any other women and jestering himself as a bitchless loser. that was the one the dumping scenario was about later, but she didnt dump him and he didnt dump her. other factors were at play. not sure about any spiraling later but he was moody all over the board because anons kept asking wtf was up and he was posting pics with fake gfs to brag and saying he did so so his ex would see. heard he deleted the board in a melty over something mcd related later but wasnt there to see, and that was jan 2011 when their fallout was in mid 2010.
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>>84394107
based and truthpilled
>>84394123
it's funnier to see them seethe
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Opposite for me. I have been doing cardio consistently for years but in the last 8 months have been lifting and losing weight to lean out. My dick gets hard just being near an attractive woman and its really sensitive. A lot of times just looking at a woman or touching her or smelling her makes me rock solid. Now I cum really fast from sex. I am middle aged and constantly have a boner.
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>>84395176
Yeah but it sounds like your libido was pretty low before this
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>>84390007
We need some women carrying men pics
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>>84395932
So my libido is normal when I talk to a cute girl in the office and get hard from her touching my arm or looking me in the eyes? Granted I do have a huge crush on her but if other men my age are like this normally then we are all gross perverts rofl
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>>84389765
would not want to be f standing up, bcs I'd be subconscious about my weight. Try again moid.
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>>84390137
this is why I actively do not look at the feet, calves, or hips ever
I know exactly what will happen if I stare too long
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But a guy cumming super fast is extremely cute though :<
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Lasting a long time for those cucked and mutilated, just FYI
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>>84390137
>>84396776
huh. is that why men alternate between saying their partner should be in porn and not looking at her when fucking? i figured it was a butterface thing when you lack a paper bag.
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>>84395176
Thanks for the video, now we both have hard cocks.
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>>84395142
based and mootpilled on that one honestly
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>>84396989
Im glad we can share this hardness together.
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>>84390160
>Seeing a woman's face is not as stimulating as seeing the rest of her body, unless she's fat
Speak for yourself I mostly get off looking at the face in porn. I never watch the ones where they hide her face.
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>>84397830
I agree except for the porn part. Any woman i find attractive would end up having the kind of body I like anyways since they would have a certain facial shape.
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I hope boyfriend cums fast, i think it would be adorable imo
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wife guy/gf mong actually makes more sense as a 4channer because it comes with the high horse that singletons lack
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>>84396761
This thread is about having sex with women, not whales.
Translation: Awooooughhh awooogahhh *click click* awooooghaa (You're a whale)
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>>84397845
You won't find it cute the 7th time
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I don't. I want my spouse to last at least 10 or so minutes. It just seems like the perfect sweet spot.
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>>84397894
I would still find it cute aslong as he ate me out afterwards.
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>>84397921
>nuts in you
>eats you out
oh, so you want to date queers
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How is this still here
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>>84398967
This board is dead. Only normieposts and bait stay up for days.



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