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Seriously, what do you have over Hasan?

This is not a troll post. Just being objective here.

There isn't a SINGLE metric where you win against Hasan

He is handsome. He is rich. He is influential. He has sex. He can get any woman he wants. He gets millions of girls begging to have sex with him daily. He gets influencers saying "hey I just shaved my whole body just so u know" whenever he goes to do a presentation IRL. He can get away with saying anything he wants. He can call for the killing of his enemies and he will be praised for it, while you'd be in jail if you were even slightly relevant.

>b-but
No, there's no "but". It doesn't matter that you think he's a "loser", "nepobaby", "insecure", "dumb".

For what actually matters, he still wins. People care about what he has to say. Women want him. He speaks on the media.

While you? Nobody knows who you are. You make daily posts dreaming about holding a girl's hands.

It's not even a comparable human experience. Hasan is like a god.

>simp
You can't refute anything I said. Hasan eats the best foods, wears the clothes he wants, lives in the best houses, fucks whoever he wants.

By any biological metric, he is SUPERIOR than you.
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I have a better hairline and don't have to worry about the opinions of a few million people
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WOW guess I should just fucking kill myself lol
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>>84390121
I'm not Turkish.
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>>84390121
>not a troll post
>reddit spacing
>GPTslop
>pure retardation
Yup, it's herbin' time.
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>>84390121
I don't abuse my dog
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>>84390121
He's a rich wannabe socialist that promotes shit like open borders and trans kids

The real Bolsheviks would've disposed of him
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>>84390129
You are insignificant

>>84390138
Do a flip faggot

>>84390147
>>84390142
cry about it nerds

>>84390154
You abuse your poor mom by making her clean your cum stained bed sheets
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>>84390142
>I'm not Turkish.
Based
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>>84390121
Lmao I enjoyed reading this, good troll writing ngl
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>>84390170
I am significant to my dog who loves me. To my father and to myself. I don't crave admiration like a narcissist. I will die happier than hasan piker.
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I think I recognize OP now actually. he's a deranged zoomer who greatly fears aging
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I'm not famous, there's one.
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>>84390121
>He is rich.
So rich people are good and being rich is a good thing.
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he has no swag
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he has a faggy voice and a shit sense of humor
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>>84390218
Republicans seem to think so. That's why they all dick ride Trump isn't it?
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>>84390121
Hasan is a fag
Sam Hyde is superior
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>>84390121
I don't really view life as a competition. Hasan is also an ape full of shit and piss and blood. Nobody chooses their lot in life. Some people are born without limbs in a sewer in Mumbai, some people are born to millionaire real estate moguls and presidents. I was born to wealthy parents and spent my twenties aimlessly fucking cute girls from Tinder, and it didn't make me happy or better. It is just a thing that happens and I am glad I was born into such a comfortable position.

Piker disgusts me a little bit because he's a hypocrite and clearly not too bright, but even that isn't really a choice on his part. We can't pick our brain functions any more than we can choose our height or how wealthy our parents are or the colour of our eyes. Things just are. There are better and worse people than Hasan Piker in this world. Much better, and much worse.
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>>84390121
>Seriously, what do you have over Hasan?
My head is proportional to my body
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He isn't handsome. He's just the most handsome man in the online lefty space by far, and being a big fish in a small pond is a viable strat. That's why he grifts.
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all I see is a loser who hates themselves and their followers, gets dogged on constantly, while pretending to be something they are not. stop defending this pathetic excuse of a man because he gets some whore E-girl pussy.
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>>84390121
I have a wife and child that actually love and care about me. I also know how to throw a kick that'll knock your block off without looking like a little pansie, unlike this turkroach.
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>>84390121
My penis works, see his comments on finastride
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>>84390121
Profoundly homosexual post.
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>>84390121
>this leftist billionaire is one of the good ones
>in fact he is like a god because he has sex
I assume hasan still seethes all the time and has to deal with countless more people who dont want to have sex with him so he can keep making grifter money, but he perfectly proves why leftism is a mental illness. By your own admission, the winners in your ideological space are just capitalists who serve themselves first. Godhood is granted to anyone who succeeds in making money and being physically attractive/healthy, standing at the top of the hierarchy.
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>>84390121
My family is old money, I could buy him a hundred times over. Also white foid, so objectively more valuable as a human being.
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>>84390121
It's incredibly cringe how hard leftoids force Hasan worship, including yourself OP. kys
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>>84390121
>not a communist
>not a jihad apologist
>not a dog abuser
>not a political streamer
I'm superior in many ways
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>>84390121
And there's certainly someone richer, more handsome and fucking hotter girls than he could. There's always someone better.
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Herb report
shock shock shock
shock my dog I can't stop yuh
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>>84390121
I'm not a retarded lefturd libshit sandnigger who spends all of my time screeching about kikes and shilling chinks?
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>>84390121
you're right he has so much izzat, just like how a jeet scamming your family would be superior right?



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