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Everyone says porn is bad, but every time I jerk off without cuming, I feel like a fucking stud.
I feel like I can fuck anything and anyone with the hammer of a cock that I don't actually have. I suddenly have a drive to flirt and a ton of sexual confidence.

Why is this the case? Is it because I'm a semi-normie as opposed to incelibate? Is my brain broken?
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>>84393866
im not going to lie that dude that makes all the botw link sissy porn has ruined my perception of link
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>>84393988
Nintendo had the choice to not make Link look like a sissy faggot, but they did. Twilight Princess made 3D link look like a twink, Breath of the Wild sealed his fate. There's literally no reason we couldn't have had a manly Link, he's meant to be the hero of a realm, realistically he should be a tall, buff, manly chad.

I swear, tranime (yes I know Zelda isn't tranime but is japshit so close enough) has brainwashed guys into thinking that sissy fags can be tough. No they can't. Guys that look like Link have only had one purpose in history and that is to be fucked in the ass by actual warriors, soldiers and real men.
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>>84394249
beautiful warriors have literally been a concept since biblical times, you're just a pornbrained mindbroken faggot who filters everything through his penis
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>>84394259
Nobody on the battlefield ever cared about a man's beauty, save for knowing that they had a nice young slave boy back in their tent if they survived the battle.
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>>84394249
>here's literally no reason we couldn't have had a manly Link, he's meant to be the hero of a realm, realistically he should be a tall, buff, manly chad.
in the concept art for botw they toyed with different ideas for link. one of the ideas was link being an old man in botw
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fugtrup ruined a generation of men. this is the power of art manifest
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>>84393866
It's because you're horny. It's basic biology, reproducing is our primary motivator and being horny enables us to pursue it. You've ruined your libido with porn so you're only horny when you're close to cumming. If you just gave up porn you'd get horny normally and be generally more confident because you'd have an internal hunger driving you in life.
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>>84393866
>that pic
I wanna do that so bad with my girl
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Wish I had a fujo gf who would do picrel with me
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>>84394555
What a coincidence because your girl DMed me saying the same thing
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>>84394249
I look like link and i have a bjj purplebelt. If you attacked me, i would strangle you with ease. EASE.
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>>84394653
Men look at you and think of fucking you, and one day one of those men is going to be bigger and stronger.
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>>84394876
You are more of a raging homosexual than the twink getting fucked
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>>84394620
That's exactly what I want to hear!
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>>84394249
>Guys that look like Link have only had one purpose in history and that is to be fucked in the ass by actual warriors, soldiers and real men.
Greatest warrior ever lived.
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>>84394353
This isn't true though. I'm pretty much horny until I finally nut, even if it takes days.

So where is the issue? Why is this not a positive for me?
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>>84395190
Just enjoy it anon. People like to feel guilt over nothing for some reason. You don't have to be like that.
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>>84393866
God I would love to find a girlfriend who wants to share a BBC with me. Just getting high out of our minds and worshipping our nigger master.
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>>84395137
I have the same sideburns
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>>84395137
Alexander the Great was a handsome guy, not some twink. That is a complete retcon by renaissance pedos. Even look at your pic, he is not some twink.
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>>84395315
he's romanticized as youthful and beautiful. In japanese culture entertainment leans more into fantasy, whereas western entertainment goes for a veneer of reality. Link is a beautiful young man for the same reason they have magical girls in maid outfits fighting monsters - because it's not meant to be realistic, not because they intended for him to be some sissy fag. Don't get me wrong, I jerk off to him being fucked by dudes but I understand that that's my perversion and not the intent of the design.
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>>84394249
Imagine seeing a pretty man and then spiraling into gay rape fantasies



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