i think i'm gonna join the navy guys, fuck it i'm 26yo if i live after 4 years i'll have a college degreee and 350k$ on my bank account
>>84396461Youre gonna die for Israel so I would do that if I was you
>>84396461It's well known that gays join the navy. Speaking of this. My ex landlord was in the navy. He lived below me with his bitch. I never heard them have sex once in 5 years. He was gay huh? Lmao
Do you want us to congratulate you on joining the fascist army? Theres always other ways to make money rather than joining the military, so dont start crying about how you have no choice
>>84396491Would it be better to join a communist army? Just curious.
>hello my fellow goys, i'm going to join the military>not a recruiter shill btw
>>84396504If they arent slaughtering children in the middle east then yes
>>84396461i want to do this too but i have to wait a while for the weed to get out of my system i have been high like the last ten years of my life
have fun being a slave to the jew
>>84396538You mean the single most benevolent overlords in all human history?I will be a happier sailor than any generation before me, pressed into literal slavery by very angloid masters.
lol i would never work a job that required me to cut my hair that sounds SO fucking cucked.
>>84396518Well, I have bad news for you.
>>84396461Selling your soul to Israel isn't a good choice
>>84396461I was thinking about going to do it too, sure everyone is retarded. but i'm thinking if keep my head down I can knock off a lot of my college credits (realistically they work you so hard you wont have any energy left for classes)
>>84396569Last time i checked, neither the chinese army or cuban army are currently in any military conflict, let alone murdering civilians in said conflicts.
>>84396461what mos?or whatever the navy call it
>>84396461If things werent bad enough getting gf, and you want to sell yourself to a 4 straight years of labor, for what, getting a sizy payment in return? What chances do you think youll have of getting in a relationship after having wasted for money 4 more of your best years when you 30 y/o old farting senile decrepit boomer that nobody is sincerely interested in. What if you r a brainlet couldnt straight up sign for like a mcdonalds and be over your employment urge?
>>84396618They are.See the good thing about communism is that they're always killing communists.
>>84396565faggiest comment award
