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god i hate ovulating i just wanna fuck 24/7
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>fourth post about ovulating seen on the internet today while ovulating
Glowies?
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fuck a robot then
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Tranny pills don't give you an ability to ovulate
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i got turned on earlier in the car by having my windows rolled down. the air blew against my neck and made my nips hard and pussy ache thinking about a man kissing it. what is the possible evolutionary advantage of women getting aroused by the wind?
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>>84397621
au contraire mon ami, people on the internet would never lie
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>>84397629
I've also seen trannies say they have periods. Somehow these beliefs are not delusions and trannies are not delusional
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>>84397624
The evolutionary advantage is that you act upon these desires and create children. This is great if you're white, otherwise roll up the windows.
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>>84397613
Would you be able to love me after tho?
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>>84397654
>otherwise roll up the windows
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I always want to fuck 24/7 due to being a moid. You are lucky you only get it sometimes.
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>>84397613
Now imagine being horny like this every week of every year, only you can't just find dozens of Chads and Brads to take care of it for you 24/7

Thats what being a Man in 2026 is like
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my balls are ovulating
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Every man looks extremely fuckable to me at all times. More proof that fags like myself just love men more than supposed straight women do
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>>84397688
the male libido is such a fucking bitch because the way it works is that the moment you're having sex regularly it just goes away. A lot of men that say they have high libidos would probably be satisfied with having sex once per week. But because we haven't had sex for such a long time/never our libido is absolutely raping us apart.
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>>84397613

Can you describe in more detail ovulation?
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>>84397613
What you trying to do slut?
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>>84397752
That's because that's not your libido it's just insecuriry.
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>>84397784
nta but male libido is famously extremely high lol, its not insecurity. I personally like it though, i want high libido male to furiously rut into me and then let me rut into him
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I actually embrace it. It's one of the few times I want to have sex more than once a day.
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>>84397752
Nah I used to bust literally 10+ times a day AND fuck my gf and cum in her daily for years.
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Did you know that men can subconsciously tell when you're ovulating? Its like you give off a very subtle smell or there's a certain glow to your face to makes you twice as attractive to men? I can always tell when one of my female friends is ovulating because I just find them way more pretty for a couple days randomly and then I just perceive them normally the next week

It's like an invisible sexual aura. I find myself getting aroused and hard being near them when this happens. Real 6th sense monkey brain type shit
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>>84397613
>>84397798
Seems like the only time women actually enjoy sexual things is during then
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>>84397613
I hated my ex's sex drive. When she wasn't ovulating she found sex offensive and disgusting but then she'd want to rape me if I'm dead tired and have to wake up early the next day. Then she'd make lots of noise and our neighbor would punch his wall which made things really awkward.
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>>84397851
I enjoy sex often. The only time I don't want it is after a long day at work if i have to do a lot of work and overtime that day. It's just that when I'm in that phase, I want it more. I will wake up my spouse in the morning just to do it.
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>>84397853
That poor neighbor, if i had to listen to people have sex i would genuinely blow my brains out. I wouldnt want to be reminded of what ill never be able to experience.

>>84397891
i wish I had a spouse to wake up whenever i wanted just for sex. im jealous
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>>84397891
>Married
Fucking kys
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>>84397915
He absolutely hates it when I wake him up for that. We even had a major argument over it one time.
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>>84397699
You mean... UwU-lating, anon?
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>>84397613
let me lick your sloppy pussy foid
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>>84397928
Why would he be mad? Having a woman who actually wants sex is a blessing.
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Just one little peck
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>>84397613
Youre so special and cool and sexy you go girl
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>>84397624
>what is the possible evolutionary advantage of women getting aroused by the wind?
You're supposed to hang out around me while wearing no bra when this happens and then I'm supposed to notice your nipples and ask to lick them and you're supposed to say yes
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>>84397613
I'm stuck like this permanently, all the time with no relief. I even hit 30 and it never dropped like people said it would.
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>>84398040
Hag pussy or robot?
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>>84398049
>Hag pussy or robot?
Robot. I wish I had some hag pussy
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>>84398065
I feel you brother, I'm still gooning with lots of energy
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>>84397613
>god I hate that my body wants to be around men once every month
WANIM can't stop winning
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Just one little peck, please
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>>84398067
It's rough out here and it doesn't seem to be getting any better.
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>>84397648
they say that one often. claiming ovulation is new to me though. somehow injecting yourself with the exact same dosage of hormones every single day is the same as your body producing constantly adjusting hormonal levels for a reproductive system of organs you do not have that runs on a roughly 28 day system.
>By assuming mention of ovulation means someone is TME she is being transmisogynistic.
4chan used to troll people all the time using this same sort of circular logic against their idiotic victim posturing. we should absolutely go back to doing that sort of thing rather than bitching all the time.
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>>84397654
but by the wind? the wind? the fucking wind? i am white, am i supposed to be cathy cowgirling heathcliff on the moors here? and not riding the moors instead? is this what the real prairie madness was? this is what /your girl/ pictured here was thinking? about her nipples?
>>84398027
>lick
i think the evolutionary purpose of female nipples is for them to be sucked on, anon.
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>>84398004
Who likes being woke up? He should appreciate it though.
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>>84398154
>tfw no wife that wakes you up just to have sex
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>>84398251
Getting woken up with her giving me a blowjob would be so wonderful.
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>>84397752
>>84397688

I still don't understand. Just don't think about sex. I can go weeks without thinking about sex.

I dont understand how moids can be so extreme
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>>84397915
>>84397853
My neighbour is cheating on her bf and shes really fucking loud, like she is auditioning for porn.
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>>84398216
>also i am offering to impregnate you, it's a limited time offer so tik tok fembot
>tik tok
mhm. list five of the historical references from >>84398146 in correct chronological order.
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>>84398296
>My neighbour is cheating on her bf and shes really fucking loud
Hope no one is going to tell him because it's funny he doesn't know.
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>>84397725
you just think every man is better than you. straight women just have dignity and don't want to ever have sex with someone beneath them. but you don't have that problem. you don't think anyone is beneath you. you think everyone is above you.
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>>84398313
Shes banging the guy across the hall, she told me. Thank god they fuck at his now, honestly it wakes me up. I was also so respectful about noise as well

The bf in a different city, he'll never know. I met him once, lol hes good looking too
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>>84397648
Their "periods" is their body discharging a combination of hair, feces, and necrotic tissues from their neovagina wound they have to dilate to keep from closing.
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>>84398337
You spend a lot of time thinking about neo vaginas, why
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>>84398337
no, it does that all the time. they think the intestinal distress they get from smooth muscle contractions from progesterone are what menstrual cramps are and call their diarrhea period shits. they are correct in the sense that that is why period shits happen because it affects the area the same way. they are incorrect in insisting this is what menstrual cramps are or that the feeling is in any way comparable. because they do not have a uterus, fallopian tubes, or ovaries. and therefore cannot menstruate. only shit, dilate, cope, and seethe.
>>84398348
you know this anon?
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>>84398374
Trannies get upset when you know things about their disgusting "bottom surgeries" and do the indignorance bit. "WHY DO YOU KNOW THAT?"
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>>84397613
can i put my cock head inside you until its kissing your cervix and blow a hot load of potent cum inside?
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>>84398099
The amount of damage picrel has done to the female race. They have no refutation.
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>>84398348
nta, it is a sign that he's obsessed with trannies.
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How often are these cycles and is it noticeable?
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>>84398423
the picture is just what women have been saying for 50 years
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>>84398337
>>84398374
you arent supposed to understand the things going on in the world like when men chop their penis and testicles off and have a skin canal implanted in the axe wound. why would you be informed about the fucked up things people are doing and promoting to children? sicko you must be one of them. you are supposed to remain ignorant
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>>84398313
>scotty doesn't know

we're gonna have to tell scotty sometime soon, anon- he's going on that road trip, remember?

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>>84398462
>embeded failure
goddamn it, post is still funny tho
https://youtu.be/lcEkS9tcIjg?si=ac3OPbnA4sufYjdU
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>>84397613
what kind of moids do u want to fuq, also do u have a large booty
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Horny pussy energy
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>>84397613
what happened to tits or gtfo? post some pussy pics if you are that horny then nigger
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>>84398384
>>84398438
i was describing medical processes, not joining your anti-tranny crusade. i got my You Will Never Be A Woman phase out of my system at 14 snapping at an annoying trans woman attention whore when old /r9k/ was obsessed with transformice, the mouse-themed french physics-based platformer. i care about people being medically inaccurate and deplatforming others with delusional fantasies and identity politics as their cope-cudgel, not what they choose to spend money on to alter their bodies.

second one of you should look up phalloplasty with forearm skin grafting and gender-affirming mastectomies if you find the concept interesting. same with facial feminization and adams apple removal. the plastics done in south korea, china, and japan are similar. i assume thailand as well, all things considered. and you should be more considered with the medical complications of delaying or stunting puberty. jazz jennings is one of the better case scenarios, which is not saying much.
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>>84398504
no self posting board. right on the front page, newfriend.
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>>84397613
can i be your masturbation asmr moid meat dildo
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>>84398313
What a badass little edgelord you are, boy, good job
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Girl posts
Dozens of desperate simps shoot their shoot
Saddest shit ever.
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>>84398563
not really what is happening itt. i know you didnt read it tho
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>>84397613
I keep masturbating to him. I need him so much. The feeling never goes away. Its torture.
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>>84398599
Pretending to show interest in women's dumb shit is flirting gaslighter
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>>84397629
so corny
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I don't track my cycle or even notice that. I basically want sex all the time unless I am sick. Even then I still do if I get horny enough. Last year I fell down a cliff and broke my ribs and still wanted sex that night kek
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>>84398911
damn thats crazy whats your age and bc?
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>>84399031
Post glows bright like a firefly at night
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>>84399045
i'm trying to figure out how much of a freak you are
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>>84399050
think genius think. would a foid really say your post glows?
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>>84399056
of course not. but i like to see them think they're tricking anyone with the larp.
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>>84399092
More like you are a creep and want to "recognize" somebody
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>>84398296
My housemate had to install fucking storm shutters for his bedroom because his new g/f was so loud, the whole street could hear her

UUUHN
UUGNNN
UUHNNN

Neighbors literally came over and knocked on his door afterward.
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>>84399102
you arent notable enough to recognize, don't worry.
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>>84399138
Loud women are so hot.
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>>84397613
if I had a superpower it would be knowing whenever a woman is ovulating
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>>84397928
Ou qualcosa del genere
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>Women ovulate
>Can't stop rubbing their thighs together when Chad's around

It's like they're in heat. Like animals. They need to be mounted and bred like animals -- only cure for heat.
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This is going to be you in like 8 months after a robot finishes painting your womb with hot cum. You'll probably remember the pulsating inside you desu I did
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>>84397629
you have no ovaries, you do not produce ovum, you do not ovulate, you are a deranged tranny, a hairy lanky man on hormones who wants to jack off over a disgusting fetish
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>90 replies
robots really fell for it
again
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>>84398643
not what flirting or gaslighting is, you cannot and did not read.
>>84398895
okay.
>>84399056
a foid on 4chan? yes.
>>84399814
thanks for the schizophrenia, i was clearly making fun of them.
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>>84400906
><Lmao women do not view sex like men being horny gives them the ick
>You:Yes Femanon ME TOO I get so horny that blah blah blah
Its flirting you're pretending to relate hoping to slide into their dms.
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>>84399828
I just saw the meme on r/femcelgrippysockjail and posted it here with the lowest effort prompt I could think of. The only easier board to bait is /pol/.



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