>you shouldn't goon!In the big 2026 no one is able to find an activity better than gooning though. You can't tell me a person enjoys their little boring hobbies instead of gooning.
who the fuck is beating off standing up
>>84398976I pound a sex toy on the desk standing up. It is the most superior form of self gratification. Every other way I've done it in the past feels like it was a waste
>>84398936This post made me spend 25 sexonds masturbating
sometimes i try to goon but i just get bored and rush the nut. sometimes though i don't cum in a minute and it takes a while... idk... i can't watch porn unless i'm actively in the process of nutting though. wish i had a bangmaiden
>>84399041>>84399066Lil clitty prejac. You should lock it up.
>>84398936You should gooom
>>84398936Try cooming for 62 times. I heard that by doing so you'll die after. Also find a better hobby please, there are hobbies that are genuinely cool.
edging and gooning are addictive then you make big dumb happy cums kys
I've read too much cute innocent manga and now I don't really want to fap. Day two.
>>84400521The day I find an hobby other than gaming that isn't boring I'll stop gooning (I'll still goon just less)
>>84400577overcoming boredom is an effort, more than having luck at finding something not boring
>>84398936>You can't tell me a person enjoys their little boring hobbies instead of gooning.why yes, i do in fact enjoy taking psychoactive drugs more than i enjoy masturbating. but sometimes it's fun to do both at the same time. a lot of drugs knock out your sex drive though.
>>84398976I mostly jerk off while standing, the orgasms are better.
>>84400587I'm contempt with doing nothing actually, it is better than doing an activity I don't like
>>84398976That's how women do it retard
>>84398936This guy is a disappointingly disgusting artistOP likes to jack it to this shit
>>84401748>this guy>guyDoes he know...
>>84398936This is a great gooner image and why women hate pornNot a single woman on earth is like this
>>84398936It get's boring real fast.
Ejaculation makes my urethra hrt
>shouldn't goon>2026even pornstars say the word goon now. literally do what you want
>>84398936women claim to hate men for being perverts but in secret they are way bigger perverts, they just hide it
>>84401507how to get a gf like this?
>>84404435A masturbator? Just pick any woman to be your gf. They all do it, they're all a bunch of perverts.