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>you shouldn't goon!
In the big 2026 no one is able to find an activity better than gooning though. You can't tell me a person enjoys their little boring hobbies instead of gooning.
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who the fuck is beating off standing up
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>>84398976
I pound a sex toy on the desk standing up. It is the most superior form of self gratification. Every other way I've done it in the past feels like it was a waste
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>>84398936
This post made me spend 25 sexonds masturbating
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sometimes i try to goon but i just get bored and rush the nut. sometimes though i don't cum in a minute and it takes a while... idk... i can't watch porn unless i'm actively in the process of nutting though. wish i had a bangmaiden
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>>84399041
>>84399066
Lil clitty prejac. You should lock it up.
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>>84398936
You should gooom
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>>84398936
Try cooming for 62 times. I heard that by doing so you'll die after. Also find a better hobby please, there are hobbies that are genuinely cool.
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edging and gooning are addictive then you make big dumb happy cums kys
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I've read too much cute innocent manga and now I don't really want to fap. Day two.
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>>84400521
The day I find an hobby other than gaming that isn't boring I'll stop gooning (I'll still goon just less)
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>>84400577
overcoming boredom is an effort, more than having luck at finding something not boring
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>>84398936
>You can't tell me a person enjoys their little boring hobbies instead of gooning.
why yes, i do in fact enjoy taking psychoactive drugs more than i enjoy masturbating. but sometimes it's fun to do both at the same time. a lot of drugs knock out your sex drive though.
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>>84398976
I mostly jerk off while standing, the orgasms are better.
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>>84400587
I'm contempt with doing nothing actually, it is better than doing an activity I don't like
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>>84398976
That's how women do it retard
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>>84398936
This guy is a disappointingly disgusting artist
OP likes to jack it to this shit
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>>84401748
>this guy
>guy
Does he know...
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>>84398936
This is a great gooner image and why women hate porn
Not a single woman on earth is like this
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>>84398936
It get's boring real fast.
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Ejaculation makes my urethra hrt
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>shouldn't goon
>2026
even pornstars say the word goon now. literally do what you want
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>>84398936
women claim to hate men for being perverts but in secret they are way bigger perverts, they just hide it
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>>84401507
how to get a gf like this?
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>>84404435
A masturbator? Just pick any woman to be your gf. They all do it, they're all a bunch of perverts.



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