how do I break the news to my parents that I got permanently separated from my collegeim such a stupid fucking retard
>>84402348>permanently separated from my collegeWere you dating your college or something?
>>84402348What does permanently seperated from college mean? Did you get expelled?
>>84402358>>84402371yes because im a st upid nigger retard i have failed all my classes for the past like 6 fucking semesters because im actually a mentally ill loser clown im a fucking clown a stupid stupid clown
>>84402348I usually just let it come up instead of initiating the conversation out of the blue
>>84402388can't wait I really cannot wait for the day where they find out I have been basically lying to them for the past 3 years becfause im a stupid fucking faggot retard
>3 yearsholy fuck, I can only pray you aren't American and haven't just given away a cool 100k to some school just to be a year away from the degree.
>>84402438no im going to school for free
>>84402348Wheres the problem at then, just go get a job like everyone else ever.Like if you put money into it or your family put money into it id get why you'd be so sad, but if it's free?You got better things to worry about
>>84402381what degree were you going for? did you just not study at all? i read that you didn't pay for it so i'm assuming you went to a good institution, right?>>84402608he might be a thirdie and having a degree over here can genuinely be life changing, it ain't this simple
>>84402625computer science im from the US over 4 years i'm only 60% through my bachelors yes it was free but I still want to finish it and now I have to go to another school where I will have to pay - this is the part im most stressed about telling them i threw away a free bachelors degree for nothing because im mentally ill.
>>84402664You sold incredibly hard but also you're American? Unless you suddenly start smoking crack and doing black tar heroin you'll be fine in the long run.Im not sure how badly you had to do to be literally kicked out but in case its not so terrible try to get back in if you can and even if you cant you could probably make a living through 80 other ways.
>>84402348Pretend you're suddenly an ardent zionist, and sign up for the army. If we don't get WW3 within the next 4 years, you'll be better off, and if we do, you're technically a patriot for your own country. >I can't waste time with college!! >Israel is in danger ! Serve one tour or w/e and go back to studying when you return, use veteran benefits. Use recognized prior learning to finish your course.
>>84402664couldn't you have gone for an easier computer-related degree? or does the american market just not give a shit about anything else other than cs? if you got it for free you must have gone through some sorta exam i assume so at least you must be intelligentsee if you can't transfer courses or something man i really don't know how to help you but i'm also going for an IT degree (which is free since i had to pass a somewhat hard exam) and i'm also worried i might fuck it up somehow
>>84402664computer science is full of very bright people, and mediocre to above average people that want easy money. if you dont stand out, got connections or get lucky, then you wouldn't make it anyway. studying is about discipline too, and if you couldn't build it over 3 years, then you are just not fit for it. just find something else man, you are going to spend money on studying something you arent good at, and the result will be more or less the same
>>84402703If you play it off right, you could completely avoid the shame. If it's impossible to return to college, and there's no entry level jobs near you that will provide career progression, I recommend it.pros>army is cool>you'll make some money>probably give you discipline>v/a benefits for rest of life>you'll be better off than if you just spend the next few years working dead end jobs or floundering cons>dangerous (not that bad though)>vaccinations are mandatory (>some people get PTSD>relying on v/a benefits after you leave could make you a bum
>>84402664>i threw away a free bachelors degree for nothing because im mentally ill.wtf does that mean? you couldn't just take somebody's adderall to study like everybody else? nigga most of college is just showing up. most work in general is just showing up.
>>84402757you guys used to be better at propagandanever die for a country, anon. NEVER.
>>84402780not one of them, just realize I'd be better off rn If I did that, and didn't get killed/ crippled. Neeting for 2-3 years is far more detrimental
>>84402780That anon's clearly not dead you fucking window licker.
>>84402771exactly and I never showed up because I'm mentally ill >>84402757>>84402741>>84402738>>84402703There is nothing else in the world I want to do than become a software developer I still want to go down this path. Why are you all recommending completely different career paths? I still want to do this I just now need to go to a college where I have to take out loans
>>84402792aren't you good at anything? if that's the case then it's understandable but still that should be one's last option before an heroingi mean like you said it yourself, you might end up killed or at least crippled in the worst case scenario>>84402796you absolute fucking baboon
>>84402818i literally didn't recommend you another career path but still, you've already fucked it up anon, either you try getting to another free tuition institution or accept that you'll have to get a job and start paying nowit seems like you're just trying to get someone to give you nice words honestlyand about your parents: either get real and tell them the truth or fix your shit up before doing so because you'll end up having to do it one way or another either because you will end up studying for too long or because you started paying
>>84402861no i just don't think you understand my situation and I'm trying to explain it lol>accept that you'll have to get a job and start paying now??? if im taking out student loans why would this be the case. my parents would still pay whatever isn't covered by loans. they don't hate me that much
>>84402869if they will pay then why is it a problem to tell itguess you're right and i really do not get it
>>84402820Anything's better than NEETing you fucking retard. I know you were probably born after the start of Afghanistan and Iraq and probably unironically believe they killed millions of Americans, but being a soldier or marine in those wars was still probably the safest anyone has ever been in a war. We're talking thousands of deaths over 20 years in two different conflicts. The chances of suicide for a NEET ODing on blackpills is higher than the chance of dying or being seriously injured during a 4 year enlistment.
Wow, someone in a worse position than me? Im repeating 1st year of EE and i still have 6 hard subjects to clear until august.
>>84402878dude I'm sorry I have such a sheltered childish view on the world that my problem definitely sounds fucking retarded to 99% of peopleim just ashamed of telling my parents i got kicked out of school thats all. i've been telling them school is going well for the past few years but that is not the case
>>84402869is this how Americans really think, no wonder you're all clinically retarded oh my lord.Get an education please you need it so badly
>>84402884give proof then if you're so certin about it>>84402895i'm kinda broke so maybe that's why i don't get it but dude if they will help you just tell them, they might get mad at first but to me it seems like they still want to help you and will probably end up understanding it
>>84402906>certainfix'dalso i'm not american and even in a country where the army does absolutely nothing i know it isn't worth serving, why the fuck would one still want to do it knowing they might get drafted still
>>84402820worst case scenario is 1% of being injured (minor injuries included), and less than this during 2020-2024. Driving a car regularly, or at night is probably just as dangerous. >>84402818If you can go straight back to college, do that instead, army was only for if that wasn't an immediate possibility. College loans in America could stick around for the rest of your life. Don't mess around this time, don't do it if you can't get that previous 60% recognized. >>84402869Sticking with this NEET mindset as an adult could be ruinous. Maybe you should go army after all.
>>84402906NTA but this is pretty well documented, it's why noone respects veterans anymore
>>84402381>because im actually a mentally ill loser clown im a fucking clown a stupid stupid clownIf they aren't already aware of this then they are retards too and have no business getting upset that you flunked college.
>>84402959if you blame them at all when you tell them you failed, they'll definitely hate you. Don't do this.
>>84402938idk man anon seems to soft to even consider this an option, plus he already said he wants to keep following the "software developer" pathstill, didn't know this>>84402971this, just be honest and tell them why you messed up
