>>84404355
eww put some clothes on grandma and go bake an apple pie or something

>>84404355
She looks like she hates this photo and wants to go home and give her aching knees a break

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>>84404355
I've had a serious MILF and GILF fetish ever since I was 11 years old (now 30)

>>84404355
I slept with a 51yo Asian lady recently. A bit chubby. Something just felt off and I decided to break it off. I sometimes reconsider but I dunno... she'll be old-old soon. I was happiest with my younger gf til she left me.

>>84404355
The thing is, a 40-50yo 5/10 female has as much if not more sexual leverage than any +7/10 man aged 25-30
If you're gonna chase women you might as well min max and go for the hottest supermodel you can find since you're fucked with your luck either way

They're still Chad only anon.

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>>84404355
I am dating one, in her 50s, divorced, a couple of college-aged kids
She's great but sometimes she tries to hard and it feels more like a charity case than a relatioship

Whatever you do, never ever let them know you've had a younger woman. It'll just be the go-to gripe and point of contention every time. Telling a woman your age or older you were in an gap is like a girl telling a guy she fucked a pack of niggers. I dunno, maybe some will like the competition, but I've just found it adds drama either way.

>>84404355
Over 25? yeah I'd date a hag probably up to age 28

>>84404509
>tries to hard

Explain

>>84404386
>go for the hottest supermodel

Men wonder why they are alone

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>>84404559
>acts like she was my mom at times, while also reminding me she'll suck my cock on command
>expensive gifts, it's like she's buying me off
>pity-baiting and guilt-tripping
I'm making it sound a lot harsher than it actually is and it's not like she realizes she's doing it, but it is there

>>84404509
how old are you?
I did that when I was 25, but she wasn't THAT rich

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>>84404636
I'm 34, we've been going out for 5 years now
She's not rich-rich but she's very well off from the settlement she got in her divorce

>>84404657
what are you plans for the future?
is she going to be in it?

>>84404610
Gee that sounds horrible anon. Guess you should break up (you can give her my number as consolation)

>>84404355
I did yeah, married my mom's friend who is 20 years older. My family disowned me for it lol

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>>84404678
Honestly I don't know, at first I thought it was just a saviour phase I was going through and I would ride it out for a couple of years until it passed but I ended up catching real actual feelings for her. I genuinely love her.
If it were up to her we would have gotten married after our first year dating, or last year when we went to a nice little private villa in Mexico for a couple of weeks(she insisted she paid).
She's literally been asking me to move in with her since the first time we had sex, which took longer than you would expect, and only until recently did I agree.
I don't know, I don't liking thinking about the future, I like thinking about the present and she's my present.

>>84404734
if you don't want to lose it, put a ring on it
live long and prosper!

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>>84404775
I know, thanks man
We'll see how living together works out for us, when we've spent multiple days together it tends to get kinda weird, I hope having me there permanently will let her mellow out

>>84404734
>I like thinking about the present and she's my present
Why do weirdest perverts always say the cutest most wholesome things?

>>84404355
I always wanted to when I was younger but now I'm older and it doesn't hit quite the same but I still would. I wish I could have properly lived it out

>>84404610
My lobster is too buttery, my steak too juicy..

>>84404833
it's not perverted, you are just jealous of their happiness

>>84404808
but isnt she wrickly tho

>>84404888
nta, but when a man a woman and love each other the eyes only see the soul of one another

>>84404734
This nigga complaining that an old bitch is slightly out of touch and old. My nigga it sounds like you have it good.

>>84404355
I want to say yes but the answer would have to be no. I think I am too young for older women and not fit or rich enough for older women. The age gap would prove to be too much since there wouldn't be much in common and we're in two different stages of our lives

>>84405008
>fit or rich
Neither of these matter

>>84405017
Idk how being broke and fat would be appealing to an older woman desu

>>84405026
You realize you dont have to be either extremes
All that matters is being normal weight while being handsome and tall, women fuck literal hobos if they tick 2 of these

my ex is 14 years older and i was in love with her deeply and wanted to marry her. we lasted about 6 months

What's the best way to get an older woman? I'll most certainly fail but maybe I'll give it one last try.

>>84404690
Kek big doubt. You gonna remarry after she dies?

>>84404355
There's a window like 45-55 where women are still hot but too old to get pregnant. That's the ideal, but you wouldn't want to marry them. A rotating MILF/GILF harem of divorced and widowed slags that you drop before they shrivel into hags.

I like the idea of cumming so much inside a barren hag that she ends up pregnant, my sperm is very thick and white and stopping for even 2 days makes me shoot so i imagine i have a decent sperm count
I know it defies biology but nothing makes me more rock hard

>>84404610
As a 38 year old woman, ive done this, but i thought i was being nice and the whole time he thought i was making him get the ick.

I just liked cooking and making sure he was happy. I think I'll avoid younger men now

>>84405186
What about someone almost your age

>>84404355
I did date and was fwb with older women of a wide range. Its cool as a fetish but its actually shit. A woman is supposed to be at least 5 years younger than her man. The relationship dynamic goes to shit because older women are usually argumentative, have a shit ton of baggage and think they know better than anyone else. A younger girl is more prone to let her bf to help her when she gets stuck into shit, making things easier and better in general. Feminist roasties dug their own graves. 0 fucks given about their cats eating their corpses

>>84405217
Yes, as long as he was sweet and protective

>>84405351
>Yes, as long as he was sweet and protective
Where are you from?

>>84405374
Europe

You seem nice, let me guess not here lol

>>84404775
>>84404808
>settle for a used up roastie in her fifties because of paper goy

>>84405426
Dang, it's always Europe whenever I find someone that might be sweet.

>>84404355
A few years older than me? Probably maybe.

>>84405186
>>84405426
I'm from europe, does 17 year gap sound good to you?

>tfw never going to get a delicious hag wife
kill me

>Would you date an older woman?
It has long been my dream to have a fuckable post-menopause fuck buddy for constant creampies.
TFW too incel for even that though.
>What about marry one?
Marriage is never a good idea for a man these days.

I occasionally match with foids over 50 and over 60.
Of course they big-time me by not messaging, and they are almost never DTF. The few who claimed that they wanted me all ghosted me anyway. FML. I keep hearing how older women are great lays and are no bullshit. Perfect fuck-buddies. Nope. Seems that fuck apps and the Juggernaut Law have ruined them too.

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>>84404833
>>84404879
He's right about me being a pervert tho, it'd be one thing if I was with her just for her money and had some other girl on the side but I'm with her for her, I genuinely love her. If she lived in a trailer park but everything else was the same I'd still be with her, her having money is just a nice little bonus.

>>84404888
Not on her face surprisingly. The rest of her body tho? Yeah, aggy and loose skin but joke's on her that just turns me on even more. She'll often talk about getting some work done "for me" and I talk her out of it every time, I don't want her going under the knife for my sake.

>>84404610
>>84404840
You do remember I'm talking about a 53 year old woman here, right?

>>84405000
I have it fucking great actually, I like that she's old fashioned, I like just talking with her and picking her brain. I just vibe better with older people.

>>84405070
I know exactly what you mean and I feel the same way

>>84405186
>just 38 years old
You still have plenty of good years left in you, don't be discouraged

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>>84404679
Meant to (you) you here>>84406136, I'm still half asleep, sorry

>>84406136
>You still have plenty of good years left in you, don't be discouraged
I wonder, would you say the same to a 38 year old khhv?

>>84406003
It's just because over half of people on dating apps are just using it for validation and had no intention to meet up. It's fucking annoying.

>>84406136
>You do remember I'm talking about a 53 year old woman here, right?
With how good she, move aside and let me have her if you don't want her.

>>84404355
>Would you date an older woman?
No
>What about marry one?
No

>>84406136
>You do remember I'm talking about a 53 year old woman here, right?
No offense, but you remember where you're posting? Most people here would feel validated for the first time in their life if they got this. I'm 30 and down bad for a 49 year old woman who I feel is way out of my league.

I'd bang the shit out of one and do things like hangout at the beach or get coffee, but I would not try to build a life together.

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>>84404355
>Would you date an older woman?
How much older? 5Years? Sure.
10 years? Eh, she better be a sugar momma and basically let me cheat on her whenever I want.
anything past 10 years ain't gonna happen.
>What about marry one?
No.
And that isn't because "Ewww hag"
I don't believe in marraige full stop because I don't want the government using force on me to take my shit because a woman decided she wasn't happy.
>Hagmaxxing
look When I was 18 I dated a single mom in her late 20's. She was a widow and I make exceptions for widows because it's not her fault and she has not only her support system by the fathers family as a support system too.
Vibe is also different. It isn't desperation and chastising, they are rooting for her to find happiness and willing to help her.
Thing is older women in the 2000s used to understand that they had to offer more to keep mens attention.
They knew they had to have better personalities, be generous sexually, be willing to do A LOT more in bed, could not move backwards in what she would not do in bed cause she "didn't like it", and she had to behave better.
So sure, she may not be the hottest girl ever, but she looks good fucks your brains out, doesn't say no to or play games about having a threesome, and gives you less attitude and drama.
But those days went away. Now these broken whores think their baggage is "ecperience."
>If you are going to be as bitchy, entitled, self centered, as a youthful girl... and now the younger girls will do all kinds of crazy shit in bed while old bitches whine about how they tried all that fun crazy shit when they were younger and I'm not special enough to get it from her..... why would I want an old bitch?

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>>84404355
>Would you date an older woman?
>What about marry one?
Mogged

>>84406846
I prefer the woman from this thread, since she seems more realistically to be into me. She would also think I'm a worthless subhuman as well, but it's easier to imagine the possibility of that not being true than it is with this woman.

>>84406136
>He's right about me being a pervert tho
throw a rock into a crowd and you will hit a pervert. and this particular crowd in on the internet

>>84405744
So you'd be 21... i would feel v naughty, never even thought about a man that young before!

>>84405484
I just want a nice man to meet, i get upset by myself

>>84406966
It's understandable. I hope you're able to find a nice one. I wish we would have been closer.

>>84407131
I'd leave you in your own puddle

>>84407131
Thanks, i hope so too. I don't think humans are supposed to be alone

>>84404355
I'm dating one in her 30s and her baby fever isn't as strong as I'd like it to be.

>>84407313
Do you have any friends with kids? All she needs to do is hold a newborn

>>84407339
I do but it isn't easy to get her there. We do go counting babies and stuff when we go out, take her baby clothes shopping for the giggles. I lay it on thick about the family stuff, but it feels like she wants to take things slower and get married and stuff first, even if her clock is going tick tock a bit too fast for that

I'd be down to be an older woman's boy toy but ultimately I want kids. I've lowkey always thought it would be fun to date an older woman with lots of money, and I've matched with a few before, but they don't actually tend to be as interesting as you might hope. Also a lot of the older women with interest in younger men have had work done which is a turn off for me, I prefer natural beauty.

>>84404381
me too
it goes away when you hit 35 and realize these women are your peers or close to it, but just as dumb and annoying at hot younger women

>>84404657
>she's very well off from the settlement she got in her divorce
grim.
you basically raided another guy's corpse. i bet he thought he'd be married to this woman forever.

>>84405898
>constant creampies
you don't need a hag for that

>>84404657
lmfao, marriage everybody. Never doing it unless it's some rich bitch who feeds me new women for us to 3-way every few months. Those are my firm conditions. So yeah, never happening.

>>84407766
i am sure the women of the world cry themselves to sleep over this.

>>84407773
Sure, let me loosen up my demands and get RAPED comically like that woman's ex. I know it's silly.
>I must be some fat stinky incel
Newsflash, retard, r9k is a normie sex haver board now because we've all gotten older and had sex. A few wanted to get married.

>>84404355
This woman looks to be about my age.

(Unless she's really ran herself ragged).

>>84406136
>I don't want her going under the knife for my sake
See? This is what I mean
You act all edgy and hard and then say something like this, you're a normie

You know /r9k/ is cooked when people are unironically salty over some grannyfucker

>>84404610
>acts like she was my mom at times
I just posted in another thread about this. The relationship shifts from sexual/romantic partners to parent/child.

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>>84406160
A 38yo khhv guy? No, he's fucked. Maybe if he super lucks out and finds a zoomer girl with severe daddy issues looking for a dad-she-can-fuck but even then it's improbably because khhv just don't radiate that "dad energy" those chicks are looking for.
A 38yo khhv girl? She'll find a guy before lunchtime

>>84406203
But I do want her

>>84406389
Fair enough but it's not like she was like this from day one, I had to work for it and slowly get her to lower her guard and trust me, we didn't even bang for the first 6 months of dating.
So why don't you pursue things with this cougar of yours?

>>84406915
Sure but you have fetishes like feet that are so commonplace they might as well not be fetishes in the first place. Being into older women is pretty rare and even then it comes with asterisks like she needs to look like Ivy from Soul Calibur or something retarded like that, I remember reading a stat somewhere that said something like 90% of pornstars who participate in milf/mommy porn aren't even 40 years old, or have kids for that matter. Everybody wants their older women to look like they came out of a hentai, very rarely do people appreciate older women for what they are and what they can offer.

>>84407748
>>84407766
Not really, he cheated on her a bunch of times throughout the years and waited till the kids were out of the house to leave her. He barely even haggled during the divorce proceedings.

>>84408034
I think it's just common sense to not want your girlfriend bogging herself when she doesn't need it.

>>84409566
I think it's only natural, if they had kids then they already have that ingrained in their minds and if they never had kids then it's like the chance at being a mother they never had.

>>84409865
>No, he's fucked
Thanks for nothing I guess

>>84410456
if a woman can at least make one man happy she should

>>84404355
https://voca.ro/1eT0MHJoCcDX

>>84407800
wow, you hallucinated quite a lot of things i did not say at all there. defensive much?

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>>84404355
I wish I were a shota who would get corrupted and raped by an older woman.

>>84411267
that already happened, you are just mad you didn't get sex from it

>>84408932
most people /here/ don't even get along with their parents
having a surrogate mom you can fuck sounds like a pretty sweet deal

>>84411267
Its fucked up but when I was 11-13 I could literally not stop fantasizing about getting kidnapped and fucked by 40+ women, literally leaking on a bus if I was beside them

>>84404355
I wouldn't marry older woman because only reason to get married is to have children, and I want them. Getting someone younger gives us bigger fertility window to have few kids without rushing.
I wouldn't date older woman because dating is just trial period before marriage. Dating someone without intentions to marry is basically lying to them. I don't want to lie to people who did nothing wrong to me.
I could be FwB and have sex with older women though as long as I'm single, without any girl to date and marry.

>>84406760
>basically let me cheat on her whenever I want.
die alone nigger

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I want to be an older woman's pet

>>84404355
I would breed one in her 40s/50s (I'm 27) but I wouldn't marry her. Unless she can dominate me and overwhelm me with affection until I can only think of her I would probably flee (also if she ever betrays me or rejects me in some manner I will also flee). She would need to be a control freak as a manner of affection