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You get to have another life after this one but you have to select one of these debuffs
>brown skin
>circumcision
>balding starting at 16
>avoidant personality disorder
>a micro penis
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>>84405677
I'm already avoidant in this life so yeah I'll go for that one again
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>>84405677
Porn has totally normalised and revitalised circumcisions in Australia, so I take circumcision. Circumcision was big with boomers, massively fell off, and seems to be making a resurgence with Millennial and Zoomer women snipping their sons.
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>>84405677
Balding at 16 is honestly a superpower. They always just shave all the hair super early and just rock being bald while dudes who start balding in their mid 20s continue coping and looking horrible until they're 45
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>>84405677
Avoidant
Im a schizoid so it has roughly the same results.
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>>84405677
Sounds like redoing this shit again plus all these debuffs are for men
I'm not accepting reincarnation as another loser male. Give me something new like an entirely different animal that can't fucking think about life and get depressed.
Living isn't worth it.
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>>84405677
already have three of those debuffs (circumcised micropeen and apd) so just one would be an upgrade, maybe try brown skin out idk
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>>84405677
There are going to be a lot of people on here who will be overjoyed to get rid of four debuffs for their second life.
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>>84405677
Balding at 16 is the least destructive option
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>>84405740
its impossible to reincarnate as a brown skin because nonwhites do not contain souls
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>>84405677
>avoidant personality disorder

I already deal with this one so fuck it, let's run it back
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>>84405677
I already have 4 of those things so I get to have a buff instead right?
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>lolipedo
BEGONE YOU DISGUSTING FREAK. BEGONE YOU PHONECIAN SUBHUMAN
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>>84405677
I dont know why you think circumcision is comparably bad to the rest of those it has almost no impact on your life at all.
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either circumcision or micropenis since ill still never have sex anyway
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>>84405677
>>balding starting at 16
>>avoidant personality disorder
already me, I deserve to start over with a custom scenario
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I quite like my race, so not giving that up. My weiner was cut up and that has caused a lot of problems, definitely can't pick this one. Balding you can live with as long as you're not skinny, but no guarantee it comes with the ability to easily overeat. I don't really follow astrology and all that stuff but I'm guessing avoidant is bad. Micropeen doesn't sound nearly as bad as the others as long as I keep everything else like I currently have minus the mutilation.
I'll take teeny weeny, make it a stinky winky.
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>>84405677
why the fuck would i want to live another life
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>>84408158
Humans are oriented towards sex, you're permanently altering your perception of sex and masturbation in a negative way
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>>84405721
ngl I'm not even balding but I started shaving my head when I was 16 because I was too anxious to go to a barber.
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>>84406678
hmm then I guess avpd because then at least I'll have a nice thicc juicy cock I can make epic ejaculation vids with



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