Give me a sign! Edition.
>>84405756>>>/b/948317491
What the hell. That's not a sign. That's just porn.
>>84406090Salacious sign because it has not happened yet but will.
>>84406263God I hope so.. I need it so bad.. I miss her so much.. I have so much love (and cum) to give.
>>84405756I'm your master - Phimosis-Teletubby -and I order you to SHUT your PIE-HOLE!!!Yes, this is the sign to stand down, indefinitely.
>>84406372Not a sign for you. Only for who wrote that post.
i still don't know if you actually like me or you feel sorry for me
>>84405756Shidding digg nibbles :DD
>>84407416Why should I feel sorry for you?
>>84407411No.. No.. That was a sign for me.. Absolutetly. A vision really. Of what's to come. (Me)
>>84407572Has nothing to do with you, unless you are the girl and i's future together I write it about
>>84407583Nope. That was a sign from God. You were chosen to relay it to me. So I appreciate that. Very cool.
>>84407593What you have said only confirms how it will never happen for you.
>>84407646Already has. History repeats itself. Also I don't take no for an answer. I always get what I want. Thanks for playing your role.
Gracie,I need you back.
>>84407682You talk like your eyes are spaced too far apart. Take meds, get therapy, but know that my future is only for her and i>>84407688Oh makes sense I was speaking to the narc larp anon
>>84407682I wonder if you ever think about why no one likes you and avoids you.
>>84407572What was the video about?
>>84407745Not a video. I'll repost. >I'll fuck her brains out and break her mind completely. I'll stretch her so fucking good so her pussy is shaped perfectly to me and ruined for anyone else because after feeling how fucking thick I am in her she will not be able to feel pleasure with anyone but me. She will cum so hard and for so long she will start crying. She'll see the amethyst she gave me as I dick her down and everything will click
>>84407709>>84407713I don't care about the lack of women in your life. I'm talking about MY woman. Has nothing to do with you. >Wahhh!! You're interpreting God's message wrong!Not everything is about YOU narcissist. Cry more.>>84407745It was a woman riding a dick. Just some standard porn. Nothing crazy. Not missing much.
You're really so delusional if you believed I wanted to be your friend again. There's this part of me that's still lonely enough, but I'm not *that* retarded anymore. I'm inspired to write this because I just received a promotional email from the Chicago restaurant that I made a reservation for after you said you'd never had dinner anywhere "nice". That restaurant did have good food/atmosphere. At the time I was kind of bummed out you were too mad to join me after I cleared the air with that girl you nearly sexually assaulted. I say nearly because you probably would've put your drugged up dick in her like you did to me if I hadn't been there. You were angry at *me* for asking if she was into you as if you weren't the one making it awkward by icing me out and being reallllly nice to her and ignoring me.I'm thankful that you reminded me of your utter inability to accept responsibility for your actions. You suck dude. Truthfully, I would've told your gf about you showing up at my door if she hadn't been a rat bitch when you and I were still dating. She deserves to date a liar like you. As if I should give a nasty rat the opportunity to break up with a terrible guy like you. She should waste her 20s in an exclusive relationship with with a dl sex offender/prostitute fucker and playing Roblox. You deserve the kind of girl that's not intelligent enough to realize how that's a bad situation.Also, although I agree that *they* just want us to work ourselves to death, I think you get paid well for work that's very essential and that you should appreciate that more. I just was thinking about what you said on Friday. I didn't feel like responding in the moment because you're kind of retarded to talk to. I really cannot believe that I was so lonely that I hung out with some rapey, perverted freak! ofc I am not above using said freak to get what I want. Maybe that's a character flaw, but I definitely learned that from hanging out with you.
>>84407779My post I made is about me. The fact you keep trying to say it's about you only shows you are a narc. There's was no video, only my post.
>>84407790I saw the sign that was for me. Continue seething mike. You were just a pawn. I saw the secret message between the lines that was for me. That's all that matters. Has zero to do with you.
>>84407801Sure narc. Whatever you say kek. Fucking retard
>>84405756Dear Lucifer, my soul is yours if you give me KC's undying devotion and send her back into my life within the week. Yahweh's a faggot so thought I'd take my business elsewhere.
>>84407809Not everything is about you. Get over yourself. I know what was meant for me, and don't need your input. Your continued efforts to bad mouth me don't go unnoticed. You will never get inbetween me and my love.
Guess I'll be asking why until I die.
Dear everyone saying narc, find a new pop-psych buzzword, you pseudointellectual NPCs. Not everyone you are have problems with is a narcissist, and you've probably wronged people just as much.t. narc (because I have to be, right?)
>>84407866>Narc hates it when he gets outedTypical. Never going to happen. Not sorry everyone is painfully aware of what the behavioral patterns of a narc are.
>>84407887Just call someone a nigger, faggot, or retard. That's basically how you really feel. It's mask off on you losing complete respect for someone, but you want to be "emotionally intelligent" and safe about it. Everyone being a Devry psychiatrist is somehow even more aggravating that the old go-tos. Fine. I'm a narc. I'm dark triad. I'm a RAPIST. I'm everything you fetishized until I got on your bad side, okay?
>waow, the facebook and tiktok reels mentioned narcissism and now every problematic person or person I conflict with in my life is thatThis is you. It's as meaningless as autism now. I bet you think you have that too.
>>84407853The letter I wrote for my girl is about me. It has nothing to do with you. >>84407887Exactly.
>>84407922More so you being a complete hypocrite with posts like this>>84407593>>84407779>>84407853Try not narc'ing out like this
>tfw you had your entire life made spectacular by a blue haired bitch and now you are a Chad
>>84407962How about you learn to resolve your conflicts with people instead of pulling random DSMs out of your ass and insulting them, like that isn't an escalation and indicative of your own issues? I know you're a woman and you do this. You're all the same. I'm not even Mike, he is a retard or some sort of character/fed, but I'm tired of seeing it. Guys, if she's throwing psych terms at you she's basically saying "fuck you, you're total shit in my eyes, you're a retarded nigger and I have no respect for you" -- sever. Let her snib her lobster claws in her shitty hovel. She's just trying to bring you down.
>Narcs narcing out because they're not getting messages from God.Don't know what to tell you. Don't really care. Continue seething. Also loling at>NOOOO!! Please don't call me out on my mental illness!! Call me a nigger! Or a faggot instead! ANYTHING but what I actually am, and have to face reality!!LOL
Gee, these threads sure are peaceful without Mike
>>84408143They have been. At the very least it's a good thing there've been zero messages written to Maria in the past few weeks, she deserves to not have to listen to that nonsense.
>>84405756SYou broke down at innocuous conversation, would constantly accuse me of doubting you for basically no reason. You would ruin situations, run off to other guys, and then finally accused me of blowing up for nothing. You somehow thought I was jealous cause you fucked that schlub at a rave? I don't care. I didn't want to stick my dick in the same hole as neonazis and homeless men, I cared about you because I believed you cared for me. I was wrong. I'm embarrassed I even got with you after the people I've been with, I should've really left early on - and you're the only person I've been with that I've attempted that on
You disgust me to no end. A dirty whore that thinks the rest of the world needs to be jealous of her and considerate of her while she simply uses others and tells them half truths. No thanks
>>84408143A third of the posts are mike. Unless you're being sarcastic. In which case, lol.
Honestly I was going to leave you another voicemail or send you an email but you're a covert narc that takes nothing without some kind of retribution. I'm so fucking glad I didn't stick it in you, you definitely have HPV. Disgusting lying person
>>84407785Part of me thinks that you showed up at my door because you were interested in testing where things are between us, but I really don't know. You don't like me and you clearly don't care about me based on our last interaction. I was genuinely hoping to be able to tell you how much of a faggot I think you are in person. I resent you. I hope you enjoyed that night out, because you probably will never hang out with anyone as cool as any of my friends again. That friend of mine IS really nice. He is awesome. I don't have many friends, but all of them are like that. It's hilarious how I barely talk to anyone from high school, but it's because I blocked nearly everyone after the last day of school - only staying in contact with people who treated me well. You? everyone dropped you because you're a fucking creep and they didn't want to deal with you! For the most part, I think others have been able to recognize my character and they've stuck up for me whenever my character has been questioned. So, although I doubt my character often, at least others don't think I'm terrible. Meanwhile people that've known you for a long time think you're a creepy asshole, and that's pretty consistent. I can't believe you're so incapable of taking responsibility for your actions that you dismiss everyone who doesn't fuck with you as retarded. idk I just love that I'm not the only one, it makes me feel confident in my judgment I understand these things much better now. I shouldn't have felt so bad for you before. The main difference between you and I is that when someone criticizes me, I consider it deeply (sometimes over a very long period) - whereas you just call someone who criticizes you retarded and move on.
>>84408128Here you go, ma'am. Your well earned degree from the Facebook Reel school of psychiatric medicine. Go forth and heal the world. Surely this is your intention instead of safe-insulting people the worst way you can.
>>84408318No one cares narc. Either fix your behavior or continue to get called out on it. Not rocket science.
>>84408330I'm not even the person you were initially arguing with. You have no idea who or what I even am. I'm just chiming it because it's not just you doing it, others are throwing it out willy-nilly, it's a fad. You're meme-brained. You're spitting mad and yelling into the ether and calling someone who just walked in to and finding NARC NARC NARC silly a narc. You have a hammer, and everyone's your narc nail. It's silly. Whose behavior needs fixing?
>narc who is compelled to chime in when someone rightfully calls out said shitty behavior. Who is so far up there own ass they think calling them out is the equivalent of a meme.Lol. Lmao even. Nice try narc. Deflection is classic narc behavior. People are more aware than ever before when it comes to this mental illness. Cry more.
>tfw had absolutely nothing happen to your life because of some green haired bitch
AUTIST!>autism is actually a GOOD thing now, my doctor totally says I have it even though I'm just a slightly awkward person and wouldn't even come close to the 20th century spectrum... there's no way it's some big psych push I'm cosigning as a golden ticket for my foid monkeyshinesSCHIZO!>Hmm, no, 'schizo' is too stigmatizing of mental illness and takes accountability off the person I'm name-calling... hold on, I've got it! The perfect thing to call everyone dislike...(you are here)
>Yeah your son is slightly weird and nerdy, hes got a mental illness known as assburgers
>>84408836Dude the amount of single moms who buy into this AND claim they are autistic themselves is sickening. ANYTHING to be special or cope for their inadequacies.
>>84408025Not random. You narc'd out and are upset everyone recognized it. >>84408128>NOOOO!! Please don't call me out on my mental illness!! Call me a nigger! Or a faggot instead! ANYTHING but what I actually am, and have to face reality!!ThisThe narc claiming the amithyst anons letter is actually a message from God to them is def a shit bird.
>>84408180He has written to her a ton and no the threads have been worse since then. Eye opening to see who actually makes the thread shit.
>>84408025>You are all retarded and certainly not me just being a narcK. It is interesting how it's always someone else fault, no?
>>84408401>I'm not even the person you are arguing withDeflect,blame others, gas light. Narc tactics
Mike is gone, but the terror of narcs and larps stays
>>84408859My mom legit thought I was shcizo because I smoked pot once
>>84408551Hey why are you being a pussy instead of messaging me how you feel? Not that many green haired bitches out there pretty easy to assume you're talking about me. The fact that I have no clue who you are adds to the humor of this.
>>84408938It's not about whose fault it is. It's just time to go at that point. The negotiations have failed. The plane has crashed into the mountain. All that's left is pissing each other off.
>>84408910>He has written to her a ton>the threads have been worse sinceWhich is it? Or are there no letters to her here nor in the recent ones since he's been gone?
>>84409118lurk moar bpd bitch he's not talking about you
>>84409155I don't have BPD and I'm not a bitch I just have green hair damn nigga
>>84409188Add me on discord I need a green haired bitch
>>84409188l u r k m o a rIf you have green hair it doesn't apply to you
>https://youtube.com/shorts/jonFG8NLSw8?si=oHBMlzykVagR7fmx
>>84409208Lurk? I'm scrolling the recent replies to a thread currently up that's not lurking dumbass. I hate retarded ass people. Why r u seething
>>84409223Yes. That's the problem. You're not lurking at all and don't know what you're talking about. you missed an obvious joke.Do you think lurking beforehand is a bad thing? Holy hell what are these newfags?
>>84409148He has written a lot of letters to herThe narc who makes this thread shit has gotten worse as seen throughout this thread
>>84409188The anon who says nigga is a known bpd bitch
>>84409237LMAO lurking is not bad you where phrasing it as something bad. Stop being so argumentative >>84409312I'm not her I rarely say that word and rarely post 0.o
>>84409348How is telling you to lurk moar phrasing it as something bad? I'm just matching your energy, you called yourself a bitch first and said we're all retarded.
>>84409129Interesting how your argument suddenly changes from how you are not a narc and being misjudged to about how it's not about it being ANYONES fault that you are being a shitty person (Narcs never are able to be accountable for their shit behavior)
>>84409449Were you cucked and broken by a narc?
>>84409690Did Mommy and daddy forget to block this site? Pretty sure you have to be older than middle school to post here
>>84410055Thanks for the chuckle seething anon.
just a rat in a maze!
>>84410066Not seething but you would say some lie like that to attempt to sway the 'audience'. Everyone who doesn't agree with you or sees you for the narc you are is suddenly mentally ill or seething
>>84410252You are the one that needs help and you're a troll.
>>84410263No, you are the troll. You posting all the narc posts that multiple people called you out on is being the troll.
>>84410353Get helphttpsinternationaltherapistdirectorycomYou're the one that needs help
>>84410373Oh look he's doing the thing again>Everyone who doesn't agree with you or sees you for the narc you are is suddenly mentally ill or seething
Why don't I bleed like you?
https://youtube.com/shorts/VTkD45sWt1U
>>84410400https://youtube.com/shorts/G_ziR7MXDQ0?si=vSDG6E9nXZIK1v66
>>84411355No, I'll pass on watching a short
I do hope you are not mentally ill. Maybe it's because I knew you years ago before you became so. I know you wouldn't of became like that with me. I still see you the same as before. Maybe it's because I haven't betrayed you or gone against us that I feel you didn't do anything against us either, despite what I see outside. Idk. I shouldn't care but I do. I shouldn't love you the same but I do. I shouldn't want to care for you and help you but I do.
and even after that youre going to leave me suffering all alone. you choose to be as stubborn as me especially now that my bleeding heart has made your ego fat and happy. i am miserable
>>84408256>HPVDon't worry! You probably do too. If you didn't fuck up with her, you probably fucked up with some other skank who had it, or will. You're destined to get mixed up with shitty women.I am too
>>84411893Haven't fucked anyone in years m8
I'm having a horrible time, can the witchcraft that was cast on me fuck off? thanks
Dear Ivan I want to see you again. It would mean so much to me.
there was a guy in this general weeks ago who posted about having a wart on his dick and being too nervous to fuck his gf. idk I hate that guy a lot I hope he fucking dies for not getting his dick checked out before fucking his gf. he literally should kill himself.
Why would I be trying to talk to you in a place like this, are you stupid?
>>84408256Fax me if you have balls
I had a stitch embed in my penis and people thought I had some weird hermaphrodite disease. First girlfriend died of cancer. Second, suicide. I'm a fertile hermaphrodite: Google says this does not exist in mammals. Lady Yunalesca
>>84411915I don't believe in that. I do believe in god and what he allows to happen to guide us.
This is the kind of demoralization narc larp manipulations that harmed us and continue to do so. >>>/b/948351734It doesn't matter if it's been years or what has happened. We are soulmates and complete each other. Nothing will ever change that. I love you just as that day forward. Same as when we last looked into each other's eyes and heard each other's voice.
I am the love of her life and she craves me, all of me, to fuck her brains out, to give her everything she has ever wanted and to live our promises. Physically take her in every way. She can't stop thinking of me. She wants to come home to me and show me how much she loves the bracelet I made for her. She yearns to feel how I take her.
Gather all, gather all. The King has assumed the throne, once more. Relay your messages to the thread in a hasty manner and make no mistakes on the captcha. I check the thread at 4:34 PM daily, and I guarantee that I read every letter you units write to me.The unit who provides the highest signal-to-noise ratio will be rewarded with the entropy of recurring digits in their post id. A divine intervention for the digitally starved. Without further ado, you all may proceed.
NoI write to my girl only 1 step away from this 5 years between and back home with each other. Have our trip. That day forward. >A room with a window facing west>Towards the sea>You, with your hands across your chest>Facing me>Sing me a song, your voice is like silver and>I don't think that I can do this anymore>I'll take the high road that he walked>Once before>You sit and watch me as I come>Through the door, oh God>Sing me a song, your voice is like silver and>I don't think that I can do this anymore>Sing me a song, your voice is like silver and>I don't think that I can do this anymore>Show me the path down to the shoreline 'cause>I don't know if I can do this anymore>A room with a window facing westhttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=FZuFmmCol8k&si=FewYv_GU2Q3JFXSX
>>84411972Thanks but I don't want to get taken to court
>>84405756Dear God,You have a shitty sense of humor. You granted me the looks, physic and skill to perform like an actual pornstar on bed. All women ive fucked got obsessed over me when we had sex. You gave me the perfect gf with a perfect body that gets my monke brain on overload. But you gave me an schizoid disorder that i need meds for and it has made me almost unable to cum balls deep inside bitches. Bitches love me fucking them for hours till exhaustion, but they get upset i dont cum even if my cock is throbbing and hurting me from the fucking sex anxiety i get. I want to marry by a christian church and have kids with my current gf, i want to stay with her forever and give my life for her and my kids. But from the about 40 times we have fucked in these 5 months, ive only nutted 3 times even tho im obsessed with her.Please, we both believe in you, allow me to cum buckets, i want to impregnate my future wife over and over and raise good healthy smart christian kids.This is not a larp, im worried and desperate.
> I know we are made for each other. We complete each other. Nothing will ever change that. I'm all of your firsts still. Only mine. 5 years will wash away as we come home to each other. We can continue. Move in together. Get married. Have kids. Each other. All of our dreams. Perfect for each other and fulfilling all of each other in every way. More compatible and make each other feel more pleasure than any other could in this lifetime because we are soulmates - the one who has your amithyst
>>84412375Hey little buddy. God here. You can't cum with a woman because you're gay. Hope this helps.
>>84413030Nice try, but men dont get me horny, they are vomit inducing to me plus i love tits, ass and holes.
I'm still alive and kicking, Sinnie Poo. I still think about you each and every day. I don't think that'll ever end. We did spend more than half a decade talking to one another almost daily. It's both lovely and oh so painful to think back to those days. We we're both neets stuck in out little holes on different ends of the planet. I wish you could've stayed around so you could be proud of me now. I'm so so sorry I couldn't inspire you more. So sorry I couldn't save you, my dearest friend. I wish I was awake that night you told me your last goodbye. I love you so much, man. I'll see you again one day, in the next life. And I'll be sure to find you so I can lie flowers at your grave. I promised you if you took your life I would do it. That I'd cry lying on your grave. I'm still keeping that promise. If there's one thing you knew of me, it was that I'm stubborn when it comes to those I love. Thank you for being so close to me, and thank you for letting me be the one person close to you
Why to leave Texas>>>/b/948358657
My slightly retarded can't stop drooling Latina ex is making up shit backstory to test me. I prefer and miss when you were direct and honest. -amithyst
>ametits>adrian>mickey>narcolepsy>entire novels of drivel directed to no one or weird faggy discord usersMake it like the Hunger Games and ban these threads, this is pathetic. I can see why they're contained in /adv/ too.
To M, please readd me on tt.
writing this essay sucks, i prefer listening to you talk about nothing so much more, but tbdesu i prefer that over anything in generalanyhow i'll text you later when you're up though so it'll be okay
Come back to me austistic brown man ... text me !@@@!!!!! I miss u
>>84415513If to m (male), you have my discord and my insta. You can add me there.
>>84415652I need an autistic brown man
vile vile woman
>>84414613Even shit like this >>>/adv/34457530It's on her to reach out to me. Stop wasting time and energy retard.
hahaha he's yelling at random posts again
Have You Seen This Man? Consumer Culture
>>84416174No, you are either the person who makes those threads or severely retarded.
>tfw everyone thinks your a schizo and wants you locked away in a psych ward just because some redheaded bitch doxxed you and told people to follow you aroundIf only S was still around to see this, Brehs
Takes 2 To Kill Me
*muah* chefukuru kissukudriving at very high speeds would result in what sort of drive?.end
swimming underneath the black river, forever drowning, forever swimming upstream, swallowing the dregs and muck while your body fills, bloats, and rots from the inside out.
horizontal aggression
>>84415903Yeah so you can use him and ditch him after
fun's not allowed? I don't even know what
hahahaha he still thinks everything on the entire website is a campaign against him
haha you're still an obsessed fan
hahahhhahaahahhahhahahahahahaha
30+ individual messages when I wake up feels good. too bad it can't last. 0_0
illogic an ocean
if I take magnesium, i dont smell like clay and onions.
>mfw zincZabudie
kristoff brighter side
this hmming raverie
Womack's Lament
positive junk
Brown autistic man Text me Now !!!!!!!
>>84417061Ok sent ;)
It's just too late. It's too late to apologize, it's too late to make amends. It's too late to try again. In the time you spent to figure out I was worth it I realized you weren't. Why don't you realize time is a factor in all of this?
I choose my fateIt's never too lateLooking though the gates
>>84417287Is it too late for a book recommendation? :^)
>>84417489Maying into the dates
>>84416480I would never use a sweet man, honestly. Oh my gosh if I were in the position to date someone who liked me... I think I'd do anything for him. I've hardly even used exs. I did get my first ex to send me money, but that was because he came from a wealthy background and promised to pay be back for stuff like a train ticket I bought for him and work I missed out on to let him stay for extra time.
>>84417787with my most recent ex, I held my tongue until after he bought me food and gave me a ticket he already had for something and website I wanted :DI've honestly never used a nice guy and even on dates, when I'd go on them, I'd take guys to the same place (yknow as a control) and pay for most of the games. The last nice brown guy, who now hates me, sent me a screenshot of his cashapp history and I think he was trying to imply that he's sent money to his exs - idk. I'd never get a random guy to send me money because I wouldn't want to feel like I need to talk to him. It'd take a long time in a relationship for me to accept money for stuff like shopping, and I probably wouldn't leave a guy or mistreat him if things were so good. I don't think I'm that kind of person idk.
>>84417837>>84417787Same anon hereThis is chikn isn't it?
>>84417965HELL NO FAGGOTI am mixed, but I am not chikn. one thread has been made about me in my time and that was like close to a decade ago. wtf
>>84418111That's funny, I had to make sure. I'd talk to you desu you seem cool, but don't get your hopes up for anything. I'm kinda burnt out from relationships and probably need a while to clear my head anyway but you'd be fun to talk to
>>84416583>come back, zinc>zinc, come back
>>84418192ive posted my discord multiple times but ofc you wouldn't know that /topradical
It feels really good to ignore you.
>>84418269jlalsahaljalhlahahhllahaol nhhnngggg sticks my tongue out and wiggles it at you
To L,Chatting with you is kinda nice, I hope I'm not being a bother
it's ok if senpai ignores me but you're not him, iKnow. making him feel good would be awesome.I could never make a guy like that feel good. mister E
>>84418395Just contact Mr E and tell him that you like him.
>>84418409sorry but Mister E is better than the people in this thread, and I have, but his opinion of himself is too high. which I have a mixed opinion of because I also think he's a big nerd and lame in acute way I wanna tease him for.
I had a hibiscus allergic reaction and tripfell. Had in a matter of speaking, the perfect shot at shaking an oni others that cannot see my neighbor friend from GTA, who had the Pangoro No Man's Sky hyggelig desk ka
>>84418269I think you were so preoccupied ignoring me that you dropped a spoon, actually.
guys i'm about to watch all 500 episodes plus movies and ovas of naruto shippuden :(
>>84418637kys and get raped, mike shut the fuck up
>>84418652take meds i'm not your 4chan boogieman obsession, namenigger faggot
Did I fall or was I pushed?
I really want to see you in your little brown jacket again. I think you looked so good in it. I miss your shiny lace up boots. The ones with the thin laces. Yeah I noticed and I remember it all these years later. Actually since the weather is warmer now, I hope I get to see you in your hawaiian shirts again. I know you have a few of those. I have a dream that one day I will get to ride with you on the back of your bike and go weeeeeee
>>84418637WILL YOU SREAM IT THOOO
I want to see you in a micro bikini. Or a normal bikini again. God you looked so sexy. I can't wait to breed you again next time I see you. You don't get a choice. I'll have to buy one for you on top of the other things.. Fuck yeah..
>>84418652Way to prove to everyone you are obsessed and will say anything to throw shade
To the anon formerly known as GHappy Arbor Day tree man. Should j go find a maple for you? Sorry if I sneeze on it for the pollening has kicked into high gear.