how the fuck do normalfags manage to shower and brush their teeth every day? it's just so annoying and physically taxing, unless you're going somewhere important and you smell bad, there's no reason to do it. you guys do take week long breaks at least, right?
This nigga smells like shit. Point and laugh at him
>>84406080If you live a sedentary life you don't need to shower everyday, just need to wipe your ass and armpits with water and you're good to go
>>84406080I don't like being unclean.
>there are people among us that don't brush twice daily'they live' type shi
They have bumsex and want to smell good so they can keep getting in those panty liners. I shower once a month on average, Ill brush my teeth after too. Otherwise im probably just too tired. I dont even wash my clothes, which is easy because I have no bed to sleep in so I just sleep in my clothes.
>>84406080this. I almost never shower, brush my teeth or do laundry
>>84406200I love when it rains on my coat and then it dries. And, then I can wear it to the mart and my scents so amazing. It actually smells like ive been covered in poo and like a very musky moldy scent is mixed into it? And I can annoy the fuck out of chads who go to the mart to spend 20 times the amount that I do and then go have bumsex after. Im just villianmaxxing at this point.
>>84406080I can't tell if this post is for real or just trying to push the "just shower, bro" meme
I wish I had a sauna. One of things I miss most about my house was taking baths. I unscrewed the lights and would even stop the bottom of a door with a towel so it's pitch dark. I'd fill the tub halfway with water as hot as I could stand and then have my shower running hot. It would be so steamy, dark, sound of water draining everything out. During covid I'd do it two or three times a day. I don't use soap or anything because that's very bad for you, even the "unscented" stuff. If they say it's unscented but it still has a smell or makes your skin feel gross after it's still soap. I only like soaking and maybe scrubbing. I'd come out once I was getting lightheaded or had trouble breathing.Turns out this caused mold problems, but I had to sell so it's someone else's headache now. My next home is going to have a purpose built spa. Floor to ceiling dark tile, lots of acacia accents I'll pretend is hinoki, big bathtub. Maybe one day I'll build a proper sauna too. 12x24ft interior footprint. 12x10 cool room with rocket mass heater for a heated bench, a beer/wine fridge, and pegs/cubbies for clothing, towels, robes, etc. 4x8 shower to rinse off, and 8x8 hot room with a proper sauna wood stove. A small candle window between hot and cold room to cast the faintest bit of light ties it all together. Sauna will probably cost $12,000-15,000 though, so it's going to be a while before enjoying that. But yeah, if it's not purely for relaxing then fuckit I'll just skip showers. It's like eating. You might feel hungry but if all that's around is vending machines or fast food places you'd rather just skip a meal or two if it can't be something good. Enjoying a bath or food takes an extremely specific mindset and if it's not possible to get there it's actually less enjoyable to force it than it is to go without.
>>84406226Lots of people smell really bad on the bus lol its actually like sometimes I get on the bus and the ghoul in front of me has diahread his jeans and seems to be about one slap away from mortality. Like that should make sense, very easy to just stop seeing any purpose in this life. The labor is actually pretty much impossible just for your basic needs of big house and nice car and hot girlfriend. Yeah theres anyways theres a decent amount of jeans that have gone brittle with poo.
>>84406236A pro tip is to poo into the bath, then you can play around with it and itll all wash off down the drain after. I tried pooing into my hand outside by the 711 and its still decently erotic but the mess is hard if the worker is giving you lip and wont let you wash your sphincter in the sink.
>>84406080>unless you're going somewhere important and you smell bad, there's no reason to do itThat's fucking disgusting. Not keeping yourself clean is associated with poor health and mental illness.
>>84406271Cope more. Maybe youll get a date after your fifth shower of the evening. You cant shower your jaw size to be bigger.
>>84406278Lol what?Being unwashed is also associated with poverty. That's not you, is it anon?
>>84406080>wuaaaah i'm too lazy to devote 1% of the day to personal hygiene
>>84406288You just think im like you. Im the most alpha chad in this thread ive had more sex than all of you put together.
>>84406320k, post face then
>>84406080>brushing your teeth>physically taxingBrushing your teeth is a 2 minute task at most. If you aren't even capable of spending 2 minutes a day to do something as simple as that, you are a lazy piece of shit.Showering can take a few minutes as well. Seriously, what is wrong with you? Grow up.
>>84406329Youre so fucked. I hacked your ip address and im coming to rape your ass faggot.
I guarantee the people defending brushing their teeth have one of those 80$ sonic care toothbrushes that I was never able afford in my life.If you want to be healthy in America, you need to pay out the fucking asshole for it, it's not a basic human right here.
>>84406393I just use the toothbrush with 666 in the upc code. Lucifer spends more money to make them, and its not reflected in the price. Thats how you scam his ass. This coffee shop with 666 in the phone number has way better everything. Tastes so much better than the other places. Lucifer even draws funny shit on the bathroom mirror to give us schizophrenia.
I haven't washed my clothes or my hair was because it seems so silly. It seems silly to wash one day when I would only have to wash it again the next. It makes me tired just to think of it. I want to do everything once and for all and be through with it.
>>84406236god i wish i was in an infrared sauna right now or doing hot yoga
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whatever the fuck this thread is is by far the most entertaining one on /r9k/ in a while. keep at it brethren
>>84406363hotplz cum inside me daddy!I want you to replace my dna with your dna!
I can't make sense of how everyone else in life is just.. continuing. Don't you see how exhausting life is? Can't you see that there is no point in completing math homework or picking a career or washing your hair?
>>84406423>>84406471when washing your hair becomes an existential trial you know you're in trouble
>>84406462im in ur ass replacing ur dna with my dna rn faggot. take daddys cum like a good gay
>>84406269Why outside a 7/11 specifically?
>>84406252>everyone around me is walking around with dried shit caked in their pants shitting themselves in publicwhere do you live anon, irritable bowel central?
>>84406080I don't shower everyday, but I do shower at least six days a week.I am very meticulous about my oral hygiene, to a neurotic degree.Every morning I swish some water to clear out any good chunks from breakfast, then I use a waterpik, after that I floss thoroughly, then I brush my teeth with an electric toothbrush and a nano-hydroxyapatite toothpaste, then I scrape my tongue, then I use a packet of this pro-biotic/pre-biotic powdered mouth wash (I only use the spit in my mouth for this liquid so as not to wash the hydroxyapatite and flouride off of my teeth too early). I am diligent about not drinking water for at least half an hour post care routine.I floss after every meal and usually swish some water, especially after I eat something sweet or acidic.In the evening, before bed, I floss again, brush, and inspect my mouth in the mirror for anything out of place.
>>84406236wonderful post anon but>I don't use soap or anything because that's very bad for you, even the "unscented" stuff. If they say it's unscented but it still has a smell or makes your skin feel gross after it's still soap.what the motherfuck are you talking about?
>>84406080I use paper towels and rubbing alcohol on my pits and groin to kill the worst of the BO smell so I don't have to shower.
>>84406471Thats why welfare was invented. Because suicide is so painful currently. Its basically a type of bribery for losers, to remove their will to fight. Its like barely any amount of money, but its enough where legless Timmy isnt going postal because he has no food, he merely blames himself for not spending his pennies more wisely. Yeah huge problem is when people realize they arent going to achieve the basics necessary to live a happy life. And that working harder isnt going to improve their situations. Its all connected up to a revolving door or human souls, easily observable in the sea where fish die and are consumed by other fish to gain its powers. Damn lions are so fucking cool. Like while theyre killing something, they take a break every 5 seconds to scan the horizon because its actually that dangerous. You can really appreciate the war going on with animals. Humans have already been conquered using clever mental brainwashing tactics. Their desire for violence is totally bred out, theyre more closely resembling seals these days. You tell one he cant do what he wants to do, he says okay and he goes and takes a nap. Theres just zero will to fight against nature because the enemy uses guns.
>>84406471Felt that way at the peak of my undiagnosed type 2 diabetes. Ate more meat, ate less carbs and switched to water, that helped. Avoiding gluten and soi got rid of the mood swings and depressive thoughts. More salt and animal fat in my diet and I suddenly craved working out and doing chores. It's impressive how litte actual willpower there is, it's all just terrain theory
>>84406080I'll share my experience: I've gone six months without showering, and I almost never shower now. I only brush my teeth occasionally.
>>84406221you think youre being funny and are blissfully unaware fecal notes are actually coveted in fancy perfumery and always have been. they call it indolic and civet>fecal, narcotic floral scentits in lots of white flowers like jasmine and is tied to animalic perfumery which is meant to be the most overtly sexual. rich bitches are in fact walking around in luxury perfume oils smelling like shit and pussy to let everyone know they are freshly fucked and up for a fucking
>>84406080>Physically taxing It takes like two minutes to brush your teeth. The fuck kind of brain rot and retardation do you have where you can't do this? Also a shower takes like 10 minutes max, also how is this taxing unless your a 300+ pound whale??
>>84406591reminds me of the ball sweat cologne greentext
>girl at work starts showing an interest in me so I have to start showering every day we work at the same timeI'm still 90% sure she's not REALLY interested and she has some sort of ulterior motive (she's a latina so maybe she's trying to use me to eventually get citizenship or something, or she's going to pull a carrie on me) but I'm going to allow it I'm so starved of any sort of attention from women.
>>84406837secretions magnifique by etat libre d orange is specifically made to smell like blood, sweat, milk, and cum. its infamous.
>>84406080>how the fuck do normalfags manage to shower and brush their teeth every day?I'll still be smelling myself and I don't like the stink.>>84406471Once you embrace nihilism like that it's only a matter of time until the roaches are crawling all over you like that one webm of the japanese neet girl cooking. You got to put in effort for your own sake.
>>84406080>physically taxingthat's fucking hilarious
>>84406080I'm not a normalfag and I brush (twice) and floss every day, also go to the dentist every 3 months for a cleaning. Shower every day as well. It may be a pain but I force myself anyway because being dirty and stinky is way worse
