>that relief when the turd leaves your ass

this is a ragebait thread.

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>the butterflies in my stomach when she says "it's so tiny"

>>84406400
It was a thing back in the day.
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/11531330/#11531330

>>84406358
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/fSudn3DQIsU

>>84406358
>having a really strong sneeze that clears out your sinuses

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It's all tainted now

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>"you're my favorite person"
>"I see you in my dreams"
>"can you really... have sex with me?"
>"why am I even the person you go for when you want to talk?"
>"you cause me so many butterflies in my stomach"
>"I'll do anything to be your girlfriend"
>"I can't have you leave me"
>"I trust you, I'll do as you say"
>"It's been getting better"
>"you made me feel so happy"
>"we're dating right? yippee"
>"I'm so weak when you call me that"
>"you're the reason for me to live"
>"I love you"
>"can you be gentle with me?"
>"will you leave me if I fail?"
>"I don't have the guts to kill myself anymore"
>"can we do it differently?"
>"I trust you, I'll wait"
>"I can't let you go and see you with someone else"
>"I only wanted to be loved"
>"I only have you, I don't want anyone else"
>"everything was so real"
>"You were the one"
>"It's my fault, I'll always mess it up"
>"nothing can change my decision"
>"I never heard of you, I don't care who you were in my life"

And you fucking wonder why it was Eve who picked the apple.