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>girl at work
>petite, cute, bubbly personality
>calls herself a "sweet little angel"
>she's into me
>other co-workers tease her about it
>"hey anonennette, why don't you try dating anon?"
>she tells them why
>"because he's the devil actually ^_^"
what the fuck does this mean?
she still sits next to me in meetings, she still talks to me, she wiggles her ass around me goddamnit

what the fuck do I even do?
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>>84412418
does your work have functions with alcohol, youll get her real opinion there or ask her out for drinks, also how big is her ass
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>>84412418
It means she wants you to pull her down to your level. She sees you as this temptor who's going to give her a taste of sinful pleasure.
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>>84412418
Lean into it and act like you're her devil since she's an angel or whatnot. Even if she doesn't like you at least it'll be fun
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>>84412430
>does your work have functions with alcohol, youll get her real opinion there or ask her out for drinks, also how big is her ass
No alcohol + she doesn't drink
Her ass is big for her size, she's like 5'2 - 5'3

>>84412470
I'm going to lose my fucking mind

>>84412471
I get ballsy occasionally and I grab her by the waist or I talk to a different female co-worker in front of her
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BPDEMON ALERT
RUN
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>>84412418
you could like confront her about it. like literally ask why she said that.
you're a ngmi pussy if you don't.
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>>84412418
Clearly it means she can see your true nature. Now off with you satan spawn!
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>>84412529
do u work at an office setting does she wear pencil skirts
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>>84412418
She is mentally ill. Never stick your dick into crazy anon, don't do it. Avoid at all cost
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>>84412529
>or I talk to a different female co-worker in front of her
No wonder she doesn't want anything with you, red flag
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>>84412418
Nigger i know you are autistic and shit but shes craving your cock. That comment is just cute banter by women to signal she wants you. But it doesnt matter because you will fuck this up anyway. Also, dont shit where you eat.
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>>84412418
Listen, you're just being shit tested and are supposed to joke about it. But that doesn't make her a good person - stay clear of women who unironically think they're the kindest people in the world
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>>84412418
Maybe she was just making a joke to avoid a potentially complicated or embarrassing question she didn't know how to answer, maybe she's a chuuni or in american schizophrenic



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