I just ordered a 10 inch dildo.
>>84418518I love all the Link and Ganondorf pornslop to be honest.
>>84418635why, are you some kind of gay pervert?
I wish I didnt permanently have hemmroids and pinworms so i could try a dildo. But alas, ill never be able too...Also you probably shouldve posted this on lgbt instead btw
>>84418657>Also you probably shouldve posted this on lgbt instead btwPeople always say this but prison gays don't really fit in over there. Those really have sex with men, they don't just fap and do assplay like us.
>>84418702Also, not a porn board and a /tttt/ board.At least the last time I checked it out it was just tranny this tranny that.
>>84418518Is it black?
I shit bricks that tear my ass apart every time. So no gayness for me
I caved and had gay sex to try and not be alone and it gave me chronic hemmorroids even now 5 years later I hate you all for psy opping me.
>>84418854haha faggot actually fell for the meme!!!
>>84418635Very relatable, I really like the "evil winning over the good" trope. Gets me hard every time
>>84418873jokes on you, freak. the anal sex is just part of link's heroes journey and he overcomes it and still gets the princess
>>84418880Tbh all of this guys and other "works" regarding link state otherwise but everyone is free to have their own fan fictions. Yours isn't bad either ,a story of redemption sounds good
>>84418908I don't know if all these extra works are exactly canon you know...I like my version cause link dresses up like a girl from time to time in the games and I liked to dress up like a girl from time to time...so yeah
>>84418927>I don't know if all these extra works are exactly canon you know...I don't think so, it's just people mixing the twink with their fetishes>I like my version cause link dresses up like a girl from time to time in the games and I liked to dress up like a girl from time to time...so yeahSo is he your self insert or smt?
>>84419063>>84419063>So is he your self insert or smt?yeah he is...and while the non canon stuff can be fun to dream about, just like link is normal irl and just wears some girly clothes in the games, I just wore girly clothes and didn't do anything else
>>84418927This image is by the way even better.This is the perfect sex life for a married couple.
>>84419245>This is the perfect sex life for a married couple.actually I agree...ahhhh. I'd be quite happy with that kind of sex life. me and my girl serving strong men from time to time
>>84418702>>84418518this kind of gay shit belongs on one of those troonddit sites or twitter, but maybe try /b/ that place is similar and perfect for this stuff or discord
there really is nothing hotter than fucking a feminized sissy and her wife that once used to be a normal straight couple
>>84419194fair enough, i cant really self insert myself cuz he is too prettypersonally i really like the "corruption" thing , apparently "web of shadows" did too much irreversible damage to my brainlike i remember getting hard when i first saw evil jasmine in "aladdin">>84419245>>84419272>>84419284yeah, it is very hot to watch both of the sexes in the same position
>>84419272>>84419314That they're kissing each other while it happens makes it even hotter though, it looks like such a loving stable marriage.That Tifa also takes it up the butt makes it even better.
>>84419314haha I rather resembled link a bit so it was a natural self insert for me. what's web of shadows though??>>84419335>That they're kissing each other while it happens makes it even hotter thoughI agree actually! I always imagined holding hands with my cute wife when we're both on all fours and about to get penetrated together for the first time...looking deep into her eyes a bit scared a bit nervous...and of course she takes it up the butt with her husband
>>84419335>it looks like such a loving stable marriage.uhhh, desu not really but it is hot, nevertheless >>84419399>haha I rather resembled link a bit so it was a natural self insert for me.lucky bastard> what's web of shadows though??glad you asked , its an old spiderman game with a "corruption" mechanic and 4 different endings(i am a sucker for different endings)in it peter gets to interact with the symbiote and has 2 paths either choose the "good" options and stay "pure" or choose the "evil" options and gets "corrupted" and black is also so hot in itbasically if you keep choosing the "evil" options you get an ending where peter embraces the symbiote, makes everyone his slaves, becomes the evil king of the city and gets the sexy black cat as his partnerthis was probably too much for the 9-10 year old me and started my degeneracy and my liking to black catsometimes i wish i never encountered it but whatever
>>84419278>4chan is for big tough manly men who don't like anime fag porn!Did you get on the internet yesterday?
>>84418518Old gay virgin here, I got a 6 inch dildo and 2 months later I still haven't manage to fit it all in, good luck anon, you gonna need it.