I'm going to catch the bus tonight robots. Thanks for being my friend when the world was against me. I hope I see you when I get isekai'd.
Are you trans? If so, okay bye nigger. If not wait. I want to talk to you.
Why are you ending it now?
Are you trans? If so wait. I want to talk to you. If not, okay bye nigger.
Take it easy thread in shambles. Oh wait.
>>84419162No I'm a straight guy>>84419175I'm 18 and I was a NEET and a highschool dropout and I have no future
>>84419207>18Nigger that's fuckall you've got years you could spend getting your life together, I basically wasted my life until I was in my late 20s. Most people do, honestly.
>>84419214I'm not going to do anything with my life and I'll just rot forever. I have no friends and none of my ideas will ever be popular. I'm a failure and I am rooting myself out for the popular good. I don't want my family to waste more resources on me then they already have. I am dysgenic and I am a dead end. I can't speak my native language and I have dyspraxia and I will never be able to hold a real job.
>>84419207Let's talk tonight. I want to be here for you. What's your discord?
>>84419152don;t kill yourself, you idiot
Im just throwing this out here man, Im here if you need someone listen. Let me lend an ear. Calmstormyweather discord
>>84419221What are your ideas, you might as well say.>>84419175>>84419221Why are these reasons you feel it's nessasary to commit suicide?>>84419250I'm still here if you want to talk. I won't judge.
>>84419270Im still waiting if you need another human to hear you talk without feeling judged
>catch the busHaven't heard that phrase in a really long time. God I miss ash. Too bad it jas been trolled to death in the past two decades. I miss Witchita and how he managed to get helium from a welder to asphysxiate on. Suzy's parents never understood her. Hence why she did what she did. They just proved her point.
>>84419328newfag reporting in...sir, i regret to interrupt your oldfag reminiscing session but 'catch the bus' is a phrase that is very popular among users of sancioned suicide, a new forum that teaches you how to kill yourself
>>84419424And they got it from the alt.suicide.holiday newsgroup. To catch the bus means they committed suicide. It was the normal expression we had fir someone thqt did it, like when Suzy Gonzales went through with it when she posed as a jeweler and got cyanide.
>>84419152SAYONARA NIGGA
>>84419435>alt.[...]you're an ancientfag, my bad. oh well thanks for the etymology lesson
>>84419152Please dont kill yourself
>>84419461Please don't put it that way...I feel really old now. It makes me hate remembering all of those that we don't know if they really did ctb. It makes me hste that larping christ bitch named Ruby who spent entire days spamming bible verses.
>>84419304Damn might have been too late rip
>>84419207>an hero at 18pffft you're overreacting. don't put your poor mother through something like that just because you think your life is so heckin' over forever and you're feeling anhedonic and stressed. that happened to me and i battled through it, so can you. it's not as big a deal as you think it is.
>>84419152So, are you still alive, OP? I hope you managed to fulfill your last desire. Goodbye.
>>84420043I thought this thread had been made yesterday, so yeah I think you must be alive and are just too embarrassed to come back to the thread or something like that. Try to show up another time itt before dying.
bye lol
