You are tasked with babysitting your favorite cartoon character, no one will know what happens with no consequences. Wdyd?
>>84432179Why would Principal Skinner need a babysitter? Baby hungry, baby want pizza?
>>84432179It would be cool to drink with rick sanchez for a bit
>>84432188>Drinking with a hyperviolent narcissist who gets everyone around him painfully killedNope.
>>84432191Oh come on. He has a super crybaby backstory. Give him a break. Plus a cool gadgets or something
>>84432179>I'm babysitting MeatwadProbably do some kind of quest and solve a mystery or some shit that will result in destruction and possibly death since we're both retards
>>84432209You will die within like an hour. Not worth it.
>>84432220>>84432191IM babysitting him. Not the other way around. I pick. Interdimensional cable, the galaxies greatest booze and drugs and we're having a fun night. Maybe throw in a few lifetime simulators to see who can get the highest score. Its C137 youre more likely to die from stewie fucking griffin im not his morty im a random dude hired to babysit him
>>84432237In the plot of an episode, a random guy hired to babysit Rick would definitely be raped to death by an alien.
>>84432237>lifetime simulatorBro I know you're just a joking redditor but that shit is not worth it at all in the slightest. I tried Saliva extract once and that segment was fucking horrifying I don't even want to think about it.
