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Anyways anyone ever go outside and buy something at a store?
>Hello
>Hi
>Would you like a bag for that?
>Yes
>Would you like your receipt?
>Yes
>Thank you, bye
>Bye
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No, I don't. Never post again
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>>84432229
Sorry sir I'm closing the thread and deleting the tracker I don't think I'll ever post again.
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>>84432214
yes but my interactions are even shorter
>hand items over
>hand money over
>items back, change back
>bye
only 1 word is said in this interaction
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>>84432236
And yet you're reading this post. Get back in here and start postin
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>>84432243
I got nervous and also really sick of the repeat dialogue (it was a cute girl) so I just started nodding part way through, I said once already and I'm not gonna reuse dialog.
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>>84432252
that's the neat part, you shouldn't look at the person talking to you, so you don't get nervous. act like if you were checking your phone or something
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>>84432214
They dont usually say anything but a cute cashier said hi to me a couple of times
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>>84432214
>Pull my cart up to the cashier line
>I dont feel like using the self help
>Wait behind all the older people taking their sweet time(I live in an old people town)
>they write out a check they can barely see or pull out a million coupons holding everyone up
>whatever
>finally I get to the cashier
>Cashier hi, how are you?
>im fine or it could be better
>cashier gives me a look just goes back to scanning
>I bag my own things and out i go
That is generally how it is for me
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>>84432214
not at all how it goes, every single person in any form of customer service or retail will either be actively hostile to any attempts to talk or be completely confused and just start blurting out scripted speech at an increasingly faster rate to cut you off and end the interaction as quickly as possible if not just walk off during it. at best you get a fluoride stare. teenagers are still half alive but anyone above 19 will resent any sort of indication you are not as dead inside as them.
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>>84432214
this latina milf at the gas station interacts with me like i'm mentally challenged because the first time i saw her, i was mute (didn't brush my teeth because the gas station is a 3 min walk from my apartment and i was on a lazy impulse buy 'nax run) and waved at her when i was leaving. so now i just play into it whenever i see her there
typing this out makes me realize i may actually be genuinely mentally challenged, but i digress
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>>84432214
Going to the store feels humiliating and I always feel like everyone is bothered by my presence there. I also really hate everybody in my town. All I ever get is a energy drink, and its always so awkward. One of the cashiers at my gas station is this methhead who has a dent in his head and talks about conspiricys I know about but im too nervous to reply so I usually just nod. Another one is this sperg who always tries to sell me the chocolates at the register. Thinking about it now its actually pretty funny
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>>84432214
We have self service kioses here, so I don't do this
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>>84432243
>he doesn't say hey how're ya going to the customer

>>84432784
don't take it so seriously, bloomer-anon
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>>84432214
based customer
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>>84432214
based and baseline interlocutively pilled
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>>84433291
bloomer-anon?



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