What is the most efficient way to commit suicide?
>>84432504Helium or carbon monoxide inhalation
>>84432505How hard is it to obtain helium? Like the balloon helium right?
>>84432504Gun, what more is there to say? Your head ceases to exist.
>>84432540Too hard to get in my state
>>84432540>>84432543just get the cops to shoot you.
>>84432565I heard suicide by cop isn't actually easy to pull off and they generally attempt to not kill you. I am thinking of bridge jumping. Should be high enough since my city's bridge is pretty big. Issue is I don't wanna end up surviving.
Why would efficiency even matter? Not like you'll be able to take advantage of any resources saved had you chosen a more or less efficient method.
>>84432504Energy efficient way is just to wait to die.
>>84432586Efficiency as in guaranteed death, not ending up paralyzed/brain dead.
>>84432576Dumb ways to die
>>84432597well what's a better option that doesn't have a 50/50 chance of flat out just a cop shooting you in the knee and arresting you
>>84432504Fight against ZOG.Next question
>>84432605hahaha, if only the kikes would gun me down already but they haven't? Isreal should be nuked!
>>84432605They'll make you wish you were dead instead
>>84432540Use a high caliber gun that can pulverize your skull no matter where you aim from. Pistols can leave you a surviving vegetable
>>84432631If I traveled to texas could I just get a 12 guage and be done with it? You don't need a license if you are a resident of a different state right?
>>84432504Fentanyl/Heroin OD, just shoot up a huge amount, you'll experience extreme pleasure, black out in a few moments and never wake up again. No mess, no pain, no worries.
>>84432683I got around a grand in my bank, think that's enough? Where do I find this stuff?
>>84432688Have you tried asking black people standing outside in the bad parts of town?
>>84432504just jump from an extremely high place. literally 0% survival rate
>>84432818Do not do this. You will survive long enough to die in agony.Inert gas will kill you, but it requires you to do some work and it may hurt other people if you don't set it up right. If you want a quick guide to do it right, then you are going to fuck it up and it won't be worth it. Due diligence is necessary if you want to kill yourself efficiently and painlessly.OD is an option. You may have a pleasant time before you die, but you may have second thoughts during your trip. You have a chance to survive no matter what, though -- OD has a tendency to be unreliable.Hanging is a meme. Nobody does this correctly, but it works well if you have someone to help (unlikely). Do not do this. You will fuck it up and you will suffer like hell for thirty seconds.My advice: if you want to die, then live. You will die soon enough; it will be over before you know it. If you are already dying and you just want it to end, then get a gun or OD. If you are smart enough to figure it out, then use inert gas in a vehicle or another enclosed space (please make a note so nobody else gets hurt).
>>84432688I don't know, I just smoke weed and do the fun drugs
>>84432504You're not committing suicide. Even if you feel like killing yourself because of where you're currently at you don't actually want to kill yourself because everything in your body and brain is telling you that you want to live although there is also that yin or yang telling you you want to die, like that devil on your shoulder in cartoons. You also don't want to be told the cliche line of it gets better because life is shit right now and maybe it has been for a while. Correct me if i'm wrong.
>>84432983nta but when it gets better you still wish you killed yourself / your indifferent to whether you would've actually done it or not because nothing has actually changed you just feel less shit about it. then you just end up flip flopping between the two until you actually give in
>>84432504No one's yet mentioned alcohol poisoning?
>>84432901>>84432983>>84433004I think I'll go with getting a rifle in a different state and ending it. I'm 21 so I have way too many years left to go if I don't die abnormally. I feel my will to express interest in people has been deeply muted, Its better this way.>>84433029I tried alcohol poisoning a few months back but I just ended up blacking out and ending up in a hospital. Unreliable.
>>84432688my discord is meatbabyswag if you need info
>>84433085Alright, I'll dm you. You better not be a glowie.
>>84433073I don't recommend it. You likely still have some happiness left in your future if you let some more time pass. You should try doing things differently. Go somewhere new. Do something interesting. Try something thrilling. Make things work for a few more years and come back to this if nothing changes. You've got time.Take some risks
>>84433189Nah, I didn't make this thread for anons to console me. I just want the most efficient suicide methods. So far gun and OD seen the best, never done meth but it would probably be a fun way to go. Every other board I ask this people tell me not to kill myself blah blah blah, they don't know me or who I am, it's irrelevant. At least here people give methods.
What do you mean efficient? That makes no sense. Like cheap? Uses the fewest resources? Lol why care about that?I mean obviously this threads a cry for help but I think deep down, literally everyone knows that ligature strangulation is an extremely effective way to die. It is easily engineered, requiring nothing but a rope, twine, anything. All you need theoretically is 5-10 minutes of privacy and something to support your weight. And if you fuck it up, the rope snaps or some shit, it has to be the most inopportune moment for it to seriously affect you. Either it snaps within a minute and you're fine just bruises. Or it snaps at minute 6 what does it matter? You're braindead at that point and someone would have to find you, do cpr, etc for you to still live. I feel like this method has the highest return in terms of failure. If you jump from heights or OD on drugs, failing woukd seriously fuck you up. But not hanging, unless you're extremely unlucky where it snaps and your found within like the 3-5minute range where neuron death occurs. But anyway most of us just intuitively reject this method, because it's a very horrible sad way to die. At least I do. I don't want to die like that. It's like an absolute last resort. In terms if GUARANTEED death, from all the pictures and videos I've seen it's fall from height, like 80m+, onto a hard surface (rocks, concrete etc). Personally I don't even think you'd feel the impact the videos I've seen the body just basically explodes. I wouldn't do firearm, at least not like a 22 or something. Probably a shotgun in the mouth aimed at the back of your skull (not up) wpukd be pretty assured. But you need some practice with firearms, and not flinching and fucking up the trigger pull. Personally I think the most kino death is to set yourself on fire, at least for a while, and then jump off a high place. Dunno it just seems aesthetic to me. Because setting yourself on fire is unnecessary, and extremely painful, so it's kino.
>>84433252I actually had an idea for a kino death but going into details would be a big no no. Watch the end of fight club.
>>84433219There is a reason people tell you not to.I was suicidal for a few years, but I didn't have access to a gun and I wasn't able to buy inert gas without it getting noticed. I am not suicidal anymore (right now) I have had some good days over the past year and I think it would have been quite sad had I ended myself a few years ago.I still want to die sometimes, and I still think I'll kill myself one day, but I have good days occasionally, now.I suggest you exhaust all of the happiness you can out of your life.
>>84432504living for 80 years
>>84433272Yeah that's nice and all but that doesn't really help me with death ideas.
>>84433219No drug OD is enjoyable. Ive "od" on meth and heroin, not like a true od where you're dying but overdose in the sense of took too much. The neth was absolutely horrible I was shaking and tweaking heart was pounding I had uncontrollable jerking movements for hours. Then heroin I took too much mixed with zopiclone was on my bed then just came to semi breathing gasping for air and was in this incredibly dysphoric delirious state vomiting my vision had extreme vertigo it was vile I thought I was going to die. But I think if you got like 2g, even 1g, honestly like 250mg of China white would probably kill someone with no tolerance, but if you put like 2grams in a syringe and shot it while you're on benzos or drunk I think the sensatio would just be slumping over and then nothing But I mean at that point if you have 2grams of heroin why not just snort like 15mg and have a good day lol?
remember to stream it on facebook live or in a tinychat room desu
>>84433285Being an addict is lame, china white? I'll ask the other dude about it on discord.
>>84433272I think we should not baby people's desires. If someone says I desire death what's the best method, should just answer the question instead of all the melodrama. If the guy says "I desire death how do I desire life instead" then we should give advice then.
>>84433295It's a type of heroin, the most pure.
>>84433307Oh I thought it was fent, alright cool.
What about tranq? Can that kill you? Any anons here know about how tranq works?
If you asphyxiated on carbon dioxide it's possible that on autopsy your blood and organ tissues will be carbonated like a coke. Make for a fizzy autopsy. Coroner will definitely remember it as one of the most lol wtf cases he worked, or maybe it's a girl coroner I don't know. She'd be touching your deceased peepee and thinking if it's fizzy too like pop rocks. But for maximum fizz an exit bag is probably not enough. You'd need to construct something like those hypobaric sleep chambers mountain climbers and Olympic runners use. Obviously instead of mostly nitrogen and a little oxygen you'd want it to just be mostly carbon dioxide.
>>84433219do it like kurt cobain. Take a bunch of heroin and shoot yourself in the head
>>84433333I'm still mad they don't sell those helium kits anymore, you used to be able to order the kits to your house off Amazon put the tank down, put the mask on with the bag and just go to town. Lame world. They were cheap too.
>>84432594sodium nitriteyoull probably have to go hunting for the source on sanctionedsuicide since ur a burger
>>84433344https://abprospecting.com/products/sodium-nitrate-2-5-lbSeems not to hard to get?
>>84433344>>84433360Oh wait nitrite, my bad
>>84432504Death by gunshot is the best way to do it. Over 90% success rate. Aim for your brain not your mouth. If you do it, take cocaine before pulling the trigger.
