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>wake up early in the morning
>perfect time to get ready4work
>but its sunday and I get to stay at home today
>I could go back to sleep
>be not sleepy at all
>if I had to leave for work it would be the opposite
>sleepy but cant go back to sleep
>everytime
>get out of bed
>make my bed
>get a americano and cig
>younger bro is awake
>and ready for work
>he starts rambling about his christian mentally ill believes
>its too early for me for that kind of insanity
>I just hope he won't be too crazy infront of our client at work
>not my problem for now ig
>https://youtu.be/R401j1QAvEg?is=PX0VxBSoktTMU868
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I don't know how you don't deck your christoid brother in the face every day until he shuts up. Back in the day we used to chop these peoples heads off.
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ITT: Two homosexuals being homosexual and also weebs
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>>84432953
>>84433039
Homosexuality is an actual mental illness. Christianity is not. The 1973 APA declassification was a decision made based on political pressure, not new scientific evidence. You would both be involuntarily committed until you stopped being threats to yourselves, others, and general public health in a reasonable society.
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>big coffee stain on my light blue hoodie jacket thingy from hot topic
>I CRYYYYY
>clean it with water
>some of the stain seems to be erased
>I have to hope on mom fixing the rest
I rly need to stop drinking coffee while I wear anything I rly like
I tend to get coffee all over everything
>>84433039
>https://youtu.be/T8u4xw6ApTA?is=O6OtOnULIq9ibGzA
>show him dis
>>>>>>he thought for a moment that it was a actual history video
>rambles about bad spirits n demons being the reason why I get depressed
Allah please put him into a mental ward already, his brain is obviously fried
>>84433211
But I kissed a girl and I liked it to be desu
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>>84433221
Did you disclose to her that you're HIV positive from your previous gay escapades?
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>>84433221
Ceb, is this accurate?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fWFHH8UwCww
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>mom asks me to start a fire
>turn on the grill ig
>we grill hamburgers
>mom ends up in a video call with family in iran
>la aunt joints them too
>they say nothing is happening over there
>so feels like the war is over according to them
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Bet Ceb grills a mean burger. A ceburger, if you will.
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>in around 3 days I will find out
>if a cinema close to me will show the amazing digital circus finale
>if not I will try to shill it to close by cinemas ;_,
>>84434631
I just turned on the grill
Dad grilled them
Mom made them desu
yea they are good
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>>84434631
Why you should consider to drink less
>https://youtu.be/BeMvUODZc0Y?is=Rp8G8MQnX5jpzhGS
He used to be a big figure in the call of duty youtube scene back in the 2010s
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>>84435210
I'm a berry civilized drunk albeit. Now I'll take my burger with extra pickles.
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>bunads are on sale now
Another May 17th without a qt gf...
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>dad goes to the gym
>ends up with mcdonalds on his way back
>get a burger n strawberry milkshake
>eat together with parents
>roll some khalifa mints
>gonna smoke during sun set
>>84436343
ur supposed to do the snippy snap down there and become the gf!
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>>84436410
I mean no, but it's a cute dress.
>snippy snap down there
I would've thought you were against stuff liek that even if you support trans rights.
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Ceb, I've had sweet potato fries from McDonald's and a blue milkshake.
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>>84436461
I was just joking silly
but sounds like u really wanna wear that urself...sus moment
>>84436865
mcdonalds doesnt hab sweet potatos here
are htey good?
>blue
what
also study german so u can watch this
https://youtu.be/oUvqgWVz7Nw?si=NrFsqGo3mTcV0A8l
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There was a lot more brandy in this bottle just a few minutes ago, how does this happen...
>>84436985
The pocket purse thingy is looking cute and practical.
>are htey good?
They're okej. Kind of thicc not too badly sweet. Nice to try, not better than regular fries.
>what
It tastes like blue.
>also study german so u can watch this
I am NOT learning another G*rmanic language.
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>>84437049
>There was a lot more brandy in this bottle just a few minutes ago, how does this happen...
cause u have a drinking problem
> not better than regular fries.
rip
sweet potato fries can be very neat
>tastes like blue
blue what
blueberry?
>I am NOT learning another G*rmanic language.
more like you know germany its too hard4u and you dont wanna expose urself as fraud...
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Cebby how're you doing?
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>>84437072
>cause u have a drinking problem
I hab a drinking solution. Worst I even do is post feet and npdpost, not the end of the world.
>sweet potato fries can be very neat
They're fine. Sweet potato lowkey a bit popular here, I guess.
>blueberry?
Idk. Maybe razzleberry or whatever it's called. But it's really just blue. You hsould come and we can find some cloudberries and you'd have to eat them in the woods because it's literally illegal to take too far from where you found them.
>you dont wanna expose urself as fraud...
Norwegian is already half English half German, but maybe I don't have enough braincells left anyway.
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>>84433039
Why are you two flirting
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>>84437143
Because they're two gay niggas who are also annoying avatarfags on 4chan.
I ship them.
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>>84437143
Normal male platonic male friendship before Christkikes had to make everything ''gay.''
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>>84437098
could be worse
I need more money
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>>84437167
Your pagan ancestors fucked 14 year old boys in the ass.
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>>84437178
And your Christian leaders still do.
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>>84437189
That's just papists being papists.
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>>84437209
I believe you are open and malleable. We'll be seeing your own feet in no time.
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>>84437154
I ship them too, they look cute together
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Vegan pizza is int he oven.
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>I pray for the amazing digital circus finale to be in a local cinema
>I wanna smoke lots of blue lobster
>then get a huge bucket of popcorn with nachos
>and munch during the entire movie
>its getting late
>roll some khalifa kush
>need to get ready2sleep s00n
>>84437447
This is excatly why we wouldn't work out as a couple.
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Ceb, what sunglasses are popular among the youth today? I keep remembering I need a pair.
>>84437500
Am just virtue signaling. I can eat whatever.
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>past 12am
>still awake
>left arm starts to hurt too much
>>>the gym injury from like october still being troublesome
>should cancel the membership
>n probably see a doc
>get ready2sleep
>goodnights
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Dear mods, please remove this ceb spam thread or move it to the >>>/trash/ where it belongs (3rd thread)

Thank you



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