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>>84393274

q. what is your favourite strategy game, and why?
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>>84437157
Really meow? 5 BBCs at once now?
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>>84437719
Goes so hard if you're retarded and from Canada
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>>84437328
Damn meow has a whole folder dedicated to it? so that's where he's posting it all from.
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Wow we really are dead again. If we stop having threads I don't know what I'll do since this is my only socialization.
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Why have these threads died so violently? The rest of r9k has slowed down, but not to the point that this general has. And don't say le namefags because there have always been spammers
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>>84438704
What if I do say le namefags, huh? What are you going to do, rape me?
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>>84438704
This thread has its pluses of activity and then long periods of quiet or deadness. Its just the way of things in the past year or so.
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>>84438714
We've never had a thread where no one replies to the op until a full hour after its made
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>>84438732
yeah that's concerning, sunday is always a slow day for the board in general, so maybe we just got unlucky.
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>>84437311
why did you make a new one? clearly nobody is here to post. just let it die
nigger thread full of nigger ass faggots
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>>84438704
people got lives and other distractions. maybe it's time for this general to move to /lgbt/
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>>84437311
Accept allah as your one and only god or perish
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>>84439086
so it can die there too? Or just straight up be deleted by a jannie because there's gaygen? We stay here and we persist, it'll speed back up again at some point.
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i decided to take the practice LSAT as a joke and got a 163 on my first try. unfortunately i am a highschool dropout who can't afford college,
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I tried to move to gaygen but they keep posting pictures of real life attractive men which makes me feel bad as I am fat and ugly and walled
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>>84439200
why dont you get a ged
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>>84439262
The one thing I like about r9k is how most people in general post anime pics all the time
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I need a boyfriend like this more than I need air
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>>84439272
an object at rest stays at rest until acted upon by an outside force

i don't really have any reason to
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>>84438704
whats here for anyone?
this general as a concept has expired. gay robots are a late 2000's and 2010's phenomena. the cultural forces that created gay men who are alienated from normalnigger society and gay society alike but want to carve out their own existence regardless and are able to remain grounded in enough reality to retain hope is no longer a thing. people on this whole board and/website are no longer capable of parsing reality/ arent interested in doing so.
people are no longer interested in much more than engaging in and reinforcing their own mental illness and delusions. thats why you see meow, cuckbot, hue, etc. it extends to everyone, not just nameable people. every post is either indulging ones mental illness or being cynical to the point of being counter productive, creating two sides of a coin which is non-native to this general but which in both cases feels its the successor or has a right to exist; so this general's culture has turned into a meme of itself and its beyond correction because the people who understand what this thing was are not abundant enough to change the common understanding, and even if they were, both demographics already described are selfishly interested in being the way they are and cant be changed.
you have to have a soul to believe you can make it against all odds. the spirit of homosexual love is enduring and hopeful unto itself. this general offered men who had no earthly hope of being happy an opportunity to rest and regain hope by talking with like minded men, it was always meant to be a refuge in a world where none of us belong. but when every post is deliberate cancer, the refuge becomes hostile; and so the thread loses its purpose- its just a canvas for the selfish to project and the cynical to hate on them for it. neither demographic of people who writhe in this pit are interested in being generative to foster the conditions that made this place successful to begin with. so what is there for anyone?
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Should I start excessively storyposting again? Maybe I can get people in here to laugh at my pathetic fat neet life.
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I'm no mortal man. Maybe I'm just another nigga.
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the fat neet is fresh and clean my finger is freshly bandaged and holy fuck its been two weeks why haven't the stitches dissolved yet, this is annoying.
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if you got into something at this point in the trend graph, have you beaten the trend? the previous point in the graph that has a dip was only 1 month before. so this point on the graph is ostensibly only 1 month into almost any search increase. would you consider this early?
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>>84438704
Because all the faggots are on >>>/lgbt/, the faggot containment board.

Stop polluting this board with this bullshit general and go there like all the rest
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I jerked it to AI porn again
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I dont jerk off to AI porn but I do ask Grok to roleplay as my biological son who is also my bofriend/slave
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>>84439325
>when every post is deliberate cancer
the coal >>84440320 keeps being shoveled like clockwork
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>>84439325
it feels like all the good people have either gone underground or offline or if they're still online they're trapped in an AI propaganda swarm that's driving them mad even as they continue struggling to evacuate the remaining human survivors.
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>>84440335
so post something good faggot
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The pedophile cat is cute
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>>84437311
starcraft 1; the gameplay and graphics and sound do it for me
plot, too
>>84439262
its ropefuel
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I like EU4 a lot but my single core processing speed is kinda shit so the game runs very poorly
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>>84441078
I'm also not gay im just really stoned and dont know why I'm replying here
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>>84440369
its hard to say much about where things are explicitly better or normal, since thats so relative and personal. i think there are cultural and demographic shifts involved, some of which just mean its impossible to achieve 'normalcy' by a previous standard. time changes people, and people who once embodied what you saw as normal are now someone you would consider a freak. so the mythical 'normal' people may not exist now. i remember years ago trying to track down what happened to WT Snacks (og well known tranitor) and he was just a fucking bum.
with that being said, i personally think youre more likely to experience a sincere interaction with another human being anywhere else, even something as lowly as 8moe b or sharty pol, which somehow manage to have better posters than you can secure hardly anywhere on this website. the moderation of this website is counter productive. in this general alone serial filter evaders (meow) avatarfags (brad) trolls outside b (cuckbot, hue) are impossible rules to enforce, despite those rules being the highest priority aside from global rules. before moot left he began a policy of silent moderation, which stood in stark contrast to the previous policy of often putting "user was banned for this post" in red text on posts, or custom messages calling the poster a faggot or whatever; i assume moot had a good reason for implementing this policy, but i think its eventually led to a team of jannies who have no stewardship for this site and as a result posters here see the site as little else than a vile dumping ground. they allowed saar importation, and its impossible to fix a dump (without institutional support) so normal posters give what they receive. a cycle of shit in perpetual motion
places previously mentioned have more active jannies, who clean it the fuck up, and theyre more niche, so the shit cycle isnt as prevalent, and when it happens it gets cleaned/ isnt as incentivised
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>effort posting in the gay
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I've gotten addicted to saying the word "girl". Girl stop. Girl be serious. Girl you're so smart. It's over. Now I'm truly gay
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My salmon presentation went super well wowzers

>Tfw no bf to praise me and cuddle me as a reward
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>>84438704
>>84439325
coloradoanon left im not joking its because coloradoanon left
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>tfw no bf who is exact same age as me
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>tfw no twin bf who looks exactly like me and shares my birthday
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Hey everyone I just wanted to share that I drained my balls in a cute boy's mouth. You can tell me I have to leave now I understand.
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vid of my bf playing mc (you can hear me in the back)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTgx7ErGFTE
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I need a flip bf ASAP
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>>84441821
What the flip D:
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>>84437311
You would all be happier as corpses.
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goodnight all my gay nigge
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Should I stop posting yay would that fox the thread
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>>84442359
No? What a dumb question
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>>84442375
Why not yay
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>>84442378
Because you're an icon and should post more, even if I don't see much meaning in where bf awwww posting
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fuck me in the ass
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No one will fuck me in the ass and that's my problem.
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>>84443257
how about you transition and then we just give each other blowjobs forever?
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recently lost weight and improved my cardio a lot and my erections grew at least an inch in girth and length and they're all rock hard throbbers now so i'm a little worried that it actually wouldn't fit in your ass or that if it did you may be injured or extremely uncomfortable during penetration because it was already a little bit too big before and took a lot of stretching to enter and now it's even a lot bigger than that... no i won't show you, i already whacked off today and my son is resting.
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I'm going to transition at 31!
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>>84443500
twink death is just trans birth nowadays
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>>84443548
what does trans death turn into?
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>tfw you see a cat in the distance and talk to it and the cat runs towards you >~<
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>>84443583

here kitty, want to join the 7 and put me back up to 8?

Just kidding, I know that's why too many cats.
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>>84443578
milfhon birth, then gilfgigahon birth, then true death... :/
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my brain is fucking rotting and decaying i Need a job i need a hobby i NEED to earn money. fuck My nigga life
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>>84443669
You had a job one week ago james
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>>84441390
Who the fuck is Colton? I just like Michael Dawson from JA2.
>>84443669
I love this video
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Dad asks me to help him take the blades off his lawnmower this morning so he can change them. I was in the middle of cooking lunch but had about 20 minutes to go so I agreed. I grabbed a bottle of silicon spray lube and a breaker bar and went down to the basement. There's a bolt in the center of the blade that holds it on and it was stuck. All I had to do was put the socket on and pop it off. If it was too tight, give it a little spray and let it soak for a few minutes. Extremely quick and easy job.

Dad gets down on the floor and lays in the way. What is he doing? He picks up a monkey wrench and wiggles around to grab a pipe. His plan is to put the wrench on the bolt and the pipe on the wrench and jam a stick in the blades to keep them from turning, but he doesn't have enough hands. This seems really stupid and it obviously won't work. No wonder he needs help. The wrench can't even grab the bolt. He's just fumbling around and stripping it more and more. I try to suggest using the socket wrench. He says no. Keeps fumbling and wriggling around on the floor. It's not working. I pull on the pipe for him. The wrench slips off. Fumbling. Try again. Again. Not working. I try to tell him. This is obviously not the right way to take off the bolt. That's why it's not working. It will come off very easily if you just use the socket and the long wrench. He keeps wriggling around in the dirt and fumbling and hurting his hands. He squeezes the wrench harder. My lunch upstairs is burning.

This kind of behavior is EXTREMELY typical of him. He doesn't know what he's doing and always needs help, but he absolutely insists on doing it in the most difficult way possible. How the hell do I deal with this guy? He's such a nightmare, honestly. I don't mind helping, I'm very capable and the tasks he needs are way easier for me than for him. He just won't get out of the fucking way and let me do it. Do I tell him, listen, I'll do things FOR you but I'm not gonna do it WITH you any more?
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anyone itt plays limbus company?

>>84444098
I think I get your suffering anon. My dad is the same way when I try to help him with electronic stuff (he's also a huge politics nerd who can't lift a hammer to save his life) and my uncle is exactly like your dad. He once made us fill our 20 bbl water tank with.... 10L gallons. Sadly I was too young to whack him like I should've
The only solution I found is to let them make their mess and lay in it. Help if possible, but don't try to be proactive because you regret it 100%
OR do, idk, I'm not your mom
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>>84443828
Not for a couple of months now.. I quit! also who the hell is James?
>>84443831
lambs are truly the best
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ordered a body pillow
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farting rn while watching euphoria
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should not have ate so many cloves of garlic today, at least 3 of them and knuckle sized too
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home cooked burgers but no sides, even hash browns. At least it isn't fast food I guess.
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>>84437311
XCOM 1 is a banger
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>>84445892
The OG 90s game and not the nucom 1, right?
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>>84446350
I mean nucom 1. OG is great for memes though.
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Okay so my best friend drunkenly kissed up my neck while we were at the club. Kind of would have let him continue but he has a gf and I really didn't want things to get weird. Hate that I liked it and hate that I pushed him off me.
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>>84446549
I played it a lot on school computers back in the day
I would play the Halo Demo, download GTA 2 from rockstars website, and play X-COM
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>>84444098
>>84444525
As a bottom my simple bottom brain cannot understand any of this
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>tfw no bf to fondle
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>>84438704
it's because I'm not posting as much as I used to unironically. You often ignored me so fuck that, I'll go back reading gay fanfics pretending to live them in 1st person
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>tfw no Nakamura bf simping over me awkardly
i love awkard dudes too much, it hurts I was the only awkard dude I ever met in my life..
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>>84448586
Simp bfs are highly underrated but I mean simp bf who adores you not a bf who simps for everyone becaue that's completely different
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>>84444098
You forgot to mention your dad is a card carrying member of the nazi party
>>84446748
He made it weird the moment he did that but good for you for having morals unlike him
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>>84448669
You say, nonnie? I don't even care that much if he simps for me 24/7 actually kek, that'd be too vain of me, but the fact that a guy is getting anxious about finding ways to talk and love me and I'm in his thoughts most of the time makes my heart melt, like wdym you like me that much you don't know how to tell me? KISS ME ALREADY. Of course, he'd be all over my head for most of the time as well, I will likely become obsessed actually lol

>who simps for everyone becaue that's completely different
of course not! I can understand horniness to some level, but actual love should be pure and loyal, unique
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>>84443578
>>84443548
Trans Birth turns into Bridge Death relatively fast :3
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>>84446549
The OG is wayyyy better in my opinion. Nucom isn't bad per se, but the AP/TU system is far more interesting. I think X-Com Apocalypse and JA2 is a better upgrade to the formula than firaxis ever made
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>>84448823
this one was just evil
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>>84448830
Nigga you is doing math in that post shut the fuggin up with them terms
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>>84448839
YWNBAW. Stop trying to corrupt beautiful femboys into your drug cult.
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>tfw no bf to helicopter on my face
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>tfw no 4chan bf who isn't a known lolcow namefag
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>YWNBAW
ofc, I'm a gay guy! Just not the sociopath kind
>>84448856
>femboys
>beautiful
meh
you're just bi, anon. Find an actual woman
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My ideal top would be a feminine boy in late 20s or early 30s
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>>84448885
Oh thank god. I was hoping there weren't any trannies in our midst. Your views on gender are abhorrent but at least you're one of us.
Sorry bro, false alarm. Salud.
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>>84448908
>Your views on gender are abhorrent
yours are. Gender disphoria is a real thing and it sucks.
hate on the straights, on the homophobes, not on people that are way more persecuted and hated on than we already are. After the tranny hatred will be appeased, we're next
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>>84448908
Meow I'm trans yay where bf yay
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>>84448908
>Your views on race are abhorrent
yours are. Race disphoria is a real thing and it sucks.
hate on the straights, on the homophobes, not on people that are way more persecuted and hated on than we already are. After the racechange hatred will be appeased, we're next
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>>84448908
>Your views on species are abhorrent
yours are. Species disphoria is a real thing and it sucks. I feel like a squirrel and I'm not mentally ill validate me senpai.
hate on the straights, on the homophobes, not on people that are way more persecuted and hated on than we already are. After the squirrelhatred will be appeased, we're next
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I mean
>a thirworlder wanting to act withe
I can't see how this could be considered a bad thing
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would you date a trans racial white mexican boy?
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>>84448936
When did I mention race? I'm saying men can't be women and the idea that we gays have to accept this is stupid. Trans isn't a real thing and is purely a mental illness, there's a reason people kill themselves over it, because deep down you know you'll never be what you think you are. This isn't about race whatsoever and that's nowhere near comparable. Encouraging young men to twist themselves into drug-addicted eunuchs is 100% evil
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>tfw no bf to thank me after I cum all over his face
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>>84448936
I now realize this is a joke, I may be autistic
sorry
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>>84448958
You tell them y boyy you tell em yeehaw
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>>84448958
>Encouraging young men to twist themselves into drug-addicted eunuchs is 100% evil
telling supposedly ill people to off themselves instead of guiding them out of their mental illness is also very evil
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When our mot-her and fat-her gave me their problems, I accepted them all
>>84448929
This but unironically
>>84448945
This but unironically
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I just want to play games with my bf and hug him and kiss his cheeks and not have sex is this so hard to get?
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>>84448964
True, true, I would never say that to someone's face, but if they follow your path they'll be doing it slowly and will eventually do it anyways, catch 22 o algo
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>>84448972
yes that's hard to understand
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Yes I'm literally shadow the hog, how can you tell?
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My mind wants to go but my body remains unmoved
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>>84448974
>your path
I still have some doubts about the treatment of gender dysphoria as well, I'm not for "transition no matter what" because we still know so little about it and it depends on societal norms as well. However, I will never hurt another innocent human being who's suffering from a condition and I will try to understand them, expecially when said category fought our same battles for years. We shouldn't hate on each other, we have so much hatred outside our community already
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>>84449011
Honestly man you're right, I don't actually care about them that much. I'm mostly opposed to it, but you make a good point. I still don't see why they have to come in our spaces though. Have a good one lad
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>>84449033
I can see why gay men only spaces would be more comfy, I share your sentiment even if I do not mind trand guys joining. We can have separate spaces and date within them but still not hate on each other and share mutual respect and battles. I don't think I changed your mind at all, it will take time for that, just consider that you're talking to another person that knows hateful prejudice just as much as you do before saying anything hurtful
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>>84449073
Nah, I still disagree with their ideology wholeheartedly and the idea of it repulses me, but hating on all of them isn't right. I'm not changing my mind on that one.

At the end of the day it's 4chan dude, telling people to end their lives is standard here. No need to get your panties in a bunch.
I still don't think "we" have that much in common with them at all, and it is disingenous to argue so, but you have some decent points.
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I don't hate transexuals but what if the bf I love tells me that he wants to transition into a gf? I don't want a gf, I want a bf
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random anxiety attack day, how nice, thank you brain.
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>>84448687
I wish things were different. Me and his gf joked about it later that night. Now that I think about it she and I been joking about other gay shit he done for a while now. Stupid question but is it possible to only have "romantic feelings" towards one dude?
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>21
>virgin
should i just install grindr and get railed
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>21
>virgin
amateur



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