So I made this crappy comic and posted it here like a decade ago.Now one of yous made some kind of weird website about it and you seemingly want to make a gay memecoin or crypto out of it???I don't care about that so much, it's an abandoned project.I just want you to know, word of author, that the cat killing anal rapist is not the good guy.Just, probably not going to reach you, but Green is a piece of shit.
For context, I'll include these.Do the zoomer robots say "normie"? They probably skibidibidon't
It's 2026, and nobody fucks, nobody has friends. I feel like r9k really belongs in the 2010s.
Who could've guessed how close the robot life would come to status quo.
In my day, normies would wear an onion on their belt, which was the style at the time.
Probably most of the userbase from a decade back is dead or trooned by now
Content warning:fat lady
Content warning: poorfag
Before my pubes turned grey, back in the mesopotamian era, an autism spectrum diagnosis was called "ass burger's" and as opposed to being a hook for a girl's onlyfans, it was seen as a bad thing.
>>84437535Wait, what? You're the normies guy? >Now one of yous made some kind of weird website about it and you seemingly want to make a gay memecoin or crypto out of it???What's all this about? The only website I know is the one on ComicFury with all the comics on it.
If I'd waited ten years, I could have made these with ai fruit
>>84437535Black and red are the only characters, everything else is just gay fantasy and larpBy the way Red probably doesn't succumb to any illness or has any quibbles with the people around him, he's going to be well liked for the remainder of his life and die happy in an expensive hospital bed surrounded by loved ones >>84437743I zoned out before the cuckoldry arc even began
>>84437741Somebody bought a .fun domain, a verified x account, and is trying to do some kind of $normies thing to it.
>>84437535no, "being yourself" doesn't work if you have a piece of shit personality. you and college normies are both wrong. get over yourself OP, and stop complaining about this shit if you do literally nothing to maintain connections with people
I fucking love this thread so much. These stickman are awesome.
>>84437767Crazy. I didn't think the series was even popular enough to warrant cryptofags trying to make something out of it. They're not even really marketable, are they? They're just stick figures. Anyway, since you're here now, I gotta ask - why'd you stop? I imagine it's just something like "didn't care that much anymore", but I wanna hear it from you. Was there anything in the story you had planned but never got around to writing?
>>84437762Yeah, Red definitely leads a long and successful life and bar for his ex wife, is adored by dozens with a thriving family.And who even knows if his final moments are a truthful view of his life or an affectation of the "feeling of doom" that commonly hits palliative patients.What's not up for interpretation is that Green is an ass rapist- and that's bad.
did you also make this
>>84437846I started spitting out kids, which changed the way my mind works and meant that spare time went from hours to minutes.
>>84437850So Purple was supposed to die after a mafia drive-by meant for his boss ends up blowing the top of his head off, most of his upper middle class lifestyle was rented out, Betty gets poor and gets fat again, dies fat.
>>84437868what is going on in that comic, I get that it is someone's mundane life but is he jerking off in every other frame
>>84437868>KidsOh, shit! I'm happy for you. Probably for the best, sounds like you're in a far better headspace and life. Most of your comics were in 2019 and the last one was in 2022 (based on ComicFury), so I'm guessing sometime in-between you got less.....well, I don't know what I'd describe it, but the headspace you were in to create these comics. I love normies, but it definitely appeals to a certain audience that probably resonates with black the most. I imagine you were probably the same.
>>84437899Yeah, that's his day, he runs, he jerks off, he works x repeat
And Green's death was gonna be a posthumous thing where his grandkids are going through storage and then they find his box of gay porno and the fucking death mask that an intern stole from Orange's trailer. They burn everything they can and swear to never speak of it again.
>>84437632Very nice, food for thought. Also, nice detailed boobas.
>>84437868I am 100% dead serious when I say this: This might be the most sad thing I have ever read in my fucking life. I am not joking. I am not exaggerating. It took a moment for it to hit me, but holy shit.
I had a half formed plot about Black trying to hire a prostitute, fumbling that, then helping her with her shitty trailer for a few months, making a friend instead.I didn't have much of a hook for that one.
Betty's so fat.
>>84438020>>84438053>>84438097this is ass just draw orange and green fucking again, orange was happy with tomboy wife and you just took it away for some gay ptsd moment
>>84438141She probably should have warned him.
>>84438020it's good that he runs, also what are your thoughts on mspaint relationships
>>84437868>spoilerhow's life now?
>>84438170I just found an ancient mspaint relationships archivehttps://dn721606.ca.archive.org/0/items/smackjeeves-35824/35824/index.html#0
>>84438214How is Emily playing wow on a cactus?
Much better than I'd have expected, a lot of the bizarre self-cannibalizing insane bits of my brain are just off, like I don't randomly get visited by "here's the worst possible thing that could happen in full graphic detail" multiple times a day. [Spoiler] kids are good, they seem like they're going to be normal.[/spoiler]
>>84438214I remember cool dude, classic proto-Chad.
I wanted to eventually nail down everybody's death.
>>84438335What do you think the final chapter would've been?
>>84438353Black's death, but I never really nailed it down, probably not super old but not as early as middle aged- I'd thought that Purple would go first in early 50s
>>84438232>kids are good, they seem like they're going to be normal.>creates Normies>creates normiespoetic
The initial perspective is supposed to be from Black and end with Black.
>>84437535It's funny because black is a nigger
>>84438374>Black's deathRealistically? He just died of natural causes. Probably has a few regrets, but not as many as Red did. Maybe he finds a cute girl (Pink?) and has a family. The most abnormal one at the start leaves behind the most "normal" life.
Best thread I've seen all month, maybe even so far this year. This is the kind of stuff I keep coming to this godforsaken board for. Keep up the good work, OP.
>>84438489I know, right? Real genuine soulful shit like this makes dealing with all the spamposts, simpbait, porn and 'jeet posting worth it. Maybe. Kind of? I think?
do you know the ironpill? it is another old comic
I don't really remember what these were about, I'll just post them
>>84438489>>84438501You already know these niggers are just paying lip service and didn't actually read any of the comics
I'm astonished by how good artists some anons can be and how creative they are, everyone has a rich inner life that is rarely shared, it is kind of tragicI think everyone should express themselves in some way before they die
I realize now this one is more /pol/ than /r9k/, but I'll finish posting them
gosh there are 5 more, but I guess solving captchas is easier than drawing them and this anon I presume expected nothing in return
4, something to do with "african americans", uh oh
3is fat acceptance still a thing, or are normies able to at least tacitly accept that being fat is unhealthy
2I guess this was the precursor to the hyperborea meme
1we call SJWs woke now, this shit has been going on a long time
I also have r9k the comic, maybe OP drew this one, idk>Error: Image resolution is too large.I had to rearrange the frames
>>84438537Black starts running, gets a job and "improves" his life, only for shit to remain dull. Nothing happens to him.Red dies in some sort of state of regret for living a soulless normie life while cursing out his grandson thinking he is black.Green's a fag and also missing an eye. Married a dyke as well. He tried selling orange's shit recently after he got famous but then bashed his girl's head with a lamp due to trauma from green fingering him.Lime didn't mean ill by borrowing black's gameboy and was gonna return it, and did- but black's mom bitch out and this sent him on a path to where he got taken from his poor alcoholic mother and ended up becoming a chad fitness trainer dude, only to get killed by purple's boss' goons as a "favour" from purple's boss for purple's good work because Lime fucked purple's wife.Fuck you, faggot.
this one is worth a read
>>84438569Ozempic nuked fat acceptance off the face of the planet.
>>84438489This is literally decades old recombinant posting.It's too bad my old hard drive kicked the bucket, I wonder if the kids would be amused by my 2011 mannequin head prank.
>>84437868Jesus fucking christ this comic felt like a brick to the head
>>84438902Too much reality? I feel the same.
>>84438682LSD comic, do people still do LSD in the current year, I feel like a time traveler
I edited this matsubayashi comic with captions to make it wholesome, found it in the same archive folder
join the cult of cthulhu
origin of pepe, "feels good man" has fallen by the wayside as a meme but the beloved frog remains
random comic generator, we have AI now of course
>>84438537They're not worth reading desu
dolan the duck, also a dead meme
a calvin comic, must have saved it for a reason>>84438537>>84439072probably because as normies you can't relate
roll for your gf, you don't see these threads anymore
do i roll? i got the aspie gf last time and that sounds pretty good....if i roll again, i don't think i'll get another good one, and i'm pretty sure it's always the last roll that counts ....does it count as a roll if i don't tag the post? i'm pretty sure it doesn't
i remember reading your comic a while ago posted on here and then finding it on comicfury or something years later because it was stuck in my memory. i recall it kind of losing potency the more you added but it was a decent concept >>84438501>>84438489something about these posts feels incredibly lame in a way that i can't articulate right now without spiralling
>>84439378It did shift from my initial mission, which was to say to the envious neet that the hypersocial eat each other alive, the characters kind of ran off with the plot and I got too bogged down in a snowballing of detail.Really the core statement there is made in Red dying mad, Purple being a gimp, and Green being the real fag all along., the rest is just me playing with paper dollies.
>>84439430>It did shift from my initial mission, which was to say to the envious neet that the hypersocial eat each other aliveit helped me a little bit when i was younger and still in college. thanks, anon. i really appreciate this story
