The nostalgic edish2000s and 2010s feels tributebergGood lads: welcomeSeething seethers: jog onMongboys: inevitableGimmicks: rest day
First for rlad Sean from Sunderland.
Slept 7 hours straight without waking up during night it lush
>>84447459Corr nice de lad. Me? I always wake up a million times
Might venture out for Pepsi
>>84447469Don't drink the liquid sugar jew
Maybe time for a burger van breakfast methinks x
No Sugar May for me. It the devil.
Me? I guess the captchas and am wrong most times to be fair.
>>84447511i only have to solve one and its piss easy, takes me literally 1 second
>>84447511Win some lose some innit de lad
>>84447517>takes me 1 second
>>84447525Yeah I am not very clever actually
>>84447552Nothing wrong with that imo we can't all be einsteins
Eggs on toast or burger van brekkiebergs?
>>84447564I do feel a bit stoopid here though there is not as much bullying as I used to get
Paid me credit card bill I have corrrr1800GBP and zero interestNo fees for me so far this year
Might get a hair cut later today
>Catberg just puked and it smells rank.>Mumberg fussing.>Dadberg cross.>Sisberg in her phone constantly.It not lush.
Off to /k/ for a wankington.
Bacon bappington and a Pepsi it shall be
Why do you 4 or 5 unfunny boring wankers need 3 threads?
>>84447666One is nearly done (90 percent), other is a troll thread (ignored), this one is new thread. Pipe down, please.
>>84447698You should finish the old thread before you start a new one.
>>84447755Tell me you've never bought two pies without telling me you've never bought two pies.
>>84447818Well i havent desu
>>84447831Well, you should try it. You can feast your way through the first one then when you get to near the end of it you can leave the bits you don't like and still hungry, dive headfirst into munching the next one.It's a lifehack.
thinking about Sean's return
>>84447859I don't really like sweet food
Enjoy work you fucking wageslave subhumans
>>84448014What are your plans for today, lad?
>>84448015going to play need for speed on the computer. might go bowling with the gf
>>84448041>might go bowling
Makes me feel like a piece of shit to acknowledge that the only thing I want in my life is time away from my kid. I do everything I can to maximise time away and minimise time spent having to take care of her. I love her, very dearly, but I am just burnt out 24/7. I live my life for the moments her grandparents can take her for even a few days at a time.
>>84448015Wankin
>>84448070Not this dumb gimmick again for the love of god
the storage heaters in my flat have stopped working. it's freezing.
Remember having to wait in a queue to generate cooltext and flamingtext.
>>84448211its almost may, no big deal
>>84448242i think this soothing blue will calm down the seethers. it'll all look great on the Feel Street Church noticeboard.your radical animated flames might HEAT UP the seethers.
Must be a few hours to go for her breakfast shift. Hopefully she doesn't have any panic attacks.
Imagine living in a flat and you can smell weed and cigarettes all the time.
>>84448264This looks like WordArt for me. Always used to be on the school boards.
>>84448287Your current situation? Grim af
>>84448254true. shivering away here atm but it'll quickly become a non-problem.any sparkies in? (not the frog kind.)checked the fuse box, all circuits are go. British Gas DID just switch me to their standard tariff for not paying my direct debit, but that still includes Economy 7/night rates.these heaters are meant to fill up overnight when it's on the night rate, instead they are doing nothing. there's a light on the plug for each one but it no longer lights up.so a larger worry is i'm (somehow) not actually being switched to night rate electric any more. i did miss two direct debit payments and a British Gas van was skulking around a couple of days ago. meter downstairs LOOKS the same thankfully. i can check the night readings tomorrow + listen for whether the fuse box clunks at midnight.pain in the neck, this. hope you lads keep warm today x
>>84448298I live with mum in a house. I fear having to move into a flat with antisocial dossers and smokers damaging my health.
Can't believe turkish lass was 19 and sweetz now she's like 26 and a bitch.
Messing with the router firewall so mum will go outside hopefully.
>>84448287>>84448318imagine living in a flat where the problems go from usual flatshare shenanigans like "right who stole my chicken breasts?" and "can you wipe down the kitchen once you're done FOR FUCK'S SAKE???"tosat there in your room with the interior door locked too scared to go out for a piss because the room next to you has turned into a smack den and the lad's family thinks he can do no wrong even when his cousin beat up a lass in broad daylight he's just a bit troubled and anyway they all have knives for their own protection so there you are sit in your room looking for something to wee in while you drink a bottle of wine to work up the courage to leave knowing full well they might just dive into your room and find shit to steal like how they stole your flatmate's Xbox to sell for heroinalso, heroin smokers do not realise how much it stinks. i don't mean the nice/petrol smell of fresh heroin, i mean once it's permeated every wall of your bathroom/corridors. makes stale fag smoke smell like roses.
>>84448342You reckon she does anal with her bf?
The regular nonces have been awfully quiet lately...
Imagine applying for a job. Waste of time.https://www.theguardian.com/money/2026/apr/28/uk-has-wealthy-europes-third-highest-rate-of-18-to-24-year-olds-not-in-work-or-study
Could do with a seaside update desu
>>84448380Please don't go on about that. Her boyfriend is a muslim immigrant and that pisses me off. Creep.
Shy white girls too intimidated by white lads so get taken advantage by Allah worshipers. Sad.
>>84448389>flood the labour market>devalue degrees>mandate higher wage floors>make benefits more charitable>WE JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING WHY ARE YOUNG PEOPLE NOT IN WORK WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?!
>>84447755We have a transitional period. Pipe down.
>>84448404Right but I'm not getting at the specifics of her relationship, I just reckon she probably has anal sex every now and then, no?
It comfy ladsIt WELL comfy
Really feel like I've accomplished something since being able to find a working download for an old porn scene that looked to be lost.
>>84448438Geez what a life
>>84448429haha glad this wasn't just me.mad these sites are still up in some form.
>>84446272I have serious doubts about the virginity status of all those women and all of those men except the mong on the far right.
>>84448404Bit xenophobic m8Love to see it
>>84448303What you need to do lad is take the big fuse out the meter, then unscrew the two middle wires, tape them together and pop the fuse back in. They don't want you to know this but electricity is free.
>>84448380Brown cock in a pale white girl. Imagine a lubed up arsehole being gently reamed by a man who shouts ALLAHU AKBAR when he shoots his mucky seed into her primo holes.
>>84448387One was banned for 30 days, I believe. The other hapless goons are awaiting instructions from their leader.
>>84448472I am far too old to be here, been on 4chan since 2006. I am aware that I have been here longer than some of you have been alive.
>>84447582Did you decide on this or no?
>>84447616Completed bacon and sosij bappington with a refreshing canberg of Pepsi
>>84447666Why do you even care? Did another tranny thread get knocked off the end of the board before you could archive it? Tedious.
>>84448504i'll give it a go, but i just want you to know i ANTICIPATED trickery.
>>84447818Love me a double pie meal ngl
I AM SOFOCATEING
>>84448517Decided against it thanks for asking
Need to go shopping but cant be arsed
Thoughts on women with tattoos?
>>84448531Have it delivered, lad
>>84448512nah lad you'll fit right in. i first started properly coming here in 2007 (/b/ obvs, as a teenager). there's a lot of standard 4chan stuff to complain about, but the scarier thing is what younger users have now just grown up with. e.g. they don't view internet content as free. teenagers spent hundreds of hours making Flash cartoons for Newgrounds, they didn't throw in ads or ask for money. now the internet is 'work', it's a 'job', you're entitled to money. lol wut.also, if you get banned from a forum called Twitter, that's actually a violation of your free speech (????)
>>84448539Hot. Especially tatted pornstars
>>84448555>Especially tatted pornstarsFavourite one?
A white woman and a black man
>>84448539don't quite get the obsession with despising it, more than the actual dislike for them.i'm not anti-tattoo but i think it should 1. look good, and 2. mean something. if a Navy tattoo fades or the guy lose/gain weight, it still has a story behind it. getting a sleeve of tribal shapes or star charts means nothing, it'll look 'off-model', and darker colours will go that weird shade of blue.my zoomer flatmate got a forearm tattoo of 'cool Lisa' from The Simpsons because it was a meme.
Do your parents have any tattoos?
>>84448564Bonnie Rotten before she retired.
You know what I hate lads? When I wage all month and then payday comes along and I get 2688 quid deposited into my account but all the bills are set to come out on the same day as well and instantly I am down to 209 quid that's actually mine until next month. Holy fucking shit something needs to give, literally people on benefits in social housing have more disposable income than me. Fucking insane, get me out of this hellhole.
>>84448564Charlotte Sartre cooorrrrr
dying in squalid conditions in a soiled nappy
>>84448683You could say that Sean has a better life than you.
>>84448683how the hell are you're bills so high?
Cant think of any pornstars without tats. Grim
>>84448701Literally nearly all of the early blacked stars. One of the major criteria they had for scouting was no tattoos or nothing visible (a tiny mark behind the ear would be fine, for example).
Jewish lads be like if you don't worship the anti christ you're reddit
>>84448697Because I live here lad.>>84448695In the pure monetary effort-to-payout sense almost certainly so. In everything else, not even close (I don't wear nappies and my dick works).
Cant think of any pornstars period
>>84448721Dreadful that lad. What's the point of being in London if you can't afford to do anything?50 quid a week is no life.
>>84448721>my dick worksproof? haha
>>84448783Yeah, have been trying to move but it's fucking impossible. The combination of job + area + housing that would be needed to make it worth it are fucking impossible to find in this shithole country.>>84448795On your bike.
>>84447579get in there de lad. have you heard of stoozing? been doing it on a few 0% interest credit cards and that free money is lush
>>84448721are you factoring in travel, food shopping etc into those bills? I live in basically the same area and earn roughly the same but have far more to play with after bills but I'm not factoring in the above, just things like rent/leccie/water etc.
Welper loyalists sparked out and cowering x
Phwoar gotten up haven't iX
>>84448812It's tough like. Last time I moved I had a remote job so it was pretty easy. Trying to sync up work with a house move is horrid.
Seanderland
The anal beast of Newcastle
>>84448887Travel yes food mostly. I pay my travelcard monthly because I literally haven't been able to accumulate the money to drop on an annual one in one go. Food I have a set grocery list that I buy monthly, but that's the basics that I need for a month of single adult low-effort meals. Anything fancy or meals out/takeaways come out of my net take home of 200ish quid.Everything has just got more expensive. Housing, council tax, water, energy, phone + internet (even after switching ISP it's still insane for the meagre connection you get), food too. Plus little other costs like insurance for a few things and pension contributions, it all ends up with no money left for you the individual at the end of the day, everything is earmarked for something. I hate living like this, it's barely scraping above subsistence. It didn't used to be like this.
The beast of noncerland
>>84449060But I live in Witney...
The cat abuser from Banbury
miss Yanklass
oh aye we got that overdraft back.although, this being the second time British Gas couldn't take out a direct debit, i have been reverted to their non-direct-debt tariff. next move WOULD be to apply for their scheme where they just write off your debts, but they STOPPED THAT LAST MONTH! /britfeel/, why didn't you tell me? ;_;Mr >>84448504 may be joking, but this was a legitimate way to get electricity for free. just tell them you can't pay 2,000 quid of energy bills because you're unemployed, then you just don't have to pay it. the only 'catch' is you can only do it once every two years....or at least that WAS how it worked, until 29 days ago ;_;
>>84449125I wasn't joking. Just don't let the meter readers in and you're alright
He shags cats??
>>84449110Women don't post here, lad. It's a regular posing as one 99% of the time.
>>84449152Wouldn't be surprised if he does desu, proper wrong'un imo
>>84449136i will admit, i had the heating on over this last autumn/winter. in previous years i committed for as long as possible sat in a duvet or wool coat throughout October/November until it become genuinely unbearable in later November/December.(country was in a different place 2021-2024)haven't submitted a reading. my thinking was i'd submit it in summer when the rates are lower (relatively speaking). no proof i WASN'T using all that electricity in June, is there? heh.so it's on me for letting them estimate it prior to me using heating, and my variable tariff is actually cheaper per unit rate than the others (which is really weird). but this is 230 quid they've estimated, the reality could be 23 quid, it could be 2,300 quid, the actual amount does not matter when you're skint.
Where are you lollers mate? Curious to know how my oomfie get on with DS haskell.
>>84449195Still chuckle that beanboy is in these pics, he looks right gormless in them lol
Looks like the IRA are back to their old tricks lmao, two car bombs in as many months. New troubles inbound oh aye x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLiGA_wrNp0Oh aye Doja, I would gladly go to town :P
>>84449354Brown, American, 30y/o used traphouse whore. You're grim mate.
Hearing on the grapevine C4 are almost done with a doccy on british involvement (boards) on 4chan. We're finished, aren't we.
>>84449366She's cute, what else is there to say? Also she's got a crackin arse on her.
Declaring this before this hipsters hear of it and it's everywhere, but more pricey than it should be. Mexican cola is quite nice. There I said it, now it will become unfeasibley popular.
>>84449429Yucky slag
>>84449431Cunt. I've been drinking this years. Fuck you.
>>84448548I actually agree with that, because platforms like twitter have gotten so big, they can't really be treated like inconsequential web forums anymore. Being banned from twitter is like being banned from going outside and talking to people.
>>84449474Strange you only mention it now.
>>84449497Right... so you think people *checks notes* should be talking about every drink they've ever consumed, and they specifically should talk about it ITT?No mate, it's called gatekeeping for a reason. Enjoy it while it's cheap I suppose. :D
>>84448539Signalling "I'm interesting and quirky" when you actually aren't.I do kinda like arthoes though. As long as you steer clear of ever talking politics with them.
>>84449496Well it takes about 30 seconds to make a new twitter account so I'm not sure I agree.
>>84449507>Right... so you think people *checks notes* should be talking about every drink they've ever consumedDas right.
>>84449431>>84449474Cunts, I have been drinking this for decades, try Italian cola
>>84449535Bugger off hipster, we're full. I heard pepsi are bringing out a dubai version, pistachio flavoured, you need to stick to your own brand.
Jarritos orange is fkn lovely too
>>84449544>a dubai versionNever understood the hype. I used to get these wafer rolls filled with pistachio cream for a long time before the duabi slop era. Funnily enough the cunts put the price up after that.
>>84449544Were you in Mexico 95 too?No
Coca Cola cherry float but not the shit diet stuff
>>84449561I was in Mexico 94, before it came popular.
>>84449509>it takes about 30 seconds to make a new twitter accounti actively tried because they have one of the more obnoxious login-walls. you scroll for a bit, it asks you to sign in. so i made an account, it worked for a few minutes, then it declared me suspicious and asked me to provide a phone number. i'm guessing it also asks for ID to view NSFW shit?maybe it's different when you have a built-up online 'profile' and you just link your A account to your B account and it's all in good standing. but i honestly have no idea how people put up with this shit. needing an account (email address, username, password) just to VIEW a website was considered excessive 20 years ago. now we're on all this shite...?
>>84449555Cannolis
Idle Hands in Dunlop Ayrshire sell all the pretentious stuff at pretentious pricesMolecola
>>84449584>Dunslop
another Jarritos fan here. i have expressed my disappointment when the local Mexican takeaway was OUT OF Jarritos, in this very thread.i don't even know what a 'guava' is, i just know what i like.
>>84449568Ok Juan
>>84449567Had the zero sugar stuff recently it was absolutely fucking shite you could hardly taste anything.
>>84449592We shouldn't be fighting between ourselves, this is what the hipsters want, then they'll come in and buy all our cola.
My NEET gf (we live together) drinks every day. How do I tackle this?
>>84449601Zero sugar stuff is always shit and worse for you
>>84449609Shag her so much and so often she forgets to drink
>>84449609Baby oil and a bottle of poppers
Anyone fancy a blowjob?
>>84449609Is this my bf writing about meHave you tried offering sexxo if she's sober but not drunk because she's sexier soberIf my bf said that it'd fuck me up
>>84449570It has been a while since I tried desuIf it's meant to be an anti-bot measure then it's not working
>>84449608Seems sensible
>>84449649I fancy females. How does fancying a blowjob even work?
>>84449639Cooorrrr, little cheeky bum sesh always sets a lass right
>>84449664Just not after a gallon of Guinness and a curry
>>84449650I once told her she reeks of alcohol and she got really defensive
>>84449658And may I recommend tonight's special sir? It's deep fried bumholes.
>>84449658someones hole after a cheeky bumsesh x
>>84449658>>84449683I mean honestly it's just a big of muscle from a pig. If you didn't know what it was you'd never tell it was pig butthole. Chop it up and stew it or deep fry it and it'd taste just as nice.I really think that people should get over eating 'the yucky bits' or animals. Seems like a waste.
>>84449682hmm well that's more negative innit mate, try to use positive reinforcement where possible
>>84449683>a component in imitation calamari
>>84449431I like the mango one, but it makes me feel like my teeth are going soft
Anal sex really is the gold-standard for how much your girl is into you. If she lets you, she likes you; if not, sorry bud you're not the one.
Why people say 'go for a bite to eat'? I've never understood it as a statement.
>>84449707>positive reinforcementGive an example pls
The beast of Thorney Close
>>84449740'when you don't reek of alcohol, i find you very sexy'
>>84449313what are they even protesting now?
>>84449729Its fairly straight forward lad what dont you understand
>>84449709I know. It's worse than the finders horsemeat scandal.
Torrent of Forbidden Fruits just released lads. Shall be watching kino with my din-dins.
>>84449740hey girl lemme pour a SOFT DRINK on your feet and lick it off
>>84449710Will give it a try, thanks anon.
>>84449747There's a lot of general displeasure with how the government in Ireland is running the country. Lots of the same problems as over here, high taxes, bad employment/home/family prospects, huge immigration numbers both legal and illegal, massive amounts of migrant crime including the obvious sexual crimes that come along with it.Now fuel prices are skyrocketing due to Hormuz and they've had enough, so they're kicking off. Lots of protests going on now, motorways barricaded by tractors/trucks, clashes with riot police etc. The IRA is coming out again to assert themselves and force the government's hand.
>>84449729It's that posho mentality of understating everything, isn't it?>let's go and get some food>let's see if we can't get some foodThere will be an answer as to why this is a thing. Probably rooted in the same place as rich people finding excessive displays of wealth to be embarrassing and low-class coded. Cause going out and buying the entire restaurant, or wearing gold chains and jewels every day, is the kind of thing a poor person thinks a rich person does
>>84449729Better than saying I'm off to masticate.
>>84449745i dont find here sexy either way but beggars can't be choosers
>>84449766So, the Irish are going to fight their own authorities, over rising fuel costs, which are unambiguously the result of things America and Iran are doing?You know, I have respect for the Irish, but it seems like they literally just have one answer for everything.
>>84449780NTA but, maybe you should drink daily.
>>84449741The bin bagged beast of the north east
Proper side boob on this old sloot.
>>84449791I get what you mean but really the European energy crisis is a result of clear deliberate policy enacted by politicians to off-shore energy dependency. The moment there are problems in the regions we rely on for energy then it becomes a domestic issue too. It has been direct government policy to pursue net-zero and renewable energy sources for many years now, as it has in Ireland. This has lead to the highest energy prices in the world, a chronic shortage of actually useful fuel and a total ablation of domestic production. This has day-to-day downstream effects of making everyone poorer and making industry decay, but also has catastrophic effects in situations like this where we get cut off from 15% of our direct oil imports overnight.People should be fucking pissed at their governments for manufacturing this absurd, dangerous, expensive and useless situation.
Gucciarse deliberg this was phwaorX
trying to procure an old netkino.
>>84449834I have faith in you acquiring it.
it's that time of day again naughty boy. i hope that hole is nice and clean for daddy. oh aye its clean and its on tap daddy. shut up mong and get slobbering on my pulsating shaft.
Sulky's back from school, so it would seem would it not.
>>84449748'Going out for something to eat' makes a whole load more sense to me, anyway. A bite makes it sound small and unimportant, and americanised.
>>84449780>i dont find here sexy either way but beggars can't be choosersLol x
i hope you fucking choke on it i say as i force my meat down his gullet. his eyes bluge as i go deeper. is it lush? i ask. oh aye daddy feed me he murmurs in between breaths.
>bluge
>>84449845by your faith, my quest is complete.
>his eyes bluge
ass facing upwards, i tease his hole with my cock. he squirms.
>A 22-year-old medical student from northern India found an unlikely way to fund his education: building a fake online influencer using artificial intelligence, according to The Daily Beast and Wired. >After struggling to earn money through more traditional side hustles like YouTube and selling study notes, he turned to generative AI tools to create 'Emily Hart,' a fictional persona presented as a young, conservative American woman.>Using platforms like Google Gemini, he crafted everything from her appearance to her captions, positioning her as a pro-Christian, pro-gun, and anti-immigration personality designed to resonate with a specific audience.>zerohedge.com/markets/22-year-old-indian-man-dupes-horny-guys-online-fake-blonde-female-maga-influencerNow this is some proper jugaadmaxxing rite dere innitSaars won, boomer MIGApede simps lost
Fairly hungry me atm desu might ask mumberg to cook me something
Female arse and hole
without warning i enter his hole. oh aye he gasps as a tear rolls down his cheek. are you going to keep crying soppy cunt? get the fucking bin bag on now i whisper in his ear as i thrust in and out of his hole.
Blugemong
>>84450014I knew you were a gay man when you were posting gymskin but you were quite funny at least. Ruined it now going into full faggot psychosis.
>>84450004Who the fuck falls for this shite? It's so painfully obviously fake.
Just female arsehole, not interested in the normiehole me
For some reason gays and paedos (same thing) always have really weird violent fantasies. They need thier libido snipped.
readjusted i grab his neck as i mount him. your hole is mine i say as i begin thrusting more and more.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polymarket?useskin=vector#Relationship_with_Trump_familyNow i get why these fuckers are plastering ZH with ads as of late as well, and why zion donny has admitted ZH into the WH press pool in the first placeAll makes sense now innit
i lick the back of his neck as thunderous moans emanate throughout his room. i didn't expect him to make such sounds.
I have turned isolated and strange and have developed a hate for people. Although on the upside getting backpaid to last june this wage.
>>84450084Is that why you post about anal sex all the time?
Me? Love money. Couldnt imagine being a poor NEET.
>>84450099thats not me, I dont post much and dislike sodomy.
>>84450100What's your job and salary then lad? Go on, dazzle us.
monkey brain obsessed with sex
>>84450084>I have turned isolated and strange and have developed a hate for people.SNAP!I'm not getting any backpay, unfortunately. Also I think I was always strange, but have definitely become stranger.
what sort of brain is obsessed with anal sex then?
>>84450108Investment banker, 150k plus bonus
my bladder is full. come on slut its golden shower time. i throw him off the bed, he kneels, tongue stuck out, in anticipation of the warm pissy shower he is about to endure.
>>84450100>Love money.>For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil.1 Timothy 6:10
>>84450125a brain under jewish influence
>lnvestment banker, 150k plus bonus
i've got that golden shower on tap oh aye he squeals with a gleeful look on his face
POWERFUL anal sexGAPING anal sexRAVENOUS anal sexoh aye x
>>84450135>1 Timothy 6:10Must be true then
corrrr now that was some Zybez.net kino.shall now be watching the sequel, RuneScape Movie II. will never watch #3 since they chose not to include my character from their 'competition' (i.e. popularity contest).
>>84450140Go on, lad. Tell us your job and income then.
What's Shippy's job and salary?
>>84450175Abattoir drain unblocker, 151k plus as much offal as I can carry.
>>84450155It is up to you whether you want to gamble some temporary pleasure on earth which will come to nothing >When their spirit departs, they return to the ground; on that very day their plans come to nothing.>Psalm 146:4For maybe 70 or 80 years of life which you value more than an eternal life in heaven that nothing in this world can compare to. That's your choice to make. Have you ever considered that you worship money as your god but you've never seen money either? Money is just energy. It's meaningless besides what meanings humans attribute to it.
>>84450190Favourite offal to eat?
he rises shakely to his feet. did you enjoy that, freak? oh aye daddy again! again!. good. now its time to ride me like a space hopper you naughty boy. i hope you've been keeping that hole nice and stretched for daddy because its pounding time. he guides my thick shaft into his love hole as he bites his bottom lip in anticipation.
>>84450204Shut the fuck up you massive mong
>>84450213I like kidney and liver.
>>84450224From which animal?
i bear hug him as i violently fuck his hole, clawing at his back with each thrust. i whisper, i want you to know what submission is, you are mine, you do as i say. he nods as he accepts his fate.
>>84450223I feel sorry for you. Would never trade any amount of money to have your soul. I'll pray for you.
>>84450235Lamb kidney, veal liver.
Used to eat a lot of chicken hearts when i was skint. Dirt cheap and very delicious
Fink i shidded me self X
any florists in? have a question about some pop-punk lyrics.
i'm close, i exclaim, keep riding it cowboy
>zerohedge.com/ai/not-normal-chinas-deepseek-cuts-new-ai-model-fees-againFink Xi won
>>84450251Souls aren't real. Get a job.
>An Afghan small boat migrant with admitted ties to the Taliban kidnapped and sexually assaulted a seven-year-old girl inside a taxpayer-funded hotel - and a UK court has handed him just two and a half years in prison.>/modernity.news/2026/04/25/outrage-as-taliban-afghan-illegal-who-sexually-assaulted-7-year-old-gets-just-2-5-years-in-prison/Part and parcel innit
How come all the mongs greentext links nowadays?
Just got permanently banned on r/UKlandlords. What a badge of honour.
>>84450313Course they are. Twin brothers born to the same mother and father. Almost 100% genetically identical. Completely different personalities. Why?
>>84450330You can tell it's a mobile mong.
>Anthropic's point is that AI-to-AI commerce offers an early look at the coming agentic economy, where AI bots negotiate with other bots in a marketplace to strike the best deal.>zerohedge.com/markets/anthropic-coming-ebayAI dating as well soon innit
>Older men are being scammed and fooled left and right by a deluge of AI generated female influencers, according the NY Post.>zerohedge.com/markets/societal-loss-humanity-older-men-are-falling-love-deluge-ai-generated-female-influencersOh nooo, not the heckin lead-brained filthy rich boomercoomerinodinos lol
back to doggy now big boy, get this collar on, you know you enjoy it, will you bark for me like a good boy? yes oh yes daddy woof woof i'm a good boy im ready for you. good, assume the position, you do know what i mean, don't you?. he nods, gets on all fours, chest down, arms back, gaping it as wide as he can. is this good for you daddy?
Wonder if Defni will ever go back to Turkey.
>>84450369I don't even pay a penny to a single woman online - real or not. Enabling women's easy lives is a big fat no. Saddos out there.
don't think, feel.x
It was just "research" for his book.
i'm inside, deep, raw, no lube, i caress his back. you're my wife, aren't you? he says nothing. i say it again as i pull back on the collar, you're my wife, aren't you? he nods, his face is red, sweating profusely, a face filled with pleasure and pain.
>>84450417i am faceblind and thought this was Neil Gaiman for a second (if you see how Alan Rickman could have played Neil Gaiman in a film, and how Pete Townshend looks a bit like Alan Rickman, maybe you can see where i'm at).anyway it's Bill Wyman you want. zero ambiguity. actual penetration involved. all admitted. he's a public figure, walking around free to this day. 'hunters' are oddly quiet...? almost like it's just an excuse they use to bully particular people.
>>84450501Being rich and famous makes you mostly above the law. Lots of celebrities are wronguns. People are supporting a Michael Jackson film.
>>84450542still depends what you look like and how disabled you act.the most common response to David Bowie i've heard from actual real life women is>i wish it was me.
Any lads in York?
i reach around and to squeeze his balls, the cock cage is cold, fully encapsulating his micro penis, his sack shrivelled like a raisin. is it my turn now! he says. this relationship only goes one way, i'm the man, you're the wife, get that into your thick skull. i spank him for speaking out of line. his bum is red raw, bruised, and battered.
>efukt.com/24638_You_Had_To_Be_There.htmlBit spectrum-adjacent innitX
Michael Jackson was literally proven innocent.people still believe the slander.
>sxyprn.net/post/69efe7220375cLMFAO that's a rough fucking 32 years old Video title even calls her a MILFRoasties are prolapsing
Women farting and pooing
Wish Laura would show her feet more.
cock twitching, balls full, i'm about to unleash inside this naughty boy. i grab his face, look into his eyes and say, are you ready to be bred bitch? oh aye breed me daddy, he says.
>>84450588They hated him because he had that much money in the 80s he had no idea what to do with it all and bought out the song rights to thousands of popular songs back in the 80s. Most of them being the Beatles discography. Record companies were fucking furious that he owned it all and they tried to discredit and slander his name just to punish him.The finishing blow was during the song "they don't really care about us" he says "kick me kike me they don't really like me" which has been heavily censored over the years made things a million times worse because he highlighted to million and millions of people how all the Jewish higher ups at the major record companies hated him because of what he did. Then came the false lies and allegations made against him. All the lies against him are bullshit because some black man from Indiana managed to gain more power and influence than the ones that held all the power in the music and entertainment industry.
What is it with sloots and comedians? Side boob before, now there's just boob. Which bike for entertainment is this one? Bet at the least she has an OF to try to promote.
Stalking Awareness Week. Never knew that existed.
Fink i'll defecate X
Imagine getting stalked by a stinky turkish incel
>>84450709Cuck bf as well methinks, he's had his arms round her. Or street walker date to the podcast? Who knows.
Imagine getting stalked by a stinky northern Irish incel
i thrust in and out with the power of 10000 spartans as i unload my batter into his gaping hole. who is a good little cum slut? it is you seany boy? oh aye oh aye i'm the best cum slut daddy thank you for breeding me!! same again later on daddy? he says as he looks relieved about the whole situation. oh yes, don't you worry your little cotton socks naughty boy. i have a special surprise for you later. i've got curry for dinner, i hope you're up for eating my ass boy. i chain him back to the bed, he seems to take some sick enjoyment out of being chained up, i shut the door and exit the cellar. *clunk hatch locked* back to business.
>>84450681the way the music industry is structured is just bullshit. i'm sure the people involved have ironclad contracts where they can't just speak their minds.that said, i don't think it's all 'hidden Satanic messages' or any of that shite. Lady Gaga just put her finger around her eye, it's a common gesture, not a New World Order signal. lyrics and imagery have meaning, but if armchair sleuths could spot it, why wouldn't the industry these guys are employed by?there's a good episode of The Cook Report from the 90s about how they manipulate the British charts so certain pop songs make more money and it really just is that simple. all boring shit.also Hayley Williams from Paramore was an industry plant and i don't care how much you fancied her as a teenager, her talent agent mother set everything up purely by knowing the right people. she took over some lads' band like a virus, it was her third or fourth attempt (and genre) at being mummy's little star :)))MJ? bit of a weirdo. 100% false accusation against him in the early 90s, we know that now, he went through some invasive and horrid shit. he was a big manchild who liked toys and cartoons, but that's now considered normal. he shouldn't have palled around with kids, but that's not the same as molesting them.tl;dr: nothing ever happens, people are innocent until proven guilty, simple as.
Din-din o'clockIs it notVerilyX
Me? Always knew MJ wasn't a wrong'un. Why's he protecting the kids from the 'suits'? Interesting init.https://youtu.be/mHVM67lYqM8
>agtechnavigator.com/Article/2026/04/22/palantir-makes-300-deal-with-usda-to-boost-farm-security-with-ai/
>>84450894>this section in the movie>the black orphan kid does the dance>places hand on torso rather than grabbing his crotch>this just makes you think ABOUT the thing they were avoidingit's like when you're in a restaurant and someone says "don't look now, but..."
>As they are playing, their dog Skipper runs away, and as Jackson and Katie look for him, they uncover the lair of Frankie Lideo a.k.a. Mr. Big, a drug-dealing mobster with an army of henchmen. Leading an operation called "Bugs and Drugs," he wants to get the entire population of Earth addicted to drugs, starting with children.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MoonwalkerWhat did MJ mean by this?
Page six almost is itPhwoar
JTRIG afternoon shifted ended, looks like evening shift aren't about yet
>>84450952Well this is spooky. I'm currently watching a video about Michael Jackson's life and it just mentioned Moonwalker. Corrrr a very weird synchronicity, this.
>afternoon shifted ended
>>84451045At least you know i'm not a bot reading off of a script :D
mongboy.jpg and greentextseethers are sent by THEM to belittle us x
>>84450175I don't work, I'm on benefits for agoraphobia.
thin t-shirt and bare below the waist is the optimum sleeping apparel
Crazy how we're at a stage where the people who run the country hate the country and the people in it.
34 and still live with the mummy and daddy. Been looking for a job that pays better than 30 grand but there isn't much atm. Dont know how they expect someone to afford a mortgage single and on 30 grand these days.
>>84450952it's subtle, but i believe it's a metaphor for young people getting addicted to drugs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO_8n5y5edk
>>84451139>34some nasty bullies will tell you that you're not 'improving' or 'accomplishing' anything. pay them no mind.in actual fact, you have been levelling up your stats this whole time:https://www.gov.uk/housing-and-universal-credit/renting-from-private-landlord#if-youre-35-or-older-and-live-aloneenjoy your comfy one-bedroom flat in a year, anon! all paid for by the state, now that Local Housing Allowance rates have been unfrozen.
>30s>on 4chanGood grief.
>>84450031Mong: Needs his medsGood lads: Never coming back Bad news lad, this is my first post ITT today, better luck next time. Shan't be staying around for the melty, either.https://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M
>>84451192I don't want to scrounge off the state. I want to own a house.
everything magically changes when you turn 30...
Earn aggressively. Spend intentionally. Invest consistently. Protect intelligently.
>>84451259that's the good thing about housing benefit: a private landlord owns a house on your behalf, you just give them all the state's money. they're not a scrounger like you or me.some lads seethe when i suggest the alternative system that we used to have. as things stand, i think you'll have to make to do with renting, me lad. that's what even accomplished wagies are doing.
>>84451139Ever heard of renting? Mong
>>84451362Rather stay at the mummy's house than rent lad. I get to keep my money rather than give 800 to some landlord to pay off his mortgage x>>84451192>https://www.gov.uk/housing-and-universal-credit/renting-from-private-landlord#if-youre-35-or-older-and-live-aloneCheers mate I'll have a look x
>>84451336>>84451336>EaSiIcPiyou were SO CLOSE to having something called like 'the EaSi-PiCi system'. (i want 0.5% royalties on all your eBooks sales)
>>84451139https://www.onthemarket.com/details/17345886/Under 50k and in walking distance of HHL's spacker home
>>84451405Oh aye, got me thinking.
>>84451386>I get to keep my money rather than give 800 to some landlord to pay off his mortgage x>Cheers mate I'll have a look xput your postcode in here:https://lha-direct.voa.gov.uk/that's right: a system so old, it still uses the old Directgov pages!this is what you'll get as the housing component ('housing benefit' in old money) of Universal Credit for however many rooms you're entitled to. it's calculated according to some mad formula based on the typical rents for your area. but then they froze it for four years while prices skyrocketed, so don't worry about it, you're expected to die.at one point it was feasible to pay rent with housing benefit. those days are long gone and the system hasn't updated. but it's not 100% impossible, depending on your area.e.g. i am entitled to 112.77 quid per week. am i ever going to find a flat for 450 quid a month? hahaha no. but such properties do exist sometimes, and you're allowed to go OVER (making up the shortfall with your other bennies).
>>84451405you mean his parents' spacker home? he's posted their garden, there are Google Maps photos OF HIS DAD living there, etc.i thought it was impressive at first with all the Google Earth stuff, but that anon just made a mistake. i actually feel sorry for HHL.stop bringing his parents into it, man.
Fink im boredVerilyX
>>84451451>you mean his parents' spacker home? he's posted their garden, there are Google Maps photos OF HIS DAD living there, etc. i thought it was impressive at first with all the Google Earth stuff, but that anon just made a mistake. i actually feel sorry for HHL. stop bringing his parents into it, man.Melty
>>84451439Why does your life revolve around scrounging and calculating different schemes for scrounging
>>84451494>Meltysomewhat.i do dislike dragging random family members into things, actual children/teenagers understand that's crossing a line. even /b/tard edgelords just have other things to care about (also NYPA).but the real crime, of me thinking someone solved a clever puzzle, only to later to discover they were wrong? that's the kind of hurt that never goes away ;_;
>>84451562So your solution to this is to point the seethers towards the real location like you've done several times before
Any lads just not try improving their life at this point? I'm never going to get what I want - a girlfriend that I find attractive and isn't menopausal. I don't want to date old women 35-40.
That lad in school you think is on your side but he's feeding info to bullies trying to social climb to their group. Scummy af.
>>84451576>the seethersHe is one
>>84451515What's it to do with you? x
>>84451494>HIS DAD living thereWhere's his dad live now?
>>84451764Dunno, he didn't sign for my cocaine.
Been thinking of arses a lot today.
>>84451793for me it's been aliens.
It's literally me desu desu
>>84451579I straight up have no clue where to find women. The few in my workplace are married or have a partner. I dont really go bars and to be honest the type of girls that go bars probably aren't the right ones for me.
>>84451764Six feet under. He croaked it when Sean showed him THAT video.
>>84451869heard he had a stroke after seeing it. wahey!
Nasty lads mocking Sean's father. Below the belt that
Gruntilda https://vocaroo.com/16TPd7rKDXka
Its kool how banjo soundtrack rly conveys banjo an kazooies different personalitys in the same tune but aswell the dissonance that sounds like an odd couple duo. A lot of ppl thought kazooie is a boy back then though she is female.
>>84452005omd SPEAKING OF SYNCHRONICITIES i guess it's not major, but for the past couple of days i've been walking around my flat making Gruntilda noises sometimes.i was going to suggest that to the lads. when you are SURE you're alone, just cooking rice or something, start going>herr...nyer! wah...wahahaha! NYEH!it's fun, you'll see what i mean.also nice rendition, wor lad (aside from that one part but you know that already)
Spaffed just now phwaorX
>>84452024>A lot of ppl thought kazooie is a boy back then though she is female.yeah i always thought this tbf. always thought 'he' was a dick, like, jfc shut up Kazooie any of these enemies wound wring your neck if you weren't hiding behind a bear.but then as a girl he's either 'bratty' (bad) or 'tomboyish' good. is it some catty lass where you go 'oooh steady on love!' and can never take her seriously? or is it Spinelli from Recess ('why i i oughta...')?
>>84452005Oh aye wouldn't say no.
>>84451975>Nasty lads mocking Seans father. Below the belt thatSecond hand Melty
Spent the day playing s&box. Some really good games on there already...
>>84452252>Nasty lads mocking Seans father. Below the belt that>Second hand MeltyThird hand Melty
My mum thinks it's okay to leave bottles of wine just sitting there on the kitchen counter when I'm a recovering alcoholic. I don't expect her to lock it away or whatever, but come the fuck on.
It's upset and lashing out ha ha
Me watching youtube video of "my sister didnt talk to my dad for 16 years" for ideas incase my dad txtnme on my bday this year
>>84452190Kazooie kinda gets.bullied tho. Ngl when I wis that age and always wanted to fly.in games like am sure it wisnt only me that wis like "why don't they jist make a game where you can fly" Well in that regard kazooie is really good imo I wis pure excited about flying in treasure trove cove eventho you needed feathers it wis easy to find them so it wis OK imo. Spyro is good but it's more gliding than flying isnt it. Panzer dragoon orta On xbox. Yeah I don't mean like. Flight simulator. That's obvious. I mean like "why can't you just be a guy that can fly" but regardless Kazooie is cute and good
i'm pretty sure i am non-binary. this will upset some people
Foodington cooling offPhwoarX
>>84452348I'm a woman in a man's body but I identify as a man.
>>84452057Lol n_n https://youtu.be/LkO-r_v1vIo&t=03m12s
Relistened to The Campfire Headphase. Still my favourite BoC release x
Another kool thing is how much dynamic music in banjo kazooie Like how the music changes as u walk towards a new level door etc. An the different vibe of the 2 in the different instruments used that are quite different like marimba xylophone of course kazoo that represents kazooie as a bird kinda light hearted and cheeky an basoon, tuba etc thats sounds like banjo plodding an kinda clumsy but strong sounding. Honestly probly one of my most played games ever when I wis wee. The Egypt level an monster level with the mummys gave me the creeps aswell but that's standard for Egypt levels personally
i drive stoned fairly often
>>84452453With MIDI it's simply a case of swapping out the instrument but nowadays all real orchestra. You get a lot of these cheap small team games trying to capture the same vibes but little things like the dynamic music changes aren't present.Going around the world in Diddy Kong Racing and hearing the bells come into the theme as you approach the snow area is a good example.
https://youtu.be/UPmUWWG9eSs ^-^
>>84452348Does this mean you're made up of 0s and 1s?
>>84452479Diddy Kong racing wis based af>Hello friend>Select ur vehicle>Abra kadabra Me an my wee pal on the street played thwt game fir hours so fun..*sip* aye more simple days..i miss them days..x
Wonder how my Gary Glitter supporting lass is doing tonight. Bet she's had a good few drinks in her.
the babby men will be up all night talking about their favourite video games
UwU// https://youtu.be/dZANKFxrcKU
>>84452555Better than seething and bickering throughout the day like the majority of people here right?
evens i have a sausage sandwich odds i do not
Went to the dentist today. Almost got a boner when the dentist put her fingers fairly deep in my mouth. Was a close one.
>>84452585Rather have that desu they are entertaining at least.
>>84452588tell her if she gives you a filling you have to give her a filling to if you know what i mean
Boggle?
>>84452603Peggy hill loves boggle.
Mad how they kill Luanne's boyfriend in like season 2, and then he just stays in the opening.
>>84452591Go away then and come back when it's time to seethe with your fellow boring toxic men in their 30s
>>84452634No thanks, I also enjoy little melties like yours just as much
>I thrive of chaos and other peoples suffering because making others upset is the only emotion I am able to feel in my cold dead sad heart. What a life.
Bird brain :L
Melty :L
Into the floooooooood agaaaaaainSame old trip it was baaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccckkkkkkk theeeeeeeeeeeen n.https://youtu.be/Nco_kh8xJDs
I wisnae talking about you or anyone. Calm down with ur forced aggro
>>84452741I had dirt album on CD x n_n
Lol real x
>>84450894I imagine this is how he was moving when he was saving those kids from epstein
>A glib sneedsimile>A tour de chuck, even
you can fly in Super Mario 64.the instrumentation in Super Mario 64 changes depending on where you are in the level.any other revolutionary features your BORING game has, BanJOKERS? or do you need to collect 37 Posting Chips.from the ground before i can pwn you all some more??? 8-)(only joking pls no madness/sadness)>>84452479Dark Forces on DOS is blatantly MIDI in that Windows/SoundBlaster way but rather than just recreate the Star Wars OST, it has this system where it segues between the tricks organically. by now there'll be a video explaining i'm sure but it's so cool when you're playing. like it'll be that tense Hoth music as you're sneaking around then a Stormtrooper spots you and it riffs into the 'diddle-duh, duh NUH NUH-NUH NUH!' sudden action tune.
>they are still making Jackass movies in big 2 6Bruh
>>84452806Oh aye forgot about the wing cap. Only on a few levels tho init?
>>84452825aye, wish it was more. maybe on the two massively tall levels, for instance. (Tick-Tock Clock is pure platforming so fair enough, but Rainbow Ride HAD cannons and a cap but you're waiting for a slow moving platform most of the time ;_;)
>>84452821>the fourth one came out in 2022 apparentlyI didn't even know it was out
>>84452879Those 2 levels were hard to me
Those Jackass guys should find something else to do that's equally stupid, but less taxing on their bodies. It's getting a bit sad and concerning.Maybe they should just rip off Top Gear's old format.
found a good hobby, me.1. find a metalhead lad who 'never gets offended' (you know the type).2. at some point, casually mention you don't like gory/horror movies. just neutrally, same tone as 'i don't like caramel.'3. watch the chaos unfold.
>>84452919I actually went through some kind of spiritual awakening at some point, and just flat out can't stand gore now.Used to love horror films. Now I'm like "why?".
>>84452912do you at least know the trick with the clock one?it's still platforms + bad camera + falling to your death, but if you set the level to pause time it's each easier.the rainbow level, think it was the last i got stars from as a kid. but even speedrunners pure hate it because there's nowt you can do. ride the flying carpet like a normal playthrough. wait 10,000 years and then if you run into the floating house at the right angle, it MIGHT glitch you onto the roof, sometimes, maybe.30 years later and that level is still ruining lives.
Growing quite fond of the nu cuckGPT response style already arnt iIt's like a less sycophantic 4o now in a way
>>84452957Nah wouldnt have known about stuff ljke that..i wis more into ocarina of time fir glitches an bugs..there wis this fred on gfaqs oot board "hidden glitches in oot" or sumhin like at where it had been running fir years quite a lot of the glitches in the game where discovered on that fred I believe
Lol in them days folk really believed there might be a way to beat the postie running man
n_n Cerified banger https://youtu.be/7hG-96NiMXU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfgQhVI4M_othis is paradise (it is very nice)
>What did the big flower say to the little flower>Hi, bud!
A man goes to the doctor an says doctor i fink am losing my hearing doctor says. :Can you describe the symptoms fir me "OK, homer is fat an bald, marge has tall blue hair.. "
Just went to purchase something on eBay and by the time I finished getting to the checkout it had already sold. In the 15 years of collecting that has never happened before.
A man is at a funeral he says to the widow Do u mind if I say a word? Of course go ahead. He says "Plethora" thank u she replies That means a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CL-jQ4lhQkluv this. quite like Karl Jobst (sponsorships and legal drama aside).kind of a weirdly genius but-not-genius solution to the problem.problem: we don't want to wait for the slow carpet to get on the house roof.2000s players: i figured out a trick to Bob-omb glitch or wall kick up there, but humans can't really do it.2020s software: I HAVE SIMULATED EVERY POSSIBLE ACTION. HERE IS THE SOLUTION, HUMANS.(tool someone made so it's a mix, not just "AI figured it out.")>>84452975yeah OoT has some crazy ones. like maybe back in the day forum people figured out that you go faster by hopping backwards or whatever it is, then the whole hyper-speed bounce thing.but now it's "bounce through this exact wall in the Deku Tree and you'll wrong-warp to Ganon gg Ocarina of Time beaten in 10 mins" o___o
lollin @ these>>84453076don't get this 1
>Why dont blind ppl skydive>It would scare their dog
don't even know what I want out of life anymore.I'd be nice to just enjoy games again, I fink.
>>84453047Thats a nice 1. Sound like f zero mixed wiv sonic
Can't be arsed rn meNayX
>>84453118Oh that wasn't a joke I wish it was, it was a tragedy.
Wonder if Tom Thumb ever experimented?
>>84453190Stick tom thumb up da bum?
>>84453190VERY happy the bodyswap episode of Farscape implied its implications.American telly, can't swear too much or show nipples, but they addressed it well enough.if you were a lassie for a day you'd rub your clit. i'm sorry that's crass but of course you would.
>>84453150>Can't be arsed rn meOh rlly?
>>84453217That's a lot of what I like about Farscape. The characters are so true to themselves. There's never any "we have to be better..." shit like you would get in Star Trek. If you think a character would do something, they will probably do it.
>>84453239yeah that's a good way of putting it. it's not as though everyone is horrible and hates each other, it's not misery and betrayal for its own sake (even if season 2 is a bit darker so far).they're a fun bunch of pals who have learned to work together, they can have a laugh over dinner. and yet Rygel would still sell them out for some Hynerian slug-steak and a taxi home.everyone, go watch Farscape. it's fun, it's a style of telly i miss and took for granted.
Wow https://youtube.com/shorts/Z46N6MGYgvA?si=x3IXThNUbR9yl0Ai
>>84453293https://youtube.com/shorts/ZVG5QKeeYK8https://youtube.com/shorts/pV78K5_ttIE
Gna bed friends..na night
>>84453407Goodnight mate see you tomorrow x
>>84453403Incredible how his return is prophesied both in the new and Old Testament and people still reject him.
>ur a stupid fookin slag m8>John, why so serious? Why not rape?>heh, good ideathis would rustle so many jimmies now. i know the bad thing is bad, i'm sure 12-year-olds watched Farscape and understood this.never felt preachy. when it cools off, both Chiana and Crichton know the score x
Ye cunt niggers ye could nothttps://youtu.be/iMhvYs2y1Eg?si=SKhc1oBBagRnwcUQWhat if I not in Dutch>Hey ye cancer niggers
Truly ye cunt Anli
Tering kut Enli
Echt ben gewoon met mijn>Dan is hwet goedKut teringf kanker Engelsen
>>84453544Loved buffalo soldier. Real shame Bob Marley died like that his cancer could have very easily have been treated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2U5BHxBRMI>children's superhero cartoon>stops to have discussions like thesecorrrr.>the loony lefty gets the best girlCORRRR
>>84453565We atre ok>OkShut up te holland as it masifests itself te yehttps://youtu.be/8AHCfZTRGiI?si=asRtM9W3aBXjmPwoYe cunt nigger
https://youtu.be/AeZRYhLDLeU?si=c3IYg00HnifshjsvEcht God ver dome he kut Engenland je moet NEDERLADS !hwe he
He kanker kut Engenland...Je weethttps://youtu.be/O-pV3qsiGCw?si=V2TMcIcxlvS4s3h2
Echt TrulyLets just Dutch languge
We must Dutch language Even Beertje huh
Echt kankerleierLekker niet in't Nedrlands hier
i am a jam doughnut
Spaffed againHave i notX
crying cause im stuvck in 2026 qnd my lifes a mess
depressed cause streamers don't know who iam
>>84453776>im stuvck in 2026But it is 2026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpYGWW89pN0Phwoarr luvly scottish rose this innitOnly Chaddington himself may pump and dump specimens such as these and subsequently turn them into single mommas getting subsidized by betabuxxer wageboyim oofdydoofy taxes
*oofydoofyGetting l8 innit heh
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katabasis?useskin=vector#Other_examples_in_religious_and_mythological_literature>No abbo + negroe lore in this bitchZamn it's almost as if these darkies are NPC's lacking any kind of internal monologue whatsoever
>sounds decrease>racism increasestime to resume the experiment, methinks.
Cant see properly out of me right eye, shan't go to work today
spunked into chika's right eye
Worried about this british rose. Hope she is ok.https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/38957805/rachel-kerr-missing-morocco-last-movements-revealed/
>>84454521She looks like she knows her way around a cock.
Missionary. Grab their bum cheeks. Deep dicking. Deposit my dirty spaffington right into their womb via the delivery orifice of the tumpsy. Empty my ballbergs of spunkywunks. Feel the pulsing of my willywanger as she is reet good filled up.>t.sex haver
>>84454540So? Sex is something completely normal.
Off to beddingbury soon is itX
>>84454665weird time to go to bed
>>84454573Nobody tell him, let him be oblivious
Me? Reading sexual misconduct hearings proceedings and stroking my lubey benis.
>>84454676ur weird m8no offencebut u r
Me? Have to reboot my router cos my range banning is turning into RAGE banning.XD
I nominate midday for a britfeel joint spaffity wankberg, see it we can set a record for the most distributed synchronised tug. No homo.
>>84454748im too depressed to masturbate
>>84454521>pretty blonde girl visits muslim nation and disappearsWeird!
>>84454754Then you should rest up, babe XO
>>84454560phwoar this sounds well lush is she fit
i think sex is gross desu
My urine is dark yellow and stinks
Beating the fuck out of paedophiles is human rights
>>84455048*is a human right Only mongs and nonces will disagree.
>>84455055Ok spellymong
>>84455048It's not. Assault is a very serious crime and will land you in prison.
>>84455063>>84455065Only mongs and nonces will disagree.
Always weird how the NONCErs are the one's kicking up a fuss about NONCErs, to throw us off the scent.Also spellymong is a smellymong. That's why adult females don't like him.Watch him try to counter this in frustration about being rumbled, or not reply due to fear.
>>84455066Which one are you then?
Mongs and nonces aren't happy
Methinks the lady doth protest too much.You sulky because you can't spam about HIM? So bring up this dreary topic again. What a life.
Lollers is a nonce but not a mong
>>84455112He's a good lad is lollers.
>>84455118I personally find him annoying.
Post 400 anxiety rising fast lads. New edish asap please.
Tired of you tellin' the story your wayIt's causin' confusionYou think it's okay, damn itYou keep changin' the rules while I, I keep playin' the gameI can't take it much longerI think I might go insaneWith such confusion, don't it make you wanna scream? (make you wanna scream)Your bash abusin' victimize within' the scheme (I keep screamin' that)You find your pleasure scandalizin' every lieOh Father, please have mercy'Cause I just can't take ithttps://youtu.be/nqxVMLVe62U
Me? Spaffed x
Bugger posted the wrong tune didn't I silly me xhttps://youtu.be/0P4A1K4lXDo
>>84455195Janet and Michael are sat thinking about what film to rent from blockbusters one night. Michael says shall we get aladdin? Janet says I think you're in enough trouble for that already michael.
Mad that init https://youtu.be/8ZVxqcRYIkw
>>84455397Still going with this one eh lad? How long do you reckon you'll keep it up?
imagine the state of chika's bussy
oh aye daddy im squeaky clean and im on tap
not a big fan of this new gimmick me desu lads
>>84455442Yeah, underage seethemong is boring.
i have never been so tired in my life de lads absolutely knackered me atm senpai, defo need a nap when i get home in 90
>ham and cheese bapCheck>t buzzballsCheckFlirt with the eldrly lady who sells the baps and buzzballsCheckYep... it's job interview time
>>84455455If you have a quick 30 min nap now, that will knock 1/4 off the time you have to wait for the official nap.
>>84455480at work atm de lad
Who you going to vote for lads? Retarded answers only please.
*expects it*
Auditing Britain visited this place last year lolhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15775033/Hundreds-police-raid-Islamic-sect-allegations-rape-forced-marriage.html
>>84455483>Who you going to vote for lads?All of em.
>>84455483These lads
he waits in anticipation of his big surprise. he's not been this excited in a long time.
>>84455483The Official Monster Raving Loony Party
>>84455446Kids on the mind again? Interesting.
>>84455483Restore because I'm a loser
>>84455529They are annoying, what were you thinking of, it wasn't sexual again was it?
>>84455487Isn't he a muslim too though?
>>84455483In all seriousness probably Reform at the GE. I get all the arguments made for and against Restore vs Reform, but I think the plain truth is that Restore simply won't get the momentum or popular level of support needed to win, so tactical voting for what is in my best interest would be Reform. I've looked over the Reform and Restore manifestos and while I would prefer Restore for immigration as I think it's the single most salient point right now, Reform would definitely be a marked improvement. On the flip side, Restore seem to be a bit goofy on some things. Their economics and cultural policies are fine but just a bit needless in some places and their obsession with Britain being Christian is just odd in this day and age.Overall I would probably pick all Restore policies over all Reform policies, but the margin would be slim and since I don't think that Restore can win the number of seats needed Reform will be the default. If things change then things change, but for the time being Reform.
>>84455487BritNormie converted to Islam because of that groups videos lol. Mong.
Not reading your gay post just because you attached porn
>>84455549Didn't write it for you, wrote it for that lad so you can get stuffed babes x
>>84455537AB is either Moroccan or Algerian
>>84455553And the purpose of attaching sex images in your reply to another man is what?
>>84455584ok yes so?
>>84455536I wasn't the one replying to a sexual post and then including kids, anon. Nice one, you've played yourself.
>>84455546BN earns and fucks more than you, little lad
>>84455589Sunni Muslim to be exact
>>84455606and whats your religion?
In major cities we are now seeing the official homeless population (unofficial stats are higher since not all homeless people allow themselves to be headcounted for obvious reasons) reach 50% or higher foreign-born. In Glasgow the figure is about 64%(!).Works like this:>small boat crossing>home office accommodation>claim granted>home office accommodation ends>declare homeless>get placed in local government funded housingAs local government temporary accommodation supply is overwhelmed so it is forced to suspend council house letting and buy homes off the market to house those for whom they have a statutory duty to house. The end result is pic related. Average, decent people trying to get a house simply cannot compete with a money printer that defines the rules as 'we are not allowed to not do this'.Fucking disgusting.
>>84455608I'm Orthodox Christian. And you?
>>84455599Point out the sexual post I replied to.Pro tip, there wasn't one, you just sexualise kids.
It remains endless.
>>84455543Sounds like you should vote Restore anon.
>>84455614>And you?Atheist
>>84455623You just opened the door to your fetish for all of us to see, really really sad.
>>84455612Easy answer: nothing is final until contracts are exchanged. It happens all the time people pull out, entire chains collapse, and nobody ends up moving with hundreds of boxes packed with all their shit.
fresh clean edishion >>84455648fresh clean edishion >>84455648
>>84455642You open childrens bedroom doors.
>>84455629i know right, why are men like this?
>>84455660>>84455660Better new thread GO GO GO
>>84455653Yeah to beat the fuck out of you for trying to nonce them lmao
>>84455651>>84455672JTRIG afternoon shift in full force
>>84455673So you now admit you do enter a child's bedroom. Very interdasting.
>>84455698Yeah to save them from paedophiles like (you)
>>84455709Is that what you say when the parents hear you creeping about?I-im p-protecting her. URGH becuathe I'm excited to help, all thuperheroeth get hard.Proper wrongun you are.
>>84455721>wrongunNo, that's what they think of you when they see you pants around your ankles, hanging out their kids room trying to do a runner lol... lmao even
>>84455744You've done yourself, wrongun. Police have been notified, as well as your local neighbourhood watch group. Hope you don't live near any schools, you're a menace.
