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Your gf comes home with a haircut that makes her look like a dyke

How do you respond?
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>>84450716
We gay now
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>>84450716
She somehow is cuter after but she is still cute either way. The only thing I don't fuck with is bald women like my nigga you a woman, I don't want to feel like I'm fucking a man. If a bitch has no tits or hair then she basically a dude and I aint with that
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>>84450716
She looks good with both hairstyles.
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>>84450716
My Black bull said he likes both of her hair and would impregnate her regardless.
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>>84450716
looked better b4, but the vibe even with the new haircut is too feminine to be dyke-like

true dykes are recognizable from a mile away
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>>84450739
I feel personality attacked as a bald flat woman.
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With a fierce erection and an invitation for her to fist my boi pucci :3
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After is cute on her actually
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>>84450716
rape a baby into her until it regrows?
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>>84450716
If you have good facial physiognomy then you can be bald and it doesn't matter. You could have a punk mohawk and facial piercings and you would still look like a human. Obviously only ugly people do stuff like this to begin with but in sci-fi and whatnot it's easy to imagine.

Anyway the OP girl's facial features are quite heavy despite her being skinny looking, so she truly has unfortunate proportions. She looks the same before and after. Her hand physiognomy also seems to match her facial features, she probably has stubby nails.
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>>84450872
She looks like a reconstructed kurgan oogabooga from the paleolithic
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>>84450716
He became a beautiful gay trans boy
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>>84450716
that's a mom haircut lol, kids like to tug on hair the little shits, so women cut their hair short to try and keep that from happening
anyway if I had a gf (hahahahahhaha) and she came home looking like that it's mating press time
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starts like this, next haircut is going to be a 50 year old Karen one
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>>84450872
>If you have good facial physiognomy then you can be bald and it doesn't matter.
this
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My ex girlfriend actually did that. She was very upset afterwards. It took her 2 years to grow it back out again.
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both look great. women look good when they're happy. I like women when they're happy.
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>Girlfriend
This is /r9k/
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>>84450872
The OP girl looks cute though, I would make her pregnant at least 40 times.
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https://youtube.com/shorts/tIGQ_A7o0Is
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>>84450716
>>84450767
>>84452363
Is this all her? She looks hot who is she?
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>>84452430
I'm not pointing out that she has heavy facial features and thus really primitive and brutish looking physiognomy in some normative sense like you should appreciate it.
There's nothing wrong with being a Kurgan oogabooga, the same way there's really nothing inherently wrong with being an obese Nigerian tribeswoman. What you are programmed to like by your DNA just is what it is.

The only point of the post is to demonstrate that hairstyle does nothing to affect the actual impression your physiognomy gives. A supermodel dressed in rags with a bald head looks like a supermodel. A stubby hunter-gatherer in a beautiful ballroom gown and perfect makeup looks like a stubby hunter-gatherer.
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>>84450716
I kill her and spread her flesh all along Oklahoma
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>men actually have a problem with this
>they want to actually control how their gfs look
Even more reason to go 4B.
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>>84453089
Thread is full of men who don't have a problem with it, master baiter.
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>>84453089
Why would I want to be with someone who wants to destroy everything I care about?
Why should I be forced to be with someone who wants to destroy everything I care about?
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>>84450716
i love girls with short hair
i wish more women went for it
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>>84453422
only certain girls look good with short hair though so if you don't have the face for it, then it's a horrible idea.
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>dyke
that's still an extremely feminine haircut.
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>>84452388
I had a mental breakdown and thought about shaving off my hair, but luckily i came to my senses and dyed it bright orange.

Id kms if i cut my hair
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>>84450716
Still would so hard.
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>>84450767
Man dykes have to be the most performative minority existence. Just a constant wave of insecurity and bad vibes wrapped in an entire minority.
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>>84453579
>I had a mental breakdown and thought about shaving off my hair
this is almost always the case lol something bad happens and the girl wants to cut her hair.
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>>84450716
While I prefer the hair from before, Im mot against the new haircut as long as she's happy with it and isnt gonna cheat on me. That simple.
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>>84453601
I went through serious trauma in 2022. It was really bad.

Im still suffering. But i got my hair
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>>84450716
my bf would be very happy cuz he likes short hair :)
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>How do you respond?
I'd give her lots of butt-fucking.



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