Never get a roommate if you're an incel
>>84456448>sleeping in the same room as your roommatecollege is a humiliation ritual
>>84456448Your tactic look shit m8
play it on a proper computer, then.i used to shut myself away in the computer room and play picrel for hours at a time. sex was not possible.
>be 21 yo appreciate>have to be away for far away college for a week>cheapass company books us a 2 bed hotel room>fucking lame but whatever>me and the other guy dont hate eachother but just respectfully mind our own business>or so i thought>at college i see him on tinder a lot>evening comes>im at the hotel bar drinking and playing DS while he is in room>couple hours later head back to room to hit they hay>open door and he is watching TV>tell him im going to bed but he can watch TV if its not loud>girl exits bathroom in t shirt and bambi panties>she tugs shirt down and runs back into bathroom yelling "WHAT THE FUCK">i look at him and he avoids eye contact>"really?">switch off light and go to bed. I know i just killed their vibe and she will leave>go to sleep>wake up to them both panting and the bed creaking>you disgusting faggots>get up, grab fire extinguisher cover the fucking room in powder>theyre she is screaming, he is coughing calling me a loser asshole.>i pack my shit and storm out slamming the door>drive home for 2 hours extremely pissed off>next day i go to work and explain everything>he already called up our boss at like 11pm saying i let off a fire extinguisher as a prank>then i explained my side of the story>im already the "good" apprentice and he is the useless one>they believe me without question because this is the exact stupid shit he would do>tfw he got fired and this was his last strike after selling weed at work>tfw i got a casual ass warning for the fire extinguisher>tfw didnt have to pay anything>tfw i saw a 8/10 tinder whore in her panties
>>84456448you're supposed to be out chasing pussy instead of playing vidya
>>84457190this poster is a retard, he was never right in his life
>>84457190Imagine believing that. If you're not already a magnet for pussy might as well give up, why go through the humilliation ritual of chasing something running after other men that don't even try?
>>84456448yeah roommates are the worst part of the uni life. my first roommate when i was a freshman was some guy who constantly brought his girlfriend into his room. they would make out and shit for hours at a time. it was a tiny ass room, the entire dorm room was 150 square feet. so i would be studying for my exams and 5 feet away from me they would be panting and slurping andnsucking each others faces.then a few years later when i was already in my masters program i had a freshman roommate. one night je came into the room at like 3 AM and startee vomiting everywhere. then he startee choking in all his vomit. i turned on the lights and the entire room, walls, floor, his bed, everything was covered with vomit. anyway i called for an ambulance since he kept passing out for longer and longer periods of time. 10 minutes later i get a call. the shift head for the ambulance or whatever. he says "yeah we're kinda understaffed tonight, is your friend still alive?" i tell them yes, ive been rotating him on his side so he doesnt choke on his vomit and checking his pulse. the guy says "wow, you are doing a really good job. so just keep doing that until he comes to, because we're not sending anyone there. bye". so i spent that night rolling over a vomiting guy, he was also on some drugs or something becauss he was constantly spasming and shit. i had an exam that morningi hate roommates
>>84456966You are a loser asshole. You're lucky that guy didn't stomp your head in.
>>84456966You are a based incel king. That guy's lucky you didn't do anything worse.
>>84457421>then a few years later when i was already in my masters program i had a freshman roommate. one night je came into the room at like 3 AM and startee vomiting everywhere. then he startee choking in all his vomit. i turned on the lights and the entire room, walls, floor, his bed, everything was covered with vomit. anyway i called for an ambulance since he kept passing out for longer and longer periods of time. 10 minutes later i get a call. the shift head for the ambulance or whatever. he says "yeah we're kinda understaffed tonight, is your friend still alive?" i tell them yes, ive been rotating him on his side so he doesnt choke on his vomit and checking his pulse. the guy says "wow, you are doing a really good job. so just keep doing that until he comes to, because we're not sending anyone there. bye". so i spent that night rolling over a vomiting guy, he was also on some drugs or something becauss he was constantly spasming and shit. i had an exam that morningJFL
>>84456448Football used to be a chad sport when I was growing up now it's all data nerds, very strange
My ex-roommate would have his girlfriend over when I was at work or whatever and the neighbors would get mad at me for because all they knew was "they live together and someone in there is loudly having sex". There was literally zero sexual contact between us ever.
Roommates are almost universally shit.>Constantly loud, especially late at night>Leave messes everywhere>Often try to skip out on splitting rent/bills>Will have a loud poorly-trained loud dog with them, or bring one in later without telling you>Frequently smokers+often addicted to at least one substance>Knows at least one other addict they will start bringing around to the place after moving in
i wouldn't mind being roommates with another incel, but what if one of us gets a gf eventually? sure, i might be happy for them, but I would likely be jealous and resentful at the same time when she starts coming over. hopefully, at that point, they would move in with their gf.
>>84456966Incel Lord, the Thot Extinguisher
>>84457190>chasing pussyfor what purpose?
>>84456966Based anon. Fuck that guy for not respecting shared space.
