i wish i had a girl who'd squeeze my penis between her thighs and ass.
i would take such good care of her.

>>84464381
wow that was a huge orgasm.

>>84464381
>releasing your nut between tohsaka cosplayer thighs
>she gives it a few extra tight squeezes while he's cumming
also hot just seeing her lay on him after he was done cumming with the goop flopping down her thigh

>>84464381
Do sexhavers just let their bedsheets and mattress get soaked with cum like that? It might be nice in the moment to let go and cum everywhere but sleeping on a cum-stained smelly bed wouldn't be fun for long.

>>84464387
This was the quintessential marital experience for betabuxx sub8 men (95% of males) a century ago but then capitalists saw the value of doubling the workforce for free and gave women rights and then the sexual revolution for divide et impera tactics against the masses and now only Chad can get this.

Well you could still get this if you convert to Islam and convince a salafi to hand over his daughter to you because they don't have marital rape and your wife has to fulfill all your desires (except anal and period sex because they're filthy and haram) or she's eternally cursed by Allah

>>84464524
can you not see the big ass towel right there, retard, even though it's literally the only visible surface?

They use all your towels as cum rags, normies piss me off.

>>84464381
How to convince gf to try this without making it obvious I'm just wanting her to do the porn thing

>>84464536
>They use all your towels as cum rags
Nah you have one or two basically designated cum and lube towels that aren't kept with the rest
t. normalfag

>>84464529
Wait wtf that's a towel? My spring blanket looks just like that. Do amerigoyim really have giant towels like this?

>>84464381
Can he at least shave his hairy ass legs before doing scenes like this. I don't want to look at hairy legs in an otherwise hot and unfortunately lacking category. Thigh enjoyers are already suffering for content.

>>84464559
i was talking about other people coming over and using your towels as their cum rags.
They're fucking pigs. I would always throw the towels out. I don't even nut into my own towels.

>>84464566
>i was talking about other people coming over and using your towels as their cum rags
Lolwut this doesn't happen in normal life. Having sex at someone else's houses and using their towels is an absolute fucking no no. Is that what's going on in the OP?

>>84464381
But I am having a seizure

>>84464564
It's called a bath sheet to distinguish it from a bath towel, but they are considerably larger. They are not super common in America. I have to specifically search them out and quality is all over the place so you have to actually go to a physical store and feel them to get something that doesn't feel like shit. Too often I've bought online and disliked it for multiple reasons. A good one might be $30 or $50 but you won't be able to go back to using garbage poor people towels again.
It's a shame so many people don't understand fabric that they accept trash quality or ruin stuff without thinking. When you get a gf or wife you will have to throw away all your clothes, linens, etc. because she will wash and dry on hellfire mode ruining the integrity and add all sorts of scented detergent, softener, dryer sheets, and other things that make them unusable. She will insist she can't tell a difference but she's lying. The heat permanently alters the fibers, the waxes in the weird stuff she adds embeds in the clothing further changing the feel/performance, and it's impossible to completely get rid of the scents. There's also weird color agents in a lot of them to increase reflectivity or whatever. It should be illegal that this stuff is sold to women who haven't passed an extremely difficult chemistry test. We wouldn't have this problem if it were legal to beat your gf or wife when she fucks up bigly. In my experience yelling and throwing a fit just makes them cry, apologize, then turn right around and do it again the next day. Same stupid excuse claiming ignorance again.

>>84464640
Based towel autist
I accidently washed my yellow bath sheet (normal here) with a baby blue face towel at 30C with 800 spin and it went green. Lol.

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>>84464381
CURSE YOU, FOID
MY SEMEN RETENTION STREAK IS RUINED
GIVE ME BACK MY SEEEEEED

>>84464716
Same that cost me my daily coom, now I'll be bored for the rest of the day

>>84464733
I was just roleplaying. I'm doing semen retention irl tho

>>84464761
w larps

>>84464381
god I wish that was me, life is not fair

>>84464564
Yeah, we can afford large towels in America. I know this is hard to imagine in your favela shanty.

>>84464640
I would make you drink all of the softeners you retard

>>84464381
I wonder what that feels like. I bet women are really soft and having that weight pressing down on you would feel great

>>84464524
>Do sexhavers just let their bedsheets and mattress get soaked with cum like that? It might be nice in the moment to let go and cum everywhere but sleeping on a cum-stained smelly bed wouldn't be fun for long.
My ex was an unironic semen demon, she always wanted me to pull it out and cum all over her body and she would lay there while the jizz flowed off her and onto the mattress and dried. After the third time I went back, I noticed she hadn't changed the sheets and she said she likes going to bed laying in my crusted semen.

I miss that crazy bitch.

>>84464381
Rape should be not just legal but compelled when it's a woman doing it to a man.

>>84464833
I would make you drink all the bleach. What, no you're crazy honey. You've always been foaming at the mouth and shitting blood I can't even notice it.

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>>84464381
I think its better to fugk her thighs from behind and then rub her clit while you do it. More romantic that way I think

>>84464640
She'll just buy Tide Free & Gentle and drying on the gentle cycle is all.

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>>84464903
>I bet women are really soft and having that weight pressing down on you would feel great
It's even better when they have firm, muscular legs. Then you feel their thighs flex and feel them clamp down and get firm around your cock. You can feel the strength and like your cock is going to get ripped off. Gives me the hardest orgasms.

>>84466851
She looks like she devirginizes incels.

>>84464524
You can literally see that they are lying on a towel, are you retarded?

>>84464381
Do you think a woman that does this with her boyfriends but doesn't let him stick it inside of her is still a virgin?

>>84464381
aaaaaand now i need to jerk off, thanks anon, fuck you

also this video would be genuinely perfect if she were pinning his arms down while giving it to him

>>84467350
so they just get a different towel every time they have sex? That's impractical. They'd be needing a towel change, that's just impractical.

>>84464524
>but then capitalists
Those were the jews, anon.

>>84464381
What des she get out of this? It makes sense he's getting stimulation but she just seems to be doing a lot of work and not getting much in return, unless his cock's rubbing against her pussy maybe but it's still better for him

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>>84467723
What do you think of this video?

>>84467974
amazing, i cant stop watching it

>>84467952
money. she gets money. from posting the video online. these onlyfans gf guys have struck up a deal with the devil. their gf will wear basically anything and perform basically any sexual service for them, but in return they're on perpetual display for an army of gooners, who may or may not have access to her DMs. I can't imagine going for it unless I knew it was a pump and dump desu. it's always crazy when I jerk it regularly to some girl and she consistently films with her boyfriend, and then one day she's getting dick from some other "content creator" - I think I would literally rather shoot myself.

>>84464381
I just want to be loved in a physical sense.

>>84468156
Well, I mean I know a guy who runs the social media OF women for a living so chances are those guys won't even be talking to her directly

Ugh god imagine how fucking good that must feel. Why do some assholes get all the luck? I would be soo happy if I had a fine ass girl to do this with.

>>84464524
>just let their bedsheets and mattress get soaked with cum like that?
Obviously. I sleep on the sheets covered in my dried up cum. who doesn't?

>>84466851
>>84467048
she is not attractive enough to do that. Holy fucking retards always assume the males and females are into the same thing. As a straight male I never want to fuck a Hulk.

>>84467645
I would say she's not. Her brain thinks they had sex.

>>84467974
horrifying, i can't watch it at all

>>84468269
she would simply pin you down and suck the semen out of your balls through her vaginal canal

>>84464524
You are retarded if you think women in the past put out like this. There's a reason boomers always joked about hating their wives. Women like this have always been an extreme rarity.

>>84466834
Ideally, but don't let your guard down too much. The good detergent costs more but make sure it's the only kind in home or else she'll 'accidentally' use her stuff at some point. Make up a disease like bananaphylactic excerptomatitis, for some reason cunts will more readily accept that than 'crippling assburgers and I will lose my fucking shit if the fabric has a smell or the loft and touch is noticeably altered as in actually noticeably altered not just gaslighting there's no difference I can't tell so you can't either'. Quickest way to show she's full of shit is ask her why she uses all the toxic crap if she genuinely can't perceive even the tiniest slightest ittiest bittiest difference versus not using it. She won't have an answer because they lie so much they do it without thinking. It will probably be the first time she's ever came to face the fact that what she says flies directly against her actual behavior and perceptions. Liars are almost as bad as noxious scents.
Also towels can withstand a normal wash and even medium heat if it's proper cotton. It's mostly the waxes in softener and the brighteners and pigments in detergent that destroys the hand and loft. I don't use heat on my clothes but for towels it's going to take three cycles to actually get dry if you do air only. But that's two different settings and normalfags will shortcircuit if you try to explain that the different settings do different things and are used for specific applications. Depending on how fucked your brain is the easiest solution is a rule for her. Do not touch fabric unless it's your own clothes. Yes specifying her clothes is important. Multiple screaming arguments about kitchen towels being used to clean up spills. The whole point of kitchen towel is they never get dirty. Since schools dropped home ec women frequently think fabric equals rag so lol wipe your ass with it then put the poop germs on the forks. Or she'll put a knife in the sink. Retards

>>84468484
Maybe I'll just do the laundry.

Of course by moid you clearly mean Chad Thundercock

>>84467974
ill be mentioning you on my suicide note

>>84464381
Does it feel better if the guy moves too?

>>84468879
That guy has a small dick though

>>84468341
Doubtful. Likely some oxytocin but not the same as if he stuck it in her.
>>84468242
She'd get bored. I had a gf that would let me hotdog her but she got mad that I never actually fucked her because she refused to take birth control.
>>84467952
Her clit is literally rubbing up and down his shaft.

>>84464381
Most people repost this and don't even know its a guy

ive sort of done this with gf a while ago, she was on her period so said I could fuck her thighs but I was ontop with her on her stomach. It's cool, might see if I can do it again to see properly. Couldn't cum from it though, kinda like with handjobs and bjs.

>>84469975
It's a real woman though.

I still don't get it. It looks completely stupid.

>>84464524
One, we use towels. Second, we wash our sheets once a week. We even have a hand towel to hold when we go to the bathroom to make sure cum doesn't leak from us.

>>84469676
No, the woman needs to do everything and the guy just enjoys. That or the guy can be on top and move

>>84464381
holy fuck i deserve to experience this

>>84466851
>>84467048
Made my blush, lol

>>84469975
it's not
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=petitsweettreat

>>84464381
Thigh jobs seems amazing, totally safe as well

I like doing this standing behind the girl with her panties around her legs, blowing a load into the crotch of her panties

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Why is it in thighfuck videos women do that thing with their feet? Does it make it easier?
>>84464387
Same anon, kissing and cuddling her to sleep would almost be as good as the thigh sex

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is this a new meme or something?

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>>84473742
I hope so, thighfucking as a meme is good because it's hot

>>84473838
aren't memes supposed to be funny?

Holy shit stop bumping this fucking thread

>>84473742
yeah zoomers are into thighjobs and outercourse for some reason

I received a thighjob before like that and it feels nice

>>84473587
Honestly I don't know why more people don't do outercourse. It's fun, safe, and doesn't "add to the body count". I think it's just that since most people just jump all the way to sex when they're young, doing this would be a "step back"

>>84464381
The best way to do this is to have her standing and slightly bent over. That way your head brushes by her clit every time.

>>84474137
Zillennial here. I helped start the trend among my zoomer minions lol
We are the true architects of society

>>84474137
>Cant get them pregnant
>Is a lot of fun
>Can still say you're a virgin

>>84474137
I've never tried it but hotdogging a girl's vulva lips seems like it would be a lot of fun. The temptation to stick it in would be overwhelming, though.

>>84474436
i dont know if posting porn links is cringe here but yeah this looks peak
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=66c8a0f9b4054

I kept thinking about this video at work today unfortunately

>>84474137
What else is included in outercourse?

>>84464381
Getting a thighjob from a Rin cosplaying foid is crazy.

>>84476027
could be basically anything other than vaginal, anal, or oral
but probably thighjobs, sumata/pussyjob/camel toe slide/whatever it's called, buttjob/hotdogging, dry humping, grinding
maybe handjobs, footjobs, titfucks and so on

>>84474818
imagine being some retarded boomer who likes bush because that was the style in the porno mags he stole from his father, how could you ever do this?

>>84464381
>Rin Tohsaka cosplay
>Wearing kneehighs instead of thighhighs
Boner gone

>>84474818
kino but this is obviously sex

>>84476241
I want to make love to and cum inside a woman's armpit

>>84474818
>peak
>dildo with fake cum

>>84464381
wow he cummed really fast

>>84478582
I think her skirt is longer so the thigh peep thing (whatever is called in Japanese) has the same effect