I wish I had a slutty female friend who felt comfortable with me being attracted to her and even let me jack off to videos of her when she's with chad.
>>84466936I wish I had a slutty female friend who is only a slut for me and nobody else and is also fun to hang out with.I'd take her camping and get into tickle fights with her.
>>84466947That sounds more like a romantic relationship than a friendship.
>>84466969But we don't date, we just hang outShe's also a total slut (for me)
>>84467025Hanging out exclusively is dating anon
>>84467043What if we sign a legally binding contract first?Then we aren't dating or friends, more like business partners.
>>84467064That's marriage.
>>84466936>even let me jack off to videos of her when she's with chadSo you are just gay/bi? You fixate on this Chad guy with her instead of wanting to be with her yourself.
>>84467125Obviously I want to be with her. That's the whole point. The fantasy is that she's cool with me feeling that way, stays friends with me and even helps me out by giving me jerk off fuel.
>>84467179Bro you're just being a cuck or a faggot. Wish for a girl to have sex with you instead. Or a guy if you're so into Chad.
>>84467190I do wish a girl would have sex with me. But while you're wishing, wouldn't it be hot to basically have a chill female friend who let you use her as fap material?
>>84467209Why not just have her send you nudes instead?
>>84467277She would. But watching her have sex would be hot too. Like do you not watch porn?
>>84467303Yes but porn is hot when you self insert. I don't want to feel like a guy in the corner jerking off.
>>84467473You could self insert as the dude fucking her
>>84467541It's different when you're actually present there and you know who she is.
>>84467545Nah for me it only makes it better since she's not a stranger to me
>>84466936>I wish I had a slutty female friendOkay so far... You've got a slutty female friend you can call up and say "Hey babe, whatcha' doing? I got a case of beer and a pirated video of the latest Wrestlemania here, wanna come over and suck my cock?">even let me jack off to videos of her when she's with chad.Okay this is where you've gone all wrong. That's NOT what you want a slutty female friend for. A slutty female friend is a girl who you know is fucking other guys, but it's okay since she's letting you use her too. (Just remember to use a condom.) You're just some saddo with a cuck fetish.
>>84468015I am using her, to jack off to. It's not cucking because I am not romantically involved with her.