>go back in time when you turned 18 except you are the exact height you wish to be and look as close to "perfect" as a human could be>become comically talented at EVERYTHING>can hit a homerun every time>can hit a three pointer every time>can perfectly remember everything you want>can recreate every single piece of music you've ever heard etc>in exchange for all of this you only live until your EXACT 30th birthday, accurate to the milisecond (you will get an invisible "tattoo" that shows the countdown on your arm)Would you take the deal?
>>84467602If I had to go back to being 18, I'd like to be reborn as a cis woman.
>>84467607Sure man, I never specified gender
>>84467602So it's basically live 12 wonderful years instead of 80 being a retard?Honestly I would take that deal if after death I'm going to heaven instead of hell.
>>84467622How about you're not guaranteed to go to hell, as long as you are a good christian during those 12 years?
>>84467638Wouldn't that be the same in my normal life though?
>>84467646>no premarital sexI don't know anon, that seems like a big one to me
>>84467602>Would you take the deal?guess so. do i get to take anyone with me?
>>84467638>stub your toe one time>"GOD DAMN IT!">break the "thou shalt not use the lord's name in vain">burn in hell forever
