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>>84469962
Letter posters tounge my anus, everyone below this post has tickled my prostate
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K
I'm sorry for all the wrong and the evil I did to you all this these years. You were always the most genuine person I've been with despite it all. You deserve the world. You may hate me but you will always have a piece of my heart. Treat it with kindness, at least now at the end.

I regret not taking you back that evening you called me crying. If we cross paths again, I hope you can remember the good times and the kindness we showed each other. Here's to wherever life takes us
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I always use fake initials in these threads because I'm too afraid they'll read my message and think it's me. Everything I write is from the heart though.
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>>84470019
Well these initials were right
J
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>>84470059
Trust me dude, nobody ever reads these threads in your real life.
I should know, I used to actually use them 5 years ago. Constantly.

Now if whatever the hell happened last time is stopped, it's back to normal.
Gonna give it a few hours until it becomes a vagueposting ChatGPT spamfest
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>>84470019
PS: you were the best because of who you were and not your looks. I hope you can understand that you're worth more than this one day. Sort your shit out, I gotta sort my stuff out too.
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You told me once that I loved the idea of you more than the women herself, and I was angry with you for many months over your elegance in that cruelty. I see now that you were correct, and incorrect, in the precise measures the truth demands. The idea I loved was you; you were simply more, and stranger, and finally beyond what any idea could contain. The tragedy of all love letters is that it can't ever meaningfully reach that person, only the figure left behind in their absence. I have been writing to that figure ever since, in one way or another, and it has worn me down in ways I can't express. I remember all the small, useless things. The way you tucked a strand of your hair behind your ear while reading, as though to keep the words from being interrupted. The way your laugh would catch and break, just slightly, when something caught you by surprise - a thing I am sure you have given to others since, though I prefer not to imagine the rooms it has filled. The cold morning, just before you left for class, when you wore my coat over your uniform and we stood on the front balcony and drank foam cups of watery, bitter coffee that wasn't either good or bad, only ours, only that mornings. These are keepsakes I have allowed only myself - and anyone who reads this anonymous post, I guess - and nobody else. I would rather not think too hard about whether you have kept any of mine, I will never know the answer. I wish I had an opportunity to lay down all that is unfinished between us, and I hope, with whatever remains in me of the capacity for hoping and dreaming, that we meet again somewhere.
Think of me, if you think of me at all, only when the light is kind.
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>>84470203
>nobody ever reads these threads in your real life
>I used to actually use them 5 years ago. Constantly.
Same. But it makes me sad because I tell people I write to them in these threads. I went through EVERY SINGLE LETTER THREAD in the archives up to 2017 at one point and could not find anything addressed to me
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@84470252
And lo and behold, we got a slop generator vagueposting, like 5 minutes in.
Alright, good game, thread's getting raped again.
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I'm sorry I ghosted you. I know everything seemed perfect and I did care about you, I did mean it when I said you're great and you deserve to be happy. I just couldn't be the person to give it to you. It was because you're hispanic and I'm not into that. I'm so sorry. I would've been mature and told you the truth if it was about anything besides that. I didn't want you to feel insecure. Even now I mean I think I still did the right thing but I just want to confess it and apologize. I'm sorry.
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>>84470271
This probably isn't for me, but I needed that closure.
Thanks, hope things work out for you.
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I don't think I can pair bond anymore. I've had too many partners and too many dates and introduced myself too many times. I'm basically a male roastie now, and it'll never feel like it did with my first few girlfriends. Maybe I'll get an 18 year old and feel alive for a few minutes, but it'll fizzle because it's too problematic for her family, and even teenage pussy doesn't fix that I'm just too burnt out on trying to connect with someone. If you didn't get married and shit out kids and figure out a life partner in your 20s, love just isn't for you. Sorry. I didn't make the rules.
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>I approve
>I approve
>I DON'T, THEY HAVE TO GET WITH A FAILZOOM THEIR AGE BECAUSE, BECAUSE THEY JUST DO, OKAY??? YOU'RE A HECKIN PEDO FOR DATING A LEGAL ADULT IN THE COUNTRY WITH THE HIGHEST AGE OF CONSENT
I'm so tired of this. Just change the legal age to 25 already. You know you want to.
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>>84471365
I like brown nipples. If you're pre-torta I'll accept you and even move you in. Drop discord.
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So your relationship you moved for failed. What a surprise, but hey -- he had a nice car... who cares if he couldn't afford to maintain it, didn't have his own place, and couldn't afford to take care of himself, let alone you. He was definitely worth ghosting me for and moving to. Good one getting yourself into 10k debt with your performative, juvenile self-harm bullshit in the process. Maybe you finally learned something and will stop that dumb shit, or at least do it for keeps next time. Anyway, this dick's still here. I can take care of you if you want. I know your idiot parents won't approve, but whatever. A retard your own age worked just fine, right? Maybe try that again, this time it'll work out.
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>Anyway, this dick's still here. I can take care of you if you want.
the fuck's wrong with you niggers
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I wish I just didn't say anything. I was already going through it. Those feelings don't feel good, and aren't how I want to feel or feel actively. They aren't something that is indicative of what I would ever do, or something I feel day to day. They come from a place of hurt, and resentment. The reaction is warranted, and I understand. How else are you supposed to respond to that?

However, they do exist. I have to own that. I hope you understand. All I wanted was to be with you. To cherish you like you deserve. I think what hurts the most is that it was never truly an option. It was never really going to work out given the circumstances, and it probably never will. I don't even know what to do, or how to go about trying to move on. I am completely broken, and pray that I will find some respite in the future. The last few weeks were already hard enough, and I am lost. Did you delete all the other messages too? The one's you've archived I wonder. Will you continue to hold on to those? Probably not good if you do, but I have no idea. I'm sorry. I hope you don't feel guilty, or bad about anything. It just is what it is. I don't want that for you. The one silver lining is if this was enough to truly end everything then at least you can move on finally. Be free from all of this, and live a good life. Please.
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>>84472260
I like her and was happy when we dated. What can I say? She's a fucking mess but she's a woman, what more can be expected?
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uS_3IgXMnBc
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>>84472474
allowing you to take root in any aspect of my life is the worst decision i've ever made and will likely exist as one of my greatest regrets and points of shame for a very long time.
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>>84473428
I'm genuinely sorry you feel that way. Obviously that's the opposite of how I'd ever want you to feel about us. I hope in time those feelings can go away, and you can find some aspect of our time together that was good for you. Something positive. I imagine you are angry, and I'm sure our interaction yesterday only amplified the negative feelings you are currently experiencing. Just know that came from a place of hurt, and anguish. I wish I had better control over how I feel, but it truly is unbearable for me. I am so sorry.
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>>84473533
i'm not angry, im deeply ashamed. from the very beginning, she clocked you for who you are and what you you're really like and what you were truly after. she tried time and again to warn me, but i ignored those warnings. i told her she must be wrong, that she just needs to give you a chance to prove yourself. you did and now i sit with the confirmation that you do want her dead. i get to live with soul aching guilt when she tells me that she's scared for her life because you said verbatim that you want to catch her leaving the house and shoot her in the back of the head. she knew you felt this way and i turned a blind eye to it. now when i look her in the eyes i have to live with the fact that i didn't listen to her. that i brought that into her life against her will and actively chose not to see it until you explicitly spelled out how, when, and why you want her dead. i will live with that guilt for the rest of my life. there is no positive. there is no good.
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>>84473705
>She clocked you for who you are
She never gave me a chance to begin with. From the beginning she never wanted me there. She barely tolerated my presence, and the whole time was convinced I was going to do something awful to her, or you. No matter what I did it never changed. What feelings do you suppose that would invoke in someone? That was never going to change, and I finally accepted that for what it was. What could I do? It was impossible. I could never "prove" myself. Her feelings about me would never change, and you and I both know that. What I expressed last night was not something that was even a thought back then. It still brings me great pain, and disgust to even feel that type of way.
>i get to live with soul aching guilt when she tells me that she's scared for her life
I would never do anything like that. I know you love her, and that is the absolute last thing I would ever want to do. It is just absolutely soul crushing that the person I love will never be with me, and would chose someone like that. Who does nothing in the way of expressing any actual attraction, or romantic love for you. Who consistently emotionally cheats on you, and does barely anything to care for you.

You pressed me to tell you what I would do to "take you away" from her. In a moment where I was already in a terrible state of mind. Of course I'm resentful, and angry. I have no way of seeing you anymore, and she refuses to ever have me be in your life in any meaningful way. Even before this. You say you wanted to try to see each other, but how was that even supposed to play out? We meet up in secrecy, and have sex? Go out on a date once every two months? There is a lot at play when it comes to how I was made to feel. There were absolutely good things about us. You shared many of them with me last night. I'm sorry to make you feel this way, but it is not an accurate reflection of how I genuinely feel. It was said in a moment where I was already breaking down.
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You better not give up and sit on your ass for the entire summer. Figure it out. Else we're just both going to suffer. Don't you dare have avoidance take control of you in this matter or I'm going to come and kick your ass.
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On top of all of that you still respond to me. Did you delete all the files you listen to? Are you still going to replay them over, and over again? How long will you continue to deny how you feel about me? All I ever wanted was to be with you, and make you happy. To help you be in better health, and cherish you. I had, and still have zero issue with her being in your life. She makes you happy, and never wanted to deny either of you that. There was no future with us where she wasn't involved, and I accepted that fully. However this was never reciprocated. From the start she never wanted me around, or wanted you to have any contact with me. She hated having me there. She hated me in general. No matter what I tried, or did it didn't matter. So what was the point? It became so demoralizing as the months went by. I started to understand that things just wouldn't work out, and it broke me. I didn't know what else to do, or what I could even do about it.

It was a self fulfilling prophecy. She created the conditions, and continued to treat me in such a way how could I not be resentful or angry? I hate feeling this way. I don't want to feel like this. It absolutely destroys me. Even when I tried to do things together with the three of us it was never going to work. Whether a movie, or a game. Whatever. I'm not going to fucking kill her for God's sake. I'm just fucking devastated. No matter what I do it just won't work out, and it kills me.
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>>84473793
>I would never do anything like that. I know you love her, and that is the absolute last thing I would ever want to do
it's never 'i wouldn't hurt her because that's wrong to do to her' and always 'i wouldn't hurt her because that would upset you'. you consistently show your hand and utter lack of basic respect for her as a person. you very much hate her while trying to play pretend at me that you don't so you can get in close enough to get your hooks in me. you say you love me, but that always manifests in trying to tear me away from my life life to live something of your own design. i am content where im at. there's nothing i need 'rescuing' from. that's not love, it's isolation and control
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>>84473912
i deleted everything but the one audio. all messages, images and other files are gone.
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>>84473984
>it's never 'i wouldn't hurt her because that's wrong to do to her' and always 'i wouldn't hurt her because that would upset you'
Because that goes without saying? Of course it's wrong to do to her. For goodness sake.. I'm just emphasizing that I also wouldn't do it because of how you feel towards her. That's all.
>you very much hate her
I hate what she does to you. I hate how she treats me. I hate how she prevents me from ever seeing you again. As a person, or as a whole? No. I don't. But, they might as well be the same. I understand. It wasn't always like that, and I don't want it to be that way. It doesn't feel good. I want her to do better, and not feel the way she does. to not be depressed, and to take care of her self. To be functional. It hurts seeing someone you care about live like that. It also affects you directly. It's a complex thing.
>but that always manifests in trying to tear me away from my life life to live something of your own design
I never planned to tear you away from her. I was always fine with you being in her life, and vice versa. I just wanted us to be together. Or be able to see each other freely. I even wanted to have her and I be friends if that was something she was willing to try. I've never tried to isolate you from her or control you. You always dictated how. or what happened. There was no other way that could work. I do bring up how she treats you. Because it is relevant. Living in a hoarder house, and not having clean towels to even bathe with is a situation that does merit some form of "rescue" as you like to call it. However I wanted that for both you, and her. I cared about her first because you did, and that was more than enough for me. I just wanted an actual chance for that to develop, but that just wasn't an option for her.

I can see how it looks to you, but everything I say is tainted with resentment, and anguish. I'm sorry.
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>>84474062
If that makes you feel better by all means.
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>I'm gonna call you in distress but leave you on read when you try to hit me up
Hope your next an-hero "attempt" is your last. BPD Ramona Flowers-tier whore.
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Hope you're fucking pregnant too. Hope everything about moving to be with that retard blows up in the most spectacular way for you. Oh yeah, get some stupid tattoos too. Why not? Speed-run being undateable trash by 20. At least I had you while you were at your best, for 5 minutes there.
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>>84474070
it doesn't, but you are a demonic presence that i must break my soul free from so that i may live in god's light.
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>>84474152
I'm the furthest thing from demonic. I'm just hurt, broken, and in love with you. You can live in God's light with or without me. That is the truth so take heart and know it. I don't know how or if that will ever truly happen given everything, but whatever it is you truly desire I will pray for you to have it manifest. Regardless. I am always here for you. You know this.
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back from the dead, back from the dead
everybody knows I'm back from the dead
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>>84474177
1 corinthians 10:21
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>>84474235
If calling me a demon makes you feel better than do so freely. However, I've never belittled you or shamed you for your faith. I have always tried to encourage it, and even take an invested interest in it myself for my own spiritual development. I have always wanted you to be free from fear, shame, and guilt. To strengthen your bond with God, and live within the light Always. I know you may feel this was also a ruse to get closer to you, but it is the truth. Just like you humored my own books I extended the same courtesy to you, and continue to read the Bible. I have been genuinely enjoying it, and am grateful you encouraged me to read it. One of the many positive things that I take from our time together.
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bite the head off a snake and drink its bloooooood
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>>84474261
it is not about your proximity to my faith. what makes you demonic is the manipulation. the push and pull. going from telling me that you want to kill my gf and take me away to rolling over and saying that you just want to care for me and love me. it's the love bombing, the cruelty, the lack of respect for boundaries, your 'better to beg forgiveness than ask permission' attitude that continually shines through the Provider act. you are a wolf draped in the corpse of a lamb. what you want is all you truly care about and it's a razor fine focus that you use to carve through any vulnerability shown to you. you are a bad, evil man. you are possessed by something dark and cold inside and no matter how much you cover it up with the veneer of love and kindness, the rot inevitably seeps to the surface and you spread it slowly, meticulously, infecting those you claim to love. that, ive always known about you. it's my own fault
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I remember laying in bed and you texted me "id like to dwell there too"

I feel like we are 1 step away from continuing.

It will be a lot better when we are talking directly

I dislike writing to you here, having to deal with the constant harassment and malfeasance of others, but I do it for you.

I shouldn't have to specify that this is the first and only thing I wrote in this thread but it's the first and only thing I've written in this thread.

I didn't see anything that looked like it was written to me.

-the one you gave the amethyst and you have my grandpa's knife.
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>>84474376
Looks like a conversation to/from c or n.
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>>84474453
michael, shut the fuck up and stay out of other people's lives. this isn't about you or maria or any of the supporting cast. i don't have the energy for this today. let us air our own dirty laundry in peace. please.
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>>84474376
>from telling me that you want to kill my gf
I don't want to do that, and have never wanted to do that. There's no good excuse for my actions yesterday, but I was not in a good state of mind. I'm not trying to manipulate you, but I understand how it must come off and that is not what I ever wanted. My "love bombing" was always genuine, and free expressions of the love I have for you. Even if it seems that way I truly don't wish to manipulate you. You always had full control over what happened, or didn't happen. I do want to love, and care for you. That is something that comes with the territory when one feels that way towards another. Just like you bought me things, and consistently tried not to isolate. Acknowledging how you might hurt me, and striving to not do those things in the future. Just like I would, and have done for you.

>the lack of respect for boundaries
I've always respected your, and your gf's boundaries. The worst I did was ask if it you could speak to her about having me come over sometime in the future. It wasn't disrespectful, but a simple request. One you didn't have to do if you didn't feel like it. Having a dialogue with someone isn't disrespectful. Even if it seems dismissive towards how she feels that's just not true. I understood it was a huge ask. So is expecting you to leave the house. Either option is a mountain in itself.
>what you want is all you truly care about
I've demonstrated that's not the case multiple times since I've been in your life. I left as quickly as I could to accommodate your gf's desires. I consistently tried to be good to her despite the way I was treated, and thought of. Always thinking how I could do something nice for her, or you. If I truly am what you say I am my actions would have been far different. However I don't expect you to see it that way given recent events. How could you?
>you are a bad, evil man
I don't try to be. The only person possessed is you right now. From what I invoked last night.
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>>84474473
Just saying what it looks like, but I'll leave it be.

Give me the same courtesy.
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>>84474473
Well said.. This is cathartic. Just ignore it. Comes with the territory, and not like we haven't rattled the cage before.. Reap what we sow. Etc. Etc.
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>>84474489
>The only person possessed is you right now. From what I invoked last night.
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This is the first time today.
Faggots
Niggers
Kikes
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>>84474552
Yeah that was pretty corny, but there is truth to that. Similar to the wassail incident. Realistically I think there's just a lot of things I don't mean or intend to do genuinely. Which makes it all the more difficult when it comes to dealing with me, and considering what my actual feelings or motives are. Truly. I do not want to manipulate you, or tear you away from your gf. I want you to always have her in your life, just like I wish to be in yours. I never wanted to make her afraid, and hope she removes all thoughts of that ever being a reality from her mind. I have hurt her just like I have hurt you, and even though my heart want's the complete opposite of these things time, and time again it seems like I manifest the opposite. There's only so many instances before one can call "bull shit", and realistically we're at that point.

Much like before. What can I do? The harder I try. The more I fuck it up. Even when I try to step back the moment you're back speaking to me I crumble, and break down. I can't even help myself when it comes to you.

Which probably makes it harder to walk away from in its own way. I relinquished the thought of that a long time ago with you. Even if you chose to never speak to me again I would pray for your health, and happiness. Wishing that you have all that you desire even if I'm not around. There's just no other choice for me. I have accepted this.
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Is it ok if I send you a friend request?
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Oh damn, this thread is still going.
Dear female Z.
I obsess over you.
Bye.
J
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>>84474604
it's actually insane to compare this to the wassail thing. that was a retarded spat over the pronunciation of a word. this was you sending me an almost 6 minutes long audio of you viciously shit talking her and going on, in explicit detail, about killing her or anyone else who would try to be with me. the fact that you would categorize both as 'emotionally charged, runaway misunderstandings' is extremely telling. this isn't an 'oopsie i said the wrong thing while heated' situation. you said you were going to wait for her outside and shoot her in the back of the head when she leaves for work. that is a fully formed plan of lethal violence. a death threat. it's really hard to believe your heart wants the opposite there.
>>84474612
are you actually retarded
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>>84474761
no im autistic, how about you?
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>>84474761
why did mike do all that though? why'd he do it
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>>84474770
im autistic and retarded.
>>84474773
he's probably done similar, tbdesu. he seems like the type
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>>84474797
So what you're telling me in the Mike thread is that you're talking about Mike and Mike did all those things?
What a crazy fellow.
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>>84474656
please delete this. its just gonna piss her off when she sees the thread
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>>84474773
I did nothing like that. Fuck off.

Once again from that Saturday forward and none of the pollution from here is in effect. Like it's a skill to tap on the hot bar. It will be nice not to be here anymore and speaking directly again. Having only the good with us. Literally the only anxiety in my life is dealing with this shit and i do it for you. I have a good enough mind not to associate the shitty feeling dealing with this for 5 years with how I feel about you. The from that Saturday forward hot key gets quite a bit of use.
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>>84474761
>it's actually insane to compare this to the wassail thing.
I'm not saying it's the equivalent at all. You're misinterpreting that. I'm referencing it in the sense of possession. Regarding the flame meditation from the day before that. It was not meant to be a comparison to the severity of the incident to be perfectly clear. Or draw a connection/comparison to them in that way.
> the fact that you would categorize both as 'emotionally charged, runaway misunderstandings' is extremely telling.
I would not at all. I can see how it was interpreted as such though. I am very sorry about that. I strictly meant it in the sense of the channeling/possession aspect. Because in that moment I truly did feel possessed by something due to how insane the reaction was in that moment. I wasn't possessed last night. I was breaking down over not having spoken to you, and how all the emotions came flooding back as you started to tease me just a little bit, and it was way, way, waywaywayway to much for me to process or handle. I thought I was going to hold it together, but I did not realize that was bottled up to that extent. Then when we started on the topic of what I'd do to take you away from your gf it went to a really bad place, and I didn't want to be there which is why I was so fucked up during that. I should have stopped, and went to bed, but I was enjoying talking to you so much I didn't want to stop. Not a good choice as it turned out.

Also message received.
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I heard Mike pooped his diaper for Maria on call, and that pooped diaper was a prolonged metaphor of a beaten horse.
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>tfw had your entire life ruined because some redhead slut told people to stalk you
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>>84474805
>>84474773

I did none of those things.
C just wants you to think I did.
Faggot

I guess it's good when C's lies about me are so obvious it proves what a manipulative POS he is
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>>84474797
You can call me a wolf dressed in a lamb's corpse, and that I'm an evil possessed man. But calling me Mike is just mean.
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>>84474833
You look really childish right now throwing a tantrum over Mike and id be ashamed to know you.
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>>84474848
This is a weak larp by colton
Do not fall for it
The real M is busy at the moment
Thank you!
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>>84474831
the topic was loss of control, not taking me away from my gf, you slipped that in last second and i didn't even have a chance to respond to that part before you'd already started in on your finale
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Welp the rumors were true. I did get an eye infection and it was indeed ironic, because not only was I able to continue working but I have also performed my best work to date while suffering it. That of course is not an appraisal of my skill but proof that I am truly loved and cared for. When I think of how God sustained me during my most impossible time, I am so welled up with joy that I could almost cry. I say almost because nowadays only the sting of shampoo can make my eyes tear up. I've been immune against the venom you spew but I remain of no match to good ol' menthol it turns out. I still find it curious how you can be so casually deriding about the suffering of another yet claim moral high ground. You take assurance in dogma, in fasting, and whatever bourgeois ritual you toot your own horn with. You seek spiritual connection though religious creature comforts, brought by your material wealth no less, only to overlook where His kind handiwork is most obvious and that to me is a greater irony.
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>>84474850
well yeah, the other two are dark triad abusechad ego fluffing. tying it to michael keeps you grounded and humble
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>>84474891
You may have deleted the messages, but that wasn't it. You asked to go into more detail how I was going to take you away from your gf. I was losing control from your teasing, but I was also spiraling. You explicitly asked me to go into detail about it because I brought up doing that, and I even prefaced it with you'd probably hate me, and I didn't want to say because I was not in a good state of mind. You asked me "Please". That you wanted to know. I wish I hadn't. It doesn't reflect how I truly feel, and was coming from a bad place. I can't take it back though, and it's not like I don't have feelings of resentment, and anger anyway. Hence your response of. "Not where I was expecting that to go, but I'm not surprised". You were expecting me to say something like how I'd sneak by, and take you to my home and knock you up. Or pull over, and take you somewhere semi-public because I simply couldn't wait anymore. That I had to have you NOW.

For the record. That's not your fault. It's on me. I should of stopped, and addressed it in a better emotional state like I did above/now. So please don't interpret this as me putting blame on you or anything.
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>>84474920
After reading this I feel zero guilt about mentioning the alternative answers above now.. Expect random vocaroos in your inbox as I stated I would do before. Tsk. Brat.
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>>84474855
You looked really childish with a poopy diapee on stream
>>84474848
Liar, I have the video of you pooping your diaper on my mantle. It loops 24/7. I keep the volume at max because I laugh when I hear you whimpershart Maria's name
>>84474850
How about I just call you a retard instead?
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>>84474942
the 'tell me please' was in response to the 'you would hate me' comment. i don't type fast enough for it to have been in response to the taking me away comment. ultimately it doesn't matter. but yeah, i was expecting you to say something especially filthy that would be the 'hate me' part, not you launching into your shooter manifesto against my gf. not sure why you thought you would get anything other than blocked for that outside of spending too much time on here and the 'foids only get wet for violent criminal' threads?? 2iq plays
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>>84475025
>i don't type fast enough for it to have been in response to the taking me away comment. ultimately it doesn't matter.
In hindsight I can see that, but that was a one worded "please" response. Not something that takes long to type out. Plus, I wasn't exactly in a good state of mind.
>not sure why you thought
I wasn't. Unironically. I was beyond comprehensible thought in that moment, and my brain was pretty much shut down.
>spending too much time on here and the 'foids only get wet for violent criminal' threads??
STOP. I don't spend much time on here.. Same as you.

Yeah I'm really fucking sorry about all of that. You're right to react the way you did, and I completely understand. I just hope you know that I would never do that, and it's not how I truly feel. I was just losing my fucking mind. I'm fucking retarded.
>>84475024
Yes. You can.
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>>84475054
>Yes. You can.
Holy based retard.
On a serious note, I empathize with freaking the fuck out and losing your shit. But there's always a fine line you should draw when it comes to your freakouts. You still have control and should probably remove people and explain why later.
However, threatening to kill a bitch was obviously way too far and I think you need a psychiatric evaluation for your sake and others'.
Now back to your regularly programmed Mike shitting
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He keeps replying to messages that are not meant for him.
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>>84475089
>But there's always a fine line you should draw when it comes to your freakouts.
True. It's harder when you're in a bad place, and not in a good state of mind. There's no real excuse, but man I feel so fucking retarded over that. I wish I just went to bed. I did not think I would have the reaction I did, and just lose myself like that. Lesson learned.

Also. Therapy is for fags.
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>>84475121
You're right and I get all of that but you can't change it now. Holding onto it is clearly helping no one either. Best thing to do is let go completely.

Yeah, which is why you should be there. Fag!
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Good to show her that you are lying about me here and that's what you are attempting to do

>>84474920
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>>84475054
there's no real making this okay or putting it back in the box. even if you didn't mean the violent parts, you meant the rest which gives credibility to the threats. it's also exactly what she's been saying you feel about her. im still going to get messages from her that say 'he's going to kill me'. i can't exactly brush this off and have a friendship with you. im not going to pretend like nothing happened and kick mud on her sense of security. i get that you we were in a bad way, but it's still unacceptable behavior
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>>84475115
Bro fuck off

I have nothing to do with your bullshit here.
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>>84475139
Nobody's talking to you fag. Kill yourself
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>>84475164
Stop writing posts with my name in them then asshole. Kill yourself.
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>>84475139
my michael in christ, it is a little dig at your expense, a goof, not a lying conspiracy. reading comprehension and a sense of humor go a long way.
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My name is Michael I love Maria I love big penis in my butt and pooping my diaper
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>>84475160
I know.. There are some things you can't take back. I hope in time she can find peace, and know that she's truly not under any threat. This will take time. I know she won't feel that way forever, but I'm not trying to just sweep it under the rug either. Just saying someone can't feel that way the rest of their lives. Hopefully for her it's not a long time. I will pray for her.

>i get that you we were in a bad way, but it's still unacceptable behavior
I know. I appreciate you at least understanding I was not in a good state of mind.

>i can't exactly brush this off and have a friendship with you.
I know.. I don't have any expectation in that regard. What a fucking disaster.
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>>84474861
Liar fuck you
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Maria made me watch as Colton rawdogged her plapbeef
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When I have a boner on stream it's really because Colton is buzzing my prostate from behind the camera
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>>84475188
Fuck off. I'd rather you don't talk about me at all. I respected and didn't respond to your posts. If I was a lesser person I would lash out and start doing so. It looks like someone is already doing that.

>>84475189
Colton, you are getting crabby, it's nap time.
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ohhh maria ohhhh you make my peepee tingle
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ohhhh i bomb i bomb... bolivia
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You're going to fucking bird prison Mike
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>>84475139
>>84475189
>>84475201
>>84475212
>>84475218
Please do not believe these weak larps! I did not write them!
Say it with me
These. Posts. Are. Weak. Larps!!!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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>>84475308
2 different posters there, but you know that.
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>>84475308
Wanna know what happens to nerdy faggots like you in bird prison?
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>>84475189
>>84475212
>>84475218
>>84475308

30 day ban incoming
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>>84475241
>>84475256
30 day ban incoming part 2
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>>84475332
No. Enlighten me buddy. Come on, let's see that wit of yours, colton, you rat fuck.
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>>84475373
You are not mike but nice showing everyone you larp as him
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The PROOF is undeniable
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>>84475382
I really wanted you to explain actually...pretty please?
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any maria maniacs about?
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>>84475403
Well you have a problem with Colton but are not mike. It does occur to me now that you could be Maria.
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No way no fucking way guys holy shit
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moon
Their empty words try and separate us
But we all find our way true

Sun
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>>84475510
I'm told maria loves colton thoughbeit
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Dont care what anybody says, Maria will come back to me in the end.
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>>84475582
You are not mike. Stop larping as him.
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>>84475603
Not his trip.
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>>84475592
Not the case if she is calling colton a rat fuck for larping as Mike
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>>84475623
>>84475613
>>84475603
>>84475592
>>84475582
>>84475530
>>84475510
>>84475475
>>84475631
all verified mike posts
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>>738020786

Another pathetic attempt by Colton to discredit me, soon all this narc behavior will come to light

-Sun
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>>84475364
>>84475370
I'm unbannable, nice try, buddy.
>>84475373
*Whispers in your ear* bird rape
>>84475603
Stop larping as me I'll eat your ass faggot.
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>>84475645
Says the LARP.
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>>84475639
I can guarantee you that is not the case. You only want others to think that.
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>>84475642
>>84475645
>>84475655
Larping as mike. I hope mods ban you for 30 days
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>>84475669
there's no way to know that for certain
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The Sun only has eyes for the Moon, and vice reversa.
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>>84475698
There is but you can think there is not and get the ban. I'm fine with that.
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>>84475705
are you threatening me?
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>>84475710
I am the great Cornholio
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>>84475701
LIQUID
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>>84475655
You wouldn't know a larp if you were larping as me to make Maria think I like putting figurines in my ass, Colton
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>>84475737
I bet you LARP so hard that you cannot confront your own actions, thus denying it and projecting it onto me, Colton.
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>>84475753
I bet you LARP so hard that's a complete and utter projection, and it's more proof that Maria loves me more than you, Colton.
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I drank hot milk and now I wanna frow up
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>>84475768
Oh yeah well I bet you project so hard that in the end you convince yourself that everyone else is Colton except you, Colton. Thus proving Maria will only love me
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Yay, retarded larpfest episode 4000 is happening.
I wish I brought my dollar tree cola with me to enjoy it.
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>>84474268
I GAVE MY LIFE
NOT FOR HONOR
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>>84474845
Not like it matters, but maybe I was in the wrong
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L
Still cant forget that time you texted me at 2 am and I said I was tired. God is unforgiving to social retards
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N, do you know I'm losing interest?
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I have a theory that Julia Butters and I are both in Hell together.
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>>84475960
Just freaking call him
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N (different N from this poster >>84475960), do you know I'm still interested?
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Franklin you are stupid as fuck. You are the most retarded person I have ever met. I like you but you are just so goddamn stupid
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Franklin you are genuinely so low IQ that it's dangerous for you to go anywhere unchaperoned. You should not be allowed to drive or operate a vehicle. Franklin do you understand me? You are STUPID. DRIVING CAR NOT GOOD FOR YOU. Car crash boom pow die Franklin go bye bye.
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Blood for the vampyre
Whiskey for me
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>>84476126
He can call me first if he wants to talk.
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>>84476483
I want to call you but I'm afraid I'm bothering you. I want to talk to you so bad
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N, do you know I'm gaining interest?
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>>84475795
That's fine, I'd frow up when I see me too u.u
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N, why don't you just try harder?
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N, forget about her. I could be the one to make you happy.
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N, I love how fat your tits got.
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>>84476455
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf0M1E0yxAU&pp=ygUfZmFsbG91dCAyIG5hdmFycm8gZ3VhcmQgbG93IGludA%3D%3D
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You still love me and that is why you have not married yet
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>>84477008
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGHH
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I wish I could just make myself fall in love with you. It's the thing that would fix everything. I invested so much into this and I do have some level of attachment due to that. I do like you as a person. I try reeeeeally hard too. Doesn't help that anywhere I ask for advice, irl or on here, people tell me it sounds like I'm just sabotaging something good, and I should just stay just because you're so perfect. I guess I could just keep doing this. I guess I just feel bad knowing for sure 10 years down the line if you asked me if I loved you my answer would still be no. I feel bad for using you. I also feel guilty for making you believe the reason why I'm kinda guarded and distant is because I'm afraid to be hurt, and not because I know I don't love you.
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>>84477579
Demoralization campaign. I know she loves me more. Trut love that no one can take away from us. Despite how they try with bullshit posts like that.
-i have her amethyst and she has my grandpas knife.
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I looked up/reconnected/heard about etc. lots of people I used to know from this board from up to ~10 years ago. It's surprising who turned their life around and who remained the same. You'd never guess what happens to everyone.
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>>84477887
Idc about anyone but mine
-amethyst
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>>84476385
Why not just reach out him or her
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I wonder if I proposed we be fwbs if you would accept. I'm guessing you'd be turned off by the fact that I'm even suggesting it, but maybe I think too highly of you. That kind of always was the problem wasn't it
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>>84477008
Trvth
Same for all the people from my past ofc
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>>84478510
I accept only all of her. No partial fwb bull shit.
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>>84474760
She's married to V and you know it.
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Dear Humble,

You told me I have to fap 3 times today and I forgot what it was to. I've been trusting you since I was an 8 year old boy when you first told me to fap to my wife and you. Our lives would have been harder if it weren't for you, I still hope you keep your promises to me and her. Okay, I'll fap 3 times today like you asked.

-Life
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>>84479025
demanding and yet you get none of her, much to think about!
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>>84479043
No, Zendaya is married to Tom Holland, retard.
Who do you think I was talking about, Mike?
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>>84479165
I get all of her. She marries me.

>"You're the only thing that matters now, it's been like that for so long. Nothing will ever change that."

>"I love you, remember that."

>"I'm only yours, I love only you"

>"I'll always love you and care about you, no matter what. You mean so much. You complete me, I complete you."

>"You're the only home I have free of judgment and anything that will upset me, I'm crying because I need you, this argument is temporary, but I'll always have that empty part needing you. I'm your home too. You are perfect. I love you more"

>"I know I feel both with you and I can dwell in both love and lust, we will fuck each other's brains out and then care for each other, Spend so much time."

>"Everything is perfect with you, dream good dreams, I can't wait."
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>>84479182
nice! where is she anyway?
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>>84479192
What matters is where she will be and that is in my arms where I take and love every part of her.
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I guess using this thread as a retard toilet is better than nothing. Yeah, it's a perverted corpse of what used to be the original letter threads of yore, but a festival of either bored feds or discord faggots is mildly amusing to witness.

It's like going to the circus for free but there's no bears or bearded women (that are actually women).
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>>84479203
oh...I thought she was already with you based on your last post, sorry!
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>>84474908
I wear contacts for months at a time and never take them out and have never had an eye infection what the fuck were you rubbing into them feces?
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>>84479380
Considering this guy wrote a book about the whole thing, yes.
It's pretty fucking funny.
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A letter? I do not often busy myself with such a thing. But I'll write one to you, it will do me some good.
Allow me to make a description of you, the content of which reveals less of your likeliness and more on how the world seems from my eyes.
In the way you act and speak, you seem like the most supreme normalfag. Just a little vain, but you'd never be so delusional as to see yourself as intelligent. You busy yourself with only the most insignificant things.
You possess a great grasp on language without any of the creativity to do much with it. Something I suspect you to be self aware of.
Of course, I do not claim to be any better than you. It is just what I think I have observed through my limited means.

Why would I then hold such great stock in you? It is because I believe that you too know It. That you have something which I still haven't seen anyone else have. Or rather, that It has you.
To describe It in the most general terms: That you have an experience of life not quite unlike that of myself, through completely different circumstances. A lost twin as it were.
But then why would I suspect such an unassuming person to have this? I truly don't know. I am delusional in both ways, I see things which aren't there and don't see the things which are.
I'm glad for you that you seem to lack this disability. If anything, most of the world goes past you without you ever noticing.
Besides, I think various people could sense this connection between us. Of course, they wouldn't have known It as you do.
We actually spoke once, which could only be described as a chance encounter orchestrated by fate and... oh, the great irony that all I accuse you of I then acted out ten times worse! How I could be both a buffoon and utterly bland is still quite interesting to me in retrospect.
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>>84480106
cont.
Oh well, I immediately considered it done after that. We parted ways.
From what I know you're still succeeding in making something of yourself. Good for you! It does make me doubt that you do have knowledge of It, because It would make such progress quite impossible for you.
But perhaps you are stronger of character than me or merely more foolhardy.

Anyway, I've written this far, far too late. I shouldn't even be musing on this anymore. So goodbye! Have a nice day! It was nice thinking about you!
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>>84479204
Exactly this! We love our cesspit
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>>84480106
>>84480117
You talk like you are standing on a soapbox full of yourself. Only people I know who write like that is C and R.
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>>84480146
Is it fair to judge the totality of a person based on a singular moment we see when they are at their most self-absorbed -- when they are writing a letter essentially for themselves and to themselves?

Why yes, yes it is! Playing fast and loose with sweeping, condemning judgments is a letter thread staple
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>>84479380
>what the fuck were you rubbing into them
My father's thumbs

t. professor jiang's kid
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>>84480210
You talk like Heisenberg from resident evil village.and he had a shit voice actor. Just cringe.
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>>84480290
Your mom is cringe
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>>84477833
Kek, similar thing happened to me, but she just used me in the end. I know you won't listen though.
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>>84480146
The person writes with elegance which is why it gets under less talented individuals skin. Also, easier to identify a sloppy writer than an elegant one.
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>>84480379
No, sounds like captain autismo with a loudspeaker
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>>84480324
Because I'm not you. Our story isn't yours.
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Are people good at the very core of their being? Is it too late to revert to the mental state pre-damage? Is psychospiritualism a heaping pile of /letter/ threads?
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Is it that the unsent letter burns its way through your breast pocket and falls directly into the sewer? It was never a letter you intended to deliver, rather, something to hold onto.
These letters are not for the other person to see. They are written for ghosts and and echoes, and only they can hear the sound of the other.
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>>84481505
And yet she followed that echo to me. North. all the way home
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I believe there is more power in silence than noise. I believe you can speak many volumes with few words. What emptiness resides within you that needs in this way? Keep your letters to yourself. They have more meaning to you than anyone else.
How eager are you to sell your heart for a pittance?
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You will spend your time chasing someone who has made it clear they do not want you. They will continue to leave you in the dark as long as you keep giving them your light. Even the spectre that exists within your mind feeds off of the energy you devote to something that is already long dead and according to many sources, never once lived.
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Dear M

I'm thinking I'm going to message you, which is irresponsible but inevitable I think - or so I rationalize - because I miss you terribly and you were once the whole of my life. But why does my life matter so much, such that what made up the whole of it warrants this transgression where I message you even though you are probably happy and in a committed relationship just like I am? I don't know why I want to message you other than that I feel I owe it to you and to myself to clear up some things; to let you know that I love you and am sorry and want you to be free, and that just because we are no longer together doesn't mean I don't think of you. I think of you in many ways. I think of you with something like grace, because I want you to be happy. I think of you with something like longing, because I want you to be happy with me. I think of you with something like regret, because I know you can't be happy with me, and that I squandered that chance. I think of you sometimes with an obsessiveness I hope you don't see as threatening since I don't mean you any harm - you were such a singular unifying presence in my youth for all my strongest feelings I can't help but identify the past with you, and the past is not past, it's the present and the future too; I will always remember you and regret that I was not better, that your happiness was in my hands and I was the least equipped to hold it because we were children and because I was afraid and thought being cruel was a way to protect myself. I was afraid you'd be cruel to me. I lost your painting which I kept in my car because my car was repossessed. I only have some of your drawings and the book you gave me. I don't know why I was so afraid of you. All my silence and judgement was because I was afraid but I see now all you wanted was my love, and, finally, my witnessing of you. I'm sorry that I didn't do that.
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And that is why we disconnect. There is no time to waste with crossed wires.
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Booger eater brown girl,

You are worthy of being loved even if you eat boogers. Just don't kiss me.
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>>84481600
Jesus get over it dude
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I'm so nonchalant and aloof. I will be the first cadet on Mars.
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Dear Mars -

Stop warring

- Urectum
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It bothers me how it took me weeks of pestering Grok to enhance this old grainy image of Alexa Mansour because it was too pervy but today it finally worked. God damn all the other AIs kept rejecting me too.
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https://youtu.be/JFwUtfwYikc
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>>84481960
Eww even AI knows you're creeping
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>>84481623
wrong! and I'd never kiss after eating a booger.

the man I'm seeing wants a closer relationship than I do, so now I'm uncomfortable. my initial reason for going with this person was that they should be emotionally unavailable.
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>>84482269
Sounds like you want to be a cum dump but cuddle after and not speak until the next thing. Is that close? Your pussy game is making him fall in love lol. Wouldn't work on me senpai.
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None of the stuff that happened in the last two years should have happened
Just come back
Let me do what I promised, be my girl
I can't take this
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>>84470271
You would be well served by having the maturity to just tell someone they aren't your type. It's a complete answer and allows them closure.

What you did was selfish
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>>84482042
Man the AI don't care. I've gotten AIs to completely remove the tops of actresses to partially reveal nipples when the AIs weren't designed to nudify.
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My heart belongs to her still but my body is all yours.
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>>84481597
Nah, eat your own poison
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>>84482929
That would quite literally be you.
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>>84481585
Take your own advice. You vvill not silence my love for my Tenma
>>84470019
Very good my Tenma. That mutecel healthlet Karasumoid does not deserve you, now come to zaddy Harima!
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Everything happens for a reason. I was just given a gift (everything and then some). I'm honestly still processing it. There is parts that I was not aware of the weight. I recognize that those things are not a part of our path. I.can see how it could of been bad because of it. It never quite stuck before, hearing it out loud helped. I love you and I'm excited for you to come home to our shore.

From your "vantage point" you will notice a difference.
-your amethyst , my grandpa's knife.
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>>84482941
Okay eat me then ya freak
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>>84482945
Tendma nut, garden
>>84483087
https://youtube.com/shorts/tcghYAd7fos
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It should say something about you that you took what I said personally when I was addressing nobody in particular. It should tell you that I'm painfully correct despite not even knowing who you are :)
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>>84482269
>emotionally unavailable.
Why do you want that
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watashi wa tenma desu
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heil odin, sael odin
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no, it's

ave eurus
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>>84482313
we don't have sex every time, but close. my view of myself isn't so degraded I'd view myself as a cum dump.

>>84483190
erm cuz i'm retarded idk

https://youtu.be/kIt3OGra3Lo?si
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>>84483449
>I'd view myself as a cum dump
ok I'm going to dm you
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I'm doing another KCD2 run and I guess players have been complaining about difficult random encounters or something, lel. Anyways, I usually get my first set of armor from the camp releasing a kidnapped black horse but this time I did a pacifist run and the caravan in front of me got attacked by robbers and their guards killed them all, giving me a starter set.
This game gives me a different experience each time I play - it's fantastic value and I really love that it gives players the option to play at their own pace. I've beaten this game already so I'm not in a rush reaching the second map and I'm combing the map for Easter eggs. There's a fun one that gives 300+ red mushrooms needed for making bane poison. :D
It's the perfect comfy game for me. Also, this game is probably the game with the most satisfying bow/arrow gameplay but I'm still a bit disappointed how shit the new additions are that were teased in the trailers. The crossbow and the boom-sticks are ass, especially the latter. I might give the crossbow another chance but my god, how shit are the guns? So much effort for so little advantage.
And yes, the plants do be thirsty.
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Is her telling me to cry while being lewd a red flag?
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>>84483600
I think she loves you very much.
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>>84483600
Yea redflag
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>>84483619
>>84483627
Okay what about pissing in my mouth
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>>84483640
Weird fetish not sure if it's a red flag for you or abusing you
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>>84483640
It's fine if she didn't eat asparagus but if she's into poop-play I'd say nah.
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>>84483661
>>84483664
Okay what about pegging me in front of family and a certain someone
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>>84483677
That's a hard-pass. WTF???
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>>84483677
>Okay what about pegging me in front of family and a certain someone
kek
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>>84483677
Wtf. You're just baiting and trolling
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>>84483449
You can't do this forever, booger eating brown femanon. How old are you now anyway?
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>>84483723
Stop acting like you are me and jumping into my reply chains.
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>>84483693
>>84483702
>>84483712
No. Not baiting or trolling. Last question, what if when we phone call sext roleplayed she did 9 other things in addition that are just as intense and she brought them all up while we were being lewd (I didn't tell her about any of them prior to her just doing it)

This is also our first time sexting and 3rd phone call .
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>>84483728
Eat shit I'll jump into whichever reply chains I want.
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>>84470262
There were at least 4 for you, they used fake initials too. Very easy to miss.

t.knower
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>>84483819
Too much
>T. Knower

Not enough
>T. Blower
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Really considering tracking you down.
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>>84483888
I'm right here bb
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>>84483888
You wouldn't be able to act on that firing solution so why bother? Pic related is me and you can't do anything about it.
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>>84483937
You are squeezing a ring pretending it's a butthole being eaten out by a dog

Ummm okay
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Song stuck in my frickin head
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=zqceqFj-B2M&si=1SE4zjrauyVcg7xm
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>>84473870
>or I'm going to come and kick your ass.
I-If that's what it takes
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The hotdog load... goes down... my throat... I mean *mumble* character.
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Conan,

It's been 10 years now since we last talked. I hope you're well. I got better, actually have a career now.

I still miss you and wonder what happened to you. If you're ok. Your life was so unpredictable.

I wish I was in a better financial place 10 years ago. Maybe I would have had enough money to hire a good lawyer and straighten out your immigration status.

I hope you're well and Happy.

-S(R)
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>>84483952
What? You're the only one allowed to shit-post here or what?!?!
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>>84484392
No shit post involved. Just a comment observing you (pic related)
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>>84484380
The trick is to make the bun soggy
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>>84484432
Nice dooble enterentete.
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>>84484432
Don't remind me of the existence of the savagery known as "professional eating".
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>>84484634
Thanks man. Cracked me up when I wrote it too. I'm somewhat of a scientist myself. Wiener slamming efficiency is up 300% with this simple strat.
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>>84484652
Ass
Ass
Ass
Ass
Ass

Yum
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You looked so nervous calling me out on that skogdal thing.
The crows are standing down. Let me know if some cowboy gets out of line.
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Well r, I barely made it out of nilbog alive. Sheathed my corn on the cob and everything
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>>84483888
Come find me, I'm waiting for you
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>>84482415
I wish this was for me so bad. Too bad he doesn't care
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i'm so sorry i can't be a better woman for you. i know you deserve someone better, someone with better values and is more disciplined. someone who has self control and is more emotionally mature. someone less self-absorbed and selfish. you are a sweet man. forgive me
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I am a bittersweet mauve addict and I need help.
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>>84485470
Just do your best, shrimple as. I forgive you since no one is perfect and our flaws make us human.
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Arrogance and stupidity , the worst fucking combination

You all just larp as mechanics, when it comes time to any actual mechanical work you all just shit your selves

"b-buy a new one just"
"Just buy another motorcycle"

Absolute retards to the highest degree

Some of my favourites include
>Carbs come already set from ebay so you dont need to touch it!
>You dont need to clean a chain ever, its a waste of time
>WD40 has water in it!
>The bike is a pushrod engine so we don't need to worry about the timing, it will "time" its self
>Its going to blow up if you use E5 fuel (super unleaded)
>What do you mean "am i going to replace the 15 year old tyres, brakes and brake fluid?" of course not! it still works doesnt it??
>None of its leaked out so its still good, brake fluid wont go bad haha



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