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This is Dylan who played the character Crackhead Joey on the channel DKNewies, a parody of the video game store DKOldies. Dylan was born in Germany and moved to America when his mother started talking to an old, one-night stand online.

Dylan is 19 years old and has spent the majority of his time in the states on discord; grooming trans children online and masturbating on retro video game consoles / anime figures. Recently, he tried to show up to an ex-e-girlfriend's house for sexual relations. He has no friends, interests other than video games and anime, and spends all of his time online lusting over Azumanga Daioh characters.His own father kicked him and his mother out of the house and is now filing a PFA order against him. The Kiwi Farms is actively looking into him and his life will probably be over before the age of 21. No employment opportunities.

How do certain zoomers get this bad?
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>>84475393
he looks kind of handsome, why is he doing this, he could for sure get a girl
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>>84475393
>Jizzing on a Dreamcast
Sacralidge enough to beat him to death with a Dreamcast.
>>84475399
Mental illness, m8. The brain isn't affected by facial handsomness. Means the girls write you love letters when you go to jail.
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That's pretty funny, yeah don't ruin your life.
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>>84475393
>How do certain zoomers get this bad?
Bro that's just the average robot. I kinda feel bad. Why would they even doxx him?
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This just sounds like a completely typical zoomer male, I don't understand why you chose to pick some complete rando and chronicle his whole life story and act like he's gonna be the new Chris Chan or something, get real kiddo.
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>>84475399
Hes not handsome. Hes average as best according to modern women. The standards for looks has raised a lotn
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>>84475393
He needs to get on HRT.
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>>84475393
he sounds based as fuck, but maybe because I'm into cum tributes as well, extra points for being hot.
anyways, the number one rule for cum tributes is to NEVER show anything from your house, figure tributes are always done with a wall in the background with nothing visible.
if I was a foid I would marry him for being hot
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>>84475453
NEET latino girlfriend
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>>84475411
Still mogs the entire board, could have a perfectly normie life with a gf and friends, maybe the reason he is even getting such attention is his looks.
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>>84475476
damn, he's WAY out of her league it's not even funny.
though, watching a video of his, I realize that he's one, very skinny, and two, clearly on the spectrum (in the annoying way, not the cute shy way), so maybe they make a nice couple
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>>84475476
very little facial definition for someone that skinny. he's boneless
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>>84475393
>and masturbating on retro video game consoles
what?
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>>84475393
He's just an autistic coomer. Not sure why this guy is any more relevant than the dozens of others. Chrischan literally fucked his own mother. This guy is a small fry.
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>>84475393
https://www.threads.com/@brookoverdani
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>>84475770
The mother is very fuckable
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>>84475486
Latinas are very into the skinny white nerd archetype. Only God knows why
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>>84475829
Brookover Fencing LLC
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>>84475393
>He has no friends, interests other than video games and anime, and spends all of his time online
Hey, that's me!
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>>84476233
Shoot him a message



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