Snooker Final
on the wuppa grind x
Snooker is for paedos
Never even kissed it
Turning 30 tomorrow. Is it really all downhill from there?
>>84488386You foetus
Allen fluffed itlast night.
riling up the mongs with the mong detector edishy..y..you've pppp..pp...posted it. aa...a..again i...i...i w...win hahaha x
>>84488365>on the wuppa grind xproof?
I naturally assumed HHL and most of you were nonces anyway.
>>84488424Rightfully lid.
burnt my fucking coil again
One of these handsome British lads gets to see a Turkish babe naked most nights. Lucky eh?
>>84488420Obsessed spastic hah
>>84488463>Obsessed spastic hahMelty incoming x
Awaiting His return x
also about to get on that wuppagrind(no proof will be provided.)
>>84488470You've been on a melty since 2023 over Sean LOL
>YT muzak unusable>Spotikikes unusable Shall be trying out pandoraberg next meX
Wonder if Sean Allan is on the wooze tonight classic bank holiday style x
>>84488480>You've been on a melty since 2023 over Sean LOLMelty started x
Look at that handsome lad kissing her in the picture. They do this deliberately to wind us loser incels up I swear.
>>84488490Chin too pointy
Spilt my piss jug all over the carpet FUCK FUCK FUCK
Imagine being 21 and still having bad skin. Some lasses just can't stay off the sugary snacks, alcohol and greasy kebabs. She will look like shit in ten years. No doubt she has a 9/10 deano. Young lads are so desperate.
>NATO officials are apparently doing a bunch of (((conferences))) with hollywood + film and TV bodies right now in preparation for WW3Sign tappers predicted this, did they not
>>84488505Russian genetics. She has a very good looking mother.
>theguardian.com/world/2026/may/03/nato-meets-tv-and-film-makers-causing-concerns-it-seeks-propaganda
>>84488518Just get mum to clean it up and pretend the cat did it.
>>84488490She is ideal for being glazed in my semen
I'm meant to be going on a hike tomorrow but I can't stop pooing
>>84488453Stealing his look.
>>84488559Sliders and socks are in at the moment.
>>84488553She would be ideal for my British semen giving her a sprog.
>>84488559Wearing those in a public setting would be a trip hazard. Never would wear them.
>reddit.com/r/thepassportbros/comments/1t1jjdi/rest_in_peace_spirit_airlines_a_ppb_staple/WW3 making it harder to get pussy innit
What's the worst thing you would do for 100,000 quid?
>>84488593I'd give it all to Sean Allan x
>>84488593Have sex with my incel stalker.
>Flipper AkbarHeh
Me? Talking to myself online because I have no mates x
Hopefully it unexpectedly rains a lot this summer and ruins girls days out.
Hopefully the pubs and hospitality sector will improve if we get a good heatwave this summer. It's not been great these past few years. I feel for the poor pub landlords struggling to make ends meet and having to think twice about shopping at Waitrose.
Is this mong really generating AI images of these ASMR girls that makes them look more attractive
Knackered. Night lads.
Poor lass shouldn't be working at greggs. If I were able to run a cat rescue centre, she would work with me and I reckon I'd have myself a nice rose gf.
>>84488671It's pretty exciting waiting for the end result.
Snakington o'clock and toast shall be consumed.
wuppagrind commenced.leftover coffee for coffee cubes. meant to hit 17 degrees tomorrow.
>>84488724>Spacker lanyard in the reflection. Nice artistic touch there.
>>84488697Had 6 slices of toast today and I'm getting a bit sick of it. I get bored of eating certain foods very quickly.
Unironically what is flamingoland like? Is it like crealy or do they have bigger rides there.
>>84488735have you tried oats, me lad?
Black men and white women
>>84488735Like popcorn?
>>84488737It's one of the biggest theme parks in the UK with quite a few big roller coasters and a zoo as well, a much bigger place than Crealy which is just a small family park
>>84488739A bit boring. I only like it with blueberrys in. >>84488741Not a big lover of popcorn to be honest.
>>84488695I hope you have their permission to be using their images in this way
>>84488737dunno Crealy. i suspect Flamingo Land has a certain nostalgic appeal to HelperLad and myself, although you always hear how they took X out, or Y became a Fortnite ride or something.used to sneak down in the car boot with my cousins so we didn't have to pay for entry (there's a caravan park we stayed in). there aren't really many thrill rides or great roller coasters* like Alton Towers, but the park itself is quite comfy. zoo part of it is nice, go see the meerkats and that.* this Sik coaster opened a few years ago but it looks a bit boring. just a few drops and loops, pretty standard inversion coaster. do cool gimmicks like Nemesis or Oblivion pls
>>84488782It's fair use because of creativity...like sampling a song.
All the regulars, seethers, and mongs are out on this bank holiday sunday with their loved ones and we're just here talking to no one in this thread
>>84488820I'll be here tomorrow to read the day time seethies. No bank holiday for me sadly.
No sex life means no respecting women. simple as.
>>84488794Sik isn't even new, it's a clone of Colossus at Thorpe Park that was in storage for nearly a decade after a park in Brazil bought it and ran out of money to build it. Flamingo Land bought it on the cheap because they're too tight to spend on anything decent.
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>>84488808The UK government tried to ban AI image generation after people used it to put women in bikinis.
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>>84488820Who is "out with their loved ones" at half past 11 at night lad? You mean clubbing or something?
>>84488852Don't give a fuck lad, Fuck them.
>>84488866It is up for interpretation however you see fit
>>84488820 it womfy without them x
Give me sex and maybe I'll start contributing to society. I'm not paying taxes so people that have sex can benefit from me.
for me, it Revenge of the Mummy at Universal Studios Florida.not the most thrilling coaster, just a lot of nice things that came together well.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abu0j4d1TNwbasically a dark ride/ghost train that has a few twists n turns and goes full rollercoaster. animatronics, pyrotechnics, digital projections, corrr what'll Imhotep do next? also it shows the staying power of the Brendan Frasier film.
Never been to a theme park in my entire life.
Tomorrow is bank holiday, wahey! Oh wait, I'm unemployed.
>>84488985we all unemployed in life on a bank holiday monday
corrr maybe they'll pay my PIP early. 13 days early.(you never know)
Sad lonely losers convincing themselves they're happy being given small amounts of money from the government for pretending to be disabled.
well, that was a good 6 hours awake i reckon.back to sleep for me. night lads.
>>84489039I really think a scientist should study you
I'm not happy on benefits, I want a job, but the system is against me.
>>84488518this is my worst fear. wondering whether to use piss jugs again, i mean they're just milk bottles and i go for a wee 5-20 times a night.just like having a chamberpot really. but can i angle everything right sat on the edge of my bed? can't just do it IN bed, gravity could cause all sorts of problems.how long does it take you to fill up a jug, on average? how many pints/litres?
>>84489121I used to do this but stopped once my mum found the jugs I was utterly ashamed and never did it again.
My wife.. Got what it takes.. Real value for money.. https://youtu.be/r0wDjWOnHcY?si=0-HEoFRvkn0CXeXj
Had to delete /b/ from my 4chan tab, the porn was corrupting me. Jesus said >Matthew 5:29-31 If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell
>>84489121Better idea stop being a grotty tramp
>>84489121>i go for a wee 5-20 times a nightyou need to go to the doctor wee laddy
I wonder what helpers dad is up to this bank holiday weekend
Wot noodle o'clockIs it X
>>84489290Standing back and standing by in hell x
>>84489302Scranning these myself
>>84489121When i alcoholic bedrotted, it was cider on the left, piss on the right. I'd drink a 2.5l cider bottle, place it between my legs, angle my japseye, and keep pissing in it over time and put the lid on, rinse repeat. Cider looks like piss so I had to be careful.Kinda comfy tbf, it warms your inner thighs.
I have a distinct memory of doing the laundry, and washing my 2nd set of bed covers when the weather was warm, and drying them outside.So I took the bed covers off the bed and put them in the laundry basket. Had a shower, washed my hair, and got all nice and clean.Turns out it was all a lie. I never did the laundry. I really don't understand, because I have a complete memory of doing it, I remember a spider I found when hanging the sheet out on the washing line. It must have been a vivid dream.So now I've just had to take the dirty bed covers out of the smelly washing basket and put them back on the bed.
Finally some decentarse spaceslop there innitCopped a lill kinogasm during E02 just now nglSay what you will about the ((((mouse))) but they do polish their turds until they're not recognizable as such anymore
well well well... everyone in bed... is it?
Wonder if Sean Allan had a wank woliday weltdown tonight x
Me, Timothy James Byrne outside my Celtic hillfort in the year 65 AD being terrorised by these Roman thugs I want to seek asylum in the Germanic tribes someone get me away from the cowards in this colony
>Gfberg making me spaff on call again just nowckin ell
Last post for the night watch. Hope our Sean returns tomorrow.
Return of the spack todayIt finally happening
>>84490167Imagining what your gfberg looks like for my first Bank Holiday Wank
Good din-din this wasWas it notX
Is there a 4chan board that is not overrun by trans nonsense and is intended for straight men and women? You know - normal people not attention-seeking trans people.
Bude here I come.
it is Motivational Monday.this week will will be looking at 'short kings'.the 'short king' i present is Professor Samuel Oak. despite his stature, he has a grandson, heavily implying that he bred. nobody, male or female, questioned this back in 1998.who are some of your favourite 'short kings', /tv/?
>>84490676Can't wait x
>>84490806actively obsessing about/against it is just as bad. 4chan is an anime website it's always had weirdos, but things didn't always used to be this way.pic is LITERALLY ME and it's because i wish /tv/ would shut the fuck up about da jooz or teh trannies or whatever else. it's trolls trolling trolls all the way down, but most users (hopefully) just want to discuss kinos.
Troonies run this shit
>>84490978Perhaps the comments section of the Guardian Film&TV is more suited to you?4chan has always being a racist anti gay website.
Today our king and saviour returns
>>84489573>Finally some decentarse spaceslop there innithad been tricked twice by this.>Rogue One is actually good, best Star Wars in ages!no.>The Mandalorian is actually good, best Star Wars in ages!no.have to admit though, Andor was a lot of fun. characters just walking around the commie Barbican in London with the graffiti cleaned up and a spaceship in the sky, and that's Coruscant.
>>84491096Every knee will bow. Lush.
>>84491039>Perhaps the comments section of the Guardian Film&TV is more suited to you?nah the people BTL there are crazy. there is one guy who properly commandeers discussion, TheManWithoutFear, in an old-school Trekkie kind of way. there are other lads who i know from elsewhere around the Web and i like 'em. PookieUK is a nice tabletop games grognard and i won't hear anyone ever speak ill of him.i'll stick to Mark Kermode's reviews to know what to think and Peter Bradshaw's reviews to know what NOT to think, thank you. 4chan is still the best message board, there's just a tax attached. nobody wanted Stormfags any more they'd want urban75 anarchist preachers. /tv/ is for us to talk about our stories x
Spaffed again meDid i notX
Sean Allan Monday x
Monitoring HHL's return edish
Blad Holiday Monday
Cinemas all across the nation will screen a rerun of THAT video today in honour of HHL's return
>>84491206What a life x
>>84490167>>84491206>4.62 hours aparti hope you know we love and care about youyou don't have to face this alone
>>84491206Good morning Multiple Miggs.
>>84491168We should really bring back the Vagabonds and sturdy beggars act of 1572 and treat "actors" in the way described at the time.
>>84491277mass protests planned outside British cinemas. critics have described the short film as child pornography, while others defend it on artistic grounds.
Are YOU ready for the disappointing return of a pass-buying, threat-making, nonce-sympathising, dole-dependent, smooth-brained, slope-shouldered, long-necked, shit-posting, trip-using, tedium-inducing chief?THEN THIS IS THE THREAD 4 U.
Me? Got some vintage cheese on clearance at Morrisons in town.
>>84491364what do you mean lad? actually sounds interesting.we still have some daft laws on the books, but the Vagrancy Act 1824 was a good'un. just mad people were arrested in 1980 for being a ne'er-do-well of poor character cavorting by a waterway. nowadays that's my favourite hobby.
I am once again Ross Peter Clines. You may ask me anything.
Busting for a shit am I not
>>84491392I feel that we have taken acting as a profession as being more celebrated than we should for the type of person who is skilled at falsehoods.Massaging their egos in this way has promoted a culture of stupidity in my eyes and should be punished by whippings and excommunications before the entire industry is AI and the rotters can slink away without the punishment they have deserved, I'm particularly talking about Hollywood.
>>84491385type of cheese, BBE date?anyone know if you can still get picrel in B&M? better than Mexicana IMO, think it was only about 2 quid 'n'all.
>>84491277Shippy first in line to watch it
>>84491413interesting thoughts, lad. it is pure idolatry, i get WHY it can be a bit of fun even if we all accept it's fake. but it's also an entire industry preying on people for profit.the double-whammy of social media and AI have revealed that1. celebrities are generally stupid peopleand2. 'artisans' are not immune to technology.if we're meant to view acting as a skill (which it is, and i respect) then not enough credit goes to dodgy estate agents or blokes selling you meat from a van. they're running rings round the toffs trained at the Old Vic.
>>84491480>not enough credit goes to dodgy estate agents or blokes selling you meat from a van. they're running rings round the toffs trained at the Old Vic.It goes deeper than that unfortunately, and for longer than we thought.
>>84491494most have been surreal at the time. Hollywood was already deified but it's like it was in its own little arena, suddenly they'd opened Pandora's box.we'll get a streamer/influencer running a country before long. their skills never quite transfer as well they'd like, but one of them will figure out how to play the game.
president Mr. Beast needs to happen
>>84491540>PM SSM - "MR SPEAKER, GDP, IT 4X LUSH!"Kill me now :DDD
>>84491399No, you're not, it's your body trying to trick you.You're the master of your destiny anon. Just don't shit, it's as easy as that.
>>84491553He's probably already done the deed
>>84491586>He's probably already done the deedYeah probably. Or ignoring my post as it was quite lacking in quality.
>>84491540>'now for President Beast's inaugural address.'>walks onto stage wearing Minecraft diamond armour>crowd goes wildnow THAT would be an epic of epic epicness.
ingrown hair in my right nostril, very painful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMwMrWFL664
Off to beddingbury for nowI fink X
i watched one Mr Beast thing out of curiosity. it was a group of YouTubers in a giant box who had to solve puzzles or be eliminated, the winner got to choose money for a charity.i'll admit, it was entertaining and had solid production values. but this would have been reality gameshow shovelware in the 2000s. some random American programme on Sky One.how is that the 'best of' YouTube? with the budgets and talent involved, couldn't they make original programming that's up there with the best telekinos? no BBC rules or Netflix mandates to hold them back?
>>84491620time to become a man* and brace the tweezers.* optional, consider ketamine
>>84491642>this would have been reality gameshow shovelware in the 2000sIts all talentless slop for children anon, why put all the effort into making something new when you can get youtube NPC: 34352 and his brain dead friends to do some "challenge" bollocks and rake in millions of views
>>84488820yeah that was me, was in the pub with my mates. back here to seethe today though, and I'm a bit hungover so I will be seething hard and I mean hard.
Oh just an update lads from the thing I posted a few days ago: I do not have diphtheria. False alarm.Turns out the person who said they were diagnosed were diagnosed by an incompetent trainee pharmacist (who also did the exact wrong thing you're supposed to do if you suspect someone has it jfc). That person had strep throat, whereas I just had a regular cold. It was a pretty bad one but definitely not diphtheria bad.
>>84491620Shit sounds rough lad, what is it about the nose that makes little things like that insanely disproportionately painful? Like even little spots on the skin around that little curve that nestles next to your nostril, holy fuck it's mental how painful they are to squeeze.
>>84491664something i really noticed, and i've clocked it about actual Netflix drama series recently, is that it didn't feel like it had an overall narrative.reality shows are known for manipulating the truth to spin a narrative, some contestant has had a 'journey', but the Battle Royale Squid Games Box In Real Life For $1,000,000 didn't even bother.starting to see what people mean when they say everything is just a series of TikTok clips. it holds my attention LESS.
>>84491659can't even see into my nostril properly might have to get external help (ask mum).
>>84491681great news lad! what was it the pharmacist did?i suggested one of those throat anaesthetic sprays, even if your cold has cleared up i still recommend getting one in. they're a godsend on those days where you have throat pain and simply wish to no longer feel.
>>84491712They were a trainee and probably just overreacted. They saw the white spots in that person's strep throat and thought it was the white membrane forming like you get in diphtheria. Thing is, they gave them antibiotics and sent them home, but if you do actually have diphtheria then you need to do contact tracing because it's crazy infective and fatal in 10% of cases.
I'm such a gumshoecel
is it socially acceptable to eat lunch at 11 am? at work atm but incredibly hungry
>>84491700you can do it by feel if they have the pointed tips rather than the flat ones. if you feel/grasp around at random, you can clear out your entire nose while sat watching a film.if you have drinker's hands or weakman's arms, use two hands while resting your elbows on a table or desk. there'll be some magic angle where you can yank that frigger out with no fuss (your mam might not know it).
>>84491753probably not.>at workthere go all our handy NEET excuses like 'haha i'm starving mate, early morning/late night/night shifts/WFH'what's stopping you from eating half of your lunch in the toilets now, then the other half at lunchtime?
>eating half of your lunch in the toilets grim
>>84491732eh, better they've gotten it wrong this way round then. my mate works in a hospital and it's opened her eyes to how much routine shit they get wrong.
thai gf when
fella across my desk is constantly coughing, reckon he has covid
>>84491806when you fulfil your dream of going to Thailand.
open your windows and air out your house/flat before it rains
>>84491823Low key looks like a young/slim HHL
>>84491819nah lad, those are fake coughs while he shovels half an early lunch into his gob.
>>30607709>when u a hood nigga, but people just gotta understand
garn lunch now
>>84491642>Mr BeastDidn't his producer troon out and then get done for noncing kids or summat?
>"should i go do the simplest of tasks?">no i should just sit here in a miserable mood and put everything off againOne of them days de lids
>>84491827maybe he's who HHL could aspire to be.>rough upbringing>becomes a boxer>moves to Thailand>plays Stallone's stunt double in Rocky IV>gets (back) into drugs>addiction>crime>grim Thai prison>repatriated to the UK>gets cleanhttps://www.youtube.com/@theallornothingpodcastwith4442/now he does these YouTube streams which are a bit like the auditor/wind-up ones, just showcasing the grim streets and town centres of Great Britain. except he's clearly lived a life, and he lets the addict/homeless/criminal lids tell their side of the story.
>>84491826it just got bright. i can tell it might get warm.i am sat in here in a coat. you're telling me to OPEN MY WINDOWS???
>>84491962Cant stand his videos desu
Imagine postponing your lunch in favour of societal norms. Imagine even considering other people in your own lunch plans. Absolutely pathetic.
Take away their frenbolone steroids and half of the Spark Frogs that have ruined Feel Street would wither and wane in a few weeks.
>>84490977I am already erect and ready for his returnMay 4th 2026 is a glorious dayMay 6th 2027 also glorious day when he does it all over again
>>84492077t. smelly NEET who never had sex
>>84491969Not him but, I've 2 hoodies on (1 thermal lined) and muh thermal troosers on. I'm shivering as well. Thermostat says it's 18.5 in here, I disagree.I'm popping the heating on for 30 min.
>>84491962Billy Moore's channel is probably the best channel out there for chronicling Britain's death. A bit of me clings to the hope that if we ever seize our country back from (((international finance))) we'll just look back on these videos to see just how bad things became.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S4gddfimuA
i'ed like to be drinking now but unfortunately i have a job to go to. if i won the lottery it would be six months max before i drank myslef to death
>>84492123its so grim, you see some absolute gremlin and think "fuckin hell" then he pans the camera to an even worse junkieHe is a good lad but getting shouted at and attacked constantly by junkies must get old quick Didnt watch his most recent vid but he was having a good old yarn about the state of his busted up face after another attack
Free car music i don't listen to metal
>>84492192Have another.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G89chAA4l8s
On the gabas aren't i
Thinking about Jason Molina
>>84492221I have some pregabs saved, might have 1 next week.
>>84492221I forgot to link this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt56GyJu85M
>>84492221>>84492236Rly want pregabalin but im a bad actor so I doubt i could get it scribed.I found an Indian site that sells tonnes of different pills online but Im sketching about being caught.
>>84492221>>84492236>>84492262What are they like lids?Im just a simple pothead, the furthest ive ever went with actual droogs is some 30/500s when i cunted my ribs last year Wouldnt mind trying some diazepam to see whats that like but everyone suggests not bothering incase you really like them, ive seen enough pills heads to know its probably not worth it tbqfh
no time for lovepragalab thred
>>84492262I don't have a script, I bought some on the brown market.>>84492278Depends on the strength. 50 just feel good, no anxiety, 300 feel wobbly like drinking 7 or so pints, but think clearly.
>>84492278drugfeel are calling it the cure for autism
>>84492262Post your address ill send you some
>>84492282Crossy coded
Crossy loves jesus and strong meds
>>84492288Want my credit card too lad
He's an absolute hero.
Giving Ruth a rimjob
>>84492304No you can pay me with monero for it
Always used to think the KFC colonel was Rolf Harris
>>84492308What if she's not in, will you give it to her bf and ask him to pass on the message?
>>84492341Nah mate I'm not bumsesh lad
>>84492326>can ya tell what it is yet?It's chicken.
>84491148It really gives you an insight into his small mind that he is comparing himself to a God like being in the third person.
He could post any minute now
>>84492282>pragalabI've seen them fuck people up permanently, I don't think pregabs are worth it.
any minute now
thread has given me a great idea:gonna do 1-2 lines of pregabalin then bomb the rest throughout the day.(don't worry i see the capsule casing in there.)
I'm making the most of double xp this bank holiday Monday :)
>>84492498>game encouraging normies to game>they could be catching up on emails>(or any other work their boss has sent them)aren't there laws against this kind of thing?
return of the spack!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYmSo97VZoo
>>84492544I think I have heard of something similar in China
>>84492323Thanks for the offer lad
Keir Starmer packs the fudge of Ukrainian rent boys and let Jimmy Saveloy off the hook
>>84492655blimey you sure showed him, posting that in the british spastic thread on 4chan
Imagine being stuck behind this wally filming around weymouth on a bank holiday Monday
>>84492708https://youtu.be/hZXKf3Kx7uwIt would help if I posted the context
got a bolognese cooking lads. should be ready in 4 hours or so. sadly, I did my back in when in the supermarket so now I'm hobbling around the kitchen occasionally stirring my ragu (not a euphemism)
>>84492758I love making a proper bolognese with the full carrot + celery + onion mix and really cooking it down for hours with a cartouche, but goddamn it's a lot of effort.These days I mostly do bargain bin bolognese:>brown minced beef in pan, salt and pepper>sweat onions and fry in garlic until fragrant>add tomato paste, cook through>add in can of chopped tomatoes>season (garlic powder, onion powder, oregano, basil)>reduce by half>add starchy pasta water to re-hydrate closer to servingIt's good and serviceable but definitely a tier under a proper bolognese
>>84492655Couldn't he have avoided this whole scandal by just paying his rent boys? It's a feature of our ruling class that they are economically not just illiterate but outright incontinent.
Does anyone else remember these from back in the day? I think they were the first airline I flew with as a nipper. I have some very vivid memories of visiting the holiday home in Beniarjo via Alicante
>>84492782aye I only tend to do it when I've got an afternoon to kill and bank holiday Monday is the perfect time. looking forward to it later
Truly one of the greatest policy proposals ever. No migrant detention facilities in Reform constituencies or Reform council areas. Out of the remaining areas they will prioritise Green constituencies and Green councils.https://x.com/JackHadders/status/2051031658971734286Virtue signalling is underpriced. Psychos understand this and act accordingly. Psychos are entirely selfish and they grasp that there is infinite upside to virtue signalling and zero downside i.e. there is no expectation that they will ever have to foot the bill. If you increase the price of virtue signalling to market rates, that is, if you have to pay for and house them yourself then the misaligned incentives and the supply-demand differential resolves.These psychotically selfish progressives will then sod off to scam society in some other way and the game will begin anew. This is the eternal meta game of cat and mouse we are obliged to play, understanding that making them live up to their own standards is key to winning.
>>84492874Kekked that actually is a half decent policy, even it if is from (((reform)))
Uhm where is HHL? He was supposed to return today
>>84492758Roast pork for my dinner/tea :D
>>84492874This is great. It's exactly the sort of policy you want to see from a generally right leaning party because it shows they understand the actual mechanisms of power and pragmatically and confidently uses them, rather than a party like the tories who would never 'stoop to that level' or whatever, or a party like restore who prefer more gimmicky policies, something like making sure the detention facilities have bible readings or whatever the fuck.Make the people advocating for the destruction of the country feel the consequences first and hardest.
>>84492874>>84492892>>84492938Well if these facilities are secure and they aren't allowed to leave then it wouldn't matter where they are built, right?
>>84492915You've been at this all day 'obsessedmong' can you give it a rest please and thank you in advance
>>84492942Migrant detention centre = bell hotel. Put them up in B&Bs in green areas and watch the greenies start getting the tit on that their area is becoming a slum.
Shall be 'eadin out and doing the thing now meX
>>84492942Yes of course, but the point of the policy is not to inflict actual asylum seekers on a population, everyone except the very top few readily accepts that this is a disastrous thing akin to releasing a virus on a local area. The point is to make everyone freak out and argue about why having asylum seekers merely just near them, even if secure, is a bad thing. It will also likely bait out some Green retards into assaulting police and causing a ruckus and stuff which is good optics and won't achieve anything material so it's another win. That's why it's good policy.Go ahead Greens, call the bluff, why don't you want a migrant detention facility in your town???
windfarms, nuclear power plants and endless solar panels all over reform counties
>>84492959>nuclear power plantsI have a suggestion. We build one in either Birmingham, Bradford, or Rochdale, then if the worst should happen then it is contained the shitholes only.
>>84492959I'll take the nuclear plants, not sure why we'd even need windfarms and solar panels if we have nuclear.
>>84492945What do you think his first post will be?
>>84492976It's criminal and stupid that people are scared of nuclear power simply because the USSR shit the bed with Chernobyl, these things are way less likely to happen in 2026 and beyond.
>>84493016It's not even that the average person making the decisions is 'scared' or nuclear power or whatever, that's still a relatively fringe concern found in the left leaning slice of the population. The real problem is that the ruling class are literally incapable of long-term planning and are incompetent when attempting to do anything. They have regulated nuclear power out of existence in this country. Remember that clip of Nick Clegg, all the way back in 2010 arguing AGAINST building nuclear plants because 'they won't come online until 2021'. The level of fucking retardation required to argue that stance should, in theory, preclude you from holding office. Yet here we are.
>>84493034>they won't come online until 2021Corrr just in time for the ukraine war where we could've used the energy.
And here is pollers to shit up another thread, see you all later
>>84493044Close the door on the way out sweetie x
HHL is alright when he's not on the devil juice. Ive been a foul prick on the booze in the past. I don't hold it to him.
>>84493044what are you on about? lids are just discussing nuclear energy. it's quite interesting, actually.
>>84492477You snort these things? Huh?
>>84492846Had a flight with them to Edinburgh back in the day that got cancelled due to a fault with the plane which fucked the entire trip up, took them weeks to refund us as well.
>>84493044Which one did you incorrectly think was mine? This is my 2nd post ITT. The first was last night. Do you check under your bed each night to see if I'm there?
>>84492846Saw the powerpuff girls on the side of a plane at Heathrow when I was a bairn and nearly did a backflip.
Holy fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO82IZEk_gA07:22Just fucking kill me already, I can't stand this shit.
>>84493056If it isn't their special interest they aren't interested. Ignore and carry on, they weren't contributing to the thread anyway
Okay so what counts as contributing to the thread? Just gimmickposting, SSM spam, HHL metlies and AI asmr bintposting?
Sean and I are living rent free in a terminally online shut in's head.
>>84493077Lembit x
I had some golden wonder salt and vinegar chippies yesterday, a full bag, and my mouth still feels like it's been coated with fucking acid after 3x teeth brushing sessions what the fuck
>>84493053He's boring af when sober
https://youtu.be/4iwHb189X84
Am still here taking advantage of the double xp :P
That is mad as FUCK what the fuck WOWhttps://youtu.be/8ZOmzUYsY3Q?t=65
>>84492942never seen 'all sides agree' as much as Derwentside IRC. bleeding heart types didn't want a cruel prison for refugee women. the local well-off villagers didn't want an unsightly prison in their back yard.the local Tory MP said it would create 80 jobs and that was that. nice contract for Mears Group. it's an industry now.this is a clever policy, yeah.
>>84493087I bet Lembit Opik was a massive shagger in the early 90s.
>>84493300>lembit OpikHe deffo 100% undeniably was and probably still is a top shagger
>>84493085It's one person seething all day and night at you two. What a sad little existence.
>>84493321Bet he shagged both those lasses up their arses.
>>84493326>It's one personProof?
>>84493337That mong spastic who ritual posts in every thread Sean's posts from 2018
>>84493321Looks like the cheeky girls
>>84493349I was asking for proof not your opinion if it is just one then it is very sad but without proof I struggle to believe it is just one poster boiling over at random intervals during the day
>>84493352Mad to think he was banging one of them with that ugly mug on him lol
>>84493372I see it's actually them. I don't follow politics to know who he is desu.
>>84493383Me neither I just remember him from im a celebrity
I've had a MASSIVE binge watch on these this past weekend https://youtu.be/Baoh-zK3x5c Does anyone else have any good channels and or vids they can recommend to binge watch?
>>84493326Wonder if it's the same sad act that seethed and spammed about Shippy and BN. Same pointless seethe but different targets. What a life.
Got a genuine Hapsberg Helper here for sale. Guaranteed one kiss from her and you'll be her Prince. Ten grand and she's all yours. She'll only eat from the deluxe ranges offered at supermarkets though. Leash and crown is included so you don't lose her.
>It could only be ONE person who hates that I'm a nonce avatarfaggot who tries to fight people irl
Absolute shit house when it comes to posting on a board with IDs, though, big online man.
Yeah no thanks I cba with an 11hr grind right now jamflex
>>84493417Interesting how apart from BN you're all paedophiles. Reckon that could be what bothers people or is it just being mean to you for no reason. Hmmmmmm
>>84493448I would love if this board had IDs but it will never happen. It'd shine the light on the amount of samefagging FROM ALL SIDES that goes on. Me? I don't get involved with it all. I'm happy replying and interacting with the posts I want to and I think advice would go far with some people.
>>84493452>y..y you're a nonce. Breaking out all your best lines.
>>84493467Why is this post so seethecoded? Are you larping as lollers now? Nice try seether.
>>84493467You are openly a nonce and use Signal to communicate with your "ring"
>>84493460I agree. Post IDs kill spamming and trolling.
>>84493467It is almost as if the majority of people dislike that sort of behaviour, no?
>>84493467You're truly repulsive, Lollers. Alternating between a hard man act and a saccharine sweet sycophant. Vile nonce.
>>84493486>sycophantTrue actually no I think about it
You don't look like you're from these parts de lid. Better turn round and head back to where you came from before I spark you out, mongboy.
>>84493491Can he visit spaffington-on-cock please?
>>84493491Wespect, my lid. Was spawned in a pond off Sparkington green de lid. Lets go get chippies later and spark out some unsuspecting wagies de lid.
See you in 2027. Enjoy your summer on 4chan!
>>84493491Say what you want about sparkfrog. At least he can grow daffodils in his garden unlike Brian. May!
>>84493500Stay on the thread lollers I like you
Helpers double edged sword >Gets trolled when he's banned >Gets trolled when he returns The poor lad can't catch a break can he? Be nice to him when he comes back, bygones be bygones and all that.
outside, me. got that KFC flamin' wrap. thx pregabalins <3>>84493500just remember: you got a lot of (You)s earlier for a pleasantpost. it's not a competition, but if it was...
>>84493526Same mongcoded post as yesterday is it lid? https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84479683/#84487692
>>84493529Looks good mate, enjoy.
>The poor lad can't catch a break can he? Be nice to him when he comes back, bygones be bygones and all that.
>>84493541kekked same old shit different day
Every monday is a bank holiday when you're on benefits x
Whats for dinner / tea or whatever you might call it tonight everyone?x
https://youtu.be/baKyjJzgoQo
>>84493577Not been on a bus since 2012. What are they like today?
>>84493582They're okay in my experience. I've not been on one since I stopped working a few years ago. They seem worse the nearer you get to the city centre in my experience but I only used them to commute and I worked in a small village so the buses were never that bad.
>>84493566Chips cheese and gravy you?
>>84493597Do they still come on time? I remember waiting 40 mins for a bus one time and I was absolutely fucking fuming. I did NOT say thank you when I got off the bus that day.
>>84493608Did they ever come on time to start with? XD The place I worked only had one bus service which served that specific village and the specific town I needed to get back to and it is safe to say at least twice a week a bus was cancelled or running fucking late. On the plus side nearer the end of my time using the bus there was this hot as fuck goth girl who used to drive the bus and I mean she was fucking smoking hot.
I'd love a day out in weymouth. I reckon we should have a day out down there, few jars, kebab, quick one in betfred. It sounds good to me.
How come HHL hasn't posted yet?
*informs the apus and lads that webs, the long serving apuette barmaid at the britfeel arms, has died* she never met a cigarette she couldn't smoke
Thread is garbage without Sean Allan x
>>84493698I am not too far from there actually
Where's Sean Allan?
Obsessedmong is back again x
Bedtime soon.Not due to being a wagie, am just drunk.
>>84493772What're you drinking? I still have some cans left from last night but feeling rough AF and the zapains aren't cutting it
Me? On overpriced cans
>>844937756 (babby tier 330ml) cans of heineken and 1 buzz ball (bought as a joje for a fren but I drank). Also smoked some spliffs.Wanted some nice rum, but didn't fancy going to the supermarket, so got this.Actually need to stay awake another hour, then go to bed.
>>84493801You tried brooklyn pilsner? Similar (bit pricey) but nice. Those are also nice, but overpriced. Peroni tier.
Hello Sean? Where are you?
>>84493812Yeah but not canned just at the pub I didnt really rate it to be honest and i would go for a poretti or whatever it is called over peroni. If anything i prefer German beers over anything
beepity beep beep beepity beep beep time for another obsessedmong update
Everyone pipe downs x
>>84493801Grim that desu. Prefer carling myself x
>>84493887Ah I only tried canned, not on tap. Bier moretti or something? It's aight, better than a fosters.There's a nice beer in supermarkets now (german) called spaten. Not too bad abv think 5.2 or similar, but really nice.
>>84492710feels weird seeing him go in all these pubs i used to drink inmore than a fiver a pint in most of these places now, absolute joke
>>84493910This is the one. I will keep an eye out for that German one you suggested. I enjoy a little warsteiner every now and again but i have cut the drinking right down this past year.
any lads think they've got the krypton factor?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lORRNu4Zv1I
>>84493925There's a few german ones that are nice. I drink too much, and need to change my drinking habit (drink too much too often).
Sean's ban is probably longer than the usual 30 days because he's a repeat offender
>>84493944You think it's 31 days?
>>84493948Perma tied to his trip hopefully x
>>84493952Shame you both can't meet and fight highlander style.
>>84493961I'm not sure who you think I am but i'm a lover not a fighter x
Driving to Sunderland and beating up HHL
>>84493968Best way to be, desu.
>>84493985You're sat in your bedroom beating off to HHL.
he thinks we don't know lmao
>>84493925You should try madri it is the best one going /s
My only grip with Linux is that I have to manually enable the right profile for my logitech mouse every time I start the PC. Does anyone know how I can get it to enable a certain profile on launch? I'm using piper for the profiles.
>>84494112Could you delete all other profiles and just keep your preferred one?
>>84494147I thought it would be that easy but no, I've tried that before. Thank you though :)
what's it like to be loved lads
I don't know actually. I don't know what it is supposed to feel like. I know in my head I love my mother, father, and siblings, but I don't know what it means to feel love for them. I would do anything for them and would drop everything if they needed me, is that what love is?
>>84494158The only other thing I can think of is just googling things.Bet you tried that.
>>84493500Don't let the seethers get to you mate
>>84494165I don't know, I ruined my chance.
>>84494200QRD? How did you manage that? Just so I can avoid making the same mistake.
>>84494224I was scared and wasn't honest.
>>84494112Try this lad:Reload systemd manager configuration>sudo systemctl daemon-reloadThen enable ratbagd to run at boot>sudo systemctl enable ratbagd.serviceThen either start the service or reboot>sudo systemctl start ratbagd.serviceThis *should* make ratbagd start on every boot and apply the saved piper configuration for your mouse.Let me know if it doesn't work.
Me? Not had a bird since I was 19 (29 now), Why? Well, the bird I had (of 3+ years) was getting on my nerves texting me all the time at work and in an autistic fit of rage I ended it with her. Never understood women since and don't want the hassle of some clingy person needing my attention 24/7. Bird = Girlfriend for the forrens/zoomies residing in this thread.
>>84494256Thank you I will give this a go when i'm back on the PC later on, will update you. I hope this isn't some virus de lid I am a linux n00b.
>>84494290Nah lad nothing dodgy, you can cross check all this stuff on various wikis to see exactly what it all does:https://linux.wiki/docs/commands/system-service/systemctl/
>>84494290its just enabling services related to your mouse software on bootup mate, nothing dodgy in there
OK off to bed. Still having dreams where something is trying to kill me (like lot's entities trying to kill neo, I', not neo more oh no), but good news I killed one of em last night. Was mad (not mad for me over the last 3 months), was confronted in an alleyway (a place in my town I dream of often, but not the same, if you know what I mean) and grabbed one, then somebody said "there's a camera!" and I stuck my finger up to the camera and point blanked some guy in the forehead.Mental stuff.
Does anyone else feel like their life is being recorded for the purpose of entertaining other life forms we're unaware of?
>>84494256sudo
Spent all day playing Street Fighter 6. Got Guile to master rank x
WOPS UPDATE >WOPS UPDATE WOPS UPDATE https://youtu.be/Jl3NqzVR7sc?si=TVeykASOK4VAFhYO
>>84494493RIP grandpa wops
>>84494431My life isn't very interesting. Yours?
OK, I'm off to bed now.Nighty night.
Why is there no update from HHL?
>>84494322Fair play it worked. Thank you very much!
how many times is that today now
>>84494525Night drunklad
Dominos cookies are 4x lush aren't they x
PATTERN RECOGNITIONPATTERN UTILIZATIONPATTERN CREATION
Might put some choonz on x
Anybody else drink Angry Orchard?I swear it disappeared from shelves round about the same time as the Dumpf tariff debacle.Only get it in Spoons now. Grim.
Mark with his mates in Waymouth https://youtu.be/Gzi-Gvw9LQI?si=l9iufU_ZyuLAf2-q
>>84494811all his mates just out of frame, laughing too.
>>84494874With him or at him?
the government should offer voluntary euthanasia for anyone with a iq above 90 stuck in this fucking shithole
Miss little Sean, just want him back x
>>84494918It not right lad x
not rite he face the consequence for his actions x
can't help but talk about himself all day
>>84494912>the government should offer voluntary euthanasia for anyone with a iq above 90 stuck in this fucking shitholeThe government should euthanize anyone with an iq lower than 90 and/or if they're forren
Insane landing given the circumstanceshttps://youtu.be/zLpRu1EzyGE
>>84495006What's your IQ little lad?
>>84494811Keeping his mates private x
>>84495245Wonder if they could smell it?
Fishy mark, smelly smelly, not good, that smell is not good
>>84495331I feel sorry for the punters who used their extra day off of work only to unfortunately attend the same beer garden as the Weymouth Fish Finger
The absolute state of modern men. Hundreds of years ago this man probably would have been in a shield wall staring death in the eyes.Instead that hardest thing he's done is a video game and his wife has to calm him down.
waheymouth amiriteno sign of the notorious nonce
>>84495383What game makes a mong like this?
>>84494912>a iqmongboy.jpg
https://youtu.be/PPNZUv0ASAM
If I was Prime Minister, my first decree would be SSM has to get a job or he goes to prison.
>98kgphwoar proper fat bastard so i am x
>>84495383>his wife has to calm him down
>>84495656fucking hell lol, that's even better
Seething at a lad from a different site because he's got a better life lmao
I think Sean has a 45 day ban. Absolutely gutted x
good night, that.went a bit mad on the pregabalins so of course i was off out doing whatever (first time in weeks maybe).KFC, supermarkets, then mate A texts me, 'We could go for a walk?' and we went for a walk.just sat in some trendy spot while people ten years younger than us went about their exciting nights. corrrr, getting old lads. getting old.
>>84495714It not right. I hope he is OK
>>84495702>better life>he smells of fishlol... lmao even
>>84495714Oh no... Anyway...lol
who are you girls going to talk about if he doesnt come back?
coolin down this tramadol with a nice zolpidem.and a can of Relentless x2
>>84495843i sometimes think mihai left us clues.
>>84495843Oh he will. Love always finds a way x
>>84495891Pack it in sean
how do i make myself less boring?
>>84495912No you pack it in x
>>84495922few pints
*does the tin/corner shop joke*
Thread way too meta tonight. See you in the next one. Bye.
>>84495925you might have a point thank you for the advice
741hz videos give me he horn
I saw Sean at Seansburys earlier today. He was buying KY, rubber gloves, Amateur Photographer magazine, and a butternut squash.
Where have YOU seen are Sean?
i just checked and i can confirm Seansbury's does indeed sell all those items.
five pounds and fifty pence. just because the female you're with isn't doing her bit.
What are antis? Just seen the word used today but not sure what it means
>>84496046cuter ants
>>84495992I saw Sean at the back of a WHSmiths wanking on all 4s a while ago. That ban is really taking a toll on his mental health
>>84496015what is that for? it looks like sex stuff
Me? I saw him waddling like a penguin out of the omniplex disabled toilets, followed closely by kev
>>84496046your mam or dad's sisters, who hate robots
I saw are Sean at IKEA the other day. He was in the nursing area of the restaurant and took selfies with breast-feeding single mums in the background while he wore a bin bag to keep the milky smell on him. He did not use his loyalty card when he bought his plant balls and mash (no jam).
I saw Sean fisting Rupert Lowe in a Toby carvery near Tibshelf.
will we get a new thread overnight?
Wordle Gummidge
Did a test and here we go
Next result
Purple one this time
I am almost done with replies
Pink quite telling
Might be normal after all
All done with my replies here
I saw sean walking out of a food bank with a box of adult sized nappies
I once saw Sean knocking on doors selling Avon with his Dad.
Incontinence is no joke and you shouldn't make fun of a grown man who poos himself
>>84496046I found out what it is and now I'm disgusted that X put it in my For You feed.
please spoiler Wordle posts.
quite chilly againthinking about going down and checking the reading on the meter. maybe take a photo of it now (or after 1am), then head back an hour later and see if it's gone up. just to check it's on the night rates.
Wish he'd do a proper live again
going balls deep on the first available helper threadhe's in the middle, i'm the blond guy. you know what that means for you
He never left he just posts about himself anonymously and thinks we don't know
just on my way downstairs to check the meter in my 'do not disturb' outfit.
been an hour. time to check the meter again.
>>84497076Why are you checking the meter lad?
>>84497081tried to see if my energy is correctly switching to the low rate on a night. the storage heaters aren't powering up.cropped this to the 1 digit (hope that's OK with you lads) and between 2am (left) and 3am (right) there was no change. maybe it was naive to assume i'd use a single kilowatt in that time, but there's also a 1/10th window next to it, hasn't shifted even one tick.quite perplexing, this. might start mining Bitcoin.
Last night watch post here. Somebody else will have to pick up the slack.
>>84497626im here now, garn work in 30
>150 quid to last me to the end of the monthMight have gone a bit crazy with the gambling yesterday, lads.
>>84497728Thats plenty. I've survived with far less.
>>84497728Make a gofundme page and ill donate some
Quite the productivearse day yesterday, was it notX
ingrown hair in nostril situation is getting worse, send help
>>84497728Gambling is such a scourge.
I want all you racists to write 100 times: We don't have a mass migration problem.
Giving India internet access was a huge mistake
Lidl Plus changes have come into effect today.
>>84498030Duplicate posts aren't possible here
>>84498053Imagine not realising there are ways around this while still accomplishing the task.
>feel constantly tired>completely change your life style>stop drinking and start doing cardio>still constantly tired and exhausted help
>>84498063robot9000 filter evasion is a bannable offence, shitlord
>>84498072And writing the same thing repeatedly in the same post while adding flourish and making it unique to that poster is also basic common sense. I never said filter evasion.Pipe down. Or leave.
>>84498072ad hominem attacks on britfeel before 8amwild stuff
>>84498068Go to /fit/ boss man.
>>84498123tripmong nonce on britfeel before 8amwild stuff
I shall prepare the artwork for the next thread. Inform the rabble.
>>84498127helps people filter out my drivel, you should try it sometimeyou sound quite crabby, are you ok?
Shall be partaking in a breakfast of sosij and bacon later on around 1030 ish.
>>84494540Glad to hear it lad! The intuitive knack comes with time as you become more familiar with the tools that linux has and how you can manipulate them. Windows really dumbed down personal computing, quite a shame.
That is the third trip he's tried getting off the ground this week stupid tripnonce
Imagine keeping track of trip codes. Absolutely obsessed, he is.
And posts peppered with needless insults. Proper edgelord, he is. So sharp.
Over 625,618 households receive more in benefits than the average household takes home after tax. So-called "super-claimers" received more than 32,300 GBP in welfare payouts, despite a nominal 'benefits caps'. Keep in mind also that 32,300 is the average salary, not the median, so realistically these super-claimer households are getting more in benefits than around 55% of the working population.
Hard to keep up with all the Starmer drama
>>84498303Done. Next.>>84498303Leave your seething at the door.>>84498303
>>84498280>>84498287Imagine trying to force one. Couldn't be me. No more (yous) for you.
>>84498326Are you ok, babe? X
Imagine hallucinating about trips and then posting about it, all irate and such. Pretty intense stuff, really.
>>84498326There has been a lot of this stuff happening recently not sure why, it is cringe as they say
https://youtu.be/mxawOfcb8G4Grim.
has this thread been abandoned?
Is this thread dead?
so this thread is over?
>>84499350>>84499782>>84500404Take it to discord and then you don't need to spam the board with this lame small talk garbage anymore/r9k/ is not a chatroom
it's looking like this thread is nearly over
this one needs fucking off n'all
This thread deserves a 3rd chance
Miss you britfeel xx
67x lush xx
