Alternative Celebration EditionIt's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely mom, MILFs, or any other family you fancy. Whether it's your sister, brother, dad, aunt, cousin, etc go ahead and post about them. Discussion of the biology, poIitics, and psychology of consanguinamory (consensual incest relationships) is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, fetishspamming, simping, and schizophrenic spamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!Previous: >>84440915https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84440915Story Library (needs updated): https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub
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Need a Felix update for Mother's Day
>like momcest>not attracted to IRL mom whatsoeverWhat is this? Besides porn addiction.
Ass slap anon should share more details about his success
I'd talk more about my experiences as a mother if I wasn't risking a ban ever time I make a post in the thread.
>>84491241Nice larp, why tf would be getting a ban for that?
>>84491256Ok anon, even IF I was "larping" I'd still be risking a ban
>>84491267You can use a vpn to avoid the ban i dont want to hear it but i want to help
>>84491274I've literally never had success using a VPN and I've tried multiple paid ones
>>84491282Sorry I thought it could have work have a nice day anon
>>84491282Just take the risk and share your experience!
>>84491241If he was really that young when you started you could try /b/?
>>84491598*and link to the posts from here
>>84491227assslapanon is a lot less cringey than dhadsonI'd like to pick his brains a little more if he's still lurking.I don't think he said how old he was at the time.
>>84491608Good morning. Not sure what dhadson means but I can probably guess. Working today so leave them here and I'll get back to you when time allows.>how old?18>>84491227>successmust we call it that?
>>84491705>Not sure what dhadson meanslooks like chadson combined with dadsonI think it's a comparative success but you weren't even trying, you just followed your instincts and your mum reciprocated.So you're a pretty different animal compared to the guys pining about how to seduce their mum, or get over abuse trauma.What have your relationships been like with other women?
>>84491241Your experiences are potentially more valuable than most.>riskThat risk depends on why you come to this site. Low effort memespam/shitposting is the most common reason, but I use 4chan to discuss fringe topics without the dealing with the opprobrium you'd get from typical discussion spheres, as do others. There are private forums for fringe topics, but they require more effort to join, and typically have many of the same social issues as larger websites.It'd be a waste, and underutilization of this place to come here and continue to fear discussing a topic. Especially if you've never told your story to anyone else.
>>84491764Reminds me of my mentality back then, and Borat. It was a thing that happened, not what I consider an achievement like my career or beating a vidya game. Perhaps I am different but I don't want to be put on a pedestal nor breed contempt. Apologies if I'm misunderstanding but that's how it comes across. I've been trying to be less of a dick these past few years.Which leads nicely into...>relationships with other womenI'm what people call "emotionally distant". Girlfriends rarely last more than three months. Some turn casual, some move on, some want to keep contact, some change their minds at least once. It's kind of a mess and for sure my lack of empathy and aloofness have played a role. Don't wanna say I'm not cut out for a relationship, write myself off, but I have some shit to work on. I don't have the same level of problems with friendships, however, which gives me hope.Remaining a bachelor means I can make more time for my brother and parents, which is a massive advantage.
>>84491056only CHADSON breeds mommy on Mother's Day
>>84492512So, no wife, and your only child is technically your brother...It's not an easy fate.
>>84491056What was the last update from Tennismom anon?The mombutt pics were phenomenal
>>84492512So continue the story, anon.How long did it last? Was there any drama, etc? How did it end? Did you it ever restart or did you try to? How did you get over it? Did she push you away?
>>84491056>>84491310I wish my mom was like this instead of being a bitch everytime she caught me jerking off lol
Do remember to buy something nice for your mom even if you aren't one of the blessed ones
>>84491056Last Week's UpdatesDrawanon>>84442679Brosis>>84465744Unnamed Sister Anon>>84453066resort-anon>>84453583Nudistfem>>84461250Tennismom-anon>>84466534Unnamed son anon>>84472460Unnamed brother anon>>84476029AssSlap anon>>84477487
wonder how hapa-chan is doing
>>84493719I wonder if her plans to move to the US are going well
>>84492512If your mum had said she wanted a girl too would you likely have obliged given the mood you were in back then or do you think the phase ended?Being more serious, how is your parents relationship?
mother's day mommy motorboating
Do any of you guys actually have romantic feelings for your relatives or is it purely sexual? I get a feeling from momcest posters that it's sexual. Like for me when I had crushes in school I couldn't think about them sexually; my fantasies basically revolved around getting together with them, marriage, having children, etc. lovey-dovey stuff like that.
>>84494071>I get a feeling from momcest posters that it's sexual.There's plenty of posters that have romantic relationships with their mom (Felix, Dexter, Punic anon, Errands anon, Gothmom anon, Throatmom-anon, etc) they just don't post as often because they're out living the dream instead of here on 4chan
>>84494071a-m here.purely sexual.
>>84492913Think I already mentioned it lasted right the way through her pregnancy give or take some periods where she was just not in the mood. After the kid arrived, she and dad were obviously super busy and I was working/studying, so things began to taper off. By that I mean 3+ times a day to 3 or so times a week. The sheet fucking rawness of it all had definitely passed. Only way I can describe it is like a catharsis. I got over it by seeing more chicks and applying what mom had taught me, which meant I was mostly left with masochistic sizequeens on the far side of crazy. Good fun but not exactly what you'd call quality company. Ironically, had more drama with them than with my family. Getting called "daddy" isn't exactly my jam either.>>84493746I can only imagine, and I'd rather not! I think the cooling-off "end" was/is for the best.>parents relationshipThey've had ups and downs, like most married couples. Dad's in his 70s, so beginning to slow down and starting to need help with his huge-ass backyard. They're very different people but their shared sense of humor has gotten them through a lot.
Yeah it's confirmed at this point. Who's the next incestuous celeb on the sus list?>>84493949
>>84494293So there's a 10-15 year age gap between her and your dad? What were some of the occasions you fucked between the main relationship period and now?
>>84494373Emma Watson and her brother
Hola mis putas. Have a bit of a Renee.
>>84494570Yeah, about 15. And we mostly just did it when the opportunity presented itself, anon. Often crosses over with things like christmas and mother's day. We've had vacations together, planning another.>>84495167Shit's uncanny. This is from that cannibal cult game, right? Coffin of Andy and Leyley? I didn't know about this character until recently.
>>84495319>This is from that cannibal cult gameSi. She's the two tard siblings hot mom.>I didn't know about this character until recently.Been knowin' 'bout her for some months, she's hot. Never played that, not interested. Wish the fanart guys did her more in line with that Nemlei puta's art in the sense of canon proportions. The fanart adds an unecessary thickness to her (not like i'm gonna be a faggot and complain as if I'm not enjoying.)
>>84491138Thats all it is.You getting off on breaking a societal rule.>(Maybe because you dont fit in and thus disregard it yada yada psycho thot nosises)
>>84494071Romantic, definitely. All my fantasies are strictly sexual but that has more to do with me as a person than the kind of feelings I have towards my mother. A romantic relationship with my mom would essentially be what we already have + sex, it's a very thin line to cross.
>>84495082they look like 2 creepy siblings in a midwest-plains themed horror movie
>>84495082wha- oh she's HOLDING HIS DICK?Is this real?I honestly wouldn't be surprised hollywood and music industry jews make their star pawns fuck their family for their amusement.
>>84495398I remember it being "that incest game" for a while. Doesn't seem like my kinda game, but a friend of mine did play it and he really enjoyed it.I found more images of her from Cariellrue, like the one posted last thread. The scene depicted and the is pretty damn close to what went down minus the anal and green teddybear. Made me wonder for a moment if the artist somehow knew someone who also knows our story, but that's schizo even for me. Probably just the bathroom setting and Renee looking just like my mom. All that's missing are big hoop earrings and a necklace.
Cousin, sexual. Sister C, romantic. I'd love to be lovey-dovey with her.>>84495507>Is this real? Reverse image search says no. Once you see it, it's an obvious shop.
>>84495569Of course, I had to mess up the reply meant for >>84494071
>>84494071> Do any of you guys actually have romantic feelings for your relatives or is it purely sexual? I get a feeling from momcest posters that it's sexual.My feelings for my sister are both. Definitely romantic because she is the most perfect person to hang out with, and I enjoy every moment we are together. Fun, charismatic, and adventurous. Sexual because she is a spitfire, has a tight ass, and is still the best sex I have ever had. It ruined all other relationships for me. I wish it had continued
>>84491138Childhood neglect?
>>84495542>I remember it being "that incest game"It's more than that from what i've seen.>Made me wonder for a moment if the artist somehow knew someone who also knows our storyThe collective motherFUCKING unconsciousness at work, jajajaja.>Probably just the bathroom setting and Renee looking just like my mom. All that's missing are big hoop earrings and a necklaceThere's probably some guy who drew her slutting out with those accessories.
>>84495398>Never played that, not interested.The Coffin of Andrew and Renee (M-S mod of the OG game) is pretty good. Use 7zip to extract if you ever want to play. https://gofile.io/d/os0dk2(I promise it doesn't have viruses; I got it off the F95 forum)
>>84482361Yeah, please ask me whatever. I'll get back to you as soon as I can. This week I'm out on a ski trip so it will take me a second, but I'll answer any questions you have to the best of my ability.
>>84495793you didnt tell me specifics of how things got "dark" and how situations became "risky" and bled into your lives.
>>84495685It's like she's right here in the thread with us.Also, do I have to use this nickname now? I see you got one too.
>>84495639Ouch...wild guess?
>>84495856Nah, you don't have to namefag if you don't want to it just helps people keep track of your posts
>>84495856>It's like she's right here in the thread with us.Might as well be.
>>84495864If you like momcest but not your actual mom it means you're searching for a new mom because yours was too cold or bitchy
I knew giving attention to the drawfag was a bad ideaNot only is he NOT making new art, he's spamming barely on-topic repulsive art someone made by other people
>>84496397May the fourth be with you dude!
>>84496397He's one of the only active people in these threads ngl. I don't hate him at all.
>>84495928>treasure trailHNNNNNNGH
>>84495319>And we mostly just did it when the opportunity presented itself, anon.When was the most recent time?
>>84495793Sure. As it is, my momcest research hit a bottleneck and is on hold until the weekend.---1. You mentioned tension/flirting that generally predated the relationship. Did you ever see her behave that way with others?2. Was your mother complimenting your appearance before the relationship? Did she observe others doing so?3. You mentioned being washed by her. Did other maternal behaviors ever mix with sexual acts? e.g.:>Breastfeeding>Sex with you in a passive role>Motherly instruction, admonishment, or adoration4. What acts (real, suggested, or conceived) did either of you consider extremely unpleasant?5. Did either of you reject the other for sex? How did you/she respond?6. Did either of you antagonize/lie to/threaten each other in a significant way during the relationship?7. What characteristics, behavioral or physical, do you share with your father? Do you know how they may have changed in the time between your parents' meeting and the momcest?8. What types of music or other media does your mother like/dislike?9. Do you have persistent negative feelings when listening to your brother discuss your mother (or vice versa)?10. Is your mother supportive of your current life state (i.e. wife, place of residence, career)?11. Are there any aspects of your relationship (previous or current) with your mother that you feel are difficult to understand?12. In low activity situations (e.g. waiting for a train, lying in bed, boring meeting/lecture), do you have involuntary thoughts related to your relationship that shift your mood from negative/neutral to something more positive?
>>84496180Not the anon you replied to but I'm not so sure it's that cut and dry. I have a great mom, beautiful too, but I have no sexual/romantic feelings for her at all. Though I'm still intensely attracted to mature older women.
>>84491056I've taken up writing incest porn. Siblings x siblings. I keep feeling guilty about it.
I feel jealous of all you guys who have doting, spoiling mothers. My mother only abused me.
>>84496993Replace her with a mommygf to feel whole again
>>84491058>>84493265Well my mom is a little mad at me at the moment so I'm gonna have to go the extra mile for Mother's Day>>84494071Mostly romantic, it helps that she's just an absolute snack but I am in love with her first, I want to fuck her brains out second
>>84497382What'd you do to piss her off?
R.I.P Dexy, Dexmom killed him in a fit of rage
>>84496806>8. What types of music or other media does your mother like/dislike?It this one just personal curiosity or do you have a hypothesis that the genres of media a person likes influences how open they are to incest?
>drawfag reveals themselves to be a faggotmany such cases
>>84496750new year's at 2am>>84496993I'm really sorry, anon. I've known some great guys online who went through similar. You getting/got help?>>84497382>mother's dayCutting it close aren't you anon? What you got in mind? My mom's stuff arrived last week. Couple band shirts and a refurbed walkman.
>>84498553What's your little brother actually like and your relationship with him? Does he have any career plans or interests? Do the two of you get on well, you said he shared the same musical tastes as you and your mum?
>>84494614>>84494821I don't really understand streamer stuff could someone explain what Phase and Lia mean? Is it some sort of character or a persona?Do a lot of these streamers leverage incestuous themes?
>>84498642https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playing_company
>>84498815shakesperian actors?
>>84498642>phasename of the agency that manages(?) the streamer>lianame of the vtuber "character".>Do a lot of these streamers leverage incestuous themes?I don't watch any of them but as I understand they are basically just semi-anonymous streamer that have a 2d avatar and more or less do some acting to get "in-character" so to speak. It just happens that when not having to show their face or use their real names these streamers get away with having some opinions on things that regular streamers wouldn't say, though they have to be careful of how it reflects on their agency studio that they are connected to.
>>84496963How does this actually pay? I'm working on a romantic memoir of my relationship with my mom, I'm wondering if it would be the sort of thing people actually pay for, given that part of the relationship is pretty heavily downplayed and I am endeavoring to write a work of legitimate literary fiction exploring themes of false renewal, self-destruction, and the kind of genuine hope that can endure in these conditions.
>>84493579>>84492786No updates to anything currently, mom and I are still doing our usual thing but we haven't exercised together in almost a week outside of our typical walk route. Been more busy with actual work stuff but she does still wear the ripped tennis skirt that she seems completely oblivious to there being a GIANT ripped hole in the crotch that just completely exposes her pubes. Haven't and likely won't ever say anything about it to her but it might be funny one day.I know this probably isn't the place for it but I'm actually identifying some psychological hang ups that had me pretty depressed over the weekend. I don't want to clog up the general with blogposting or even venting but I think it does have to do with the relationship I have with my mom.
>>84499754>I think it does have to do with the relationship I have with my mom.Feel free to share. This is the place for momtherapy too.
>>84497181I've been trying to look for an older woman to date for a bit but have had no luck so far. Nta
>>84499887this will be longIt has to do with an ex gf that's stuck with me for years, like it's literally been a decade since I even saw her and I've dated a little since, had one decently long term gf but nothing ever really stuck and that one ex is the only girl I've had sex with. The other long term gf I had was very religious so we never slept together but did other things.I made the connection some time ago tho that particular ex, with the help of conversing about it with my mom, that she was actually VERY similar to my mom when she was that age, even down to looking very similar. So essentially I managed to find the young version of my mom to date but it completely wrecked me and did a number on my psyche and my self esteem. My mom has expressed how bad it made her feel not just because I was hurting after she broke up with me but because she saw a similar reflection of herself at that age in my ex; immature, easily influenced by her peers, projective, manipulative, and even had the same problems with alcohol and abandonment issues stemming from her parent's neglect despite coming from a very wealthy, well to do doctor family. A couple of key differences was that my ex was clinically unstable, spent a stent at a mental institution after trying to kill herself, and responded by becoming hypersexual. She suddenly wanted to have 3ways, orgies, go do porn, have an open relationship, all that but this was after a ton of talk on her end about getting married, moving in together, and wanting me to sell all my shit so we could "start a life together." When I turned down those offers, she got hostile. So there was a lot of emotional whiplash but even before all that there was constant instability. Like the entire day would be ruined if she caught a bad reflection of herself in the mirror and she would be crying hysterically in bed for the next 8 hours. She even threw shit at me a couple times just for trying to help while screaming>DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME1/2
>>84499887>>84500213But something in me felt almost complete attempting to maintain her emotions. The mirror I can point to is that when I was very little (pre 6 years old), my mom got sick from alcohol abuse and was in the hospital for liver failure. So my mom had a ton of emotional instability when I was little, up until around the time I was 10 before she got into fitness and health. She completely turned herself around. But it's like I got stuck in this loop of attempting to appease an emotionally unstable female despite my mom as she is now being the ideal woman to me. So even now, despite being so long after the breakup and having a couple of relationships since, I still think a lot about her, I miss how I felt during that relationship when it was good, but I still get intense traumatic flashes and thought loops of how I felt humiliated by her from all the shit she did after we broke up. That experience was like watching someone who I saw as such a gorgeous, beautiful human being willingly destroy themselves with a maniacal smile on their face and cutting eyes while they do it. Choosing to bury anything good about themselves due to social pressure or just wanting to be vindictive. If I ever went out and did anything on my own, it was all but guaranteed that she would send me pictures of her cutting herself and slicing her legs open but insisting it had nothing to do with me going out with another group of friends or having any independence. Once I put up a boundary, she became even more vengeful and started making wild accusations about me. Point is I had momcest feelings before I ever had any gf but they doubled down harder after that particular relationship and I know it has to do with the inherent safety that I feel with my mom that I generally don't feel around other women. My mind associates potential dating partners with humiliation and social exile so I shrivel up and don't even try usually. So I'm attempting to work on myself so I stop doing that
>>84500249Wow, that's some heavy stuff. Maybe you can talk to your mom about this?
>>84500249>I got stuck in this loop of attempting to appease an emotionally unstable female despite my mom as she is now being the ideal woman to me.Formative experience in your childhood leave such deep marks that you can never truly escape from them. Best you can do is be aware of them and not let them blindside you when they inevitably influence your behavior.>My mind associates potential dating partners with humiliation and social exile so I shrivel up and don't even try usually. So I'm attempting to work on myself so I stop doing thatHaving a healthy relationship with someone that doesn't try to hurt or manipulate you would probably be the most helpful for getting over what happened, but of course it's easier said than done.I can relate to some aspects of this, even if our situations are very different. I hope you manage to move past what has happened eventually, or at least find a way to not feel pained by it more than necessary.
>>84500303I have, not the momcest feelings obviously but she always offers very sound advice.Ultimately she's advised a lot but primarily to forgive her and understand whatever lesson I was meant to learn from that experience. If I had to guess it's giving too much of myself away to someone who doesn't have the capacity for it. My ex couldn't have a real relationship because she didn't love herself. My mom's advice is despite all of it, pray for her and genuinely wish her the best and let it go completely. >>84500478>but of course it's easier said than done.Sure and I agree that's what I would want ideally, even my longer standing relationship had an undercurrent of manipulation because she wanted me to convert to her religion so we could get married and ultimately broke up with me because I wouldn't get the vax.What's your situation if I can ask, anon?
>>84498617He's smart as hell but needs to learn to chill out sometimes. Reminds me of myself before my sudden personality change. We hang out a few times a year when he comes to visit or I go home to visit them all. Got similar career aspirations to me so I've been giving him a hand there. So yeah, I'd say we get along pretty damn well as siblings despite the huge age gap. His friends assumed I was his uncle the first time I met them lol>>84500509Sounds like your mom knows the 12 steps pretty well. They work if you work them, for all sorts of things, not just alcohol. Best wishes for you both, tm-a.
>>84500813>Reminds me of myself before my sudden personality change.Was that the before and after ass slap mother seduction?>assumed I was his uncleIf only they knew...
>>84500813You said he might be your sonbrother? Did you mom let you cum inside?
>>84500886He said before that he was pumping her full three times a day when his dad was only getting once a week...I don't want to be too speculative but it seems like a good bet.
>>84500901Pumped full of cum thrice daily? Is that right, ass slap bro?
>>84494293Can you give us a day in your life when you were fucking 3 times a day? I promise there is no such thing as too much detail. Very curious about her dirty talk as well, can you give some examples that stick out?Do you think she would ever fuck your brother? Sounds like she doesn't have any regrets about the whole thing
>>84500901*I misremembered>>84482479>3+ times a dayI'm actually curious at the logistics here.How were you getting so much time to fuck; I get that you were 18 but were you splitting it across the day?Did dad leave for work and you would get the signal that he was gone and leave a morning deposit before heading to school?What if instead of ass slap anon we change it to ass slap son to give the acronym ASS?
>>84496963>I've taken up writing incest pornAnything to share with the class?
>>84491058It's errands-anon. Not much going on right now, my mom is out of town for a while. Only thing of interest was that she was kind of jealous for a while because some of her friends were openly hitting on me. Half an hour after that she was riding me in the back seat of my car while I sucked on her tits
>>84501352>my mom is out of town for a while.Where'd she go? Do you have any plans for sunday?
>>84501387An older relative needs a caretaker for a while so our plans are delayed.
>>84501352>while I sucked on her titsHot
>>84501399How much I like sucking on boobs during sex probably says/said something about me, even back when I was dating women closer to my own age.
>>84501463Were you formula fed instead of breast fed as a baby?
I don't know if poetbro is still around but I saw this and thought he might find it interesting.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv1G-CIahhM
>>84501531I think so. I don't know about me but my brother was so I'm assuming yeah.
It's Cinco de Momyo
>>84500813I appreciate that, a-a. Not 12 steps exactly but a similar mindset. My mom mostly read books, she never went to any group but she got mostly the same thing out of it. She got really into self help literature so there's a solid overlap.On an unrelated note, did you really get to cum in your mom? Lucky.
Since full siblings can share 38 - 61% of their DNA their kid could share 69 - 80.5% with them.
>>84501016Yeah, it was a lot at its peak. Mom barely worked and dad was sometimes out for a day and a half here or there. The earrings helped. Morning, afternoon, night, occasionally doubling-up on one or another. Fat chance these days.>>84502033Self-help is good, Talking to others is even better. I suspect that's where you came in.
>>84501352How romantic would you say your relationship is?
>>84500249>when I was very little (pre 6 years old), my mom got sick from alcohol abuse and was in the hospital for liver failure. So my mom had a ton of emotional instability when I was little, up until around the time I was 10 before she got into fitness and healthWas it ever emotional abuse during that period or just emotional instability?
>>84496916That's just liking milfs though? If you're not seeking momcest for the role play aspect it's not really momcest
Ok but why would anyone do this. You must be severely mentally ill to write a letter like this and think it'll work.
Either you are severely autistic, have a mental disorder, or are sub-80 IQ to do this
>>84502450I learned a lot from her and our discussions, honestly. That's partly why we're so close.>>84502513I wouldn't say emotional abuse but I'm sure some people might observe it that way. Sort of smothering but also somewhat controlling/possessive, would often express jealousy of any gf I ever had or even friends sometimes. I think I mentioned it in a previous post in the general that one of the few things we argue about is the friends I have and the amount of time I spend with them. I have one bro friend who admittedly is probably a narcissistic asshole who's using me for something but I typically spend like maybe two nights on a weekend out of the month hanging out with him and the entire following day would just be ruined because she'd be sulking or withholding communication and emotion she was so mad at me for staying out with him. She's done that before with other friends but this one in particular she REALLY fucking hates. I don't blame her but I do get pissed off when she does that. I can't even really explain what she does, she just gets extremely short, won't make eye contact with me, walks away from me mid sentence, it's like she's so fucking mad at me she can't even stand to be around me. So when that happened as a kid I probably couldn't help but internalize it as being responsible for her moods.
>>84502820>>84502842If receiving this card wouldn't immediately make you go bang your sister, you don't deserve a sister
Cousin has organized a dinner and wine tasting at the restaurant she's at, and I thought it'd be a good idea for us to go to for Mother's Day and to support her a little.>ask mother, says she won't go>ask sister C, she'll only go if our mother goes>ask sister G, no reply>don't ask father as he'll only complainI guess I'll go and spend $50 just to get lightly buzzed and maybe see my cousin.
>>84503360>I guess I'll go and spend $50 just to get lightly buzzed and maybe see my cousinIs this USD? Sounds a bit pricey for not much cousin interaction time desu
>>84502900>I have one bro friend who admittedly is probably a narcissistic asshole who's using me for something but I typically spend like maybe two nights on a weekend out of the month hanging out with himJust cut him off. These narcissistic types are terrible and they might just get worse. You can just stop engaging with him (appearing disinterested) and he'll lose interest himself, same if you're talking/texting online. I know I said cut off but you can't do it outright or explicitly, you kinda have to "taper off" the talking. I had experience with bullying in high school so the idea of receiving the same kind of treatment in adulthood is unironically terrifying. >So when that happened as a kid I probably couldn't help but internalize it as being responsible for her moods.Did her behavior in this regard affect you as a child? If so, have you tried bringing it up to her? Has she acknowledged it and apologized for it?
>>84503408Yeah, USD, but it's in a fine dining restaurant. Plus, I've never done tastings, if I can try something new for myself and help her at the same time, it's a net positive.
>>84503360Damn, I feel bad for you. No one in your family wants to spend time with you.
>>84503457Get sauced, punch out her boss, and fuck your cousin in the middle of the restaurant.
>>84503475It is what it is.>>84503509>punch out her bossI'm pretty sure that's her new bf. I'll confirm it on the weekend.
>>84503509>cousin My personal OTP is Imoutanon x Sister C desu desu.
>>84491056>Me and mum got drunk last night after my older sister's party>At my rich uncle's house and I'm showing her a snooker technique>Hold her from behind and help move her hands to position her shot>She jokingly tells me to hold her like in the titanic>She's in the tiniest black dress and her wide bum is rubbing up against my trunks>Get a massive throbbing boner and start to dry hump her in my swimming shorts>Only do a few pumps to test the water and because everyone else is upstairs doing karaoke or passed out>Mum doesn't pull away and I see her face in the mirror looking mildly amused>Keep humping and she just kind of laughs and asks "what are you doing? Silly boy.">She doesn't pull or away or get mad but instead tightly pulls my hands into her milky slavic body>I pause for a second to be sure she still consents and she blows a kiss in the mirror and laughs>I pull my big goblincel cock out of my shorts and start "raw" drying humping her>Coom like a bazooka on her back and mess up her dress>Kind of pause for a second and let go of her as my head spins like a fun fair ride>My heart nearly explodes and mum says "I feel like my bum has been whipped by a fire horse">"Did you get out of your system, son?">Post nut clarity kicked in as she complained about the big stains on her dress so I started stuttering and apologizing>She laughed hysterically and got naked then started downing another beer as she put her dress in the washing machine>I followed her around apologizing but she just kept laughing and said "we are drunk and will forget in morning" in her slav accent>I stand in the doorway looking at her naked body in the jacuzzi and she just blows me kisses>I get hard again and she bursts out laughing and I was going to join her but my sisters, my fugly aunt, my mum's friend and my uncle are coming down the stairs>Go into the dark garage and wank like a lunaticIs this considered a win? >t. goblincel son
>>84503556How's the night shift at Tesco going?
>>84503569>night shift at Tesco going?It's a nightshift security job at a university but it's okay. My head is still spinning about the previous night with mum.
>>84503556>>She doesn't pull or away or get mad but instead tightly pulls my hands into her milky slavic bodyShe definitely wants you.
>>84503602What age is your mom, goblincel son?
>>84503531Thanks.>>84503556A win, and you're more than halfway there for something more.
>>84503651She is 48 but looks younger because she's one of those Russian-Polish mutts that looks semi-Asian.>>84503673She hasn't talked about it ever since and just acts normal around me. I might need to wait a while before pursuing anything again. She did apologize for being "drunk and crazy" through whatsapp.
>>84503685Is she still fertile? If so, get her pregnant ASAP
>>84503707>Is she still fertile?No. Not after 3 kids but she does look it. She refuses to have kids even when her rich German ex offered her a small fortune to make a second kid with him. I just want to fuck her though.
>>84503717If she's just in perimenopause there is still a chance
>>84503722I don't want another little rat running around. My little half sis was enough of a nightmare. I just want consequence free, sweaty fuck sessions with my milky Eurasian queen.
>>84503722Nta but perimenopause and incest is a recipe for disaster.
>>84503602Britanistan Muhammeds are no strangers to making up incestuous fantasies. Either you are one or you're spiritually identical to them, lmao.We can tell you're larping.
Heads up:"Nomi" is back and he's lashing out at the thread because he botched his larp too much to keep it going
>>84503864>Britanistan Muhammeds are no strangers to making up incestuous fantasiesImagine being such a schizofag you have to try and turn a momcest thread into a /pol/tard tier argument and start rambling about muzzies. Sad.
>>84503864Even Mohammedans don't fuck their moms though. They're all about that cousincest. >>84503974He probably just came in here to start shit lol. Just ignore it.
>>84503974I'm with you on shitting on the guy but do remember our biggest mudslime hater is none other than Brosis lmao
>>84504010>biggest mudslime hater is none other than Brosis lmaoI don't particularly love muzzies to be honest. I just dislike schizos trying to devolve this thread into a /pol/ racewar thing.I know my mum has some central Asian and Chechen heritage but that doesn't affect me. My mum isn't a muslim despite having distant heritage from typically muslim ethnicities.
>>84504025But I denounce the quran and muhammad etc.I just want to lick and kiss my mum's face then fondle her and slowly fuck her on one of those Japanese floor beds after a sesh in the hotspring.
>>84495745Isn't this the piracy of Kit9 and Nemlei?
>>84504101Any good momcest games on itch.io?
>>84491056Black-anon hereDisregard for now. Posting this here so I can show something to my girlfriend:>>75176711
>>84491056>>84491310These threads are the most degenerate on the board, but I like some of the art.
I'm super fucking lost.How many new, or old, motherlovers do we have now? I'd like to go around and shake everyone's hand.>>84497417I went to a friend's bachelor party over the weekend.I had told her about it beforehand, she knows the guy, he's literally been one of my best friends since middleschool and nothing happened, she knows I wouldn't cheat on her, not after all we've been through.But I can tell it bothered her, I can tell she's feeling down.>>84497962Sorry about that, I just went to bed right away.>>84498553Woah those are some neat fucking presents, is there a story there?I already have her presents ready, the Lego Mona Lisa and some fancy chocolates. But I feel like doing something extra.>>84502820I'm solidly on the mom camp but I can see how dudes in the sister camp would find that just adorably endearing
>>84504177You should've been here a few weeks ago when Tennismom-anon was sharing pics
>>84504177>I'm super fucking lostThere's been a few new motherlovers show up (Tennismom-anon, Nudistfem, and AssSlapAnon) and a guy working on a university paper about momcest. resort-anon came back and is giving the PHD guy info on his own experience and errands anon is always lurking.
>>84504177Endearing or cringe. It's a thin line.
>>84504177>I can tell she's feeling downHow does Dexmom act when she's sad/mad
>>84504130There's stuff on VNDB.https://vndb.org/g532?m=0&l=1&f=032gen3gja80Xs2&s=20yhttps://vndb.org/g532?m=0&l=1&f=032gja3gja80Xs2&s=20y
>>84504204>>84504264I'm gonna need a manual with stats and bullet points and lore blurbs on each of them.>>84504297We're a group of people who reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally love their families, endearingly cringe is all we have.>>84504372I hate to say it but just like Sadness from Inside Out, the funniest part is she thinks she's being subtle about it and I can't tell.And angry? I don't think I've ever seen her angry angry, upset sure, disappointed of course, annoyed obviously, but never angry. It's like she's physically incapable of the emotion.
>>84503443>Just cut him off. These narcissistic types are terrible and they might just get worse.I have no doubt, honestly. He's thoughtful at times but anyone I talk to about him outside of my mom even will say he's either self serving at best or at worst has some fuckery he's up to. I dont want to go off too much about it but he's sneaky to say the least.>met him thru mutual outdoor sport activity>was part of the seasoned crew, so 'cool guys'>one day he just randomly started talking to me>hit it off, turns out he's strangely interested in niche topics I'm very knowledgeable about>suddenly he dives head first into his newfound life's passion>does some weird honeymoon lovebombing thing where he showers me in gifts all the time while absorbing all the info he can out of me>while smoking weed together one time starts admitting all this dark perv shit to me like how his older brother and friends molested him at 8 years old and he thought it was the best shit ever>admits to being a closet homo that regularly cheated on his gf of 10 years to go suck random dick on grindr in a neighboring state as early as a year into their relationship>wants to 'not do that shit anymore' and thinks I can help him for some reasonIt's a really weird relationship but sometimes he seems genuine. Other times I'm put off by his borderline sociopathic talk. And sometimes I think he's just hanging out with me so he can attempt to take on my interests.>Has she acknowledged it and apologized for it?She has, yeah but those conversations don't usually last super long. Not because of her but because I usually dismiss it as not a big deal, I know she was trying her best as a single mom.
Me pregunto what this guy is doing nowadays.
>>84494171If your mom's personality were like your gf's personality would your attraction to her still be purely sexual?
>>84504517We all miss him dearly
>>84504503>picrelYuno Ball As for the guy, I think he's a gay BPD dude and he is attracted to you. I would be careful around him especially if drinks are involved. I have a feeling this nigga would spike your drink, rape your ass, and then act like nothing happened. So if you don't want to wake up with a sore, torn, bloody ass along with AIDS and gonorrhea I suggest you never take a drink with this dude. I also have a feeling this guy would resort to blackmail/spreading rumors to get what he wants. Yes this is schizo rambling but I have a hunch. Anyway dude, stay safe. And good luck with yo mama.
>>84504517I love you Mr. Drawfag. Don't listen to the h8ers.
>>84504517He's either raising a family of brothersons and sisterdaughters or they got spooked by people finding out and stopped fuckinghttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79971626/#80013228
>>84504772Haggotmod defenders should be rightfully derided, even moreso following the revelations of the latest coffin update.
Mommy, Mommy, give me your answer, do!I'm half crazy, all for the love of you!It won't be a stylish marriage,I can't afford a carriage,But you'll look sweet upon the seat,Of a bicycle built for two!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41U78QP8nBk
>>84491056my mom is too openly sexual with me and it's confusing me, I don't know what I want and she's willing
>>84505427>mom is too openly sexual with medetails?
>>84505432She talks about being sexually frustrated and how her toys don't do anything, and that she wishes somebody would come along and help her with it, she's also very relaxed about nudity, talks about masturbation as well and when I was younger she bought me some sex toys
>>84505459Sounds like a clear invitation, anon. Don't you find her attractive?
>>84504851>Some rumors were spread on Jodel (local app) about his mom/him (maybe, allegedly) doing "you know what" some time in 2023, and they both moved away or otherwise disappeared from town.DAMN. A pity>>84504884>Never ever played the mod nor the gameFunnyroo.
>>84505506I can tell she's attractive and aged well but I don't find any actual attraction to her, do you know what I mean?
>>84505522>you know what I mean?Yeah, she's just "mom" to you, huh
>>84505507Just not the mod.
>>84504177>story?I got my hands on her old walkman some time ago and finally got round to having it repaired. Could have just bought a fresh refurb but ya know, sentimental value. Been dropped hundreds of time. She's ran every other day, give or take, for as long as I can remember and for the longest time listened to her music on that walkman. Switched to walking and exercise bike now to save her knees.
>>84505522Look at it charity and being a good son. Do it for your mommy.
>>84505977>Switched to walking and exercise bike now to save her knees.Sounds like she heel runs, toe running is a bit more forgiving on the joints.Do you live alone now?
>>84491056>I had sex with my dementied older mother, ama
>>84502820Critique it artistically and add comments in green
>>84505580Yeah basically, we used to bathe together and shower together, I've never seen her body like that
>>84491058>@Any new peopleMessed around a little with my mom when I was a teen. Mostly flirting and dry humping. When she gave me her old phone, she left an audio recording of her moaning on it. I listened to it when I masturbated. She has dementia now, and I've been taking care of her bills, paperwork, and general care. I was going through her email and found this order she made for sex toys years ago. The bathroom with shower shared a wall with my room. It makes sense now why she would always shower when I was home. The suction cups on them make me fantasize about her trying to be as quiet as possible in the shower. I wish it didn't turn me on so much.
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1778007087860773.webmNothing sketchy
>>84504884>cp defender is back
>>84498144>hypothesisNo solid hypothesis (at least for anything momcest specific), just rough data collection. Core personality can be detected through a variety of different expressions. Music taste may be an expression of high openness, for example. Although I don't believe high openness in a mother is a prerequisite for momcest. There are different pathways to momcest encounters.>media a person likes influences how open they are to incestThis is possible in theory, but there are no significant catalogs of media to impact women in that way. Specifically by reducing the sense of fear/harm a woman may have when she thinks about incest.
