hey yall i want to use my girl privileges to be less bored. i dont get shit else out of em. eating lunch in the work truck and listening to the birds outside. hows your days? wish i was unemployed.aw, i have to wait 300 seconds. darn.
What do you do for work boring woman?
>>84493943>use my girl privilegestits please ma'am?
>>84493943Let me guess, you live in the Los Angeles metropolitan region and work as a courier for a medical equipment company.
>>84493951landscaping sorta stuff, but like, the low tier odd job kind. lot of clearing out gutters and pulling weeds, driveway stains.>>84493957law of equivalent exchange buddyif i was gonna post boobs (i wouldnt) but if i was id ask for more than talking a lili know thats rough but inflation affects us all
>>84493943it was nice, went to the lectures, grabbed a coffee after that, chilled at home and went to the dentist to get my filling donenothing tops this weekend though,i organized a 1st of may celebration(barbecue), got extremely drunk, fell off of a 2.5m balcony flat on my ass, got back in, grabbed the grasscutter on my way back and turned it on in the middle of the housei felt like superman for the night and now i'm back at being clark kent writing some bullshit for a cs degree
>>84493943Tits + time stampOnly then will I simp to relieve your boredom
>>84493966no lol what a weirdly niche guess
>>84493943How can women look between their legs and say it's fine to have nothing in between them?Like, how do you not feel yourself lacking?
>>84493943how comfortable are those pants
>>84493974Nice, used to do the same in California along with other home maintenance gigs, pretty comfy job. Unemployed rn but I'd rather be doing that again. Grass is greener ig
>>84493984Why do your posts read like an autogynophile with a small pp humiliating ximself?
Are you like a house fairy, but brown and for grass? What are you eating? I had taco bell earlier, authentic mexican cuisine.
>>84493943>hey yall i want to use my girl privileges to be less bored.You're misusing your life. If you're bored, you're doing something wrong. There's so much to do, so please live your life the fullest.
I want to rub it between your tighhs
>>84493983It was worth a shot. Thought here was a chance you could be someone I know, though I've never known of her using 4chan at all.
>>84493990theyre okay i guess. actually theyre kinda rough, but the durability is super important. that's why i buy unisex work pants, girl pants don't hold up worth a darn
>>84493943are you black?african american?melanin?
>>84494014i thought so they looked like them work pants that literally get tight in certain places unless your standing directly straight up
>>84493984we need a synthesis between nphanon and the guy who refers to women as weak men with 0.5cm cocks for chud thought
im texting and driving hee hee>>84493975you got drunk, fell off a balcony, then brought a lawnmower inside? what the heck>>84493991its a nice job, small company, boss is nice to me. exhausting though. i keep eating burgers for lunch and its making me gain weight
>>844940002 granola bars and a apple>>84494024lol why do you wanna know>>84494032yea they kinda bitepinch my thighs on the insides when i sit
Do you make enough to move me in and pay all my bills? I may be willing to come to work with you part time
>>84494075because i love black women
>>84494065>i keep eating burgers for lunch and its making me gain weightYou should start eating two burgers for lunch
>>84494065>you got drunk, fell off a balcony, then brought a lawnmower inside? what the hecki tend to do stupid shit while drunk and i like combustion enginesand it was a weed whacker rather than a "push the cart on wheels with blades underneath" lawnmower, esl barrier kind of fucking me over with landscaping terminology since it's not a particular interest of mine
>>84494065How much weight have you gained?Where does most of the weight distribute itself?Do you notice yourself jiggling more now? Have your burps become deeper and louder?
>>84494065>i keep eating burgers for lunch and its making me gain weightHow much do you weigh?
>>84494087sorry anon, the fat lazy financially depended baby spot in my life is taken by a calico>>84494117i eat a double cheeseburger with extra pickles? which is kinda like two burgers. and lemonade!>>84494129wow that doesnt even sound fun, that sounds scary but im glad you had fun i guess!
>>84494186>i eat a double cheeseburger with extra pickles? which is kinda like two burgers. and lemonade!Good girl. It's not diet lemonade, is it? And you eat all your fries?
>>84494181okay john feederism calm downive gained like ten or fifteen pounds over a couple months, my belly is belly-er i guess but its mostly just tighter pants which you could already see isnt that badand i dont burp because im a lady and i was really into ettiquite when i was little, so i know how to alleviate that pressure silently and discreetly.>>84494184speaking of ettiquite, you fail! so so bad!>>84494254oh boo, stop using cheat codes. but no, diet things always taste all chemically to me.
>>84494292>speaking of ettiquite, you fail! so so bad!Sorry nona I am autistic
>>84494305its okay, but its very impolite to ask that, you should know. if i say a low number it makese sound like im cocky and bragging, if i say a high number i seem gross (except to the fetish havers i guess but thats not part of etiquitte). being a lady is very much about humility and grace and theres really no polite way to answer, so its very impolite to asknot that i take it super serious but it was a big hobby when i was a kiddo
>>84493974what exactly would you ask for
>>84494292>so i know how to alleviate that pressure silently and discreetlyBy farting?
>>84494362hmm. well i guess its a pre-earned trust thingy, but if there was magic promises, it would probably be something like one boobs looking for like a couple of months of being super nice to me and showing you care, but its like... gosh this is like math. its like to get to boobs one is a lot of investment, because so much other stuff comes before that, but boobs two and beyond are like almost free you know? its like you earn a boobs subscription. this is so goofy>>84494378no! thats even worse, never ever do that. no, you release the air into your nose and keep your mouth closed, and go "hm-hmm!"
>>84493943have u thought about posting ur booty for money online
give me a thighjob bitch show tits pls and vag bitch vagina sir from patna india
>>84494443You've never farted and never burped?Not even by yourself? Not even by accident?I don't believe it.
>>84494519i mean sure, i've thought about it? i've thought about trying to rob a store too, but i haven't done it. either one would make my life worse.>>84494541i don't do in front of other people, of course i've done it alone. it is a little embarassing still and i don't burp in if i can help it.
When you pee, are you more of a tinkle kind of girl or is it more like a spray like when you put your thumb over the hose nozzle?
>>84494574so u are happy with ur wagie job while theres women out there having sex with their bfs for 6 figures
>>84494443wow yeah thats a lot of math, what if i whip my fat cock out and set it on the table while you try to work it out? would that make you say fuck it an pop out a titty
>>84494065>random foid working comfy landscaping job>meanwhile I'm sitting here unemployed>last job I had like that I got replaced by 2 Mexicans for half the priceyou're fucking your boss, aren't you?
>>84494186>fat lazy financially dependedI'm not exactly fat and lazy and could pay all my bills but it would be nice for someone else to do it for a change
please post more thigh pics
>>84494580wowee. that's a heck of a question anon. well, in the spirit of being uncensored i guess, i tinkle if I'm in a big public toilet, but when I'm home alone, its a small private room, i pee super hard. i think its fun.
>>84494691We are all so deprived of female attention that we ask the most stupid outlandish questions for a crumb of attention when a foid presents herself in a space where it can be done without consequence.
>>84494691>>84494713If you aren't going to show tits in exchange for being slightly less bored, then I'm going think of questions to ask that entertain me. Simple as.
>>84494581i dont mean this in a mocking way, but you guys are really deprived of attention. thats really sad and i am sorry, but it kinda makes it not easy for you to understand how attention can be scary and awful? i barely get any in my life but i've had enough to know to be worried about it, i guess. i dont love working all the time but i wouldn't want to be a pornstar ever ever ever.
>>84494591i want to say thats a yucky thing to say and i dont like that you said it, but i also want to say i thought of a really funny joke about how the tips are like red and its like a pencil with an eraser and i thought that was funny but its still gross to think about.>>84494594nopers. he's my neighbor and he's libertarian so he doesnt like hiring immigrants or something. idk. nice guy, sweet family.
>>84494755you can grab it to erase your stupid girl math and then pop out a titty. also foids should be attracted to penis not repulsed by it. especially since im chad lite.
>>84494742well im glad ur job isnt unbearable than, theres plenty of faceless couples doing well with no schizos online, i cant even find min wage employmennt in this shithole NA country
>>84494755>i want to say thats a yucky thing to sayDoes the masculine form make you uncomfortable?
>>84493943yo nice legs>>84494065put your phone away you dumb bitch
>>84494595god i know right? i dont wanna pay bills neither.>>84494658holy cow AI is scary these days!! i might post another in a bit but i need to drive and clock out now, no promises>>84494713>>84494726i get it i get it, i think its fair play you know, thats why i answered it even though its kinda yucky. its also a little exciting being so like, shameless, but not in a serious way, just saying whatever.
>>84494876>i get it i get it, i think its fair play you know, thats why i answered it even though its kinda yucky. its also a little exciting being so like, shameless, but not in a serious way, just saying whatever.Yes, thank you for understanding.What's your bra size? (Band+cup)What color panties are you wearing?Would you wear a remote-controlled vibrator in public if your boyfriend asked you to?
okay, gonna go home and shower, stopped at the store for a snack. thanks for chatting with me you guys!>>84494787aww. hope you find a job you like soon buddy, its no fun feeling trapped like that.
>>84493943get off the board woman. go back to tiktok or instagram.
>>84495513You seem like a dark colored panties kinda guy. Maybe like a dark navy blue?
>>84495513can you at least try to hide your cockbulge
>>84495653I don't know how guys wear pants that tight. Must have a micropenis to not feel like your dick and nuts are in a vice grip.
>>84495513I didn't read the thread is this a boy or a girl?
>>84495513i wont, its over
