It has been walking around with an injured wing for a while with another goose.Today it was alone and it made me sad. I figured his girlfriend probably left him.I gave him some dehydrated fruit that is in the offices. The goose hissed at me at first, but then was fine and seemed to like the fruit. I think he was scared of me at first and seeing as he's maimed from a fight I don't blame him.He did honk when I walked away. I like to pretend that was him saying thanks.
But who cares about anything you do? Did someone manage to convince you theres someone out there awaiting your messages again? There are people a lot more interesting than you are, somewhere you aren't. Have you tried imagery of your open wrists yet, instead?
>>84495441I'll probably see the goose around more often.It can't exactly leave our work site so I'll try an get it office fruit whenever I see him. He can't fly, he has limited swimming abilities, and the area is gated off so he can't walk in and out.It'll be okay goosebro. You don't have to be my fren. I just want up to be okay.
>>84495459Imagine being this much of a butthurt bitter faggot because someone shared a story about feeding a goose.What a sad worthless faggot. You think anything posted on /R9K/ matters?It's a shit posting board.Cry some more and complain about the quality of posts more.
>>84495441>>84495483youre a good person buddyyou should please consider calling animal control or a rescue shelter
>>84495441this is the kinda shit i come to r9k for although i fucking hate geese love ducks thoughhope your goosebro makes it they are little shits but really tough since they migrate from canada
>>84495459what the fuck is your problem? hes based for helping an animal
>>84495441Heroic for doing this, OP.>>84495459Nigger.
>>84495441people like you deserve good things>>84495459attention seeking retard
geese are assholes and shit everywhere. fuck birds in general, ducks are cool I guess
>>84495441I have three geese, the females are scared of me and the male one... depends on the day.Sometimes he'll follow me everywhere and then out of nowhere start biting my legs.I still like him tho, geese are funny looking and very loyal animals. Maybe if you keep feeding him he'll become more friendly towards you idk
>>84495441Wholesome af. You're a good lad op.
>>84495459I could literally watch you being raped and tortured and not feel even a flicker of emotion scumbag.
>>84495809Thank you fren.Sadly it's a restricted facility so animal control isn't allowed (I mean unless they have a security clearance, lol)Goose is safe. People are more or less nice to it and it is surprisingly safe at our site.
>>84496421Geese are assholes, but they are lovable assholes. One got so bold hed tug on a workers pocket to get food.>If you want to scare away a goose without chasing or hurting then start bobbing up and down. For some reason this terrifes them and they back down
