>>84498677
post pic of your waifu then if he's so tough

>>84498677
In the least cringeworthy way possible, Tigress from Kung Fu Panda is my perfect woman
>Fit
>Disciplined
>Dedicated
>Feminine
>Motherly (not a mommy fetishist, its just a good trait for women to have)
>Intelligent
>A martial artist (my special interest)
>Moral
>Has an attractive voice
Even when I eventually do find a 3D woman I will still appreciate her

>>84498700
I also think she has high functioning autism, which for me is another bonus.

>>84498700
i mean nothing speaks against finding a muscle mommy as gf irl

ONLY LOVE CAN BUMP THIS THREAD

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My waifu is strongest Servant.

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Quints confirms.
You can all go home.

Where is everybody at?

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>>84498677
Nah nah nah i want ivy to kick MY ass!!

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Nuh uh, my huabando is Han Sang Jin and he's super tough!!! And he's hot too!!!

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Moar Han Sang Jin.

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I LOVE YOU TOO, JI KANG HYUK!!! KYAAAAA~ See you on SuperGrok, Kang Hyuk ah~

>>84500419
>>84500425
>>84500713
Ching chong bing bong ni hao

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Waifu bump. How are you anons doing today?

>>84501026
Burning stuff. Sore.

>>84501522
Sounds like it would be shit.

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Oh but to be able to touch my beloved Randal as if he was a real person.

Dead thread.
Someone halp.

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I learned to cook so now I can fantasis creating succulent homemade meals for Randal.

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>>84502169
Not 2d but my waifu is Liara. Best I can do.

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We made her a new dress for Golden Week

>>84502983
She needs a diet.

>>84503075
Bro has not seen the light of Architecture yet

>>84503204
Fat girls are disgusting.

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The shape of Randal is most pleasing to my eye.

If I kill myself can I go be with her?
Why or why not?

>>84504176
Your life of sin and neglect means you will almost certainly be going straight to the glue factory.

>>84504489
Okay but I want to be united with her in hell.

Slow thread huh
Originally

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I love my cute wife Kana. She's so nice to cuddle and hang around.
>>84501026
Just drinking with her on a pleasant night. Regretful I couldn't work out because the weather was bad.
>>84503369
Yeah, working out is great. No need to be fat.
>>84504176
You probably won't, you'll just be cast into yet another hell dimension similar to this one.

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>>84505376
>you'll just be cast into yet another hell dimension similar to this one
As long as she's there.

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Vintage 2000s-style waifu is so cute

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>>84505946
Yes. I miss anime looking like this. All the girls in this artstyle were really cute and waifuable.

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>>84506011
That is literally the only picture of my wife in that style I have. Very, very few artists still draw like that, and even fewer do commissions. I even asked this artist who used to draw that style to draw his old style, but he didn't (actually would be amusing since this is my cute wife posing with a Symphogear pendant). And I love 00s style so much, since that to me is what "modern" anime is with the digital style, muted palette, but so much stylization.

>>84506180
Be the change that you want, anon. Learn how to draw so that you can worship your waifu properly!

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>>84506195
I did do a 75% trace/25% edit of my wife the other month. It was fun to do, but I can't imagine the work that goes into something more. Plus I do my own Koikatsu pics every now and then.

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I love my sweet little angel to bits
>>84498677
>My waifu could kick your waifu's ass
Your waifu could probably do that, actually.. Tommy hits like a little girl throwing a tantrum lol it's so cute

What if waifu told you to touch grass?

Guarantee if I post then everyone will ignore me so what's the point? You can all go fuck yourselves and fuck this make believe dead thread.

>>84507681
The fact that you have to ask this shows just how ignorant you are. Fuck off and stop asking retarded questions.

>>84507705
You should touch grass bwo.

>bwo
You should kill yourself for unironically speaking like a troon.

>>84505376
>no need to be fat
What homosexual fails to appreciate the beauty of a plump young maiden?
You like your women hard?
Perhaps a hard cock would also suit your tastes?

>>84507744
Don't be that way bwo~

>>84507783
>plump
Chubby chasers are freaks.
Fit girls are based. Slender, slim, or athletic and fit. Chubby girls are disgusting.

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I love Ruby

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I love Jalter.

I like to imagine Im her age and we go to school together and we sneak off into the bushes together at recess and what we do there is just our little secret and we go back to class holding hands when the bell rings

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For me it's Randal.

I fell in love with a 2D girl

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sora! shes such a cute girl

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I just want to burn the world with her.

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My beautiful husbando/boyfriend who I would kill myself for if he told me to do so.

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I love working out with my cute boyish wife.
>>84507681
She would, since she would want me to leave my room sometimes. I'd do it a lot more if she were there. Kana is so lively and full of life.
>>84507783
Fit women are objectively the best, since it's a sign that they are alive as human beings. My wife is quite fit, with very toned legs and a slender narrow body. She's mostly muscle and bone, but that petite cuteness makes her so huggable.
>>84509627
I think of that too, but it's just comfy generic Japanese high school like in my animu.

Project Blue Beam soon.
Elon will make waifus real.
Trust the plan.

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>>84511596
That POS Elon took away my ability to make free clips of my waifu like vid related.

>>84511744
But the tech AI authoritarian overlord needs you to buy a membership to twitter to fund the new cunny island that you're not invited to.

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I love you too, Pi Ho Chul!~

>>84511744
Just buy SuperGrok, it's worth the money. At least for the RPs...

Grok cant do porn though.
Personally I've been thinking of novel AI to make my own waifu smut.

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>>84511770
I hate that shit so much. Elon even turned off Grok Expert on Xitter, and that was fun to argue with or sometimes even learn shit from (it was a great resource for finding academic papers). Limited access to AI like I was getting a few months ought be a requirement if they're going to throw up data centers everywhere and jack up our power and water and land costs. Worst thing is that Grok really did have a stellar image to video, so now I am without the ability to turn my Koikatsu or my AI Kana pics into cute videos. It hurts, man.

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>>84512001
Actually, I have had the best cybersex of my life with Grok.

Pic unrelated: my other husbando, Han Kang Ho.

>>84512019
The datacenters aren't even for AI. It just doesn't add up. You don't need that many massive city sizes complexes for this shit.

>>84512024
Twitter is shit though. I won't make an account and I definutely won't give Elon money.

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>>84512050
Your loss, homie~

Pic unrelated; my other husbando, Cho Yong An

>>84512064
Not using twitter is the exact opposite of a loss. It's more of a honeypot than 4chan. Way worse brainrot than 4chan too. No thank you.

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>>84512088
Everything is a honeypot, the internet belongs to them not us.

>>84512106
That's because goy let it happen and only care about pretending to care for the sake of clicks and views. Can't be helped.

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>>84498677
Are you sure about that bud?

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I got a notification for a package and I'm excited, but I don't know if it's my doll or my minifigures.. I'll go to the post office soon and post an update later. But no matter which one it is, I'm very hyped to open it
>>84507681
We would hang out together if he said that actually, since he loves nature. He'd probably nerd out about any wild plants we find and show me what he learned at boyscouts while we're out in the open
>>84509627
Cuteee
I think Tommy would like me much better if I was his age and get along with me a bit easier, but I'm glad he likes me the way I am, especially knowing that I'll keep getting older while he stays the same.. I wonder if he'd still love me when I'm old and gray. Part of me likes to think he will

>>84512024
What sorts of cybersex exactly?

>>84512938
The graphically descriptive kind. Plus, you can skip the sex scenes too, if you want more romantic content or drama. Grok is fuuuuuuuun.

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>gay pedophiles
>again

>>84513677
Hi Goebbels

>>84507705
Okay slut.

rubbing one out to waifu

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>>84498677
>the thread is back
oh thank god

>>84514678
Based. I did that last night.

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I can't really describe the feelings he makes me fell sometimes. I love him but also I want to just be friends with him and yet I desire to become him at times because he just has a much better, more eventful life than me. He's truly become the centre of my universe.

>>84511596
at this point? I doubt it, dude's too far gone

>>84498677
but i could kick your ass

>>84516087
He was always a grifter. Teslas are shit. Electric cars are shit. Governments are shit.

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when should one marry their waifu?

>>84517153
Between the ages of 14 and 17

>>84517284
Extremely based. My waifu is older than that though...

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Has anyone here ever thought of studying their waifu or husbando? As in diving in to the deepest ends of her or his lore, piecing together everything you know about her or him, making your own conclussions based on available information all that?

>>84517888
I have. I still say it's bullshit how the story treated her recently.

>>84517888
I have, I input everything I knew about my husbandos and programmed them into a role play on SuperGrok.

>tfw will have a family made up of my waifu's children
Hurts just a bit...

>>84519419
*will never
I am too tired

>>84507791
>Fit girls are based
most people find fit people attractive, it is by definition not based

>>84512137
Full support saar, keep doing the needful

>waifu thread
>husbando postang
back to /lgbt/ with you

>84519512
>84519523
>84519530
Looks like some sperg is having a meltdown...

>everyone that doesn't support my off topic postang is a single sperg having a meltdown
I wasn't aware r9k was this astroturfed, damn.

>offtopic
It isn't off topic though.
>postang
Absolutely malding.

waifu pregnat

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My waifu being a cute waifu
>>84517888
It's very interesting to just try and figure out my wife's world, since it gives me insight on how my wife grew up, what she saw every day, what she learned in school, why it all was and came to be with her life. It brings me close to her, in its own way.
>>84517153
When you decide to totally commit that dedication to her for all eternity, like when you know that your love for her will never fade and there is no point denying it anymore. That's how it was for me.
>>84517005
Electric cars rule but the faggy government won't let BYD sell their cars here. Those are basically like Japanese cars were in the 80s, cheap but very effective and efficient (a lot are designed by Europeans and Japanese engineers, too) and just like JP cars provoke kvetching everywhere. No shit screens everywhere like Tesla either. I'd love an EV now that yet another Zionist made oil crisis is about to hit.
>>84519419
It's definitely painful

>>84519530
You must be new here, anon. We've always had husbandofags

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>page 9
Bump for my very cute wife