My penis is utterly unimpressive in a room of a 100 men I might have 20-30 dudes beat max, but I still have a strong desire for females to look at my pp and be genuinely impressed by it. What's the best play here?
i don't care. what's the sound of ordinary speaker intuition?
>>84501194There is no playYou weren't even a player to begin with
Chads constantly post their huge cocks here and gets 100+ replies, they even have fembots shlicking over them.If I posted my penis I would just get banned within 5 minutes with 0 replies
>>84501194>100 men I might have 20-30 dudesoffthats rough OPwhats the measurement?
>>84501201your girlfriend has me in her phone as 'papa john's'
>>84501306I don't have a gfI do have your dad's number though
>>84501194keep the region clean shaven and lose some weight, depending on your body fat levels, it can be hiding a centimeter or two down there
>>84501323would be such an epic own if you weren't significantly smaller than metry punching down next time
>>84501335>significantly smallernigger what?1 inch is genuinely just 2.5 centimetersyou know what else is 2.5cm? a fucking paperclip
>>84501348sounds like cope to me, 13% is a significant difference
>>84501306yeah yeah, you surely have the world's biggest dick dude...
>>84501374not the world's biggest but it's the biggest that the vast majority of women will see in their lifetime
>>84501201I'll admit those are impressive stats and that I'm jelly but why put me down? >>84501271Yeah I saw that it's kinda brutal, like imagine the ego boost you get from being that guy. Any time you're sad you just remember what's between your legs and your day gets a little better.>>84501292I'm a bit over 5 inches so not even small I just think it's ugly aesthetically >>84501328Good point I should trim it but going completely bald makes my pp look sad imo maybe it's just in my head. And for weight I'm basically already at the lower limit. I don't want to fraud but I do wanna take every advantage I can get so thank you for the advice and the gyat anon
>>84501438>I'm a bit over 5 inchesoh my god bro just shut upyou're finethere's niggas out there with 3 inches, some with micros, those dudes sufferyeah I know it may seem small cause of porn and all that but you're fine
>>84501605Yeah but it doesn't wow girls I know I don't have the worst draw in the lot
>>84501415irrelevant, im 6 and have felt every girl ive been with contract and orgasm on my penis weanis.
>>845016775'11 of penises lmaoking of dicklets
>>845016895.4 in girth, but I've felt them cum on my dick and then come back multiple times
>>84501677I am 6.5 and my last gf called it big and my dumbass was stupid enough to correct her lmao (I am a girthlet and told her as such).Stupidest shit ever, when a woman calls your dick big, roll with it.
>>84501699yeah that definitely happened have an upvote
>tfw 4.7inchesI want to kill myself
98th-99th percentile dick here. i don't really use it
>>84501194hi retardthere is basically no situation where you and 20 other guys will have your dicks out in front of women
>>84501201my dick isn't even that big looking when I compare it to the monster cocks shown online and apparently I mog almost everyoneidk someone must be jewing me
>>84501704Why? What happened when you said it wasn't big?
>>84503416Yeah it doesn't make sense. I think it's the camera angles and because women have tiny hands. How are you guys measuring your volume? Also how do you measure girth? From your dick or your dickhead?
my penis is so small I hate myself
>>84503416Most "monsters" posted online are absolutely frauded with angles and camera distortion, plus the guys are really short and the girls are even shorter which changes the frame of reference.
>>84501194>grow up thinking i have small dick>develop a sph fetish in my teens>spend most of my teenage years jerking off to femdom and sph, some cuck and ntr occasionally>aquire gf>make her cum easily on penetration >she treats it like some monster cock>realize my cock was perfectly average the whole timeI still jerk off to sph whenever my gf is on her period and secretly wish she would make fun of it tbqh
>>84501194>What's the best play here?Lean on your strengths.You seem to know far more about penises than a genuinely straight man would bother to learn, so your "strong desire" involving being impressed by big pp is probably just about yourself.So you should get a wig and a dress.
You fucking faggots need to understand that it doesn't matter that you even have a dick let alone the size of it, if you aren't having sex. Its like having a shitty car but you never drive anyways. Who cares
>>84501194Lyonel bring me the bpdthot stretcher
>>84501306>guy who doesnt know how to measure his shit rightyou do not have 6.5 girth you fucking retard
>>84504521I just looked up bigdicks.com and learnt how to confirm my stats
