these threads are pure garbage

Just because you feel lost does not mean your compass is broken

>"I love you, remember that."

>"I love you too. That makes me feel at ease"

>"You're the only thing that matters now, it's been like that for so long. Nothing will ever change that."

>"I'm only yours, I love only you"

>"I'll always love you and care about you, no matter what. You mean so much. You complete me, I complete you."

>"You're the only home I have free of judgment and anything that will upset me, I'm crying because I need you, this argument is temporary, but I'll always have that empty part needing you. I'm your home too. You are perfect. I love you more"

>"I know I feel both with you and I can dwell in both love and lust, we will fuck each other's brains out and then care for each other, Spend so much time."

>"Everything is perfect with you, dream good dreams, I can't wait."

>"You're the love of my life, everything I've ever wanted, everything I've ever needed."

>"MM"

I love you with all my heart.

https://youtube.com/shorts/_jgSH-xRSIk

>>84501757
I don't watch there's because it is not embedded here. I also don't watch or click on the music

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I've posted cringe on the Mongolian basket weaving forum. Again. Like fucking clockwork.
Until next time.

Dear [redacted],

I actually saw your letter to me on here. I recognized it as you for sure. I was too scared to respond to it. Yes I think of you all the time too.

You stupid bitch. How many times do I need you tell you to take better care of yourself? Istg if you don't start drinking more water and eating a healthy breakfast I'm going to break my foot off in your ass.

David..I had a dream about you last night again. We met again and loved each other like on the first day. I still feel your touch and mourn it. I still love you so much and I will never catch those feelings for someone else. I hope you are happy. I crave your kisses.
-Emily

I think it is more or less impossible for anyone to write a letter to the real me. And I'm glad to keep it that way

i miss you faggot </3

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You guys are just stupid, and I mean that.
You also deserve every bad thing that ever happens to you.

Visit my discord server for more info.

I wanna talk to you so bad but I'm so ashamed of my past actions heh

>>84502524
Obsessive faggot retard hands typed this post

>>84502787
You have no idea what's about to happen to you heh

That signature .45 flavor

>>84502809
H-huh? What?

>>84502829
It's coming heh

>>84502832
B-but what's coming?

>>84502792
Come tell me that in my discord server.

your mom's a discord server

>>84502848
So post it

>attends bowling club every day at 4 a.m.

I'm going to be a lead donor <3

>>84502787
heh maybe kys and before you die write "I'M SORRY!" in blood

>I'm such a weak minded discord tranny cuck that I need to organize against people who I wish I was.
I hope you kill yourselves.

NOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN AND ACT SO RIDICULOUS IT MAKES NO SENSE THAT DOESN'T ALIGN WITH MY RETARDED NORMALNIGGER WORLDVIEW, THIS MUST BE STOPPED!

got dayum that nigga foaming at the mouth *chuckles*

I didn't organize shit. Your behavior is just catching up with you, finally.

Yeah, braindead retards piss me off.

>>84503060
Lovely, and what behavior is that? I told you to fuck off and kill yourself because you're probably a piece of shit? Oh no. Call the police.

WAAAHHHH DA BIG BAD SOLO OPERATOR TRIGGERED MEEEE WAGGHH SOMEONE PLEASE GET MY ARMY OF DISCORD TRANNIES TO SPREAD LIES ABOUT HIIIIIMMMMM
lol, who fuckin cares?

There's the MO of gaslighting everyone about your behavior, for example.

>>84503088
Focus on your own behavior cunt, I have no ties to you which makes it hilarious how obsessed you are. Are you gonna keep crying? Lmao. How could your actions have ever lead me to despise you? Rofl. How ever?

Oh I heard you knew me personally! In fact it was signaled to me, rather clearly, that you guys have all kinds of connections to me!
Guess it was more shit you made up just to be griefers.

>How could your actions have ever lead me to despise you? Rofl. How ever?

Right back at you, you actual midwit.

Also lol gaslighting fucking who? I know I'm an asshole and so does everybody else, it's not like I try to hide it dumbass. I'm a vicious toxic motherfucker and I always will be.

>>84503122
>Other people fed me retarded bullshit
Or
>My schizophrenic *intuition* told me so
take your pick or your medication.

Hey, I'm not a fucking pussy, that's the difference between me and you tranny faggots. If I have a problem with someone I call them a cunt and tell them to get the fuck out of my life.
If you're ruminating this long over me, you're not just obsessed, you're head over heels in love with me. And I don't give a single fuck. You're trash and if I discarded you it was for good reason. :)

that guy seems so cool, he's probably doing dangerous stuff right now

>>84503153
yeah im so cool. im sitting down rn about to smoke in this lovely gentle rain

Well *I* don't think you're confused.
Anyway, enjoy your server you're allowed to have.

P.S. It's abundantly obvious who is secretly in love with whom here. Maybe someday I'll compile my own thesaurus just for you to cherish.

Damn, you're so right. But unfortunately a witch put a spell on me where I could only ever love you if you killed yourself. So if you ever want my love, you know what you have to do <3

>joe biden will make the gay suicide dimension real so I can escape my wife

your passing will not be in vain. post mortem, you will become the sole proprietor of the gay retard dimension.

no but fucking seriously, you know how much it takes to be cool with me? not fucking much. since you're all bent about MIRROR NEURONS I'll beat you to the punch with the talk of "self reflection."

cows milking cows, snickering to themselves that they're glad they're not getting milked this hard right now

The W.O.B. Speaks! Milkers For All the Land to Sea! What Greater a Cow than the Heifer Herself?

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No more tears. Except when strong shampoo gets in my eyes (I have bad dandruff)
No looking back. Except when checking out MILF butts at the activewear section of Kohl's (In a pure disinterested Kantian way ofc apart from desire or lust)

Um I think you mean Jungian way.

Don't tell me to 'just get out there bro' niqqa ion even have shoes

nizoral eyes

yes, would all of you ever so kindly walk into the woods in the dead of winter and never return? thank you.

or off a bridge? into an open sewer? i think it would be poetic if you drowned soaked in shit, you feel me?

>>84503362
i can give you some shoes, i got these brown ones that i don't like too much, they're a little beat up

>the writer's guild
Uh yeah! Very poetic!

Because I'm not justified in hating you fucking cunts. I forgot.

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>>84503344
Frieza clancord slander. Vageta only has his eyes on Bulma butt.

thinking of hitting up your mom to tell her she raised a son who doesn't eat pussy. i am so close to doing it

Oh I believe it; you guys are actual IRL bullies, after all.

>>84502164
Well, [redacted], I, [censored] am not scared. However, I'm not in the mood to play games anymore, and I'm gonna focus harder on my life. I let shit slip so long, I'm on borrowed time.

If you want to fuck, just say it. If you want love, ok cool. If none of this shit? Nothings wasted, I'm busy now anyway, I'm sure I'll get someone else to ride my dick.

bullyposting on 4chan dot gov

>>84503713
Knock yourself out. She knows it's not true. Just because my mom prefers creampies instead.

>>84503892
Yeah, it sucks that whores and their minions feel the need to be here. I really wish you would genuinely all just kill yourselves.

>>84504001
maybe if you weren't such a bad person, you wouldn't have such a severe persecution complex

what a pile of shit

>>84504015
Persecution complex is hilarious, considering it's exactly someone you know who was whining about that. I don't care about your stupid labels, cunt. I don't even need a reason to hate you or the other retarded faggots you associate yourself with. Doom, 47, whoever the fuck else? Just slit your wrists or OD and make the world a better place.

>>84504034
Jesus christ just kill yourself or shut the fuck up already. What a whiny little bitch you are. You act like it's a contest, and you're competing with mike.

Why don't you degenerates all go back to your discord goon hive and stay there?

>>84504058
Contest in what, being an asshole? No you fucking retard, there is no contest. Gargle my nuts and catch a black eye, sweetie.

>>84504034
you associate with them more than i do. i'll maybe encounter them in a thread once a week in passing, but i don't dedicate any of my time or thoughts to the people on this site. im just here to shitpost

Please no fighting in the letter thread, only bullying

>>84504066
Hey cuntrat, see. Do I need a reason to hate any of you? When I see you I'm going to attack you, just like Mike lol. I don't need a reason and go ahead and try to break it down with your limited mental capacity, popper.
>>84504061

>>84504063
>Immediatetly starts saying some gay shit
Are you the guy obsessed with mike who stalks him? Or just trying to steal the title of biggest faggot award? Gonna cry faggot? You have zero control over anything. So keep seething like a good little bitch so we can all laugh at you.

Oh. It is the faggot who stalks mike to get his attention. I guess he actually is being gangstalked. I almost feel bad for mike. Almost.

>>84504068
Please no acting like an obsequious neutral party when you're probably snickering in your dirty dank basement in week old greasy clothes sprinkled with cheeto dust.
>>84504087
Yeah, and you do? Haha you love when I beat your ass, sorry you responded like such a wimpy little cunt I thought you were a whore. I'll take my dick out of your mouth now, sorry about the black eye. You feeling okay? You seem pretty pressed.

>>84504092
>Implying it isn't the other way around and hasn't been the whole time
Primo narrative not crafted by a complete and utter retard, it's the little things like this that I live for :D

>>84504072
gl, hv ig

>>84504100
Don't you have some discords to go sleaze around in? Why is this whore still here?

>Haha I just say some shit whenever I see you!!
>I'm not an obsessed faggot retard who seethes eternally at my betters because it's a constant, painful reminder of how much of a failure I am.
Maybe try building your own furniture sometime. Or anything other than a steaming pile of shit in a diaper.

>>84504099
>No u the response
Yes yes we know you're a sad little retard with nothing better to do than throw a temper tantrum in the thread. Try not to shit yourself too much.

>>84504107
i don't use discord, dummy :)

>>84504108
Hey, you can't take my diaper chastity jokes and use them against me. I copyrighted that shit like the React brothers so don't @ me, faggot.
Bitch nigger, my life has always been over lol, I don't care. Every single interaction with every person in my life ever has proven that, and I'm not complaining, I just don't care at this point lol.
Fuck all of you, see you in hell with a big fucking grin on my face. Eat shit! I would worsen my own circumstances if it meant taking everything from you "people!" ^_^
If killing myself guaranteed the death of every single one of you, I wouldn't hesitate. Because I'd be doing myself, everyone who knows me, everyone who knows you worthless fucking retards and basically the world at large a huge favor :D

>>84504126
Not reading your dissertation on poopy diapers. Your boyfriend mike will I'm sure.

>>84504117
Yes, yes, I know you're a copycat little fan bitch and you are desperate to slob on my dick for some reason, no homo though, just a weird question why are you so drawn to spinning on it if you hate me so much? Seems kinda like some gay shit fag, maybe a shotgun shell through your soft palette would clear that up.
>>84504118
Oh, right, you use pharma instead. Whatever gaping cunt den you're from, why not return there? :) better yet, why not just do the above and kys? It's a good alternative.

>>84504135
Neither of you have the mental capacity to actually digest language, so I'm not surprised. Are you getting bored yet, blockheaded balding inbred faggot?

>>84504137
tf is pharma?

Yeah kind of. Gonna probably get some sleep or play Kingdom Cum

>>84504147
it's slang for braindead-pharmatard. the hyphen is optional.

>>84504149
oh, thank you. i appreciate the explanation

Drink yourself to death. Hurry up. Kill that liver. Kill the few braincells left.

>>84504154
Anytime! I know you have trouble understanding things sometimes, so I'm here to assist you further if any of the words I've used are too confusing or arranged in a way you can't parse.

>>84504165
im into bimboification, i can work with this

>>84504174
Get off my lawn.

I would say "ask the last guy how that kind of thing went," but then they did actually just use it an excuse to be even more Karen and even huger control freak, cunt ass pieces of narcissistic shit, and then dude probably got lots of head out of it too. Probably getting his college paid for or something. So idk never mind. Actually if you're looking for an only-we're-allowed-to-use-the-internet coalition, you might just find one!

I would also say a bunch of indirect nonsensical bullshit if I was fucking stupid.

You could also say a bunch of indirect nonsensical bullshit if you *were* fucking stupid.

Ah, if only I was as fucking dumb as you. Then I could just slew a bunch of random words together and make a nice salad! I'm such a cunning linguist! A truly troubled verbalist! Oh how harrowing the midst between us betwines mine self, lo!

HARK, HATH THINE CLAPPED CHEEKS ACQUIRED A PARTICULAR BURNING, M'LADY?

If you *were* as fucking dumb as I.

Thank God I would never lower myself to that standard.

where's all the letters?

they're being held inside where they should be because Mike isn't necessarily wrong about one thing.

The past tense of lead is led, while we're at it, e.g. mislead and misled.

Misled, pronounced, "miseled"

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I feel like a pretentious d-bag for saying this but Yerba Mate is vastly superior to coffee, in taste, nutritional value and stimulating effect. I brew it with my Aeropress for minimal clean-up and enjoy it plain with some ice cubes and it's fucking delicious! It gives energy without causing anxiety (compared to coffee) and it is also the perfect companion on short fasts. Delicious without sweeteners or other additions.

>>84504108
>>84504126

I said nothing to you I'm this thread. Please refer to your diagnosis before posting anything to or about me. I want nothing to do with you, I prefer you never say a thing.

1/2

THESE ARE FACTS

>Call yourself the "arbiter of the Mike lore"
>You collect pics of him on your PC
>You have spent multiple days, hours of your life talking about him online
>You have spent all day talking about his penis . Focusing on it being flaccid and then imagining what his size is when hard.
>Analyzing a video that has nothing to do with his penis, you can't stop yourself from looking at it and discussing it on a forum online.
>You collect information about him
>You have lewd fantasies about him thinking about cuck and other gross sex things
>You talk about dreaming of being with him in this way, which is not only gay but also not appropriate to vocalize and talk about online when he has said he doesn't like you and asked you to stop talking to him, stalking him
>You are obsessing over another mans size talking about it in a forum online and playing him in sexual scenarios (some with you)
>The amount of posts you have made today discussing another man's penis is way too much and I don't think even 1 post is appropriate to do.
>>If it's not some fantasy you have of him sexually you will start talking about other things like his clothes . If it's not one thing it's another
>You are hyper fixated in your obsession and crafted fantasies in your mind
>Crafting and playing personas imagining you are him and making online impersonations pretending you are him
>impersonations of imagined personas of individuals describing imagined sexual things made up about them
>Projecting own mentally ill behavior on him and using fake history, crafted fantasy and imagined personas projected to find acceptance and to be told mentally ill behavior is okay
>Have the need to be with him IRL and requesting location to enact fantasies with him (gay and violent)
>Projecting unhealthy stalker behavior he is doing on him (perhaps for acceptance and to imagine similar behavior so he can be like him)

>>84504595
Uh oh, somebody let the Bobo out of his enclosure again

>>84504597
2/2
>Imagined hypno, cuck, diaper, rape fetish and power dynamics of him
>Vocalizing self justifications for gay violent behavior in a fantasized scenario where his is gay with the person he is stalking right after asking for address of that person


idk what mental illness stalking is, maybe ocd and hyper fixation related, I think you may be struggling with your sexual gay repression and project a lot of your internal struggles involving sexual traumas or personal inadequacies.

please look in the mirror and really think about what your actions have been here. It is unhealthy mental illness dangerous threatening stalker behavior. Really not okay. I hope you get help

You can use what I wrote in this post and give it to a psychologist or even just someone who cares about you, show them what you wrote here and discuss it and you can get the help you need from those that love and care about you.

One thing, I know the truth is hard to swallow and you are probably not ready to face your demons involving mentally ill sexually charged violent stalker behavior, but telling other people to commit suicide online is not okay

I hope you get well and wish you the best!

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>>84504603
Why do you wear the diaper? Is it generalized incontinence? I heard about that and actually felt pretty bad for you, what a dick move for someone to use incontinence against you. Sorry Mike

>>84504425
If you do ground coffee Carmons Carmel chocolate brownie is very good. (carmon is cub foods brand). I have a bean grinder and was doing that prior but that one is superior to the bean. No additional sugar or anything needed. Don't get the Keurig version though. It's not the same. I've switched to a Keurig and the closest Ive found is some cookie dough blend but it's not the same. Convenience of the Keurig made me switch. I haven't touched my stupidly expensive bean grinder combo pot for a year now.

I also recommend bigelow oolong tea. I'll do that in the morning to wake up. Don't read this the wrong way (I'm not sure how else to say it) but for a quick wake up jolt huff the tea bag.

>>84504620
>>84504626
Diagnosis before posting bitch
>>84504597

>>84504726
So you admit it's true you paid someone to fuck your ex on cam? Why did you get upset when she left you after? I'm not trying to spread a false narrative or anything, this is just what I've heard. Is it true you are also transgender and paint your nails?

>>84504814
Check diagnosis before posting. You are mentally ill.
>>84504597

>>84504844
So it's true that you are transgender and paint your nails? Got it. I'll add that to your diagnosis. How are these sessions making you feel, by the way? Still seeing this "Colton" character?

Who buckbroke him this time?

>>84505098
Colton had the late Ron Jeremy's cryogenically frozen penis surgically attached to where his GenitalX once was. Now, with the ability to enlarge it with pills, natural herbicides, and penile pumps, he has found new purpose in stealing every woman from Mike right before Mike gets his hands on them.
It is evident for all to see that Colton is a 10/10 Chad with a nine inch dick and Mike is a sniveling cuck groveling at what Colton has already pumped and dumped, and I made this all up and if anyone take it remotely seriously it solidifies in the Mike and Friends Lore.

>>84505098
No one, just the mentally ill stalker fag freaking the fuck out and throwing a tantrum at him

>>84505157
You are mentally ill and need to get put away far from those who you bother by speaking to

>>84505157
How does it feel to have literally no one like you and avoid you irl like the plague?

>>84505158
Describe this Colton to me. He's from Conroe, Texas, and spams /adv/ and other threads directed at you, correct? This person here isn't someone just pretending to be this Colton individual because you decided to drag that nonsense here, right?

>>84505161
Isn't that what Maria did to you? Let's talk about it.
>>84505167
Fine. I prefer it that way now. There was never any other option, regardless.

>>84505168
Colton would love to make her think that. He's a faggot narc

>>84505193
So you think the "Colton(s)" you see here and the "Colton(s)" you see on /adv/ are all the same person. You think this Colton person would put on a name and outright make up some goofy random stuff, not to bully you, but to make you see how completely ridiculously delusional you are?

>>84505182
Then take a hint and stop mentally ill stalking and attacking Mike.

j
i wish you actually gave a fuck about me
or anyone other than yourself

>>84505201
You are a narc gaslighting creating a fake narrative to detract from what Colton (most likely you) did

Fuck off

>>84505208
I am rubber you are glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.ie
If Maria was here and talking to you she'd respond to you directly nigga. I only lurk letter threads because I think they're sweet and you ruin them constantly and to a certain extent I empathize with you but even in my worst psychosis I was never as delusional as you, and that was stalking the streets screaming at people and getting into fights on drugs desu. Call it what you will, I see what you are because in many ways I used to be it, so quit whatever wacky untested supplements or drugs you're fucking using because they're clearly just making you more fucked up.

>>84505201
>Colton person would put on a name and outright make up some goofy random stuff, not to bully you, but to make you see how completely ridiculously delusional you are?

Most narcissistic gloating thing I've ever read. Fuck off Colton.

>>84505233
Check your diagnosis before posting stalker. You ruin letter thread by being that
>>84504597

>>84505226
Nigger describe Colton to me. I assure you, beyond your description of him, I have no clue who he is.

>>84505234
>>84505242
Yep you're right, Mike. Let's lock in the lore. You paid me $500 dollars to have sex with Maria and I was a little put off by it, but $500 is $500 you know? I wasn't going to say no.
She wasn't into it because she thought you were a creep but we used that money and donated it to planned parenthood. Now you can't tell me that wasn't for a good cause, Michael.
Make sure to take this as seriously as Maria took your love.

>>84505245
No one is giving you ammo to attempt to distort and feed into your narc gaslighting.

Literally check your diagnosis before posting
>>84504597

Anyway, cuck you later, peon

>>84505217
jeremy?
spokane class todaaay

>>84505262
You literally do exactly as your diagnosis says. Stop posting. Look at what you wrote and see that it's exactly your diognosis. Now here the important part. If it is then SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FUCK OFF

>>84505271
Ooh responded just in time before I go get off and kiss Maria to sleep. Nice.
Goodnight, Mike. I'll be sure to tell Maria and mine's children about you. If you want, we can adopt you into the family as the unofficial lonely cuck uncle. I promise nobody would try to outright pity you.
Anyway, try not to be such a schizo faggot sometimes. You should really be over this at late stage uncery. Peace

>>84505275
Fag no one likes you, even Maria. That's why you keep attempting to narc gaslight and decieve her with your lies. Fuck off

>>84505288
Lol that list describes an entire handful of people that you attribute that too. I never posted your pics here first. I just think it's hilarious to do so now to remind everyone of what a gross s0isperg you look like.
Man, you're so quick to reply. Free entertainment! I love it. Right as I'm about to get off too, really not fair.

>>84505295
Maria loves me. I put my hog in her butt and she yelled at me and beat me over the head until I developed brain damage and took on an entirely new alter ego that I used to try to communicate with my higher self on in /letter/ threads.

>>84505289
You know that future will never exist. That's all I have to say.

>>84505297
No only you. Check your diagnosis before posting fag

>>84505302
Colton, acting like you are now someone impersonating Colton will never work. She's smarter than that to be fooled by your gaslighting and lies.

>>84505282
no jerermy do not get troled by letter thread

>>84505304
Wrong. Maria is asleep pregnant with twins in our bedroom right now. Soon we will have more and there is nothing you can do to stop us. We love each other and she is never coming back to you.
>>84505311
True, you're right, because she's in on it with me. The ultimate gaslight is that Maria and I are laughing at you together, Michael.

>>84505320
Keep digging your hole in the ground bud.

Dear, X.

Interacting with you feel slike hqving raw sewage injected directly into my soul.

E

You know the line. Trash day. No reason to talk more when it's a fact. Keep narc'ing out and fuck off

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She left you because I shit louder. It's a sign of masculinity, I called Maria one day, and I called her and I said, "Maria, I'm sorry, but I'm taking a shit right now, I'm sorry you have to hear this."
And I filled my diaper right then and there on video call and Maria was expressly and I repeat, expressly impressed with the volume and consistency, I tell ya.
Then, she left little poopy pants mike for Big Shitter Colton and the rest was history, write it down and add it to the diagnosis, okay? No more questions.

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I've seen the man in his cuck garage and let me tell ya - the man has just the tiniest daintiest hands you've ever seen, you'd think him trying to use a drill would twist his wrist right off, I say again, not suited for physical labor. Strong men built this country and weak men will tear it down with their shoddy designs and LED setups, it's the simple consumers with their pretentious "hobbies" we want, oh yes, the self important rejects who overestimate their station in life and completely devalue anyone else's. We love them. Aren't they just the best people? Total thoughtless brain controlled drones. Love it. Live it. Gotta have it in America. Amen for the country of degenerated genetic backwash like you to keep it afloat. God bless you.

good morning letter thread what's up

I'm sorry you are going through all of this. Your life sounds like shit. Truthfully I don't know if I should even unghost you, am I supposed to come back while your life is falling apart just to tell you I read all 10,000+ messages while I was sitting on another guy's face? I genuinely really do feel bad for you and I feel bad that I'm the one you miss so much. I really hope you catch a break soon. Take care

>>84506239
Tranny larp. Ywnbaw

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wait, he thinks that's actually like for real colton?

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>>84506658
At one point, Mike posted this picture and claimed it was Colton. I'm not sure if it's real or not, though.

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Seeking cat boy bf to adopt before mommy day.

To my best friend,

I really wish I could talk to you right now and ask you for advice. I know you'd know exactly what to say and what to do because you are the smartest person ever. You'd know how to be calm in situations like this unlike me. You'd just say that one thing that would make everything click for me and I need that so bad right now. I need you again like always and it was always me needing you but when you needed me I didn't help you. I regret it every day. I still feel responsible for your death even though everyone says it's not my fault. I know it's not anyone's fucking fault, I wish everyone would stop saying that to me. It's not like I wanted anything bad to happen to you but I think constantly about how I could've just found a way to make sure you had a place to stay if I just tried a bit harder. I don't even remember why I didn't do it at the time. Did I just not want to do it? How can I be such a bad friend? And you were helping me with my bullshit through all of it too. I'll never forget it, what you did for me and what I did to you. I'm thinking about you a lot today, I really really just want to talk to you again. I really need to ask you for advice and truthfully Idk, to be comforted by you I guess. I just want to talk to you about everything. There's a lot I want to say to you

>>84504066
>i don't dedicate any of my time or thoughts to the people on this site.
You use us for your entertainment. Only pretending to like us and be our friend. Then you abandon us. You use your humongous tits, pretty smile, and sense of humor to get us to lower or guard. It's not fair.

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>>84504660
I've tried to get into coffee but I just don't like the acidity of lightly roasted beans and these expensive gourmet beans would be wasted on me as I prefer dark roasts like a coffee pleb.
It's just that I tend to get really irritated when I drink coffee daily and I prefer how Yerba Mate tastes and how it makes me feel. The slight bitterness is somehow really refreshing, especially when served on ice and I can't wait to hang out on my favorite bench, reading the book my waifu has trolled me into getting and working my way through it while sipping ice cold mate out of my isolated sippy-cup.
Its slight appetite suppressing properties are great to aid omad to not weighting my body down with digestion to keep my brain focused on the needs of the day. Coffee makes me extra hungry so it's useless for helping to fast until I eat in the evening when I got shit done for that day. I may still drink coffee on special occasions but mate is my mate as a daily driver.

>>84507044
i will let you strap cat ears on my head and put a leash on me if you're an actual woman not a 47 year old pudgy balding gay man

My penis farted, it was so funny.

If I try again will it hurt?

>>84508437
Probably, you're not wrong.

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Just realised that I don't want to succeed in life. I don't want money or power or glory.
I just want a friend that appreciates me. I just want to spend the rest of my life in the arms of a lover.
But it's impossible to meet people in the modern world. And when you do, they're preoccupied by their internet friends and e-whoring themselves out. Why carry on? Ive even been thinking about... le suicide (scary!)
Seriously though. I just want
Someone to come home to.
Someone to make plans with.
Someone to enjoy my time with.
Someone to be co-dependent with.
But no one likes me enough.
So what's the next step? Do I preoccupy my mind with work so I can continue to ignore my unhappiness? Or do I preoccupy myself with drink, drugs, videogames, other forms of escapism? I believe that you should always solve your problems, not escape them, but it feels like I can't solve this one besides becoming cold and lonely.

>>84508518
Why should I appreciate or love you merely because you exist?

>>84507639
im not that callous

>>84508518
There is no point in blaming normalfags for being normalfags

>>84507639
Delicious feet. Don't forget that too.

>>84508561
then why did you abandon me

Hey Erica, you here?

>>84508867
c'mon, man.. we've done this like 4 times now

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2026 has been a good year so far :)

>>84504019
mi when da newest overwatch 2 update rolled out

>>84508923
I forget and only remember the abandonment.

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Never let a bad dream or a haunting memory ruin a present that you've built from the ashes of everything they tried to take from you.
-e

stfu, slog, you're a gay little pussy

>>84508903
Is this J?

debating if i should reach out to you and worm my way back into your life just to fuck it up and abandon you when i get bored most likely. it will be at least a year or two of fun though. should i do it? God please give me a sign.

if yes what method should i use on you? make you fall in love with me? or smear campaign? should i return just to meet and date one of your friends and make them turn on you? do i make you pity me? should i use you for your money? fate will decide.

>>84509680
>Is this J?
No. What color is your hair?

D,

i love love love you!

yours forever,
A

>>84509759
Dark brown/black. If I'm not your Erica I did see a letter addressed either to or from one here from a few days ago that wasn't meant for me

>>84509785
What's the animal of your insta profile?

>>84509766
aly?

>>84509680
Neither J is here, Erica.
Go back to the streets.

They're busy fixing what you fucked up.

>>84510255
there's more than 2

>>84510306
J3 is dead

>>84506658
Don't involve yourself. I don't stir up your bullshit drama.

>>84506818
I have never posted that pic in my life. Ive never even seen it.

Fuck off with your lies

>>84507733
Agreed. I'm not sure why with age I started to like that bitter taste.

The one I recommended tastes more like a mocha or hot cocoa with a splash of coffee.

You fast? I've always okay calorie counted and done 1 meal a day with some snacks like nuts and a cookie during the day.

>>84508531
Because that's true love

>>84510443
Yes, but when does true love happen for no reason?

I only needed three monitors for that one, Mike.

alan, where did you go?

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>>84510438
I mostly fast during the day to keep my energy up and my insulin low as it helps me focus on whatever I'm working on. The constant energy I get from fasting is so much better to remain focused than getting sluggish after eating every few hours.
>bitter taste
I used to prefer energy drinks but now I enjoy chilled, plain yerba mate just as much and it energizes me without any sugar- or caffeine-crash and my mood is much more stable as I don't get irritable from it compared to my mood on too much coffee.
Today is my favorite day of the week. :D

alan is in a better place now. rest in peace

>>84510502
There's a reason. In my case soulmates.

>>84510607
Try 19

>>84510832
I believe I found i got sluggish and irritable when I didn't have something to tide things over. Having 2 cookies in the morning, 1300 calorie meal at 4:30 the 2 cookies or nuts at 6:30, kettle pop my popcorn at 8ish.

Glad it's not tobacco thing the zip. Nasty habit to quit. Cold turkey was the only way for me. Nic gum gave me the worst nightmares I've ever had

What pisses me off about all of this is you didn't HAVE to die. It wasn't even your fault at all. You didn't do drugs or stupid shit like J or R. I still see them from time to time and I can't help but look at them and wonder why they are still here when you're gone? It's not fair. You were in good health and you didn't have to die. Everyone misses you so much btw, we try to include you still in everything we do but all of it just ends up making me angry because why didn't anyone help you when it mattered? Me included. I wish you knew how much everyone really cared. Sometimes I like to think you didn't really die but just ghosted us because you thought we didn't care about you and that helps me cope a bit. It would mean you're out there somewhere still.

Oh and I just got a message from someone telling me you're also on their mind a lot today. N said wherever you are she hopes you can hear the things we want to say to you. I hope that is true.

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>>84509721
Your urethra is in danger of getting probed by a rod dipped in phantom chilly extract. You're gonna be an internet sensation! Are you ready to become a meme?

>>84509601
this is to me ok I will stop doing that

>>84509601
I won't dwell in my current circumstance in a foundation based on lies.

>>84510870
Because you're a bitch and you love toxic environments more than your dead friend?
Cuz it sounds to me he killed himself because he dealt with you and your scumwad buddies.

Thank goodness I'm not in your circle.

>>84510417
michael.. you do have to know that's not actually colton, right? like you don't actually believe the person who comes into this thread and sets their name to colton is actually colton and not just someone fucking with you for laughs.. right? im not trying to involve myself or stir anything up it's just.. you'll call anything under the sun a larp, then turn around and believe this one? i don't get it.

>>84511193
Is this a Mikepost or no?

I am prompting all Googlemon Go phones to spawn the most spawnable nests of Larvitar outside of hatches... Before I am abducted and held in detention due to some financial windfall punishing the institution! Larvesta.... Hatch Now!

Lick my butt and swallow my nut bro

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WSTL,
I'm honestly disappointed that you're so easy to troll.
Fuckin' get it together desu. Kek.

>>84510866
I could probably do this from my phone tbph.

>>84511221
It is Colton, he won't avoid accountibily for his lies and decievement causing m and I harm by acting like it isn't/larping like it's not

There is not a discussion up be had
Let it be schadenfoid.

>>84511234
No, not a mike post

>>84511672
I'm actually not sure what you were even saying. I just wanted to say 19 monotors lol

bebg
https://youtu.be/xaKbb6M-b40

>>84511825
What are the odds on
>11234

>>84509601
Yessir. Cute puppy

>>84512771
Nice undercover bump (not sex)

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my bf call me ugry, watch his social media make sure he not cheating

It's hilarious that you don't believe I have a boyfriend. Not everyone is as big of a liar as you are dude. Then you go and take a new dick pic in your mom's kitchen lmfao you're a joke

No, I can't read your mind. But you have friends who gossip a lot, which has the same effect. So yes, I know. I just don't want you for reasons that you should already know

>>84513541
Well, I want this thread to die faster so I guess I should wake it up and play along with one of your gay vagueposting narc larps.

Gawrsh, I didn't know word spreads. I'm scawwed. Anyway I figured you weren't into me. Glad we had this discussion

And before anyone asks "WHY'D YOU BUMP IT AGAIN???" like a retard, it was going to get bumped anyway by whichever discordfag was up at that moment.

There's hardly any activity here except one of them on standby watching and waiting to bump it.
It gets annoying.

>>84514154
https://youtu.be/qr1-WpWOUk8?si=fdgN3CT5JMpDUwZf

>>84514154
No reason not to keep it open until thread limit

>>84514493
Don't know what the fuck that means but ok retard

J
Should have asked you out when I had the chance

Honestly, T, you have the ultimate trump card because silently observing your retarded followers and all their clueless pseudo-intellectual blather is more agonizing than anything an active troll could ever come up with.

Tfw had your life ruined because some redhead told people to stalk you

>>84514974
There's still a chance. Whether you wanna do it now or later is up to you.

By the way, are people still evil by default if they work as corporate officers and procure large salaries?
Is that a view you're still stridently and petulantly committed to?

>>84515843
She married now. We went to highschool, college, and even worked together and I said nothing.

>>84515903
That hasn't stopped anyone before. Try again.

I yakked so much. Fucking nauseous bro

>>84515863
erm noooooooo idk

Like if financial ventures started to cannibalize and consolidate more practical businesses for enshittification and conversion to AI. Anyone who makes a bunch of money off that is morally suspect by default according to you, yes?

(We'll get to virtualization and remote work later.)
Hey, vacation season is coming up! That magical time when statists can visit uncrowded resorts because all the unwashed masses are being deloused.

You know what, never mind. We can talk about it in my discord server.

>>84504066
lol didn't some retard move in with you and post intermittently in here about how he was shitting in your toilet, then cheated on you and you got mad and had several bpd spaz outs in here airing all your dirty laundry? going to walk that back as "lmao i trol u" or? you're nowhere near as cool and aloof as you think you are you're a fat old lolcow

>>84509766
it's nice that you two are still together

A
I love you I love you I love you I love you even if it is bad for both of us. When you dumped me I lost not only a person but also a future.
A

>>84515863
Hey, hello. Yes, you are a bootlicking pitiable scum sucking demon

New girl wants to hook me up with another girl to lewd call together. She wanted to call tonight and chill. I got food poisoning for the first time today. Ive always been approached by chicks and said no. It's nice to remember the weight and worth of my motion when put in place. Immediate infatuation and now harem situation. She worships me, she's into that. It's hot, but the moments of that vulnerable emotion and care mean more to me. There some uncanny things that have happened. Maybe I'll say later.

Yeah, my discord shituationship is getting pretty serious, too. I'm talking to like three old dudes pretending to be barely legal teens. I love slappin my dick around on discord with my gay friends.

The girl I'm talking to is hot af and a virgin. I haven't seen the other girl or know anything about her other than she's a brat. I'm just going to go with the current and let God choose what of meant for me. I know what I need. It's up to him.

>>84517192
>Impersonating mike and obsessing over Mike's cock again

Bro, check your diagnosis before posting
>>84504597

God came in my ear last night and told me the only way to get into heaven is to goon with random e-girls

>>84517192
We've been on cam together, she's real.

>>84517219
No relation, my name is just Mike. I have narcissistic personality disorder and schizophrenia.

>>84517228
That's so cool, dude I wish I was as cool as you, jerking off in the dark alone with an Indian using an AI filter.

>>84517236
No you are impersonating mike retard. That's fine. Just reflects badly on you and shows your obsession for doing it

At this point it gives off jilted lover vibes like you are Maria or rose .

>>84517252
I jerked off in my dark basement to Maria until mummy called me for din dins.

>>84517242
No filter. This are easy to see through. The making is shit at this point and breaks up when objects like hands go in front of face. Crazy we even have to deal with that now. She asked me to do the finger test because she said I'm too attractive and what she likes to be real.

>>84517266
Wow, thank you for informing me of this. I couldn't live without this crucial information. How much do they charge you to say these things? Because looking at you, I mean, no offense, but you are one ugly autistic geeked out cuckold.

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I'm too attractive to be real, don't @ me ladies.

You pieces of shit will come fuck with my thing just voluntarily, entirely for free, but then you can have the most vicious beef among yourselves imaginable, where you do whatever you can to string observers along for your chemical warfare even, but then you turn right around and protect *each other* from the outsiders, including treating each other's servers as DMZs.

FUCK
YOU.

>>84517266
She's 80% dommy mommy. Constantly complimenting and thanking me. I don't text at all. She texts me and then calls immediately so our time is only in call. She wants me to text more. She asked for at least 1, just say hi. I said deal I'll send 1 that says hi. She replied that she'd actually want more than word hi and wanted at least 3 messages. I told her thats 300% her initial deal she just negged on. I'm not going to text and then after a day or so send the word hi. Tease the fuck out of her with that

>>84517346
That's so sweet. I'm happy you've finally found the trans dom you were looking for.

If I see a way to fuck up BOTH of your things, then BOTH of your things are getting fucked up, by the way.

What will you do? Have all your glowfaggot friends blackball me from everything?

>>84517282
>You are coming across as a larping weirdo stalking Mike and being mentally ill.

I don't even consider anything you wrote as factual. Just that you are obsessed with Mike and are mentally ill . What you say is to get his attention or to lash out because you feel hurt emotionally because you are in love with him.


Your diagnosis
>>84504597

>>84517350
She has a pussy, we've done cam.

Fucking weird thing you are projecting creep who is obsessed with trannies

>>84517365
I think bragging about jerking off alone in your cuck basement is pretty mentally ill.

>>84517373
Duuuuuude you saw her vagina on cam in your cuck basement??? You're so cool. I wish I was half as much of a retarded faggot as you. You really think you bragging like a middle schooler means anything, it really just shows how mentally underdeveloped you are.

>>84517360
Anything and everything you do related to your diagnosis
>>84504597
Is only you digging yourself deeper in your dirt hole to tantrum from.

Good of you to admit you lie and decieve to cause harm to mike.

>>84517391
But it is true that you are a cuck, I don't lie. You said it yourself

Just come back. Was our relationship that bad? Like who gives a fuck anymore, I'll come see you soon and we can actually spend time together

>>84517360
>implying I have friends and that I'm not the glownigger
Mike is the only one who comes close to being my equal, and even then he is leagues beneath me. Begone, mortal cuck.

>>84517375
You are desperate to say anything to be hurtful. You know that ldr is a lead up to IRL. Just as valid to meet some one here, as well as more likely with common interests on boards.

Yes I sexted with her. She touched herself on cam and came to me multiple times. Happy hearing that cuck wierdo obsessed with mike?

>>84517385
Your response shows that of you. Don't obsessed over mike you creep

>>84517407
You are obsessed and literally just spew your illness from your diagnosis with every post.
>>84504597

>>84517417
Duuuuuuude you're so cool, you gooned in your dirty dank fag loser den? You're so epic. Please tell us all about your retarded porn addict online masturbatory habits, because I assure you, we all care so much.

>>84517411
Use an initial, better yet a name.

>>84517433
Dude I'm literally saying how cool you are being a spergcel NPD basement gooner cuckold. Why are you mad? You're such a cool dude haha you pull so many discord e-thots who do the same thing with like 10 other guys, I wish I was that cool.

>>84517437
Check your diagnosis before posting. You are mentally ill and need help. I wish you find that . Just show your diagnosis to a loved one to help you reflect on your behavior .

>>84517442
Obsession is not good. Check your diagnosis. Mike wants nothing to do with you and you are acting like a creep

>>84517443
I don't want help, I want to be 35 gooning on discord with teenagers. I want to be cool like you.

>>84517450
The only way I could be acting like a creep is if I was detailing my goonertard discord habits. But if I did that I'd be cool like you, and I'd never be as cool as you, Mike. You goon with so many discord e-girls in your basement, and that's a measurement of success.

>>84517414
I don't know who you are. I'm not interested in talking tiered status. I am who I am, that's enough for me. The rest is just others reaction toward that based on their own shit. Very rarely I let anyone on the inside.

>>84517482
>Very rarely I let anyone on the inside.
Lol I think you do that often bud. I've seen your Grindr account posted here.

>>84517456
Only 11 states in the US age of consent is 18. The majority of states age of consent is 16. Across all of Europe age of consent is 14-16.

I bit over 100 years ago 14 was was legal across the US and commonly accepted.

You are reacting selfishly in some way because a girl not interested in you and wants an older guy or you are girl who hit the wall and upset guys are dating younger pre wall girls. Or you are in love with Mike and this is a jealous response. Lastly you are just being a cunt and attempting to cause harm to mikes character for your own self gain (which you've done before through manipulation, lies , and larps )

https://youtu.be/7TcuPpgmoNo

>>84517456
>>84517465
>>84517489
You are clearly obsessed with Mike. Go jerk off in a corner or something. No one needs your mentally ill spam tantrums

>>84517525
Dycks at a bush party, you say?

I've spent a majority of my adult life stuffing meat into casings.

If this isn't how you want this to be then make an effort.

Make an effort to stop being such a fucking stupid faggot and I'll consider it. Until then, make like one of your little fantasies and blow me, cuck.

This is my house, I have all of it to myself because I own it, it's my property. Just shows how you will make things up to attempt to harm me.

Everything I say is cosmic truth and cannot be argued against.
You live in your mother's basement and eat her groceries. Late at night she weeps for her 30yo cuckson.

>>84517569
Delulu. My doors open to that Saturday forward. Not this bullshit you made up to self sabotage and were decieved and taken from the love of your life 5 years ago . You know I've done everything and so much more for you than you even see. And that's all a given done naturally for you. The only thing I look for back is mm. That's all .

>>84517595
Check your diagnosis

>Call yourself the "arbiter of the Mike lore"
>You have lewd fantasies about him thinking about cuck and other gross sex things
>You are hyper fixated in your obsession and crafted fantasies in your mind
>Crafting and playing personas imagining you are him and making online impersonations pretending you are him
>impersonations of imagined personas of individuals describing imagined sexual things made up about them
>Projecting own mentally ill behavior on him and using fake history, crafted fantasy and imagined personas projected to find acceptance and to be told mentally ill behavior is okay

>>84517614
What nice schizophrenic unintelligible word salad. Thank you, Michael.
>>84517630
>>Call yourself the "arbiter of the Mike lore"
KEK true.
>>You have lewd fantasies about him thinking about cuck and other gross sex things
>>You are hyper fixated in your obsession and crafted fantasies in your mind
>>Crafting and playing personas imagining you are him and making online impersonations pretending you are him
>>impersonations of imagined personas of individuals describing imagined sexual things made up about them
>>Projecting own mentally ill behavior on him and using fake history, crafted fantasy and imagined personas projected to find acceptance and to be told mentally ill behavior is okay
Thank you for stating your behaviors.

Anyway, I'm tired of this for now, bud. I don't know who Colton is but it's funny seeing you sperg out. In another world, you wouldn't be such a faggot and we might even be able to chop it up over retro games and such. Too bad about the retarded faggotry.
Have fun shaking and crying, hey, at least you've moved on from that whore Maria and are branching out. Too bad I have to hear about it because I don't remember asking.

>>84517682
It's your diagnosis based on your behavior.

You just did
>Projecting unhealthy stalker behavior he is doing on him

Nothing to do with Mike.

Just your own mental illness as defined >>84504597

>>84517698
Nice try acting like what you did wasn't you (Colton) doing it. Maria's not stupid. You just made things worse for yourself. Good.

>>84517871
Sounds like your fixation with Colton has led you to be gay for him. Typical homosexual projection.
>>84517874
Yep, it's me, Colton. In the next three hours I will be posting threads all over /adv/ and /lit/ and /soc/ larping as you in an attempt to further push Maria away from you while you larp and boast about jerking off with trannies on discord.
Anyway, if you stay in this thread and don't catch all the threads I'm about to post for the next three hours, I'm going to call Maria's great uncle and tell him what you did to her.

https://youtu.be/HXWphX_cR6I
Mike I'm on my fuckin boat it is over for you

https://youtu.be/pi048mAVjMU
Mike: THERE WILL BE PAIN

Stop making up lies Colton

**THERE WILL BE PAIN**

#inspirational
https://youtube.com/shorts/zah5QNEOHbc

It says a lot about you that you think these anons who miss you are me. You are at the center of a massive solar system surrounded by hundreds of orbiters, yet you can only think about this space cowboy. I guess we all desire what we can't have.

I showed some of our dm's to my e-wife (we got married in wow) after she said that you were beautiful and kind. Her heart sunk in her chest reading your toxic manipulating messages. All you cared about was information, a leverage for power to hold over me.

Also, I'm a God at modded minecwaft. It wasn't me that resorted to enabling cheats.

>>84517929
>>84517985
>>84518006
>>84518025
>>84518116
This is what mental illness and narc attempt at escaping accountability look loke

Ya take it from mike, authority on mental illness right there

>>84518228
Attempts at deceiving her by distorting who I am to her with your lies.

Mike trust me she realized it way before anyone said it here

>>84518241
No. She wrote me a letter saying how much she still loved me and it was trauma from outside of us that made her wall off. She was going to send me a package and letter. Them c started larping as me here and manipulating her with his lies about me.

You will not rewrite history narc

>>84518249
Nigga no she didn't, that was a greasy balding 50 year old touching diddling his own butt.

>She wrote me a letter
Sometimes your mental illness decides that random posts and letters are written by either maria or colton, so I'm sorry but I'm just gonna dismiss that

>>84518268
Wrote directly to me on discord.

Fuck off with attempting to rewrite history.

I know because I am that greasy balding fifty year old.

And I haven't washed my hands.

>>84518260
Thing is you can convince him of fake shit without even trying (e.g. whenever a troll pretends to be colton and he falls for it hook, line and sinker) but anything that's close to reality he will reject no matter what. He probably got trolled by some random but he will never ever accept this.

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>>84518291
I am Colton

>>84518291
Coltons attempt to escape accountability for what he did by lying more. She's not stupid.

Notice Colton shifting the goal posts as he finds he can't go further down each attempt to manipulate your perception of me.

Because they dont consent doesnt mean you can supersede them or procreate for a cause

Mental illness is no excuse for being this stupid
>>84518316
>>84518321

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Casual reminder that Mike paid $500 to watch me have sex with Maria

he even paid the plane ticket for her to go get clapped crazy stuff