Femanon. Make me a father.
femanon make me a mother
>>84506606Men can't get pregnant and losbos can't impregnate. Shoo, away with you to your containment board >>>/lgbt/
>>84506568How are you planning to help with child rearing? Or is that a woman's job and you won't lift a finger?
>>84507659too late im birthing
>>84507679I'll help when I'm back from work and on weekends of course. I wish I had more proper family time and the kid could tell us everything.
>>84507679By earning money so my wife wouldn't have to slave away in job while taking care of infants. I can take over when they grow up a bit because not only I have some free time in my job, but also teaching my kids so they wouldn't become incompetent shitters when they become adults is responsibility of parent. I have no idea what to do with infants and I'm not going to feed my kids some chem-stuffed slop when they have perfectly fine, natural source of food in their mom's tits.If you expect some kind of symmetry when there are clear natural differences between sexes then you're either retarded or just evil, trying to offload more burden on someone else instead of fair division.
>>84507734Can you actually financially support three people? It's 2026.
>>84507822This. Jews won. Nobody but the 1% and Indians are having kids.
>>84507822Yes. I don't live in USA or some similar shithole. I don't have many expectations from life, I like it simple, so with my average job I saved enough for flat with no mortgage. I could easily support 3 people if I simply stopped buying anime figs, which is easy choice to make because one is basically having future and the other is just consumerist hobby to decorate room. The only reason I still haven't bought flat is because if I have option to live with family and just pitch in to pay bills, I'll use that to save up more money to get actual house, not flat. Flats are for workslaves, they don't have space for 3 kids which I'd like to have minimum. My grandparents offered me piece of land where I could build house, but it's in small village in the middle of nowhere so first I'd have to check job prospects. And I guess few women would like to live surrounded by forests and plains with closest shop being few kilometers away, and closest big city being like 50km away. Also it's not far away from border so if war breaks out, it'll be all gone within first week, which is why even after building house there first thing I'd do would be save up for emergency flat somewhere else to be able to drop family there when shit hits the fan.
>>84506568sori I can't, already pregnant
>>84508037You seem to forget that a new kiddo is gonna need everything that you have, but new. So double all things in the roomBut I have to say, if you want to reproduce. you have much higher chances of getting female reproductive instincts activates when you are surrounded by fields and forest. She will start to feel lonely and will want to multiply. Flats and cities naturally supress desire to reproduce due to social fatigue and feelings of being cramped already
>>84508037>not in the US>mentions war (with Russia probably)>omits grammatical articlesLol, are you a Slav? A Pole maybe? Anyway you won't find suitable wife candidates on this site. The few women that browse it are mostly from America, likely racially exotic and certainly mentally ill and not fit to take care of children. Unironically look in the church. I know it's a meme, but there are still believing Gen Z women in Eastern Europe and they are your best bet.
You can be my betta fish's daddy best I can do
>>84508085It's not an issue. You don't buy electronics like computer every month and clothes aren't that expensive unless you're retaded and buy for brands, not just having clothes, when both are made in the same sweatshop in Bangladesh. People overestimate cost of living. Either because they live in shitholes, then I guess it maybe isn't overestimation, or because they are retards who think travelling to different country every month like scammers on social media is normal, or to simply have excuse to not put effort into getting their life together and having responsibility. And I wouldn't be surprised if that was third option as current system with carebear states do infantilize people, which breeds humans scared of risks and responsibility, which leads to lack of competence and lack of families and kids, basically undermining system itself. It's basically greedy death cult dusguised in ranbow colors, sweets and smiles.>you have much higher chances of getting female reproductive instincts activates when you are surrounded by fields and forestSounds like some armchair pseudo-psychology.>>84508086I am.Yes, I know I most likely won't find her on this website. If this was serious matchmaking post, I'd do it on fucking /soc/, and even then I wouldn't consider chances of success to be high. I just felt like dumping my hopes and dreams into public. I like to think and sometimes chat about such things.Church is indeed meme. While I don't think religion itself is stupid, even if it's false, as it seems to serve practical purpose, I'm incapable of belief because I can't lie to myself and dislike dishonesty in general. While I wouldn't mind my wife being religious, she wouldn't be able to truly fulfill her religious stuff without me participating, and since I think religion does more good than bad, it would be shame to ruin her by convincing her to my "beliefs" which may be yet another dead end of thought evolution.>>84508091I love my pets but they aren't kids.
>>84508200>While I wouldn't mind my wife being religious, she wouldn't be able to truly fulfill her religious stuff without meEh idk just be a lukewarm Catholic and go to church every Sunday like most married people here. Stop overthinking, seriously just attend churches until you find some young women. I doubt you could find a decent girl on fuck apps. They're all caked up hoes on there.
>>84507679>>84507822I wish I had a job the could support a family. Getting there I guess.Helped raised my sister so I got some experience.
>>84508265I'd rather organize some family activity on sunday. Shit like grilling or making and eating dinner together, making some trip to nearby places, play board games, watch some family cartoon or anime, or teach kids some hobby stuff like painting figs, woodworking, 3D modeling or whatever. Seems like time better spent. And in much more enjoyable way. Because ultimatelly religion is about values, behavior and community. You don't need religious story for values. Behavior based on practicality is much more adaptive to real needs than behavior based on set of rules based on religious story. And I'm not the most social person so I don't really care about big community. Going to church to join common rituals is a way of keeping community together. I believe you can achieve more durable good relations with your neighbors through helping each other, barter and favors.Besides I'm sperg so I'm already bad enough at social cues. I have no idea how would people flirt in church out of all places.Also what's the point of religion if you're going to half-ass it anyway? That's just some pathetic copium. I can drop my fig collecting hobby for family because I truly believe it to be right, valuable path. If you can't drop stuff to engage in religion which is supposed to be important then is it really important? Especially when you consider that big part of why religions are benefitial is that they value sacrifice. Responsibility, having kids etc is sacrifice. That's why societies turning away from religions become hedonistic and thus tempted by avoidance of responsibility, making them infantilized, like I mentioned in previous post. The difference is that I've spent time thinking about it and I believe I managed to extract true value of religion and find different, more cynical, practical and realistic source for it, making me able to benefit from religious behavior without religious story.
>>84506568pregnancy is stupid and fake and gay acktually....i shan't be psyopped into it.
>>84508429trannies can't get pregnant anyway
>>84508370I'm not saying you personally need religion. It's just that the kind of woman willing to become a SAHM in the sticks is more likely found in a church. I mean think about it. Do you really think you can find a virtuous woman who went through a similar thought process as you and arrived at the conclusion you did? I mean sure there is an atheist non-whorish woman not set on a career and living in the city out there somewhere, but do you have a realistic plan for finding her?
>>84508443except the translady reading thisi donate her my uterus and ovaries, goodspeed my queen. they shall be useless in my journey.......
>>84508429>>84508450you do realize that it's plainly visible when you're trying to rip off someone else's trip code?
>>84507659Lesbian women make me sad because I know they will never be mothers.
>>84508464mmm yess yes someone wants to be fake neptune m yess yessss!!!!!!!!!!
>>84508470what's sad about nation wrecking genetic garbage erasing their own bloodlines without any fuss?
>>84508470>they will never be mothers.Don't be so sure.
>>84508508I know a lesbian woman who is a veteran and genuinely has ubermensch genetics imo and I think it's sad her bloodline will end with her.
>>84508532genuine question: why do you (or anybody else for that matter) care if you or someone else's bloodline continues
>>84508532>lesbian>ubermenschoxymoron, having a chiseled jawline doesn't translate to fitness
>>84506568would you in all seriousness meet with a random woman you haven't ever spoken to before and have one long conversation to make sure you are aligned in enough values then immediately get to making babies and supporting them? are you expecting love and romance too?
>>84508449>Do you really think you can find a virtuous woman who went through a similar thought process as youChance if finding anyone with similar thought process as me is difficult. From what I saw most people who don't believe just shit on religion. As for other stuff, as I've said, society gets increasingly infantilized and you have people simply refusing to have families or trating relationships seriously.But I don't blame them. As I've said, my work leaves me with some free time. People slaving away for money are often simply tired and don't feel like thinking about stuff after job. And if they aren't tired and have time, there are endless entertaining distractions. I simply happen to like thinking and analyzing stuff and as outcast I had time to think about it since I was child.>>84508560>would you in all seriousness meet with a random woman you haven't ever spoken to before and have one long conversationObviously. How else do you meet someone you never met before?>to make sure you are aligned in enough valuesOf course. I have several things I'd like to talk about to see if we align or are capable of making compromises, because these things are often reasons for divorces, and as someone from broken family I want to avoid this mess.>then immediately get to making babies and supporting them?I'm sperg, not retard. Nowhere I said it'd be just one convo and straight to sex. Words are cheap so it's obvious you want to see how person actually behaves irl for some time. That's what dating is for. But I think I'd be able to start family within 1-3 years.>are you expecting love and romance too?Romance is tool to build love. Love isn't some magical fairy shit. It's built. Romantic behavior is one of ways how you build it. So if you want lasting relationship, you put effort into romantic gestures every now and then. I'm sperg and kind of cynical so I'm not the best at it, but I'm willing to try and practice. Which is why communication is important.
>>84508539Because I care about the good of the species.>>84508543Nah like I'm lowkey 80% sure she was subjected to gene editing in her youth as part of some kind of super-soldier program.
>>84507822I've seen way more Indian triplets or quadruplets than white or even black ones these days.
>>84508642that's all fine, but it means you're asking for the same thing as everyone else in the same way as everyone else. the post seemed to imply you wanted to beeline to being a parent so that's why i asked.
>>84509087That would be nice, but I'm not naive enough to think it'd work in current state of the world. Or rather, beelining carries risks that are not worth it. I come from broken family, have seen from inside how devastating it is on every party involved and how system treats men in such cases, so I'm treating it extremely seriously. To the point I'm sometimes thinking whether I'd be able to sacrifice my future prospects just kill her and judge if she pullsed such shit on me and judge made me another loser. If system is perfectly fine ruining whole generations and doesn't care about wellbing of mine and my kids then I see no obligation to care about wellbeeing of the system, and life within such system might not be worth it, so might as well take as much as you can down with you. It's death-cult anyway so it's only fitting.
>>84508866Which is why we should have more children. Otherwise world will drown in pajeets and all noble ideals will die with us.
>>84508509>9th and 11th gradesLGBT affiliation at that age is likely a better predictor of sexual deviancy and premature exposure to sexual activity than it is a real indication of any sort of homosexual feelings. /r9k/ has this belief that it's Football Captain Chad that's having all the sex in high school, but in reality, it's oftentimes the gross weird discord furry types that are the most sexually active under 18.
>>84508470Not always never, I helped a lesbian couple have kids
>>84508804How tall was the dyke?, in an original way of course
>>84508470I'm a lesbian, my wife and I are going to have a kid, I'm literally pregnant, we're both cisgender too, so it's not like she was trans or anything
I wish I coulddddd i wanna give a man 12+ kids and have him rape me every day while continuing to impregnate me until i go through menopause
>>84507839Congrats, you voted for it! MAGA, am I right, israelibros?
>>84506568Getting a fembot I love pregnant sounds nice but our kids would probably be depressed and push a rift between us.
>>84511618this is my ultimate feari'd pass along my genes and they'd up crazy/unwell like me :{
>>84511624Exactly. It would be sad to force a kid into a fate like mine.
No thanks. That's for my husband.
>>84506568Only if your name is Han Sang Jin!!! Pic related.
>>84507734>I'm not going to feed my kids some chem-stuffed slop when they have perfectly fine, natural source of food in their mom's tits.the tits just transfer what the mother eats and she might eat junk while you're not looking
less boring discussion about the realities of having kids in this economy/societymore hot yandere girls babytrapping with leglock and forced orgasms inside
>>84507734Taking care of a baby is way more work than actual work. And is the most important too. Babying doesn't have days off, clock outs. You have state at the damn baby 24/7 to make sure it doesn't choke on its own toes. Why do you deserve rest after work but she never does? This whole arrangement always ends in resentment and a whole reason why feminism exists (and doesn't exist where women have tribes where everyone helps with all babies). If you go to work, you have to help with babying - you are doing the easiest part, something you'd do regardless of a child, but a woman has to uproot her whole life and identity to baby. Millions of women combine work and infants and you arent more worthy of anything than they are.
>>84512508I've been investing because for now I believe I can reach a point where I can make sure money is never an issue before I become a father. As it turns out I would meet a girl whose father actually advised her to be financially set before having children if possible as he understand today's economy is not like the one he grew up in. Within reason of course, since her age is a factor in having children but she's 23 so still young.She already knows I have this financial goal because of earlier conversations where a bunch of us were talking about our finance related stories. She likes that I can have fun but still act mature enough to be regarded as the mature one among our group. "Marriage applications are open!" she told me.I don't know if we'll end up together but with where these investments are projected to go (and have already gone since I put it 1K) the time to ask her out may come rather soon. Money isn't everything though. I'd never heard the term "shit test" until, during among our group about the future and dating, she brought up she's realized she needs to kick all traces of that from her system if she ever hopes to have a good marriage. So she wants to make progress as a person, plus there's just seeing if we really do get along well enough to actually go out. So no guarantees but it's nice that I have the greenlight in so many areas.
>>8451082980% of jews voted for kamala
>>84510826You live in Canada though.>>84512235Which is why besides weekly pizza I try to buy better quality stuff. For example bread in supermarkets is so awful I get some kind of allergic reaction or something where I almost instantly start sweating massively only from head when I eat it. And if I let it happen for too long, my head strats to hurt. So I just buy bread from proper bakery and spend like twice or thrice on it than I would if I bought it at the mall. If I decide to build house in that village, I'll most likely try to have some garden and little livestock as well.>>84513009I'm tired of women overdramatizing housework. We're living in XXI century and bunch of tech was made precisely to help you with that. I don't have to wash my clothes by hand, with exception of hat, because I can just throw it into laundry machine and forget about it for an hour. I don't have to rub sticks or stones to start fire and make sure it stays there because we have stoves. Or even better, a fucking microwave. When pets bring sand and fur onto my carpet, I just get vacuum cleaner and it sucks all the shit. We've got so lazy we even have roombas now. For babies we too have things like cribs, pacifiers, single-use diapers etc. If you consider how long each task takes, with cooking being the longest, and that not every task is daily, I'd take being househusband over working in a heartbeat, even though I hate cooking. But I know well that no woman respects that and it almost guarantees divorce or cheating later down the line. In fact, I think that very often women complaining about lack of appreciation for these tasks are simply projecting their own lack of respect for them. If that's how life works, sure, I can accept that and slave away so woman didn't have to, but then I expect her to do her part when it comes to children and home. It's already implied that I'd temporarily take over when girl is sick and some of it over weekends.
>>84510826>I wish I coulddddd i wanna give a man 12+ kids and have him rape me every day while continuing to impregnate me until i go through menopauseWhat's the catch?
>>84512508Only if your name is Han Sang Jin. I just came back from a story where my OC actually had a baby with him against his will, to "remember him by", because he refused to marry her. He did eventually come back though, after the children were born.
>>84513399Oh it's gotta be the bpd
Thank you anon, I took my birth control just because of your post. I almost forgot
>>84506568My womb is open for you, anon.
>ruin your body by bearing moid's child>your body no longer attractive for the moid>he resents you for it>cheats on you with some bimboWhy would I ever want to get knocked up?
>>84513908Give in to your cuckquean fantasies.
>>84513921it's not my fantasyi've seen it happen multiple times irl
>>84513935Give in to our shared cuckquean reality.
>>84513908counter offerwe don't have kidsI stay attracted to you and we have tons of sex
>>84513962That's better desu
>>84513997I'm glad you're in agreement. We should make it happen.
Ew you're not Chad
>>84513344>I'm tired of women overdramatizing housework.Then do it yourself. We are talking about a kid not chores. If it is so easy it should not be a problem for you to help. The truth is, a lot of men nowadays offer women to have kids on conditions that he will be one to stay with the kid, and then man ends up losing his mind on literally first week begging to go back to work and calling her cruel for forcing him to uphold his part of the deal. So no, your opinion on this matter is simply a delusion. You have no idea what you are talking about, you have never dealt with kids. And given that you are here begging some imaginary fembots to give you a chance likely never will
>>84514901>The truth is, a lot of men nowadays offer women to have kids on conditions that he will be one to stay with the kidPsh, do you actually believe this bullshit?
>>84513908I'm fine with flabby belly with stretch marks. Apparently it's easier to bounce back to nice looking belly when you have chidlren earlier, but I'm afraid that train is gone already. It's just a price to pay if you want to have a future. I can accepts this sacrifice. I don't expect flawless belly, I only expect girl to not get fat afterwards. Besides we can buy some sexy corset or something else to hide it, I know you like pretty garments. It's XXI century, we have tech for this so let's use itBesides cheating is disgusting and easy path to destroying everything and divorce. I thought I've already stated clearly enough that having family is one way ticket and I will not tolerate breaking it.But I already got used to women projecting their disgust to imperfect people on men. They do it all the time with many other things as well, like thinking your university paper matters when it comes to your attractiveness. For men it doesn'tI guess I'm just disappointed by the state of women. I've been told they are nice, empathetic etc, but my experience has shown me only the opposite. I wish we could be just cooperative and nice to each other, communicating and working out compromises, but if it's impossible then I'll just accept shitty state of the world and do what works. If it's abuse or something then so be it. I already learned that having hopes and dreams is naive and it can be some childish expression to blow steam off at most, like this thread. If for their own good you can't treat them like true, albeit assymetric, equals, then I'm willing to bear weight of this disappointment and do what works for only things that truly matter in this world>>84514901Don't jump to extremes. Just because I said you overdramatize doesn't mean I think it's nothing. If it really was nothing, I wouldn't think it's fair for woman to stay at home and be provided for instead of working as well.As for the rest of your post, I'm not falling for your shit-test
>>84514922Yes I know multiple personal stories>>84514972Pft. You ar enot reading whats next is because it ringed a bell didnt it. You know that would have been you, hence why you are so desperate to make woman vocally agree that she should do it all alone.Now listen here. You will die alone and mad. Or import some seamonkey. Because any white woman will just find herself a numale that will help her with everything all at once like a true man(that actually wants to be a father and not just own a child) should and that actually loves her. My man helps me with everything even though I do not work, because he actually loves me and my cries activate his caring instincts. He would make a good father. You wont. Your children will despise you. They always despise their absent "providerr" fathers. They spend all their time with a mother who is loveless and neglected and alone in everything she does, and it rubs off on them. Children never forgive fathers that hurt their mothers. Just so you know.
>>84515172I read it. And I've already stated in one of previous posts that I'd exchange being wageslave for being househusband because it's much easier, leaving you potentially with more time, even if it's in bursts inbetween tasks, but I've seen enough stories of women dumping such men so I'm not falling for that. That's why I called it shit-test. If woman does stuff around kids and her share of house stuff then I'm fine with her not being wageslave, or working part-time if she really wants to. Women want men to both work and take part of her chores, leading to just dumping more load on her. I already mentioned symmetrical fairness is impossible with our innate, natural differences, but if you're throwing even asymmetric fairness out of window then you are not fit to wield any power, can't live within society and are basically nigger-tier subhuman.Niggers can't build anything because to build and maintain high-level civilization you need trust and cooperation. Their culture is fear culture, meaning they think everything is fine as long as they don't get caught. This makes them more opportunistic and thus scummy and untrustworthy. You're doing basically the same. I have nothing but disgust and contempt for such barbarians. They achieved anything only when abused by others, which is why I said that if it takes abuse to achieve future then so be it. It's not perfect world I'd wish for, but wishing for fairy-tales leads to nothing besides disappointment. It's only good for nostalgic daydreaming, like in this case.>absent "providerr" fathers>absentIt's clear you didn't read everything. So once again, woman projecting her flaws onto man. Not really surprised.
>>84515172>Yes I know multiple personal storiesWhat kind of oniony cucks are you friends with?
