>too embarrassed to go to the AMP by my house because I have bacnefuck this gay earth
What is an AMP
Wash yourself properly, greasy pig. My hair is on the longer side and I make sure I scrub my back because conditioner tends to run down it. With that said, just cut to the chase and ask them to fuck. Don't even bother lying face down and waiting for them to enter. Just sit on the table and get ready to negotiate the price.I'm sure they'll be happy to get you out of the parlor as fast as possible.
>>84507677Post cage freak!
>>84508054>he doesnt know what AMPtm islmao hahahahahahahahah faggot
I don't get it, do they just give you a massage or what?
>>84508445Supposedly they flip you over and whack you off or suck you off or even have vaginal sex if youre chad enough or offer enough money
>>84508455So it's prostitution with Tinder dynamics? That sucks.
Update: I ended up going because I got unbearably horny and it overrode my self-consciousness. The woman (usually old Chinese women) was actually pretty this time, and she licked my balls while giving a hj (unprecedented at this location without paying extra) and then after she cleaned me up she kissed my cock and laughed. It was endearing. 10/10 will go again (please help I've wasted hundreds here)
>>84508942What's the point if you don't get sucked and fucked.