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>sister tells you to come in her room
>she's doing this
what would you do?
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>>84510754
why would she tell me to come into her room if she's naked? doesnt make sense OP.
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>>84510754
Call her a retard for not finishing getting dressed in time
why would she call me to her room if she isn't dressed? my actual sister did this once and pissed me the fuck off, she's super autistic
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>>84510796
If you aint playin PASS THE DAMN CONTROLLER
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>>84510799
what? controller?
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>>84510803
zoomerspeak, basically he wants you to let him fuck your sister since you dont wanna
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>>84510799
Anon the OP is talking about a scenario not a videogame. Why would a videogame have a level about a sister being weird.
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>>84510819
of course I don't want to fuck my sister? she doesn't want to fuck me EITHER, one of us doesn't understand nudity (hyperbole) because she's autistic, and the other does
we're both women and straight
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>>84510825
oh i know that, but the anon wants to fuck your sister, and probably you too now that you said you're a woman. btw i get that, i've walked in on both my sis and mom and i felt nothing but annoyance since i really needed to fucking piss both times.
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>>84510754
>t. single child
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>>84510911
yeah lol most incest posters probably don't have siblings, and any who say they do and are fucking are (hopefully) larpers
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>>84510754
>Gross, put on some clothes you fucking skank
And then angrily slam the door as I leave.
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>>84510754
lol been through this too many times
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>>84510754
Woof, that's a very nicely shaped butt. Very nice. Cute plump pussy lips and sexy butthole.
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>>84510754
I don't have a sister, so to accommodate the hypothetical we'll assume this is a step-sister or a girl that was adopted or something, so zero blood relation...
Fuck her right in the pussy.
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>>84510754
Depends on which sister. I have a few. There is one I would bang, as long as she keeps it secret and there is no one else home, then I am taking that ass to pound town
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>>84511143
I know exactly what you mean, I have sex with my brother and he's one of 5, it's not like I do it because he's my brother, I'd never do it with any of the others
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>>84510754
Get my boots on and give her a big 'ol kick up the arse!
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>>84510754
looks like the last whore i fucked

i didnt pay her

her pimp sent me a threatening text message

lel
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>>84511154
Yeah, I don't even think it is about attractiveness either. All of them are objectively attractive. It is the one I am closest to and relate to most.
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>>84510754
Probably tell her I don't love her that way. I'm more a mom/aunt/cousin type of guy
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>>84511161
bro how down bad can you be to fuck a whore and not pay?
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>>84510973
I have two siblings and I like incest but any incest fantasy I have doesn't involve my siblings but a hypothetical sister I would have in an alternate reality that is somehow related to me but not my actual sibling, but also my sibling at the same time.
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>>84511239
This is incredibly relateable. My insest fantasies involve a hypothetical mother or stepmother that isn't my actual real life mother. I think it stems from having a shitty mom
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start eating her pussy obviously. and you can quote me on that
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>>84511161
this is how you get your shit blown smooth off in your sleep , btw
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>>84510754
Dive headfirst into her ass completely then walk around as my sister
I'd be like, "lmao look at me I'm a girl. Lmao I have boobs and I care about celebrities"
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>>84510754
seems all of r9k is glowie posting today
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>MOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
>Stacy's being a stupid bitch again
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>what would you do?
I'd pound her holes.
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>>84510819
zoomerspeak has gotten quite advanced
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>>84511239
I only have younger sisters but my fantasies are for older sisters, I can't tell if it's a coping mechanism but I don't find my actual sisters attractive.
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i need a white stepsister
t. asian boy
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>>84511154
Even sisters only want the top 20% of their brothers...
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>>84513077
what is it?
originally, of course
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>>84513083
It's called messing up the joke and deleting it 2 times.
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>>84511154
How did that even start?
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>low effort fedpost
>35 replies
>i make a thread
>always getting piled on and saged for no reason, thread dies after 9 replies

Yeah totally organic, non-infiltrated website.
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>>84510754
Help her find the contact lenses she dropped while getting dressed
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>>84510754
Nothing.
If this were mom though...
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>brother-anooon
>bring me my stanley cup upstairs
>please
>*open her bedroom door*
>*picrel*
>put it on my nightstand, please
>anon, you're a lifesaver. This nap knocked me out, my head is pounding
>hm? Oh no, I don't need anything else, thanks
>just close the door when you leave
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>>84510754
Probably give it a sniff and then a lick.
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>>84510825
Hahhaa!!! HAAAAHAHHAHAHA why not get fucking NAKED???
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>>84513324
>mfw
mommy ass is and always will be superior
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looks familiar...
hmm
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>>84513856
TRVKE. Good taste, bros.
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>>84513856
>>84513970
nta but 45 year old, aged asses carry some intrigue that young ones just don't have. This is probably just us desiring something distant and taboo that what we don't have and we will flip the script when we are old uncs ourselves and lust for 19yo butts again but it is what it is.
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>>84510754
Just another day in our house fr
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>>84510754
older sister or younger?
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>>84510754
Slap her butt and say
>nice ass
Bonus points if I get to play rhytm of some song through slapping her butt before she gets embarrased and pulls it away.
She's supposed to learn banter between siblings by now.

>>84513431
>sure, but you're washing dishes tonight
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>>84515036
>>sure, but you're washing dishes tonight

>ugh fuck off brother-anon, im going out with ashley tonight *yawn*
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>>84510754
walk away,
next day tell her to come to your room,
dress and pose the same way.
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Time to become an uncle.
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>>84510754
I'd lick her pussy and asshole and then insert my penis into said holes in a repetitive fashion until I achieve orgasm. Is that what you wanted me to say?
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>>84510754
I can't see what she is doing, as her face and hands are blocked from view
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>>84510754
I would scream out FREE MY NIGGA TAY K
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>>84513431
Do you think that bed ever gets made? Can't imagine what the rest of the room looks like
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>>84516935
>Do you think that bed ever gets made?
why not? even so, hottest bitches always have borderline infested bedrooms
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>>84510754
That is such a nice pussy and ass.



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