[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/r9k/ - ROBOT9001


Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: file.png (1.81 MB, 1500x1001)
1.81 MB PNG
night time edition for the good lads
>>
Evening lads and ladettes
>>
>>84510956
Lol I was walking around there last night. I went through that same building with the columns. There was a giant rat and a guy loading goods into Tesco. Was comfy.
>>
Wishing I was dead
>>
>>84511046
Hope things get better for you lid. Why do you feel this way. We are here for you fren x
>>
>>84511056
Well there's nothing really here for me. There's not really anything I enjoy doing, I've never worked, I have no friends (nor do I really like dealing with most people anyway) and I have no energy or drive to be able to do anything even if I wanted to.
>>
>>84511090
That's not taking into account the fucked up state of the world on top of this, the future looks bleak for everyone really.
>>
>>84511090
>>84511104
Opiates + stock market trading. Every day I feel chill, don't care about my haters, if some bullshit happens in the news now it's a potential money making opportunity. Why aren't you buying Shell stock right now?
>>
>>84511126
I don't have the attention span to be able to research how markets work so I invest confidently. I'm far too anxious for it anyway, I know I'd be constantly pacing around my room worrying if I should or shouldn't sell and then beating myself up if I made a bad decision.
>>
Even if you decided to improve life now, it's probably too late. You'll be spending YEARS finding a job and even if you do get one, it will be something terrible (which will be a turn off for women). So then you have to spend even more YEARS trying to progress (which we all know is impossible these days) and before you know it - 10 years has passed and you still don't have a girlfriend, you still live with your parents and you have not even had sex.

Why bother?
>>
File: summer.jpg (212 KB, 1024x1536)
212 KB JPG
I miss her. She probably is too busy with a handsome chad bf.
>>
The NHS is failing the ageing population. It's not right. Things will only be getting worse with medication shortages and a squeeze on hospital finances. The NHS is crumbling just like this shitty little island.
>>
File: apu lidl drip.png (332 KB, 845x925)
332 KB PNG
Luv WIDL me i do

X
>>
>Hollywoke letting a commie direct an animal farm adaption who then tries to make it about capitalism even though the source material's a critique of bolshevism
>zerohedge.com/political/animal-farm-film-hollywood-perversion-orwells-anti-communist-classic

Not too surprising is it
>>
File: 1749552141337.jpg (377 KB, 1152x1536)
377 KB JPG
>Work or study visas: A Turkish family member could also obtain UK citizenship independently through work visas (like the skilled worker visa) or study visas, eventually leading to ILR and then citizenship after meeting the residence requirements.

Very interesting. I wonder what route she went down to live in our country. I expect she enjoys the perks of free healthcare and being surrounded by kebab shops. Must be good living in a country like ours.
>>
Ruth is so cute, sexy. I want to have babies with her. Perfect rose. I'd be the happiest lad ever with a rose. But no fuck I'm not allowed anything. I must suffer and not get mentally ill.
>>
File: scottish.jpg (68 KB, 1080x809)
68 KB JPG
Bet every one is nice and kind to her irl because she's a female. I can't stand it when women go on about mental health like they're fucking suffering worse than men. FUCK THEM entitled little women. CUNTS.
>>
File: gmb wops.png (416 KB, 597x575)
416 KB PNG
Emily Wops went on tv with her mumberg. That is fucking mental how you can just go on tv with all these millions of people in this country.
>>
What about the incel lads left in the dark with no future and a build up of hate. No, that's not worthy of being raised. Fuck this shit country. Fuck women thinking it's still not fair for them. Cunts just want more privilege.
>>
Don't you ever fuck with me again bitch. I'm not fucking scared of them. Waste my time again. You never got anything out of it. I expect the just told you "well he seemed quite stressed out from it, at least we have a record of it now" to reassure the "victim". LYING CUNT. Them clowns are fucking useless.
>>
You won't get a fucking PENNY from me cunt, nor will I ever go down for your lies. You are truly fucked now and will be going through the same process I did. Enjoy it cunt. Wasting their time is a crime.
>>
You fucked with the wrong lad. It is absolutely fine to record in public.
>>
>>84511391
My mother puts this on every morning. We probably had that playing on our TV and I didn't even notice.
>>
Imagine how mad that would be kek. "Wait a minute I recognize that girl"
>>
kinell mam it's emily wops
>>
>>84511391
Imagine seeing this live on tv when you post here on britfeel.
>OMG WOPS IS ON THE TV!
>>
Xbox not opening games again. FUCK SAKE.
>>
Wops looks like she doesn't wipe properly after taking a shit
>>
Starting to make some progress w/the backlog already

Arnt i

X
>>
>>84511667
So proud of you, pal. Must be hard to get work done with your condition.
>>
File: 1731203536766257.jpg (120 KB, 720x833)
120 KB JPG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNp0SFWS6xY

Yeah i'm finkin kino

X
>>
Every brit I've ever met was an alcoholic. Why is that?
>>
Another cheekyarse spaff is it

X
>>
>zerohedge.com/geopolitical/real-estate-browser-extension-france-provides-immigration-data-overlay

The joys of dievershitty innit
>>
File: 1776983780180258.png (83 KB, 468x427)
83 KB PNG
>Page five

Buh-bye bread

X
>>
File: YOU BELONG HERE.jpg (442 KB, 1080x1080)
442 KB JPG
the yellow-toothed nigger beckons you... will you sign up for the next forever war?
>>
>>84512329
>Come join the meatgrinder for high finance and die for satanic kikeoid child abusers, goy

*Taps signington*
>>
>>84512369
They pay quite well though
>>
lubed up arseholes x
>>
File: cattobergbrekkie.jpg (80 KB, 808x853)
80 KB JPG
Good lunchingham this was

Womfy, in fact

X
>>
I've never put my nose up a fanny x
>>
File: maxresdefault.jpg (68 KB, 1280x720)
68 KB JPG
https://youtu.be/1q8gxUUchLQ

I'm a morning drinker aren't i
>>
Fuck the lot x
>>
Shout out to Yookay dwinkers
>>
Off out canvassing for my local political party today hope you lot have a good day
>>
File: IMG_5649.jpg (2.03 MB, 4032x3024)
2.03 MB JPG
Morning from catto the cat of catting
>>
>>84512486
Morning de cat and morning de cat
>>
Me? Deadbeat ageing millennial spent my life online and playing video games. Totally disconnected from the world and expected to just make friends, find a gf and get a job when I wanted. Life has left me behind, I'm less relevant to the world than I ever was. Fuck my life.
>>
Females with hairy necks
>>
File: 1716266661726013.jpg (5 KB, 250x243)
5 KB JPG
Ought to lie down and let the foodington digest a little

I fink X
>>
>>84512483
Which one is that? Enjoy anyway
>>
having a second breakfast today instead of an early lunch
>>
Females are just wandering around with an arsehole and I'm not allowed to sniff it
>>
File: file.png (880 KB, 754x1065)
880 KB PNG
mama gimmie milkies
>>
>>84512598
Sniff cat buttholes instead
>>
Could have had a better life if I tried in school
Could have had a better life if I tried to make friends as much as I played video games
Could have had a better life if I tried to actually talk to women
Could have had a better life if I tried anything other than thinking I could turn my life around with zero effort
Pushing 40 now, no life skills, no friends, no gf, unemployable and angry
>>
>>84512687
Youre not even halfway through your life lad you can still achieve anything you want
>>
>>84512695
Needs to break free from the wrong mindset
>>
>>84512687
Are you a virgin or not lad?
>>
Maximum effort of doing fuck all again today expecting to be entertained by the people on the internet. My life is fucking shit and I hate you all.
>>
I just knew girls would reject me so I never tried.
I just knew I'd be held back by those not of my race so I never tried in school.
I just knew I was better than everyone else but why should I bother.
I just know I'll never have any friends, a gf or any confidence. I was held back and shit on all my life. I am entitled to be angry.
>>
Some cunts just parked across my drive way. I don't drive, or even use my drive, but he shouldn't be doing it. Wanker.
>>
>>84512891
Deflate his tires
>>
If I never had TMAU I would have worked all me life. Fish odour syndrome always got in the way.
>>
>>84512960
I reckon you wouldn't have worked either way. You have that dosser gene.
>>
>>84512966
I had an access course in nursing but people smelled fish in the classroom.
>>
Mark is a fat dosser scumbag but he has a certain joie de vivre which is a service to humanity its infectious. Feel like topping myself when I'm surrounded by gloomy miserable bastards 24/7 which many conventionally successful people are.
>>
Mark won't upload after the mates he was keeping private pub video
>>
>>84513022
>joie de vivre
twat
>>
The death dreams are back. Killed 3 last night, in self defence of course.
>>
Someone open the window it smells fishy
>>
>>84513117
It's your room anon.
>>
>>84513122
If I never had TMAU I would have worked all me life.
>>
I'm stuck on benefits for the rest of me life
>>
File: if smell.jpg (432 KB, 1668x1080)
432 KB JPG
>>84513131
It unpleasant
>>
Looks like this poor little laddy had a melty by himself overnight
>>
File: shit.webm (3.69 MB, 800x450)
3.69 MB
3.69 MB WEBM
>>84513117
It smelly shitty for some reason?
>>
>>84513172
i bet it smell 4x lush
>>
>>84512598
What do you think they smell like? I suppose it depends what they've been eating recently?
>>
Mark smells disgusting. He doesn't have a disability, but he is really gross. It is not "lush". What a stinky bastard
>>
seasidegrafter
>>
File: maxresdefault.jpg (231 KB, 1280x720)
231 KB JPG
https://youtu.be/fUcnLwIIlNY

Chud got sparked 4x lush
>>
I'll be getting a pork, stuffing and gravy sausage roll today lads cooorrrrr
>>
>>84513185
Corr I bet it fucking lush
>>
>>84513230
Do you have a scat and bad smells fetish
>>
>>84513221
Lush that is
>>
>>84513195
How do you know? He may look like he smells, but none of us know for sure.
>>
Cosmic Kitty confirmed she "couldn't smell it".
>>
>>84513252
He has a fishy smell coming out of his pores. It's not good
>>
>15 quid for a single ritalin tablet.
Is this normal? Wanted to see if I could use it to help me work since I'm still years away from my ADHD diagnosis due to the local queue, but I feel like that price is a pisstake. What have you guys seen it going for?
>>
day 3 of not liking porn
>>
School shooting on manchester. Many casualties!
>>
day 3 of being gay
>>
day 3 of pretending to be hhl
>>
>>84513261
She never said that. Where have you heard this?
>>
File: 1717476829121600.gif (3.09 MB, 640x360)
3.09 MB GIF
>manage against all odds to secure a week of the little one at one of her set of grandparents during half term
>looking forward to a week of just me and the wife alone in our house
>get a message from other set of grandparents
>"Hey, please can we stay with you during [half term week] while our place is getting some work done?"

For FUCK SAKE, we just wanted one week alone with each other. Literally can't remember the last time we had that.
>>
>>84513329
She said it on a livestream on her YouTube channel. She said she met him once and couldn't not smell his TMAU and accused him of being a benefits cheat.
>>
>>84513342
pls not that stale gimmick again for the love of god
>>
>>84513342
wow what riveting normie problems
>>
Plans today anyone? Off to pub soon myself

Sent from my iPad
>>
SheffieId University
>>
The university of York
>>
>>84513342
Aren't you that paedo who invites trannys into the toilet with your daughter?
>>
im socially and intellectually dead, i only work and buy necessities
>>
Forced tranny gimmick
>>
File: sad donkey.jpg (252 KB, 1024x773)
252 KB JPG
>>84513373
i will be going to work and then i will go home.
>>
>>84513402
What is your line of work?

Sent from my iPad
>>
>>84513413
warehouse drone
>>
imagine living on saint helena, peak womfort
>>
Gently licking Ruth's tight slit
>>
Anyone remember page 3?
>>
>>84513424
i used to work with a guy from st helea apparently there's a big tree there that they tie you up to and throw stuff at you if you do things they dont like
>>
>>84513445
news in briefs, ahh yes i mist those old more perverted times
>>
>>84513446
i dont believe this tbt
>>
>>84513452
>tbt
??
>>
Got a delivery coming but I need another poo.
>>
Love Josh strife me
>>
>>84513469
he seems like a nice bloke
>>
>>84513456
>he doesn't know
yikes lol
>>
>>84513474
you meant to say tbf
>>
To be fair
Is correct
>>
File: catto02.jpg (137 KB, 690x637)
137 KB JPG
Heading out now arnt i

Why yes i am

Yes i am indeed

X
>>
>>84513494
not i didnt tbt
>>
To be truthful x
>>
Ok, quick little spliff, few games of chess methinks. Need to get these checkmate patterns learned. I'm meh at early and mid game stuff, but shite tier at finishing.
>>
>>84513509
i googles tbt and it means throwback Thursday, nobody says to be truthful
>>
>>84513534
just taking the piss de lad it was a typo x
>>
Voted for the Greens
Fuck tbe rich x
>>
I don't get why people feel the need to uses abbreviations like that. Just speak properly?
>>
>>84513545
i know it fine
>>
>>84513547
have you read their immigration policies? what do you think of them?
>>
>>84513549
ikr wtf lmao
>>
i dont mind more migration desu
>>
>>84513568
how much more?
>>
>>84513549
>Just speak properly?
Boomer detected
>>
>>84513568
Lowercase posters like you are dinghy sailors spiritually
>>
>>84513508
Where x
>>
>>84513549
>feel the need to uses abbreviations
>the need to uses
>uses

Sorry just found it funny lol xx
>>
>>84513547
Complete retardation. It genuinely blows my mind that people would vote for them. It must be down to ignorance - people don't know what the Greens stand for.
>>
>>84513602
people vote on vibes unfortunately
>>
>>84513574
much more tbt
>>
Noooooo, NOOOOOO don't suck my cock! DO NOT SUCH MY COCK! NOOOOO don't wrap your full plump, teenage but legal, lips around my cockhead and shaft and vacuum sloppy gluck gawk headbob until I spray ropes of hot cum on your soft palate NNNNNOOOOO!!!!!!
>>
>>84513637
Too late pal, you are going to face fuck this teen
>>
File: 3tygkhdgvbdkbvd copy.png (380 KB, 500x500)
380 KB PNG
>>84513637
My favourite threads on /tv/
https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8
>>
Just voted for Sean Allan as a write in candidate
>>
File: file.png (136 KB, 808x859)
136 KB PNG
Ok, 2 games one my go to finisher (stalemate), and 1 checkmate for me. Woohoo.
>>
Miss Welper lad, feel like shit, just want him back
>>
Obsessedmongs woken up
>>
>>84513719
I'm a bit busy right now I'll play later, have you managed to increased your online chess ELO yet?
>>
>pretty woman in love with you (29)
>kissing, hugging
>getting your cock wet in a car park
>dad finds out
>gets coos involved

welp back to being lonely bored and depressed. Thanks dad.

https://www-belfastlive-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.belfastlive.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/scots-mum-carer-struck-after-33900849.amp?amp_js_v=0.1&amp_gsa=1#webview=1&cap=swipe
>>
File: c0kdc6gtyuv01.jpg (93 KB, 750x932)
93 KB JPG
Nearly 1.5 million migrants on benefits

>https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/05/06/nearly-one-and-half-million-migrants-on-benefits/?WT.mc_id=tmgoff_tw_post_half-million-migrants-on-benefits/

So, unless I'm not mistaken lads, we're basically paying people to come here from overseas and exist in our country solely so they can drive down wages and inflate the cost of housing, which we also pay for, and it's all just to keep pensioners and the rentier class afloat and buy votes for the uniparty.
>>
>>84513609
No election round my part today. I didn't even know there was one going on? Where is it and what for?
>>
>>84513761
In wales and scotland init
>>
There were no elections for me because the Labour council voted to suspend elections for 4 years so they can stay in their job.
>>
>>84513760
>Drive down our wages and inflate the cost of house prices
Correct. That's the plan. You're starting to see what's behind the smokescreen.
>>
File: file.png (11 KB, 304x250)
11 KB PNG
>>84513757
I don't think I have, I've only been laying bots, does that count?
still low, desu.
>>
File: gf lore.jpg (122 KB, 985x305)
122 KB JPG
>>84513739
>Miss Welper
Paige?
>>
>>84513802
Wait... he had a gf? I thought he was an incel
>>
Corrrrr, kinell lads look at these things:
https://x.com/DovesOfFreedom/status/2051692103206334558

Keep in mind that right now is the worst quality that drones will ever be. Now imagine that there are ten of them at once and five times as fast. Escape is quite literally impossible for a human.

Infantry will be 98% obsolete in ten years time. You will still need special forces for various tasks and some occasional patrolling by regular forces, but by and large the idea that wars will be fought by men carrying rifles and advancing towards the enemy will be seen as quaint as cavalry charges are now.
>>
File: file.png (42 KB, 391x418)
42 KB PNG
Massive blunder. What a knob.
>>
>>84513816
Drone are killing machines for faggots. War crime tier.
>>
>>84513802
How many posts of his do you have saved obsessedmong?
>>
File: hhl on the right.jpg (79 KB, 1080x633)
79 KB JPG
>>84513811
For a couple of days yeah
>>
Obsessed with Sean and gay porn
What a surprise
>>
File: 76377312286.jpg (84 KB, 1080x362)
84 KB JPG
>>84513843
Maybe 15-20
>>
File: dancepu dancepustaja.gif (1.94 MB, 864x420)
1.94 MB GIF
>a 9 min choon, in this ADHD riddled world?
It is old, so not from current era, but still good. Better some would say.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QCGoBhhrOQ
>>
>>84513845
Wtf. That is grim. There's something wrong with that boy
>>
>>84513854
You're a freak he never said any of these thing you obsessedmong grok using freak
>>
>>84513835
Exactly the same sort of response was made when gunpowder started being introduced en masse. Doesn't matter.
>>
>>84513862
>You're a freak he never said any of these thing you obsessedmong grok using freak
>he never said any of these thing
kek
>>
>>84513862
It's all in the lorechives, champ
>>
>attention whore says ridiculous things to get attention
>look what he said! I have saved it on a picture! can you believe it!
Idiot
>>
Poor Sean probably doesn't remember what he's previously said due to his alcoholism and early onset dementia.
>>
Hope he got liver problems from all the booze x
>>
Reprehensible fucking weirdo that helper
>>
File: file.png (891 KB, 1015x662)
891 KB PNG
I'm back abusing double xp but this time on another account. Yes I am sad.
>>
Reform predicted to win around 47 seats in Birmingham city council (51 seat majority).

HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAA, please god let this happen the seething would be so fucking funny.
>>
>>84513924
Maybe they'll get the bins collected? Get rid of the gender pay equality nonsense so bin men are paid properly without having to overpay women doing a completely different job in an office.
>>
Pollers and obssessed mong? yeah right i'm out
>>
>>84513929
That's a central government issue lad because Parliament needs to override the court's decision. Nothing the local councils can do about that.
>>
Lads thrown the toys out of the pram again
>>
>>84513939
Other councils outsource bins to private companies which means they aren't liable for those equality laws.
>>
>>84513948
Doesn't matter, the claims can be made against the private companies too, even if the councils that outsource them aren't going to go bankrupt as a result (though every council in the country is currently running at a loss due to statutory obligations) the end result is the same: bins not getting collected. Lots of claims using the same "equal value" precedent are being brought against supermarket chains right now and various other big brand stores. The Soviet Union didn't even get this absurd.

The paeans that politicians rattle off about growth or prosperity or being pro-economy simply mean nothing if things like this are allowed to happen.
>>
>>84513930
Me? Nap time. Limiting myself to 45 minutes though.
>>
>>84513982
The funniest example was Next. Women sitting down all day indoors complained they weren't paid as much as the men in the warehouse, but there is absolutely nothing preventing women from applying for warehouse roles. In fact, they're in very high demand which is part of why they were paid more - to attract workers.

Next tried to resolve the situation by encouraging the 25,000 women who were shop staff to move to warehouse roles. 9 women attended a taster week, 7 of them took up the role, and 4 remained in the role.

So basically, women simply don't want to do the work, but they want the same pay regardless, for doing a completely different job.

The courts ruled in favour of the women, which is now bankrupting these companies. The end result will be we all have to pay more for food, because Morrisons, Tesco, and all supermarkets are being hit with these pay equality lawsuits.
>>
>has his own personal thread enemies he has given their own nicknames
>calls anyone else obsessed
>>
>>84514045
Sean lives a better life than yous loser
>>
>>84514050
Probably true for most posters here but not me
>>
>>84514053
You post about him every day loser he doesn't evne think of you
>>
If I find out Sean is a top shagger I will be furious. I'm already extremely angry about SSM getting so much fanny. it not right
>>
>>84514050
Not me. I'm on the same benefits as Sean but I have my own flat to myself. Cook fresh healthy food every night. No Nigerian ladies doing the choo choo train feeding me undercooked turkey dinosaurs.
>>
>>84514034
I know lad, the whole situation is a joke. Did you see the statements the lawyers for the claimants were making? They literally said, unironically "so-called market rates" when referring to the pay differential. Like what do you even say to people who think like this? Straight up these people want a top-to-bottom centrally planned economy.
>>
>>84514062
Why do you obsess over him then you know he isn't a paedo you know he isn't a mong but you still post about him every day get a life losers
>>
>>84514050
That other lad reminded me, I've also had sex, quite a lot of it. So if you totted it all up I'd have a good case for having a better life imo. Sean is alright though I like him.
>>
>>84514067
>he isn't a paedo
No one brought this up, why did you?
>>
>>84514034
>dude, I want to do nothing, and be entitled to a man's money
Called being a wife, innit?
Women literally had exactly what they wanted, convinced themselves they didn't want it, and now they're trying to rebuild it, but in this perverse way where governments and corporations are the standins for their husbands
>>
>>84514034
>If your thin-margin supermarket chain cannot accommodate tens of billions of pounds in compensation claims from laws that didn't exist 12 months ago, then you just don't have a viable business model sweaty x
>>
>>84514067
I don't obsess over him. You were the one who spazzed out of nowhere about Sean. I >>84514045 was talking about >>84513930
Meaning: he has the cheek to call anyone "obsessed", while he's obsessed enough with the thread to call Lollers "Pollers" and leave the thread over him posting. It's funny get it? Ironic? Literally nothing to do with Sean. That's all on you.
>>
>>84514073
Very true. The mistake was letting women make decisions. It's going to destroy our civilisation.

>>84514074
kek
>>
File: FidoNews_6-19.png (276 KB, 792x1208)
276 KB PNG
can't believe some lads in this topic don't even know their 'net lingo.

you gonzo gringos wouldn't last a single microt in the Sprawl.
>>
>>84514076
I know it was about him but whatever. You need to get a life. Seethers like you aren't welcome when the chariman is back.,
>>
File: 2973927397.jpg (577 KB, 1536x1536)
577 KB JPG
Three 'fire watchers' (combined salary: 90k) dutifully and vigilantly scoping out a hospital in tandem.
(read: first gen immigrants getting 30k from the taxpayer each year to do literally nothing)
>>
>>84514087
Lol mongo. Learn to read.
>>
Sean is a towering presence. A masculine stallion of a man who demands respect. That is why he is my leader, and as a welper loyalist I will follow him to the ends of the earth.
>>
>>84514097
He is very small paedophile
>>
File: 1757578478879309.jpg (221 KB, 843x876)
221 KB JPG
>>84514097
>A masculine stallion of a man
Sure is....
>>
Sean voting Green to legalise CP
>>
>>84514100
You never shut up about him loser get a lifes he isn't a padophile end of story
>>
File: 992873927.jpg (252 KB, 1536x1536)
252 KB JPG
But wait! To deal with accusations that 'fire watchers' have been shirking and congregating on the job to socialise with co-ethnic colleagues and do nothing all day (NOT TRUE: fact checked by true Labour voters), a new role has emerged in the fire watcher hierarchy: the 'fire watcher supervisor'. The full responsibilities of the role are presently unclear, as is any pay premium it carries.

We have answered the age-old question of 'who watches the fire watchers', but now a new one emerges 'who watched the fire watcher supervisor?'.

Stay tuned as we track developments in fire watching.
>>
>>84514100
He's above average height for the 1700s, and no he doesn't have a micropenis.
>>
>>84514112
Why did he go on to tell people about the time he watched a video involving a adult and a minor?
>>
>>84514094
So they have to specifically be in the same room as the fire when it starts, in order to spot it?
How is such a job anything but nonsense?
Hospitals are always full, people have eyes, there are smoke detection systems...
>>
>>84514094
>>84514117
wtf is a fire watcher?
>>
File: 1770835620136.png (563 KB, 1093x1098)
563 KB PNG
>>84514112
>he isn't a padophile
Sadly he is
>>
>>84514129
beat me to it didn't you
>>
>>84514129
You've been posting this since 10 years ago losers get a life he didnt say that and you know it you fell into my trap and posted it again losers
>>
>>84514129
There is absolutely nothing wrong with any of those posts. Helper won again
>>
>>84514128
>A waking watch is a 24/7 fire safety system where trained personnel (fire marshals) constantly patrol all floors and the exterior of a building to detect fire hazards or smoke. Primarily used in high-rise residential buildings with fire risks like unsafe cladding, they provide immediate emergency alerting and evacuation management.

>>84514125
How dare you, do you want another Grenfell? They're providing an essential service. Thank your local fire watcher.
>>
>>84514143
That seems completely unnecessary. We have smoke alarms, we don't need to employ immigrants to walk around looking for fires.

In offices I worked in years ago (when I still did) they would make 1 or 2 people per floor a "fire marshal". You would go on a training course about fire safety and that was it. You didn't get paid more for it, because it was a trivially easy job to basically spot something like "don't pile up cardboard next to this space heater" and 99% of time you didn't do anything.
>>
>>84514143
>dude, i spotted unsafe cladding
How?
>>
File: 1728391107898.png (559 KB, 500x500)
559 KB PNG
>get a life he didnt say that and you know it you fell into my trap and posted it again losers
>>
File: file.png (132 KB, 785x163)
132 KB PNG
>>84514141
Aye, sure, watching CSAM isn't a problem when you've got the same retarded brain as Sean?
>>
Need to know that he's OK. Why has nobody checked on him
>>
Watching CSAM is Seans guilty pleasure in life x
>>
>>84514161
Prob sean. Loser is his go to insult for others and himself when sameseaning.
>>
>>84514174
hope he not breathing x
>>
>>84514034
interesting post this. about a subject that has gotten tiresome but i just didn't know this one.
i THINK we're (back at) a point of sanity with it all? these things come and go in waves, but the Next situation you're describing ought be considered equality. that's a nice thing.
we've known for a while men tend more towards the 'extremes' (homelessness/suicides, but also soldiers/CEOs). as you say, if men are overrepresented in higher-paid, more-physical warehouse jobs, women could apply for those roles.

>>84514073
this too if it's what women want. although it's where i take OFF my liberal (British sense) hat and say >>84514080 is wrong and sexist but he (OR SHE) knows that already (or i'm getting Poe's law'd again because the world has gone strange).

disrespectful to pastoids. maybe some anon will watch this or it's a pointless link, but this page is interesting:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/archive/second-wave-feminism/zdhw382

the cartoonish stereotypes people go to of silly, dainty women do exist IRL (they're called nurses) just as there are thick-as-pigshit men (me). but you'd sound barmy if you went back in time proposing this to the normal women of even just a couple of generations ago. "YOU should want to go down the mines."
>>
File: 7896984362859.png (1.37 MB, 581x615)
1.37 MB PNG
To the untrained eye it might look like this first gen immigrant on 30k is being paid to sit around and do nothing while their job requires them to be CONSTANTLY VIGILANT, but the reality is that he is currently undertaking the required one-hour overlap bookending each 'fire watcher' shift to exercise a FORMAL HANDOVER.

This is the sort of hour long baton pass that efficient, trustworthy and necessary jobs need. It's professionalism manifest. Truly we must thank the government for keeping us all safe. There have been practically no fires since 'fire watchers' started working in our hospitals, high-rises and office buildings.
>>
>>84514183
Remember that there is a real person behind the posts. You are talking about a living breathing human being with thoughts and feelings. It costs nothing to be kind.
>>
>>84514186
That's a lot of words to say that you know men and women are different but want to pretend they aren't to give yourself nice feelings and virtue signal to lefties.
>>
>>84514191
Not bothered jelly and ice cream when he gone x
>>
>>84514191
Sure he remembers that when he threatening to maim people little lad
>>
>>84514171
does Windows use AI to detect the contents of images yet?
what if the latest version of COFEE detects you have this text inside an image on your PC?
probably too late to do anything about it now, but don't post it so we all cache it, please.
(if referring back to this post in a court of law: it is 7 May 2026 at 2:30 PM, i am under no duress, 5E1907DB20611AD828FFBEC7)
>>
>>84514186
It's not "wrong and sexist" it's an observable fact society went to crap the minute women were allowed to vote and work. It has been known forever that women choose chaos and destruction when given too much power. This has repeated throughout history and we're in the middle of it yet again. "Wrong and sexist" is the type of soi infused nonsense that can only come from an emasculated gynocracy in the first place. Men are supposed to work. Women are supposed to have children and raise them. Its REALLY that simple. Children understand this intuitively before they're "educated" out of it and turn into you.
>>
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane
https://youtu.be/cMMXR_FY9hg?t=15
>>
>>84514206
Imagine what it'd find on seans computer if he openly speak about seeing it. Grim to think init?
>>
>b-but
>n-no it hurt my feelings so it not true
>we can evolve into a new species
Millions dead behind this Marxist tripe
>>
>>84514215
Truth nuke. Fuck em. Blast all lefties, paedophiles, and non-whites.
>>
File: file.png (133 KB, 803x808)
133 KB PNG
Ok, step 1 in check mate school, learn to walk the enemy king about and control him. Got it (eventually).
>>
File: 67465432.jpg (18 KB, 680x383)
18 KB JPG
>>84514094
>>84514117
>>84514143
>>84514187
Tell me this isn't fucking true. Tell me this is all some intricate AI spoof. What are we doing?
>>
Sean lives rent free in people's heads. He's been here only a few days this year and he's still all people talk about. He's so powerful.
>>
>>84514213
Bet the beast has PETABYTES of it
>>
>>84514198
i am saying the opposite of that, lad.

and that post is the EDITED version, third draft after i fixed the old BBC archive link (it redirects, but fine). the original text contained a whole query and conjecture about how we we'd even account for physiological sex differences in labour-intensive warehouse work.

but i came to a very solid idea about 'diamond skeletons' and i don't want any of yous to patent my invention first.
>>
I'm balding it sad
>>
>>84514225
Just your own Sean
>>
>Sexism emerged in the 1960s-70s, coined during second-wave feminism to describe prejudice or discrimination based on sex
Grown man using postmodern neologisms from the boomer "sexual revolution" as if they're like scientific terms lmao. Do you believe all the 2010s Tumblr stuff too? It's all the same shit.
>>
SSM tier bald noggin
>>
>>84514225
You talk about yourself every day and pretend you have mates talking about you sean. You're a sad pathetic rat.
>>
>>84514227
When you deny reality a good faith discussion isn't possible desu. You are a mongo.
>>
Me? 30 years old and still got my head of hair. The hairline has gone back a bit in the corners, but not actually thinning and no bald spot. I'll take it.
>>
>>84514230
>>84514233
Why do you think I'm him? Very odd
>>
>>84514233
He has mates but he keeping it private
>>
>>84514236
I'm 31 and it going to shit it overs
>>
When I back there will be a sign
>>
Oh my fucking god they've changed the twitter messaging system AGAIN and made it shittier AGAIN.
>>
File: detective.jpg (51 KB, 612x577)
51 KB JPG
>>84514213
we're going to look at this like DNA. murderers just weren't thinking about how they may as well have been leaving a signed confession at the scene of the crime. caught up with them decades later, though, didn't it?
>>
File: NPC_wojak_meme (1).png (17 KB, 200x198)
17 KB PNG
Women having babies is the patriarchy
Team manager at a call centre is freedom
>>
>>84514215
it boggles the mind that people have put up with it for five seconds.
Neurotypical people are absurd.
I got into an augment with a therapist, where they basically told me that if they knew something was wrong, but everyone else was saying it was right, they would go along with it. They admitted to this.
>>
>>84514248
Correct de lid
>>
>>84514238
Just like mark was keeping his pub mates private x
>>
>>84514241
Sorry to hear that lad, you gonna go for a buzz cut?
>>
>>84514242
>When I back there will be a sign
new phone who dis
>>
>>84514251
SSM has tons of mates and he a top shagger too
>>
>>84514235
>That's a lot of words to say that you know men and women are different but want to pretend they aren't
>>84514227
>i am saying the opposite of that, lad.
>>84514235
>When you deny reality a good faith discussion isn't possible

i am very confused.
>>
>>84514236
34, full head of hair but also breasts from finasteride. I don't know if I'm even balding I still had all my hair I decided to take it at 32 pre emptively just incase.
>>
>>84514253
I'm a hat prisoner lid, sad stuff
>>
Shall not be saying
>>
>>84514258
Why he keeping them private in video, he talking to himself, feelsbadman x
>>
Sad! Xx
>>
>>84514249
They have done psychological experiments into this. For example, put people in a room. Ask them some questions where people have to raise their hand if they think X or Y or Z is the correct answer.

But everyone in the room except for 1 person is a plant, and they answer most stuff right, but for 1 of the questions give a very obviously wrong answer, like 2+2=5. And the person being studied will raise their hand to go along with it if most other people raise their hand.

This is the normie attitude and explains so much of what happens. Only autistics and schizos are immune.
>>
>>84514261
So you take an anti-androgen and what amounts to DIY HRT just to stop yourself from losing hair? Isn't the latter far more preferable than the former? Fuck me lad women can put up with a bald guy, but they're not exactly thrilled to see men with breasts.
>>
>>84514245
He regret being so open about it now
>>
>>84514236
>The hairline has gone back a bit in the corners, but not actually thinning and no bald spot. I'll take it.

corrr nice one lad. in German culture they call that 'Geheimratsecken', or 'Privy Council corners'. it's actually considered rather esteemed-looking.
>>
>>84514267
>!U8sgallanQ
>sgallan
???
>>
Just poured some special brew in me special brew alri
>>
>>84514288
It's him. He lost his trip but he is coming back to us. Please let it be true.
>>
>>84514288
His trip code is unsecured (only a single ! at the start). You can search for tripcodes that are only hashed once, takes a bit of time to find longer sequences, but you can literally just brute force them with a tripcode finder if you care to.
>>
Better not be any sexists in this thread
>>
File: file.png (144 KB, 807x802)
144 KB PNG
>>84514220
Ok ok ok, getting it now.
>>
>>84514277
I am very ugly lad and would be even more so bald imo. Women aren't on the cards either way.
>>
werking class free stuff vote labour werking class free stuff vote labour werking class free stuff vote labour werking class free stuff vote labour
https://x.com/AngelaRayner/status/2052294154235846969
>>
Free stuff for free
>>
>>84514303
Ah, damn sounds rough lad. You ever been with a lass or are you wizardmaxxing?
>>
Free twerking classes if you vote for Labour. Pass it on.
>>
>>84514295
Are you going to ruin his fun tripcodelad? His life isn't very exciting and now you're instructing people on how to ruin it further?
>>
Farts works glass blowers are looking for free labourers. Pass it on.
>>
I miss him so much x
>>
I'm guessing I'm the oldest lad here. I am 41 incel. But I have a full head of thick hair with no norwooding.
>>
>>84514321
Sad cunt misses internet paedophile
>>
>>84514326
You are replying to said paedophile lad
>>
File: triangles.jpg (31 KB, 720x703)
31 KB JPG
okay this has been confusing me for days now. for posters in the future:

these tripcode names are not someone doing a joke/gimmick, they actually did originally appear as tripcodes. you can check the archive and they have the 'post_tripcode' <span> class.

a few refreshes later, they are bold and have turned into names.

i actually think HHL is banned from using tripcodes or something. he's either being actively monitored, or there's some new system that takes a while to kick in. maybe it's because he got a 4chan Pass.
>>
>>84514321
Same lad. Just want him back. Miss his cheerful little updates (when he wasn't having a drunk racist melty)
>>
>>84514317
I don't care to, but if anyone wants to the easiest software to use is called Tripcode Explorer produced and maintained by a developed called Second Garage. Easily findable online.

Warning: will heat up your CPU.
>>
>>84514331
Holy shit you're right. That's so weird.
>>
Keeping it womfy from this day forth
>>
>>84514331
Can someone explain like I'm a mongboy. What does this mean for followers of Seanism
>>
>>84514353
He won't ever be back on a tripcode
>>
>>84514355
Because his trip was banned, or because his IP is banned from using -any- trip?
>>
>>84514353
A minute ago this was a tripcode >>84514350
!U8sgallanQ
Aka he put #trip in the name field
It's now a name
As if he put !U8sgallanQ in the name field. The trip hash instead of the password. So it's now in bold text like "Anonymous". Tripcodes are not bolded. But it was a trip like a minute ago. It just changed in real time. Never seen that before.
>>
>>84514361
No idea just stirring the pot like everyone else
>>
He never coming back and it lush x
>>
Diabolical amount of Sameseaning going on yet again
>>
>>84514362
Are you sure? Maybe you just misread it as a trip.
>>
>>84514369
100% real and true
Can't help himself can he?
Complete and utter nutjob
>>
File: file.png (128 KB, 806x806)
128 KB PNG
I won't keep banging on about how shit I am, I'll just say this. At 1 point I had 2 queens and my king and 2 bishops on, and still ended up being a stale mate.
Still fun.
>>
File: Aaaaa.webm (1.44 MB, 424x640)
1.44 MB
1.44 MB WEBM
>>84514339
>Tripcode Explorer

is that really still what people use? wew.

i generated a vanity tripcode (6 whole letters, cor) in 2010. left my PC (Pentium 4 w/ hyperthreading) on overnight. even with some regular expression allowances, it gave me 3 results the next day, and they were all shite. not worth nearly burning my house down IMO.

but even back then people were going on about 'hash tables' and stuff. there were dictionary attack files for the commonest words. why not word combos, or word/number combos? we can download gigabytes of text in minutes now. what are CERN doing that's so important, it's not this??
>>
File: 49856874296.jpg (269 KB, 961x1200)
269 KB JPG
Notice the squeezed out middle again. If you're not benefits, no problem; if you're rich, costs don't matter. Once again the middle classes are being hit hardest, practically official government policy these days.
>>
I don't believe Sean is here. He just has a lot of fans.
>>
It's that obsessed with sean it's going schizo over a trip code this is on new levels of sadness
>>
>>84514388
Just himself and three different devices x
>>
File: triangle.jpg (291 KB, 1080x1080)
291 KB JPG
never mind, i am seeing this same bug on other boards. you can go check for yourself.

the triangles are retreating. Helper remains safe (for now).
>>
File: 440mkqddq4od1.jpg (78 KB, 1009x692)
78 KB JPG
This is the 10:05 Cross Mongtry service to Guff, calling at Willymoor, Bender's Green, Lower Todger, High Shitwick, Mongtard, Paedobury, Noncingham, Chebbs and Guff.
>>
Some of you need to pipe downs while I speak
>>
>>84514372
Yes, I'm 100% sure. I didnt notice until ketlad said. I checked and it was still a trip. Refreshed and its a name like now. Shouldve took a screenshot but I wasn't thinking. Obviously everyone seemed to know it was a tripcode a minute ago when it was first posted. I literally refreshed and it was a name. Why did nobody say its just a name before when talking about bruteforce trips. It was a trip and it changed. Never ever seen that before. Crazy.
>>
>>84514401
OK, this is definitely a trip.
But not sure what that proves, it's just someone made a new trip with a particular text in it
>>
Another trip to add to the filter list oh it lush x
>>
File: U8.jpg (30 KB, 821x258)
30 KB JPG
>>84514412
And now like magic its a name
>>
What a fucking doughnut you are Sean. Did you forget to put it back on properly after a bit of samefagging?
>>
File: COxRgDhW8AA_KRy.jpg (34 KB, 620x297)
34 KB JPG
>banned from wooty team
>banned from trip codes
>>
File: www.thenorthernecho.co.jpg (528 KB, 2400x1800)
528 KB JPG
>be me, on the Tyne & Wear Metro
>tannoy announcement:
>'The next stop. is. Brockley Whins.'
>me, quick as a flash:
>'CARROTS LOSE!!!!!'
>dead silence
>few dodgy looks
>quiet murmurs
>something about 'mental problems' and 'aw, bless him.'

;_;
>>
>>84514427
Wow, wtf is going on? Very strange.
It's still a trip for me in the current tab, but in a new window it's a name.
>>
Heil fucking helper who with me?
>>
>>84514434
>banned from trip codes
The ultimate humiliation ritual for Sean
>>
File: 1690891129033105.jpg (24 KB, 438x438)
24 KB JPG
shandy bass melty when?
>>
File: coolville.jpg (197 KB, 1280x720)
197 KB JPG
>>84514445
makes you wonder WHAT ELSE they're changing between refreshes, lad.

btw i agree with what you just said about eugenics. very brave of you to include your personal details too.
>>
Helper army member here, standing by. We are so back
>>
Calling all loyalist outposts. Standing back and standing by x
>>
File: trip.png (68 KB, 989x437)
68 KB PNG
>>84514456
You turned into a name again
>>
>>84514498
This one changed in like 5 seconds.
>>
>>84514506
HEIL FUCKING HELPER. NOTHING BUT BULLY BOYS TRYING TO GET ME DOWNS
>>
I don't like abortion, it's not a nice procedure, but frankly I think it should be safe, legal and rare (just like immigration desu). But holy fucking shit these women who are 'pro-abortion' (imagine labeling yourself as that lol) are just insane. She's frothing at the mouth.

She's also an example of everything wrong with 'the discourse' - shaking from the adrenaline, barely containing her emotions, arguing by statistics, overconfident on technical topics. Can't stand these bints. If they literally just shut the fuck up the country basically wouldn't care about the issue and it would just sort of carry on in the background while being something you don't talk about in polite company. Sort of like how homosexuality was until the "community" started getting uppity and demanding acceptance and reverence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcUg9CXMOhQ
>>
>>84514519
You on wooze?
>>
File: Apu 1196.jpg (99 KB, 600x468)
99 KB JPG
>>84514469
You need to pipe downs. Shandy bass is actually a nice drink x
>>
File: jntlq6mc5et81.jpg (50 KB, 500x539)
50 KB JPG
I genuinely feel bad for the other care home residents

Fucking meltdowns drinking alco pops lmao what a fucking spastic
>>
File: thinkpad with mouse.jpg (142 KB, 1206x1010)
142 KB JPG
also lollin @ 4chan having those 'Schema' classes. i remember blogosphere nerds saying that would be a big thing because they're creating a more info-rich, creator-oriented web.

>Anonymous
>itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"
https://schema.org/Person
>A person (alive, dead, undead, or fictional).

thing is, that is becoming increasingly untrue. so in their goal to build the trendy internet of the future with rad Web 2.0 metadata, they have actually introduced false information. gg.
>>
>>84514531
What's going on with your trip little lad
>>
File: pepehmm.jpg (14 KB, 233x216)
14 KB JPG
What happens if he makes a secure trip
>>
Mongs frothing at the mouth now nappylad is back
Grim.
>>
>>84514553
I'm a lass and I'm frothing at the gash. Helper is cute
>>
>>84514558
Put the trip back on Sean you are fooling no one
>>
Gets trip banned so comes back attention seeking right away on a new one. A sad insight into his sad little life.
>>
File: Apu 68.jpg (173 KB, 700x616)
173 KB JPG
Been bullied all me life mate. Nowt new to me x
>>
A sad day for sean gay alien fans
>>
File: tinbo.jpg (44 KB, 640x552)
44 KB JPG
this is how it all starts.

first, they take away your HTML bold tags.
>whoa there sonny Jim, what are you doing?
>i was making some text bold.
>YIKES that is NOT okay. what about blind users? you were actually, semantically, trying to STRONGLY EMPHASISE some text.
>no i was trying to make it bold.

now they won't even let HelperLad live his life. first they came for the non-disableds, and i didn't speak up. then they came for the disableds, and now all i can do is say 'i told you so.'
>>
>>84514584
Did you ever wonder if it's your own behaviour that's to blame
>>
First wokkle garn down the hatch. Got 13 left so get in. It better keeping in me own lane in life x
>>
>>84514399
>double decker trains
jf detected
>>
Don't lecture me Britfeel you sided with me bullies I stand up for rhe lads who been bullied all their life x
>>
File: refresh.gif (26 KB, 365x159)
26 KB GIF
Orwellian.
>>
All my life I stood up to bullies and nobody stand up for me it not right x
>>
File: 1677517318260478.gif (2.31 MB, 390x277)
2.31 MB GIF
drunken mong at it again

one minute its fuck the world, the next its "oh my sad wittle life"

Enjoy the next ban you absolute gremin cunt kek
>>
>>84514619
Good lad, get it down you
>>
THE YCALL ME BARYY THE BASHER
BONG! SMACK!
THAT'S WHAT I DO
BASHIN ALL DAY AN NIGHT
>>
>>84514584
Did you ever think that maybe you deserve it? Most people don't get bullied their entire life.
>>
>>84514619
>First wokkle garn down the hatch
Uh oh melty incoming
>>
We finally got him back. I will not accept bullying already. Maybe the bullymongs can take a day off
>>
File: emus.jpg (769 KB, 2480x3508)
769 KB JPG
sorry, you're not a winner
with the air so cold and a mind so bitter
what have you got to lose but false intentions
and a life so pretentious?
>>
>>84514672
Stop talking like this about other men lad it's really creepy. You sound like a wrongun
>>
File: Apu 200.png (202 KB, 957x891)
202 KB PNG
Spoons is calling me name x

I might just answer x
>>
>>84514672
Why do you care so much you sad bastard.
>>
>>84514695
Sorry for having empathy for other human beings
>>
Can't stand Nick Fuentes. He doesn't give a shit about borders, immigration, fraud, the economy, policing, crime/justice, personal liberties etc. the only thing he signals on is hating Israel. That's the only Schmittian distinction he makes. Unproductive at best, subversive at worst. He would see every Western country turn 70% middle eastern muslim if it meant not having Israel around any more. I don't even like Israel (neutral to slightly negative generally speaking) but holy shit get a grip you fucking tard.
>>
think it's an impersonator
>>
>>84514687
Gu on lad. You've got to spend that benny money some how
>>
Lowercasemong absolutely seething now the chairman is back
>>
What is the cuckolds political party of choice? Green right?
>>
>>84514687
who are you going with billy no mates? kev?
>>
>>84514714
Them, Labour, and for the higher tax bracket it would be lib dems.
>>
>>84514697
Is that what you call simping for grown men online. Weird homo.
>>
ALL HAIL HELP HELPERLAD THE UK CHAIRMAN!
>>
Ended up sleeping 90 minutes instead of 45 mins max
>>
>>84514713
As it should be. Things will be getting back to normal around here now.
>>
i..i...its s...s..s...sean
h..h..he's bbbbback
>>
File: linux inventer.jpg (32 KB, 485x414)
32 KB JPG
actually, what you're referring to as empathy, is in fact, sympathy, and in this 10-paragraph reply i will be exploring...
>>
All the parties are some variation of 'we will try and make it more palatable for you to experience being used as tax chattel to extract money from and give to foreigners/the elderly/dossers'.

I have no political constituency. It's grim.
>>
Pork chops, rice, and salad for tea tonight. You?
>>
>>84514776
Chips, cheese and gravy. Same as every day this week. I have nothing left until my pip goes in on Tuesday.
>>
>>84514776
I'll be going shops later to buy something, along with alcohol
>>
Me? Something on uber eats. PIP dropped today.
>>
FUCK THE HATERS
FUCK FOOTMONG
FUCK THE SEETHERS
FUCK LOWERCASESEETHER
FUCK THE TORIES
FUCK LOLLERS
I WON XXX
>>
"tax chattel"
>>
>>84514801
You've won fuck all little lad.
>>
Pissed up little nonce. Enjoy the ban when it comes.
>>
>>84514811
Think how pathetic his life is. Actually really sad.
>>
>>84514801
>FUCK LOLLERS
He's the only nonce who's been backing you up though?
>>
>>84514801
Uppercaseshoutmong
>>
Lollers left, he said see you in 2027.
>>
>>84514868
He got sick of being called a paedophile
>>
>>84514873
That's his own fault for being one though? You can only say what you see.
>>
What is the actual indisputable proof of him being a nonce? All I can see are some allusions to 'urges' and a bit of banter. Nothing concrete afaik.
>>
>>84514886
>What is the actual indisputable proof of him being a nonce?
translation
>Please post illegal images in here as proof he is a paedophile
>>
>>84514890
Translation: you have no proof. It's just bullying of a special needs kid
>>
>>84514894
You just want to add more CSAM to your collection, I know your game.
>>
>>84514900
Why do you have CSAM? Nobody wants you to share that, you should delete it you dirty nonce
>>
>>84514767
tbf, they're going to crank down hard on the disabled, because they're a scapegoat who wont fight back the way the forruns will.
>>
>>84514894
>special needs kid
Is that your fetish big man?
>>
>>84514902
You're asking for people to post it, not me. Noncey boy.
>>
Me? Voting Gweens x
>>
>>84514906
>crank down hard on the disabled
Yes the fake ones. I'll be fine. I just can't work.
>>
Me? Voting Green because I like black men having sex with my white wife oh aye x
>>
>>84514937
Being a smelly anti-social man aka "autism" isn't going to cut it anymore
>>
If I got my way, Helper would be in a forced labour camp for the rest of his life. He wouldn't be allowed any alcohol, he would just do manual labour from dawn till dusk.
>>
>>84514951
Sorry I just can't work. Not my fault I didn't ask to be born.
>>
>i dont shower and i say weird stuff that creeps people out because im a nonce. I am fine playing computer games all day because I'm lazy
>this isnt just my personality. Its a disability
>>
>>84514962
I mean you can though. Unless you're at Tim levels of catatonic retard, which you're not and never will be, you can easily work.
>>
Sorry I just can't work. I'll keep collecting my PIP and UC while you pay taxes, Thanks
>>
>>84514980
You can keep saying that to convince yourself but nobody believes it. If the DWP had cameras on you for a week you'd be booted off and you know it. You're exploiting their incompetence because you're a fat narcissist.
>>
I've not left my house in 4 weeks, not that I keep track of it, I just can't work. Not my fault.
>>
I'm hearing a lot of "not my fault" from useless losers whose fault it definitely is.
>>
>>84514998
Yeah because you're fat and lazy. Nothing to do with your health. You've picked the wrong decade to be a scrounger lol. This isn't the 90s where you can expect welfare forever. But now you've fucked your life up with no qualifications or work history. gg
>>
Not my fault I qualify for benefits based on medical evidence is it
>>
Shout out to the seethie wagie some of us have go to work but not me x
>>
>>84515008
>not my fault I scammed a system that's easily exploitable
But you could have not done that
>>
>>84514442
my response to carrot lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6KrpqOoLVg
>>
File: FNVzQHZXEAMpeUA.png (106 KB, 600x600)
106 KB PNG
>>84515015
How many more of these you going to do little rattled lad hahaha
>>
Not my fault you're upset I get benefits is it
>>
File: redhead.jpg (191 KB, 900x1200)
191 KB JPG
What are the lads thoughts on redheads? Lots of them in Ireland and Scotland.
>>
>>84515033
>How many more of these you going to do little rattled lad hahaha
Written like a true seething wagelet x
>>
Not my fault I'm a fat scrounger. It my daddy fault it my thyroid fault
>>
File: ScreenShot49.jpg (433 KB, 1920x1088)
433 KB JPG
>>84514868
what Lollers MEANT by this is that he was also starting Skyrim at the same time as me.

>i used to be an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the ear!

see lads? haven't even beaten the first dungeon yet, and i already know all the memes.
>>
>>84515043
Would very much like to spaff inside one and produce a ginger sprog or two
>>
>>84515073
They tend to have very very pink vaginas.
>>
File: Frog necking beer.gif (1.72 MB, 273x271)
1.72 MB GIF
On me 4th wokkle so 10 left x
>>
>>84515044
I'm self employed and cash bought my home lad I'm not jealous of your scrounging lol. What's the plan when your parents die, you really happy to get into your 40s, 50s 60s as a fat scrounger alone in an inherited house where you can't afford a new boiler? Or a council allocated shithole surrounded by violent junkies and Somalian pirates? When you were a kid is that what you wanted? Is that really what you wanted your life to amount to? Even for you I'd find that hard to believe.
>>
When can you remove your hard hat on site?

A. When no one's watching
B. Only in designated safe areas
C. After lunch
D. During breaks
>>
You don't know who I am and you can't accept I qualify and deserve the benefits I get. What's up? Did your PIP get turned down at mandatory reconsideration?
>>
>>84515105
>B. Only in designated safe areas

Duh
>>
>>84515111
You're too smart for britfeel
>>
can any Skyrim lads tell me the following:
1. how do i turn off the weird focus blur thing? (bloom?) i just want the game to look normal all the time.
2. why can't i navigate the menus with a mouse? it's a PC game first and foremost, but it's as though clicking is trying to emulate the equivalent key/controller inputs. hopefully someone understands what i'm talking about, because it's driving me insane.

really like how it tells you if a chest/barrel is empty. makes zero sense but as a pure vidya/quality-of-life feature oh my days that's a stroke of a genius.
>>
>>84515099
>Oh he's fuming
Calm down little lad. Why are you so upset over obvious troll bait?
>>
>>84515096
Take it easy lad, we all know how this ends
>>
>>84515078
Covered in fire pubes, of course.
>>
Bear in mind, even if you somehow manage to get a nice enough council house if they exist it won't stay nice. The country is overpopulated at (officially) 70 million and millions and millions will keep arriving and overrun every social housing area. Turning them into third world slums.
For me the prospect of facing middle/old age jobless with no wife or kids or any social net beyond the government, which can change at any point, is like existentially disgusting. Eventually you will be an old man getting raped with a broom handle by Nigerian carers. It's not good lad.
>>
What does the G stand for in SGA?
>>
>>84515126
Yes, the whitest skin ever with bright orange pubes, and a bubblegum pink pussy.
>>
>>84515118
Settings > Display
Turn Depth of Field off I think

2) Try this? dunno : https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/12604
>>
>>84515122
I'm not fuming, I think I made a point you've probably never thought about thar deeply but it seems you can only communicate in stale memes.
>>
>>84515131
Gay. It's an unusual middle name but it was quite popular 150 years ago.
>>
>>84515142
Someone on my Grandmas side up hexham way her first name was Gay
>>
>wagwan stick de broom oop he bum hole! stick man ting!
You're sitting there getting sodomised on video, thin hospital clothes drenched in your own piss. Thinking back, was it worth it? Just to have a few more hours to play computer games? Really?
>>
File: 1336167623998.png (3 KB, 429x410)
3 KB PNG
>When you see a customer entering the store, do you say:
>A. 'Hello, I'm [name], can I help you today?'
>B. 'Welcome, let me know if you need anything.'
>C. 'pissy pissy poo poo.'
>D. None of the above.

>That's right, D! Because our store doesn't HAVE 'customers', it has 'guests'.
>>
Why's he thinking about people getting sodomised?
>>
I personally couldn't be a scrounger because I love my mum and I'd feel like shit if her parenting efforts amounted to a dole scrounger.
She's your mum so, she will be okay with whatever, but other mums and other people will judge her as a shit mum based on how you do in life. That's how it works. Couldn't do that to her myself.
>>
>>84515181
He's very obsessed with black men's penises, isn't he? Bit gay if you ask me.
>>
>yes my darren got a promotion lol doesnt seem that long ago he was off to uni so what's your boy up to these days
>scrounging the dole, pissing in bottles in the upstairs room. He did a shower last month so he's doing well lately
>oh...
>>
I need to find a based racist zoomette
>>
>>84515211
Horrific when you think about it as a mother. Women care about this stuff.
>>
>>84515136
>Turn Depth of Field off I think
corrr thanks lad that did it! was worried it would be some option buried in an .ini somewhere.
maybe if it was subtle it'd be fine but why would i want a game to be blurry like MY eyes are adjusting...?
Half-Life 2: Lost Coast, you have a lot to answer for.

>2) Try this? dunno : https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/12604
seems more geared at 'power users' i guess. but i wonder if
>easier to use with mouse and keyboard
means they were aware of the problem. it feels like when a game is designed for consoles then ported to PC, if that makes sense.

i just want to click on things ;_;
>>
What's your lad up to these days? Still on the dole has he not found a job yet? How old is he now?
>35
>>
>he's still not sure what he wants to do with his life
>>
>>84515219
>SkyUI is a mod that aims to improve Skyrim's user interface on the PC, by making it easier to use with mouse and keyboard, less wasteful of available screen space, and nicer to look at.

Worth a try since you seem autistic about it
>>
>>84514776
Pork chops too but with risotto milanese, it lush 4x
>>
Pork chops aren't nice, dunno why people eat them
>>
>>84515131
Gary, it's in the lorechives
>>
Not heard from S Garry A for a while, I hope he didn't get knocked out by a Wetherspoons bouncer
>>
File: okay..jpg (51 KB, 736x736)
51 KB JPG
my mother wrote a short story during lockdown. it was about how there was a bigger, future wave of Covid and everyone in the immediate/extended family was doing their bit to help society.

so there were paragraphs dedicated to Uncle X using his army training to escort people to safe hubs, and Cousin Y using his programming skills to do research and help find a cure, etc.

it got to me and she wrote two sentences like
>He stayed calm and strong in his flat, as always. He had enough supplies to last him years if need be, and his favourite books to keep him entertained.
>>
>>84515131
Lets cut to the chase you're wondering if it's Gay and you are correct. Sean Gay Alien.
>>
File: Apu 1731.png (613 KB, 1000x667)
613 KB PNG
Garn shop for some more wooze nows don't want to run out x

It's what britfeel want x
>>
Sad benefit scrounging alcoholic gives hourly update on their sad life
>>
I used some very sharp nail clippers to slice open part of my hand where I could feel a lump. I removed the entire top layer of skin (epidermis) exposing the bloody dermis underneath. There is a small white lump there.

I used a pin to try to pierce it, thinking maybe it contains fluid I could drain, or something hard that I could squeeze out, but it was too painful, so I abandoned that idea.

What do I do now?
>>
Sean is still a big supporter of the BNP, after all he was voted as the young face of the party many years ago. So today he decided to vote for the BNP as a write in candidate like he usually does to keep the spirit alive.
>>
File: kek.jpg (32 KB, 720x439)
32 KB JPG
>>84515302
>the chase
Never watched it mate
>>
when did people on this site become so easy to wind up? I wasn't even trying and ive sent someone into a massive meltdown.
>>
>>84514951
then they should offer me a job
>oh no, we don't intend to help solve any of the problems we create for you every day
t. neurotypicals
>>
>>84515345
Who's on a melty this time?
>>
>>84515250
>Worth a try since you seem autistic about it
maybe if there's some basic option they figured out, sure. i wouldn't even be surprised if it's in the base game, buried way somewhere. useRawMousePosition or summat.

but this was a known problem with PC ports in e.g. the 2000s. e.g. rather than a first-person shooter just use the mouse the way a PC (real) FPS game would, it'd use the mouse movements to simulate the motions on an analogue stick or some other nonsense.

i don't think this is autism, i don't even think it's that anal-retentive tbqh. using 'WASD' works perfectly and it's obvious that's what they intend. but imagine if a game like RollerCoaster Tycoon worked this way: you weren't clicking 'Buy RollerCoaster' you were actually accelerating the cursor towards the 'Buy RollerCoaster' menu item.

well i say it not okay. not okay at all.
>>
Imagine the woke left winger opening seans postal vote for the BNP. I wonder if they took his details down at the same time?
>>
>>84515345
i know what you mean. i just wrote three paragraphs about how the menus in Skyrim work, when the anon i replied to was pretty chill.

maybe it's a general tension in the air.
>>
The Chase was good tonight. 22 grand, split between 3. Quality TV.
>>
>>84515378
One of my colleagues went on The Chase. He did terribly and left the company out of embarrassment because people always referenced it
>>
>>84515383
The dark side of The Chase nobody talks about
>>
5 days until PIP.

absolutely freezing atm and while the meter isn't going up, i might get an electric heater. can always return it 27 days later when it gets sunny.
>>
>>84515310
Shut the fuck up you utter boring cunt
>>
>I garn vote for the bnp hitler party
>t. NOT sean gay alien
>>
Diversity is our greatest strength
>>
>>84515346
Of course lad. Nobody non-nt has ever worked or done anything with their life beyond scrounging.
>>
HHL is a racist little cunt. That's why I dislike him. Simple as.
>>
File: Apu 933.jpg (68 KB, 655x674)
68 KB JPG
Your year 7 bullying tier tactics won't work on me. I'm bully-proof.
>>
File: 1764203100093742.jpg (782 KB, 1535x2048)
782 KB JPG
>Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.

I'm Red
>>
>>84515365
don't think it works that way desu. pretty sure they discard the outer envelope first.
>>
File: aman-bog.png (706 KB, 598x883)
706 KB PNG
lmfao are Reform being serious with this? This guy IS the uncontrolled migration. Probably came over in the Boriswave

It's like an actual sitcom, I would piss myself laughing if he came to my door talking about migration
>>
>>84515403
Working isn't doing something with your life you brainwashed goycattle
>>
File: Apu 434.png (379 KB, 512x512)
379 KB PNG
IM BULLYPROOF NOTHING TO LOSE
FIRE AWAY FIRE AWAY

https://youtu.be/KxnpFKZowcs
>>
New Boards of Canada song is class. Very Geogaddi-like x
>>
>>84515403
i don't have nepotism to rely on. Either the government gives me a job or no one does.
>>
>>84515415
Seems like you've been comprehensively bullied into getting yourself banned multiple times little lad
>>
>fake autism cope failed
>quick! political cope!
Hahahaha
>>
>>84515415
Lad, please do another mega so I can post Apus' and send obsessed mong into a melty. x
>>
>>84515424
By definition it is. Enlighten me what you find superior. Playing Runescape eating slop in your cum stained tesco joggies? Lol
>>
>>84515415
I'll just spark you out then little gimp
>>
The chairman is back! The chairman is back! All hail the helper regime!
>>
Me? I just wish I could be Helper's friend IRL. He seems really cool
>>
Wee little faggots
>>
>>84515447
You're brainwashed lol
>>
>>84515429
Bro how many copes do you cycle through every day. You don't need nepotism when you actually try at school. Let me guess not possible because the teacher didn't tell you all the answers?
>muh neurodiversity
>muh politics
>muh nepotism
You are a scrounger because you want to be. If those factors were changed you would still be a scrounger. You lack self reflection and have no interest in anything besides sitting on your arse. Getting a job handed to you wouldn't change anything. You wouldn't take it.
>muh muh muh muh
Yeah couldn't be you're just lazy. Nooo anything but that. Lol
>>
>>84515468
That's a yes then lol I was spot on.
>scrounging the dole is actually woke
>im not the sheeple
>im Neo
Hahahaha
>>
File: Apu 1342.jpg (50 KB, 600x800)
50 KB JPG
New era is it not x
Welper regime loyalists are on the march x
>>
HEIL FUCKING HELPER
HOWS IT SHOULD FUCKING BE X
>>
File: tipi warrior.jpg (49 KB, 520x672)
49 KB JPG
>>84515383
lass at my school's uncle was on The Apprentice. the task was to create a cereal advert and he made a song about 'Pants Man', a superhero making sure people aren't SO tired in the morning that they put their pants on over their clothes (???)

weird stuff and he got eliminated (the lass SPOILED it for us all reee). bloke never heard the end of it from his work/family. wonder if he still gets it to this day.
>>
HHL is the ONLY based scrounger in this thread to be honest. At least he's honest. He wants to doss.
>noo its actually an elaborate political ideology and i have a really serious mental disability and my dad didnt love me and and and and
Going on like that as a man in your 30s is insane.
>>
>>84515483
You spend your entire life at work so a jew can buy another yatch lol
Bet you took the vax too
>>
helperlad did you lose your 4chan pass? not twolling just curious lad x
>>
>it da jooooo why im a scrounger
Hahahahahahahaha
>>
>>84515506
He confirmed it yesterday that it still works
>>
File: takemeout.jpg (30 KB, 362x220)
30 KB JPG
i'm sure we're all emotionally-resilient lads here on /britfeel/ but imagine going on Take Me Out. i remember a few of the blokes at the end going
>haha, gonna be getting ribbed by me mates for weeks!

not weeks, pal. and not just your mates.
>>
>>84515503
More post-hoc logic. Scroungers love doing this huh. You are a scrounger because you want to be. You weren't pissing about in the bottom set at school and signing on the dole because you saw through the matrix. You have always been a bone idle scrounger. You then developed political beliefs at a later stage in life which you retroactively fit into your life as a cope. If you can't understand that yourself you are very low IQ/low EQ.
>>
Britfeel doesn't speak for me. I do. Pipes down x
>>
>>84515553
Cheesy edish
>>84515553
Cheesy edish
>>
>>84515469
I did okay at school. What I lacked was the social skills that people typically use to get a job, and the ability traverse a world of unspoken rules that everyone seems to understand but me.
>>
>>84515499
My problems didn't go away after my 20's, because that's not how autism works, and I'm too old to give a shit anymore. I just tell people how it is.
>>
>>84515605
If you are on this site communicating perfectly well as you do, I know "autism" here means you are socially awkward and don't shower. You are using that word as if you're in the same category as lads who can't speak banging their head off the wall. It's dishonest.
>i can cook, clean the house, i can figure out Linux, i can do tech support for my mother but other than that im like a braindead vegetable
You can do plenty when it's all for yourself. Weird how that works.
>>
>>84515594
So get good at something enough that you can compensate for being poor at interpersonal skills. You get a pass for autism when you have other skills. Are you not interested in anything? Isn't that an autistic thing?
>>
>after my 20's
So you are a very big boy and you're still infantalising yourself as a helpless little baby. Grim.



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.