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my neighbors wind chimes are about to put me into psychosis
>you know what would improve my life?
>the din of cheap chineseum metals clanging together 247
what is wrong with people?
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you should go visit them with a firearm and let them know how you feel
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>>84513395
Wind chimes are peak. You suck for disliking them. I prefer wood over metal depending on thickness of the chimes.
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>>84513404
they sound like butt ass you have bad taste
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this but it's a dog barking and according to 4chinz I am a brown muslim because I have a problem with a large dog barking incessantly at 3 AM echoing around the neighborhood
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>>84513429
my mom has two yappers she keeps in the house that bark at me Every. Single. Time. i enter the house or make any movement that causes noise. shes and awful dog owner and chose the dog breed that is notoriously one of the most stubborn and most difficult to train. it drives me insane.
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>>84513395
What is wrong with you?
Master your fucking mind.
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People doing annoying shit with and around their homes involving animals, sounds and smells is so fucking triggering.
What's crazy is the HoA will send you a letter over a tiny weed in your front yard, but they will let dog barking go on all day and all night and they will let people start a cat breeding program, with kittens and feral cats in heat screaming 24/7.
I really wish I could just poison all of them.
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I only like the big hollow wood ones if you enjoy metal hitting metal you're a fucking psycho
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>>84513404
I love the occasional sound of it but I don't think I could withstand it all day long
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>>84513484
I fucking HATE my HOA. They fined me $60 for having a decoration "out of season" but people are allowed to break the rules whenever they want if they know the right people. No flower pots on the steps UNLESS YOU ARE CANDANCE. No sheds UNLESS YOU ARE STEVE. Ohhh a neighbor has complained about you 6 times and we sent 3 letters to your house and now you have to go before the board. Bwuhh you never recieved the letters? TOO BAD! Oh... the neighbor was full of shit... well.. ok guess you win... Then the neighbor tapes a fucking letter to my door asking to "make peace" and I crumple it and throw it away and the nigger feels so uncomfortable he moves out after only living next to me for 5 fucking months. I still fantasize about finding where he is now and murdering him for trying to get me evicted
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>>84513395
See >>84513429
You need to get alarge loud dog and let it bark 24/7. Fight fire with fire.
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Lawd, I remember my neighbours from 17 years ago hanging them outside. Fucking psychos.

>>84513404
>>84513490
Based
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>>84513429
I have a dog and never let him get more than 1-2 woofs out in the backyard before I hush him and take him inside those people need a fucking reality check. I have neighbors behind me that got puppy a year ago and act just like your neighbor. I got so pissed and drunk a couple weeks ago I went out and started screaming back at it BARK, BARK, BARK until they took it in
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>>84513502
>even bothering to put up decorations
...
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>>84513514
I'm not a jehovas witness I celebrate holidays
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>>84513521
???
what an insane response. You deserved to be evicted by that black person and the fine.
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>>84513513
There's a faggot dog up my street going auauauau....auauauauau..... for an hour or two every single fucking evening. If he was any closer/louder, I would dedicate my evenings to barking back at the cunt.
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>>84513539
if you tried barking back at the dog that does that next door, you would be standing there barking for 2 hours. The entire reason it does that is because it's neglected and doesn't get walked. It's an abuse case.
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>>84513536
How is that insane? Calm the fuck down. You are exposing your ignorance right now over a small joke. Jehovahs witnesses don't celebrate most holidays it's common knowledge
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>>84513551
>how is that insane?
>proceeds to go apeshit for no reason
yeah like i said. unhinged.
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>>84513550
>if you tried barking back at the dog that does that next door, you would be standing there barking for 2 hours.
...that was the point
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>>84513513
i have dogs too
they bark a bit if someone cones to the doir but theyre mostly quiet
i hate noise
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>>84513559
I have no idea what upset you to begin with and suspect you know me somehow, only thing that makes sense. Weird
>>84513617
Exactly I get defensive when people are mean towards dog owners because I am ON my dog like white on rice at any peep
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>>84513395
I'm in psychosis right now God damn it!! GOD DAMN IT!, I'm fucked COMPLETELY out of my MENTAL STATUS
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>>84513627
the thing that sucks about dogs is that the incessant barking and the shit everywhere is like less than 1% of dog owners but it makes us all look terrible
i did a stakeout for a few weeks on piles of dog shit everywhere and it was literally one person
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>>84513395
My neighbors are all assholes. I was in a little antiques store and saw this wind chime. not dainty sounds. it made a sound like a ship's bell. I bought it and installed it behind my fence where no one could see it. On windy days and nights it sounds like a yacht is moored in the neighborhood. fuck my neighbors.
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>>84513661
I agree with you 100%. I was once walking my dog and he sniffed something, guess what? It was bagged shit some nigger hid under a hosta. WTF? Imagine bagging your dogs shit then hiding it instead of taking it home to throw away. If I saw someone do that I'd beat their ass or at min scream at them
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>>84513661
Yeah incessant barking is not normal, it's from dogs who are neglected/abused. I live in a 55+ gated community and these people don't walk their dogs, they just leave them to roam the porch all day, old people dogs never see pavement. It's double cruelty. It's cruel for them to own pets and its cruel to not allow them to own pets.
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thinking ofbleaving a card in their box, dont want them know its me...

not sure you were aware of how much the sound of your wind chimes carries
we all live out here because we love the peaceful sounds of nature, not the clinging and clattering of metal 24 hours a day
love, your neighbor
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>>84513502
That's fucked, man. I'm so glad my neighborhood doesn't have an HoA.
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>>84513703
Kek buying a ship's fog horn to loudly blast and assert dominance on my neighbours
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>>84513404
Only the ultra expensive ones sound any good and would still get old after hearing them for too long. The cheap ones sound like soup cans banging together in comparison, which gets old instantly.
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>>84513404
This. Wooden wind chimes sound awesome.
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>>84514594
soup cans would at least be a quieter lower pitch
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>>84514806
Oh okay. So the high pitch might be piercing your walls and windows and causing wakefulness and subtle anxiety (monkeys being killed scream in high pitch and warn other monkeys to escape). Also, the pitch of two of the chimes may sound okay on their own but makes a dissonant pitch when combined.
Basically, your neighbor is accidentally waging sonic warfare on everyone and science can prove it.



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