You virgins underestimate how bad this area smells on average.If you're fucking a girl after her school or work it's basically a given that you'll have to tolerate varying degrees of air contaminated by asshole sweat or leftover shit smell from farts. Why does nobody talk about it? Because dudes are just happy to be there, sticking it in a wet cave makes you forget about these small hurdles.>hnnghh i want stinky fembot i want to lick stinky armpits too and feet please dont showershut the fuck up, pussy. You'd lose your boner and cry if your hookup didn't take a shower in the past 6 hours. It's always the dogs that bark the loudest.
>>84514481>shut the fuck up, pussy. You'd lose your boner and cry if your hookup didn't take a shower in the past 6 hours. It's always the dogs that bark the loudest.projecting faggot
>>84514486obviously not since I dont go around making delusional virgin threads about wanting a fembot that never showers. You feel called out if anything.
>>84514481you're probably right, I'm very sensitive to body odor
>cry if your hookup didn't take a shower in the past 6 hours.if youre a fag, ive raw dogged a girl after hiking, pheromones exist for a reason. sex deprived robots would coom.
>>84514645Buddy, I understand calling asshole sweat and dry urine "pheromones" is more erotic, but sorry to burst your bubble - we aren't dogs.
>>84514729waaah I cant get it up and she has to shower 30 seconds before we have sex or else I get upset waaaahim not your fucking buddy, guy. Sort your impotence out.
>>84514481Yeah you're probably right.Im a virgin, though and get kind of turned on by the smell of my own crotch and ball sweat, so I imagine that a girl's own body odor would be kind of the same. I know that humans can't really detect "pheremones" but i've read that men do find female body smells to be arousing.
>>84514834you sort your reading comprehension, faggot
>>84514862I'm reaching the conclusion, based on evidence and reasoning that you are a faggot, inferring that you must be impotent if your dick doesn't work around a slightly smelly pussy as evidenced by your projection cope post>You'd lose your boner and cry if your hookupyou mean you would, because your a gay faggot.
>>84514481You are a virgin. I love nothing more than sniffing girls pussies and assholes..the pure pheromone stink that it has is intoxicating
>>84514874>evidenceno evidence>reasoningretard like you is not the authority on reasoning>projection cope postthe last section is clearly meant to illustrate the irony that someone with a more grounded and realistic outlook has higher tolerance than barking wannabe freak virgins in this board.This is why it's important not to skip required reading material in school, kids.
>>84514899all I'm reading is>waaah im fucking gay and dont like pussy if its not odourless and now im coping because ive dug myself into a gay little holeits fine if youre a homosexual but stop trying to ward virgins off of pussy, they'd love it, even if it was a little bit stinky. I'm also doing a doctorate in stem rn so youre also a double nigger for attempting to paint me as some sort of simpleton.
>>84514481You're right but you're wasting your time giving a reality check to these porn brainrotted losers and desperate simps. I remember one time when I was very horny I tried to fuck my ex gf right after she had just got off work and the smell traumatized me basically I got severe post nut clarity before cumming and bailed had her go shower. That moment always stuck with me because of how much her ass smelled. Wasn't her fault it was mine for rushing into it, that was my reality check. She was a skinny white girl too not like anything outstandingly gross. People get lost in fantasies forgetting humans are literally apes we're just animals with all the nastiness that comes with it. All these terminally online people that obsess over "sweaty women" pictures of anime girls and athletes dripping sweat talking like they would lick it seriously stfu you phony faggots you would hurl and gag if you tried to do that in real life.
>>84514481If you don't enjoy the smell of healthy female genitals, I'm sorry you're gay.
>>84514957>traumatized me basically>That moment always stuck with me>phony faggots you would hurl and gag if you tried to do that in real life.holy shit youre fucking gay dude, talking about it like you hit an IED in iraq or some shit haahahah >>84514960ultimately, this. Extreme shit like 5 days in the wilderness maybe not but a pussy shouldn't stink so badly after a few hours that it traumatises someone, UNLESS shes unhealthy and has a fucked up pussy with a yeast infection or something then that would make sense OR if shes been on her period and hes been having period shits/ bleeding all day then no. OR shes american and has a terrible terrible diet of corn syrup that destroys her gut microbiome causing her to smell weird constantly. But no European woman with a good diet ever smelled that disgusting.
>>84514938>all I'm reading isyeah that's where the problem lies
Girlstink is beyond sexy, love the smell of a pussy after its done peeing>>84514834>im not your fucking buddy, guylolololololoolololololololo
>>84514960another braindead virgin that thinks dried out wet girl farts smell good
>>84515014>attempting a snarky reply because he knows hes cornered and has dug himself into a homosexual holecheckm8, I accept your concession that you are a massive benderRead the below and sign on the line accepting the statement.''I, anon, accept that I am a gay little man and apologise on behalf of the r9k community for posting such a terrible thread.''_____________
>>84514938>>84515002You can tell you're a fucking simp loser that has never lived with a woman before. And your overly angsty attacking response just shows you're upset by what we're saying not that you actually have life experience to refute it. Sorry to break your porn fantasies faggot but ya sweaty or unshowered women stink. OP isn't telling you dorks don't pursue women he's just saying get a grip and stop obsessing over pussy with porn brain.
>>84515046low iq, low T (worse emotional regulation), high cortisol, textbook example on display
This is only a problem in unenlightened countries that haven't widespread bidets.You should ideally be washing your genitals and anus both three, if not four times a day. This is made incredibly easy if you have a bidet. An American has to wait until he gets home so he can shower.
>>84515068It is already confirmed you have homosexual tendencies and you yourself are high cortisol, low T if you cannot handle the natural smell of a woman after 6 hours post shower, which is why you made this very thread.>>84515064I actually have lived with 3 prior girlfriends and currently I am married. I am well aware of how women work and I am saying that if a healthy womans scent causes you to have afghanistan levels of PTSD then you are simply on the LGBT spectrum. Which you and OP clearly are. Healthy women do not smell that bad and you yourself are overly emotional whilst I am shitposting whilst at work.
>>84515093>ideallyideally for whom? In case you have a random quickie in a cafe after classes?
>>84514481I read this while I was eating cereal and I kind of lost my appetite. Fuck you op
>>84515093This is 100% an american thread where they never bathe and dont even wash their anuses and smell permanently foul due to their corn syrup diets.
>>84515114you dont believe our phony larpers in the thread? dry discharge is a great addition to cereal, pheromonesss broo>>84515132another virgin retard with no reading comprehension, incredible. And they say slavery is bad. You people are selectively bred for it.
>>84515100>womans scent causes you to have afghanistan levels of PTSDYour hyperbole of what we're saying just continues to show how much you're full of shit you're not convincing anyone. Should have said you had 5 girlfriends and two wives I guess kek fucking faggot. You're making up a strawman to attack and basically all you have to say is "Y-you're g-gay!". You're probably the same kind of delusional retard that parrots that line that "asians don't have body odor" when they're just nose blind to their own scent. Go touch grass.
>>84515107>ideally for whom?Everyone. Cleanliness is a virtue.
>>84515093Americans ACTUALLY BELIEVE that washing yourself with this is a homosexual act.Big Toilet Paper has done a number on their mind over the decades.
>>84515154>>84514957Now youre trying to deflect from your ridiculous post where you state that it ''traumatised'' you and that it always stuck with you (beyond gay)>implying that having previous girlfriends and being married is so ridiculous that it is a made up point.so youve outed yourself there because you cannot conceive of the idea of there being men on here with experience with women. Also asians absolutely do smell so stop trying to make up additional points. Accept that you are on the homosexual spectrum and grow up.
>>84515093yeah I bet you use a bidet without shitting after 6 hours of classes on a damp spring day just so your gay boyfriend doesn't catch you lacking
>>84515161Europoors and gooks love to obsess over attacking Americans about toilets and shoes yet the reality is I've known plenty of people with bidet toilets and that take off their shoes off at the door at home is pretty common practice. You insecure faggots just desperately want something to "punch down" to us on because you got nothing else kek so petty.
>>84515154stop replying to him, he literally doesnt engage with presented arguments and just goes on his schizo tirades
>>84515187I am American and hate how retarded Americans are. Why are bidets not standard features in every toilet in the country? I don't care if you know some of the 10% of people who have one in their home.
>>84515191The presented arguments that youre fucking gay and cannot accept it and are doing insane gymnastics to cope? those arguments that ive replied to but you cannot read properly. The very simple argument (if you can read this) is this:you are a bit gay because you spaz over the tame, natural scents that a woman may emit, after several hours or so after showering, were not talking days, periods or infections either, whilst implying that ''virgins'' would react so heavily to such smells that they would lose their boners and cry, which is a ridiculous statement.
>>84515176>wahh you're gay I win I win!You sound like a twelve year old faggot.Imagine being this butthurt over some discourse that ya in the real world women stink sometimes for sex. What a delusional fucking loser. This is why anybody with half a brain leaves this shithole and doesn't bother earnestly contributing to threads. You can't discuss anything without some contrarian egotistical twit like you that has to make it a competition and piss poor excuse to insult other men. What a insecure little man you are ya you're so "alpha" for pretending to love the smell of sweat and shit to a bunch of losers on the internet keep telling yourself that.
>>84515220goddamn faggot I bet you're the one that gets told to shut up in your relationship
>>84515227>This is why anybody with half a brain leaves this shithole and doesn't bother earnestly contributing to threads. You can't discuss anything without some contrarian egotistical twit like you that has to make it a competition and piss poor excuse to insult other men. What a insecure little man you are ya you're so "alpha" for pretending to love the smell of sweat and shit to a bunch of losers on the internet keep telling yourself that.I'm not even remotely butthurt, youve lost it and you dont belong here or ever belonged here you summerfag. Look at you absolutely losing it over me poking fun at OP using the tamest of insults.
>>84515248as if youd rule out both morning sex and having sex after going to a club purely because its been a few hours. OP truly is a faggot.
>>84515028I'm married and enjoy huffing my aspie neetwife's pubes
>>84515285>your comment is not original enough
>>84515315maybe you have a really sensitive nose? id get that checked buddy.
>>84514481I love if when is smells, but just a tiny hint, not really bad. Gets my dick hard just thinking about it. I love that she has the dark discoloration around her asshole. and i love the pussy with a little exposed labia, better then a perfect innie as far as i am concerned. no hate to the woman with innies though When is smells really bad it does kill your boner. But wet wipes exist and you need to be a man and straight up tell her. When a woman wants you she usually keeps it nice and clean, trims it, matches panties with bra etc.
I wanna sniff it bros
female asshole is a goated scent and i would literally bottle it and sell it if i could.OP is literally just a fag and probably would prefer a cock over a woman.enjoy never having a woman sit on your face while you eat her pussy or asshole. Enjoy never doing backshots because you might get turned off by a whiff of her butt.QUEER SHIT
>>84515549Just rub your finger on your asshole and sniff it, its identical
>>84514481All of this can be solved by just taking a fucking shower. What kind of homosexual rambling is this? You believe women don't need to take showers or like hygiene doesn't apply to them? Would you rather suck on a man's washed penis because in this black and white scenario you've created only women are unhygienic while men are pristine and take care of themselves to the nth degree? What a faggot. Yes, everyone knows if you don't take a shower you smell or if you don't clean yourself properly you'll smell. I'll even add on to your homo paragraph and say that fat women tend to have smellier assholes because they can't reach their assholes. That is where the plapjak meme comes from getting a whiff of ass.
>>84515629when me and my gf shower she props one leg up and toots her little but to the left to scrub her cute little butthole its the best bros>your postoh...sorry uhhhhh YEAH OP IS A HOMOSEXUAL NIGGER HELL YEAH o algo
>>84515664Nigga you described an issue of hygiene that can be solved by taking a shower. Faggot ass nigga your whole entire spiel was suspect and could be indicative of some latent homosexual desires
>>84515690OP is absolutely kvetching over being called gay multiple times
>>84515690uh no i just wanted to brag about showering with my gf to give people suifuelnot sure how that makes me gay though
>>84515776Why would we care about some anon and his 5/10 gf showering? How old are you? You are very insecure.
years ago when i was showering with my gf i would always make her wash me like she was in italy in a nursing home washing an old patient there. don't know why
>>84515868kek im just meming dude calm down for all you know i might not even have a gfalso im 25 and very self-assured thank you much
>>845157111) this guy isnt me2) there's no way for me to be gayer than these low t virgins with probably ambiguous sexuality
>>84515896erm my test is actually really high and i like tall women with big butts like jennifer lawrence
>>84515776This nigga tried bragging about his gf in the most convoluted and homosexual way possible. "ew, vaginas can be so gross and smell so disgusting if women don't take showers except when me and my gf take a shower and she cleans her disgusting, nasty smelling, penis shrivelling vagina then we have sex. Haha, i'm straight, everyone believe me" Nigga kill yourself fucking retard
>>84515914dude im not op im a random guy being goofy in the thread stop being schizophrenia lmao
How do those "manly, men", country side brutes do it and have no issues at all with these sort of things? Why are we city boys so bad at looking past these things, or even enjoy them?Can we rewire our brains to enjoy some regular body filth?>once a gf I had at the time>she was in heat>also it was those days of the month>we did the deed with a condom>finish>all fine>remove me peepee>it looked exactly how the baby alien looked after coming out of the chest of that guy>image of dark blood pieces and ooze burned into my mind forever>thank God I had a condomGuys, be careful out there.
>>84515966period sex is hot i enjoy it i just dont give oral
>>84515895?? Are you trying to confuse us?
>>84516041literally yes i came to derail the thread by being goofy i didn't even read the OP
>>84514481Use a wet wipe and then paper towel on her. Rinse and repeat. If she's embarrassed she will clean up prior. If she's into it then you better kink fast
>>84516059if you're having a quick doggie, who cares
>>84514481fag OP doesn't understand anything about anything and needs to shut the fuck up
>>84514481You sound like a homosexual. Girl feet smell best when they've been in shoes all day. I've given a girl a foot rub right after she got off work and my cock was diamonds from her foot smell. It lingered on my hands for hours after and I sniffed them while I jerked off after. I also loved her armpit musk. It's cute when girls try to act all dainty and pretend their natural smells are gross but also annoying because they rush to shower it off. I showered with a girl after walking around outside all day in a Florida summer and I had to get on my knees in the shower before she could get a chance to rinse away her musk. It was intoxicating.
>>84516079Still depends on how clean she is. Lots of girls have issues with rank pussy/ass because of moisture leads to yeast bacteria (same as guys crotch rot, athletes foot, dandruff). Once they happens she needs to go to doctor for internal meds for pussy and a hydrocortisone with steroids. The plain shit at the pharmacy wont help.
>>84514481>your hookupYes if she was just some sextoy maybe I wouldn't be able to overcome The Smell. But if I actually loved her then I would love her smell too. You dumbass.
>>84514481female genitals don't smell like roses? whaaaaaat dude
>>84516873check the thread and see how many virgin retards think otherwise
I'm a virgin but I've heard multiple friends have similar experiences. It seems the tolerance one has for sex stink differs, but the idea that not liking stinky women makes you gay is silly.
we always shower right before sex
