All you have to do is be nice to them and they'll do whatever you want.
>>84519042Yes, this is well known through all time. What about it?
>>84519042>Note: many women fail this simple task.
>>84519042do the women know this??
>>84519042Shut the fuck up. Don't let them know. Women are too cunty to just notice this on their own.
>>84519255>>84519268The government and all media has thankfully got our backs, menbros. They'll never give this secret knowledge to women.
IIRC guys can't actually form friendships because the only reason they get close to someone is to have sex with them
>>84519042>be nice to them and they'll do whatever you want.im too suspicious for that>wheres the camera?
>>84519511Why? Do you have something to hide?
>>84519443Men and women can't befriend each other because one of them always wants to have sex with the other.Men can befriend each other just fine.Women can't befriend each other because they despise each other.
>>84519532>you have something to hidewho wants to know
>>84519443we can't be CLOSE friends with a woman, someone you rely on and trust on a deep level.If a guy is in a relationship, that's walking a very dangerous line. If he's not, a relationship is the obvious next step.friendship with women is always an intermediate step, it will either move up or down.
>>84519042Surely women won't fail this simple task
>>84519545I see women hanging out and having fun together all the time at work. Most of the men keep to themselves while working unless they have to be together for something.
>>84519561The person you might potentially rape if she's unlucky enough to run into one of many guys who rape women?
>>84519584>the women hang out and have fun all the time at work>the men do actual workNot surprising.
>>84519268They already know. When I was 10, I had a massive crush on a girl at school and she caught me staring. I was extremely embarrassed and shy. She kept teasing me and asking for things because she knew I would comply. It's hardwired into them. They know before they even know their name because daddy favours them
>>84519443>IIRC guys can't actually form friendships because the only reason they get close to someone is to have sex with themskill issuesome of my best friends are women but I have the unique cheat of knowing them before puberty so my brain probably thinks they're siblings or something
>>84519042Moids, would you let this woman do whatever she wants to you if she smiled at you and gave you flowers?
>>84520261the first gf wasn't much better and the traumatic experiences and suicidal urges go away after the first half dozen times or so and then she just becomes "normal"
>>84520261This woman is not giving anyone flowers because she'd eat them first
>>84519830>women do work together and get done faster than the men working aloneFunny how that works.
>>84519042it's true but we can also tell most of the time. you are not as subtle as you think.
>>84519042>Everyone is horrible to men both other men and women>Men want to be loved>Men do whatever it takes so others are nice to themHmm>Im gonna be nice to men, just for a laugh, lets see what happens>OMG they love me, what the fuck, its that easy?>eww>Anyway, I leave the option now to be horrendous against them later if I want/need to>Men are stupid
I find being moody makes my bf do more for me because it activates his insecurities. If we have a fight he just starts doing chores like a sim to patch things up
>>84520348You're right, that is a funny joke. Good one, anon.
>>84520371>gf gets moody for no reason for the nth time>decide she's probably not into me anymore>tell her we should maybe spend more time apart>she thinks i'm cheating>it's over in a flashthis is what would probably happen with me
>>84520371it makes me get drunk and ghost my gf for the rest of the day out of mutual self preservation of me not bashing her brains out>tfw no boring gf that doesn't stir up shit
>>84519443That's awesome why am I supposed to clutch my pearls over humans wanting to have sex and companionship with humans who cuddle em and suck em. Fuck off to your church.
>>84520261uhhh that's actually a dude. so no
>tfw will never have a fembot gf that's nice to me
>>84519042a smart man sees past that bullshit
>>84519042>boysftfy. Proper self-sufficient well adjusted men don't give a shit. Always being nice is a part of a social contract to maintain a shallow picture of a civilized, good society.You're completely mistaken that adult men will drop everything to run to the woman who wasn't rude or lying for 15 minutes.
