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i just drank some warm milk
it was really tasty
maybe i will be able to fall asleep now
i am all cozy in bed
i sleep naked.... it's the best way to sleep imo
i'm trans btw
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Good night trans anon!
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>the original gay shitposter watching his minions roam /r9k/
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>>84519616
i am rather concerned that i will be unable to sleep, but thank you for the well wishes!
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Hopefully you die in your sleep tonight !
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>>84519629
that's not a very nice thing to say, anon! goodness
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Why add the last fact? Do you want people telling you go back to /lgbt/?
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>>84519663
hmmm good question
just kind of felt like it i guess. no particular reason, just like there was no particular reason for making this thread
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>>84519649
Sorry, I forgot to add ''in a slow, agonizing and abhorent fashion''
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>>84519606
after drinking the $10 gallon of milk i can never go back to the cheap shit. the two times i was able to get raw milk it was miles better than even the $10 gallon. i dont have the connections to that though. too bad the jews have taken that right from us.
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>>84519606
hi nona
beauty sleep for both of us perhaps
instead of milk i had some coke zero like a moron
i flirt with the idea of sleeping naked but i can never commit
i am also trans
>>84519663
she can say what she wants leave her alone
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>>84519606
>i'm trans btw
geg
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>>84519854
>assuming its a trans woman
all of you perverts are future mass grave occupants
have fun while this lasts
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>>84519951
i am indeed a trans woman though, so they were right
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>>84519606
based nude sleeper
comfiest i've ever been is sleeping nude
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>>84520827
yeah, i highly recommend it. i would try to recommend it to more people, but it's really easy to be misinterpreted as making sexual advances or something, and that's not what i want
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>>84519854
i know who you are and i miss you and your cute body so much can you please accept my friend request again i am eternally sorry
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>>84521072
what's the backstory here? rather curious
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>>84521011
how would cuddling even work, what if they were to accidentally slip it in
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>>84521101
well i mean cuddling with someone while naked is pretty different from when you're sleeping alone lol
if you're sleeping with someone while naked, it's probably to be expected that some mischief occurs
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>>84519606
Do you have a fat ass and/or fat titties?
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Back to lgbt you troons.
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>>84521113
that sounds really sweet, it'd probably be a bad match for me since just merely getting grazed by people in the lower half makes me get a boner, not that i ever have had experience with anyone in cuddling
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>>84521096
She is too hot to talk to me and to kind to realize it and i fumbled because im an autistic chud
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>>84521118
not really. both are moderate yet nicely sized. i'm pretty happy with them. it would feel obscene if they were too large
>>84521129
lol i think you'd probably get used to it over time. people are good at adjusting
>>84521134
chuds deserve nothing so this makes me happy
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>>84521140
how does one obtain a trans girl to adjust with
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>>84521140
Do you have big pouty lips then? Or thick thighs maybe?
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>>84521157
4chan lol, that's probably your best chance
a word of warning, though: most of the ones here are unfortunately not cute. and those of us who are cute tend to have some sort of major malfunction (or else we'd have been scooped up already)
>>84521171
i don't really fall into that aesthetic style. if that's what you're looking for, i'm not a good fit for you
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>>84521181
Well what ARE your best features then? How can you expect a guy to wanna spend his life with you if you can't even do him the decency of having a smoking hot bod?
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>>84521181
any specific boards or generals or threads to look for, and yea some of them are just outright mean for the love of the game
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>>84521186
i am quite cute. i just don't fit the, we'll call it "fertility goddess" aesthetic
you realize there are plenty of others outside of that, right? like, right off the bat, the 90s heroin chic comes to mind. that's more what i personally am into
as for me, i generally fall into the "autistic retard (cute)" camp
>>84521188
hmmm, not sure desu. i haven't been on /lgbt/ in a hot minute. /soc/ is probably going to be a bit more hit or miss... i feel like /r9k/ gets a decent number of threads, but you'd need to be careful: most posting here are probably girlfailures
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>>84521140
Sorry i am not actually a capital C chud i just thought she was a really sweet girl with a rapeable face and body
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>>84521212
i don't really mind girlfailures as long as they're nice to have a convo with and are cute, i'm not too sure with /soc/ since that just seems like hookup culture and /lgbtq/ seems like they'd drag me through the coals for being a tourist or their words of seeming like a chaser
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>>84521223
ugh i need someone to think of me like this fuck my chud(less) life
>>84521225
soc is filled with a bunch of gross whores, but if you filter them out, it's "okay"
lgbt has lots of weird hangups over chasers, but here's a pro-tip: if the tranner you're talking with has a melty over someone being or not being a chaser, she'd probably not be a great fit for you in the first place
they're generally fine with tourists so long as you're nice
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>>84521223
hope she keeps you blocked lil bro actually shes busy rn
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>>84521212
Look, if I work my pecs and arms every week so YOU can have something to play with, the least you can do is give ME something to play with as well. Also your fashion sense is godawful, the 50s is where it's at.
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>>84521237
thank you for the enlightenment, hopefully i'll be able to snag a trans girl to marry
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>>84521250
people are allowed to have differing aesthetic preferences lol it's not that deep
>>84521253
i wish u luck chaserbro
smash her senseless for me when u do
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>>84521262
Yea ig people are allowed to be wrong. Doesn't make it undeserving of criticism.
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>>84521262
i'll rearrange her guts daily thank you bro
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>>84521223
share her nudes
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>>84521273
can i be the girl youre looking for
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>>84521334
maybe, i'd like to know the cutie i'm smashing well though, not like i've ever done it before
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Isn't it quaint that are the very least one of the poster here will kill himself before the end of the year? Or is it over exagerated by transphobe?
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sleep is so good like a little vacation it's all you need, when I feel too bad for gaming or whatever I lay down and rest, but you can't sleep too much there's limits on it, people will get upset. We're never free to be trannies.
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>>84521364
i am a virgin as well so that is quite endearing
i belong in bed soon but if you wanted to chat on disc we could
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>>84521413
hmmm sounds good, send away
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>>84521421
im sorry i do not have a burner so im hesitant to give my tag out
if youre similarly uncomfortable i would understand
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>>84521479
as in having your tag out on the boards or actually talking to your only discord account, we can exchange burner throwaway proton emails or i could send you a burner acc if you'd like
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>>84521531
ive not used a proton email before
if you have any disc tag youd like to share i will add it
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>>84521567
cherrystaralexander
i was able to dig up an old burner !!



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