How wide should foid hips be?
In this case, they are 1.8x her waist
>>84522176This bitch is just fat though
>>84522176enough to easily get pregnant and birth repeatedly
she needs to be much BIGGER
>>84522245>goyAI slop
>>84522176Wide hips makes my retarded monkey brain go ham make em as wide as possible
>>84522176Should I be envious over women like this?I lowkey like my wide shoulders. It gives a better silhouette
>>84522983Wide shoulders are gud, for men at least
>>84522260It's real, she's just fat
>>84522983women are breedable in general, bodyshape unimportant
>>84523018Balanced body i mean. Like op vidrel has like no shoulders. It makes clothes drape weird too.>>84523028Got it
>>84523066>It makes clothes drape weird toothat *could've* been solved by getting tailored clothes, but that's too expensive nowdays>Got ityou'd look cute bred, so don't beat yourself over your shoulders :)
>>84523078>you'd look cute bred, so don't beat yourself over your shoulders :)Im gonna take that as a compliment even though I dont plan on having kids any time soon
>>84522176>>84522190>>84523027This. That heifer is comically obese. Should would probably break the scale.
>>84523122I'm bored and can't talk to women, that's probably the best I could come up with to be honest>>84523123doesn't make her less of a breedable bodypillow
>>84522176im going to look like a twelve year old forever arent ihaha. fuck
>>84522176>>84522184>>84522245this hoe obese
>>84522176very nice>>84522245EVEN BETTER
>>84523150get eating fembot, and get pregnant while you're at it, you'll have a 50 inch bum in no time
>>84522176damn its happening, she left the goldilocks zone
>>84523066I only like feminine girls desu
>>84523150have you thought about eating more food fembot
>>84523173>full speed ahead captain!
>>84522176Can someone explain how she's doing that?
She really is the besthttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1778268550614726.webm
>>84523195doing what? jiggiling?
>>84522176this is the ideal fembot body type desu
She was so hot before she got fat. Tragic
>>84523219>warped, cottage cheese, stretch marks, bit of a pot belly>using filters to make it look less badDo simps really
>>84523366She just keeps better to me, I didn't think it was possible, there's definitely a limit but every time I think she's going to reach it soon she gets fatter and I still love it
>>84523226Like looking like that, whats up with her body? I never see females like that
>>84523390she had that fat distribution at 18 when she started, just less fat so i don't think she had surgery. she has been caught using filters since they glitched out a couple of times but even when the filters glitched she still looked insane.i think we're just seeing a 1 in a billion woman
>>84523407Very lucky she's doing porn then rather than fucking some rich dude
>>84522176>>84522184Wide enough to limit her mobility. Running should be impossible, walking should be a slow waddle.Women are meant for breeding only.
>>84522176I'm starving myself for my trip to Spain btw
>>84523436who are you and why
>>84522176Lowkeydeadinside is a Canadian from Montreal.How does r9k feel about Canadian foids.
>>84523186i eat lots but im built like the cinnamon from the apple jacks commercials. my metabolism just burns everything like it doesnt matter. i ate a whole birthday cake in two days once and i didnt put on any weight at all
>>84523505They're some of the worst in the world, tatted druggies who are only slightly less often obese than Americans
>>84523505i find it difficult to understand what she says, apart from that why would i give a fuck where she's from?
>>84523592I actually thought she was Russian when I first heard her speak.
pear shaped girls are so hot fuuuck, i find 90% of women attractive but these builds make me feral like no other
>>84523622Same. I'm a tits guy but the pixar mom body is the peak of femininity.
This bitch 100% got fat transfers. Not totally against that if done well, but she aint natural thats fo sho.
>>84523704She has no fat injection scars and she has good leg to ass ratio which most don't have since surgeons don't like injecting it into legs.She also had the same shape at 18 just smaller, she likes wearing corsets under her clothes though
>>84523150>>84523511Skinny people are all the same lmao>omg I can't gain weightHave you tried eating more?>idk, I ate like, 6 eggs for breakfast, too much to finish I had to put my bacon and toast in the fri-Have you tried eating more?>look bro, I ate like, this whole cake dude. Like myself, can you believe that? It took me 2 days lol world record eater right here but nah I can't gain weightHAVE YOU TRIED EATING MOREWHAT THE FUCK IS IT ABOUT FOOD YOU HATE SO MUCH?>i don-YES YOU DO, 50% OF THE WORLD IS OBESE THEY CAN'T PUT THE FORK DOWNI BET THAT CAKE HAD LIKE, 4,500 CALORIES IN IT, WHICH IS LESS THAN YOUR 2 DAY ENERGY NEED, ESPECIALLY WITH YOUR "HIGH METABOLISM"EAT DUMB NIGGAEATMORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MOREI'M NOT EVEN A FATTY CHASER, AND BEING FAT MYSELF HAS RUINED LARGE PARTS OF LIFE;BUT IF YOU CAN'T GAIN MASSYOU'RE NOT EATING ENOUGH
>>84523505I AM MOVING TO MONTREAL
>>84523818she accidently posted a picture of her holding hands with a boy on her instagram once... it's over...
>>84523816>I ate a whole cake in two days! I was so full I couldn't eat anything else
>>84523877Lol exactly the point I was makingBy the way femanon, THAT cake is like, 1200 MAX and any more calories than that in such a small cake would be excessive sugar, for one reason or another.A Costco sheet-pan style [hint: other generic supermarket vendor cakes will be like 20% less mass and thus roughly the same proportion less in calories] is 6,560 calories, LESS than the energy need for a standard adult who moved around just a little bit each day. Like, even walk around the house activity.
>>84523945fuck... i forgot to put THREE days
why do big fat asses have so much control over me, i think about them almost all day. ever since i was a young lad even before puberty i've been obsessed with them
>>84523150You haven't answered femanon why do you hate food so much?
>>84523622How tall is this bitch goddamn
>>84523816dunno why you're mad about it. i eat as much as i want to eat, i can count up my calories today if you want me to, i think i eat a pretty big amount honestly. i'm not gonna start eating sticks of butter or so much i feel sick though. what would be the point of making myself miserable just to be fatter which my body is CLEARLY not designed to handle?
>>84524146are you tall maybe?
>>84524150not really, i'm 5'3. my entire family is like me. twig skinny and crazy freckles. nobody's even a little overweight except my dad and my younger brother but they have reasons.
>>84523383Fuck, that corset got me. I'm always weak to corsets.Post more big girls with corsets.
>>84524173are you able to take a hard plapping though? that's the real question
>>84524203how should i know? probably, maybe, that's what like, bodies are made for. or maybe i suck, idk
>>84524201this is the only other one i've got
>>84524210my ex had a small vagina and she would tear sometimes and i would bruise her cervix if I went to fast, she could NOT take a hard plapping
>>84524224oh jesus fuck i dont even wanna think about that
>>84524229My second gf could take such a hard plapping that I wasn't able to even plap her hard enough, she wanted it all day but there's only so much plapping I can do before I'm the one that's bruised
>>84524237wieners can get bruised?? how does that even work
>>84524224>>84524237>tfw ywn have a gf to plap hard all day every day
>>84524243it's more so the area around the penis gets a bit sore and your balls can hurt from smacking against her so much, also after cumming a few times it doesn't even feel good anymore, she would literally want to fuck all day, i am not joking. she would wake me up with a blowjob when she slept over
>>84524258i thought guys could only go for a couple of minutes? also do balls stretch out really long to be slapping and swinging, i thought they were usually like close to the base
>>84524258>after cumming a few times it doesn't even feel goodDraining your balls is draining your vitality, do it too much and you're completely exhausted.
>>84524288>i thought guys could only go for a couple of minutes?some last a couple of minutes, some last much longer. What I would do was when I got close to cumming I would just slow down or switch to my mouth and fingers, you can go as long as you like then but can also get blue balls.your balls can sag if it's warm, but even close to the base they still can absorb the shock of the plaps, it's not normally a problem unless you're doing it a lot
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>>84524344oh shit i didnt even think about just stopping before you climaxed that's so smarttesticles are so weird physically its actually hard to imagine them
>>84524432one day you will find a moid you love very much and can examine them to your hearts content
>>84524432we can wiggle them without touching them too. like make them move up and down slightly. same with our dicks
I NEED THEM I NEED THEM I NEED THEM I NEED THEM
>>84523792Sorry but her legs dont match her butt. Shes got a bit of that ant butt going on. These days its all injections, no more scars so people like you are easily fooled. She may have had a naturally curvy body at 18, but she kept it going with the fat transfers.
>>84524146>dunno why you're mad about it>im going to look like a twelve year old forever arent i haha. fuckIdk you seemed to be the initiator of the miseryI'm just vibin, if you couldn't pick up it was joking all-caps I'll assune you're a bit autisticLook femanon I'm just trying to increase your feminine fertility, as is implied to be an inadequacy of yours
>>84524573yum nigga
>>84522184I don't trust her, she uses filters to make her waist narrower. We must demand that she allows in-person verification of her measurements.
>>84524631i mean i complained about somethin and then you were going off about how all skinny people are the same and yelling. i didn't bring that intensity.
>>84522176I'd prefer a woman with wide shoulder and narrow hips, she'd be easier to manipulate into all my sexual fantasies.
